Post your favorite Mark moments and/or quotes here.

Mine are:

#1) The episode with DJs Birthday party, When Bev called him Fonzie, and Dan said "AAAAAYYYYYY" To him,Just like Fozie does, and Mark got all embarrassed.***( He does sort of look like Fonz in the earlier episodes)

#2) In "Thrilla near the Vanilla extract", when he does the skating over the linoleum with his socks with the one pro ice skater.

#3) The episode Thanksgiving in Season 7, Where in the end, Mark asks David to sew up the back of his pants, and when He turns around, His whole ass was showing!! LOL! Very Funny!!***(I don't know if anyone else noticed, but when I saw it, the Blur missed. They were trying to censor/blur out his ass crack, but it missed and instead it blurred out either his leg,side of his leg, or around his thighs or knees instead of his crack. It blurred somewhere else,because he walking so fast, so you could see his whole ass uncensored for about 3-5 seconds!!!!!) ***

#4)The Halloween episode in Season 7, where DJ asks David "What Does Gay mean?" And when David tries to explain, DJ says "I dont get it", and then Mark says "I don't Get it either" LOL......and then later, He pulls out a cassette player and says "Lets listen to this on our way to the arcade" LOL

#5)In the episode where Roseanne gets those neighbors who roam around naked...In the end when Mark thinks Darlene is trying to flirt with Him to get back at David...LOL

#6)In Season 8, Where they are all playing scrabble, And Mark finally wins, and he goes" I'm better than You(Becky), You(David), and I was always better than you(darlene), and then they tell him"Oxygen ain't a word". Then He gets all embarrassed and says"....Oh, then my word is "It"." LOL

oh yeah, I forgot some of these.... Here's some more I forgot to post:

From "Becky, Beds and Boys"
(Dan) : So.....Mark, what kind of Car do you drive??
(Mark) : It's not a car Dan, It's a truck.....
(Darlene) : Hey, before you go, what's 2+2=?
(Mark) : What??
(Darlene) : Yeah, I thought so......

From "Snoop Davey Dave"
(Mark) : So....Did you just Break-up with Darlene??
(David) : Yeah...
(Mark) : Man, forget her... She was a total Bitch...
(David) : Just leave me alone Mark...
(Mark) : Hey, I'm sure she was just gonna get way worse...

From "Thanksgiving Season 7"
(David) : You don't know how to play Football??
(Mark) : Hey... Football stinks...The players wear tight fitting pants and uniforms on their butts, they touch each other's butts with their hands, They tackle each other's butts, and they run around on the fields revealing their butts.....
(David) : So...What's your point???
(Mark) : That they really like butts...

(David) : Fine, I'll teach you the game....There are 7 downs...
(Mark) : I thought there was always 4 or 5 downs....
(David) : No, there are 7 downs, And a down is where you spike the ball...
(Mark) : Oh yeah, You mean when they do the dance like I saw on T.V.??
(David)£ºOh yeah.... You always have to do the dance...

(Becky) : So, how was the Football game?
(Dan) : Horrible, Thanks to Mark...
(Mark) : Hey, it wasn' my fault....
(Fred) : Losing was okay... but tell me one thing Mark... why the hell did you have to do that damn dance????

Those were great! Another one of my favorite Mark moments is when he fought with Becky, and David and Darlene came into the room and had a little fight and then quickly made up. Mark asked Dan why they could make up so quickly and Dan says that its different for them because they aren't married and Mark says "Yeah, but Becky and I are married. So how is that different?":lol:

To HaskellGirl, when you said that Mark asked Dan why they could make up so quickly, didn't you mean David instead of Dan???

Originally posted by HaskellGirl
Those were great! Another one of my favorite Mark moments is when he fought with Becky, and David and Darlene came into the room and had a little fight and then quickly made up. Mark asked Dan why they could make up so quickly and Dan says that its different for them because they aren't married and Mark says "Yeah, but Becky and I are married. So how is that different?":lol:


Oh yeah...., I think the episode you were talking about is #139:"Don't Make Room for Daddy." LOL....it was pretty funny...

Originally posted by DuhDuh539
To HaskellGirl, when you said that Mark asked Dan why they could make up so quickly, didn't you mean David instead of Dan???

Well, he asked Dan how David and Darlene could make up so fast. By that point, Darlene and David had already left the house.

Originally posted by HaskellGirl
Well, he asked Dan how David and Darlene could make up so fast. By that point, Darlene and David had already left the house.


Ooooooohhhhhhhhhh....... Oooops.......Now I remember..... nevermind...I was thinking of the wrong episode... you were right...My mistake.

The scrabble bit is brilliant, and the linoleum skating, but my favourite one is when he makes the gross food for the family to get back at them.