This was too offensive for people to view. I'am sorry.

[This message has been edited by callmetootie (edited 06-04-2001).]

OK, I got it.

[This message has been edited by Devastation26 (edited 06-04-2001).]

Here's one only offensive to Blair:

You take the gold
You take the dough
You take them both and there you have the Facts of Blair
Facts of Blair
There's a time where you make your dough grow grow grow some mo'
The Facts of Blair the Facts of Blair!
When it never seems that Jo always knows just what she means
All that you gotta do is knock her out and bring her to
'Cause your learning the Facts of Blair Learning the Facts of Blair ....of Blair
the Facts of Blair!

That was okay, but I don't like Blair, so that's cool! Jo is my fav. Can anyone make up an offensive one about her?

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-Lizzie-
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FRIENDS rule!
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Joey: Look, I'm Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going camando!
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Chandler: When I get back, it's chair city, and I'll be a guy...sitting in a chair.
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Phoebe: Okay, that's not the song.
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Phoebe rox! Gotta love her!
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Blair: Oh my word!
Jo: What?
Blair: I can't believe it.
Jo: What?
Blair: There's a hair in my menu.

" The Facts Of Jo"

You take the punch
You have a mark on your face
Let's have some lunch
The Facts Of Jo
The Facts Of Jo
There's a time where you date a sailor
And then marry Rick the failure
The Facts Of Jo
The Facts Of Jo
When the motorcycle never runs
Jo will kick Blair in the buns
And suddenly you're finding out the facts of Jo are all about....well...Jo!!!

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Andrew Carden