View Full Version : Character Obituaries....


Wildchats
01-10-2004, 01:01 PM
If this were the world of Television, and each actor/actress died in real life, then this is what it would have said in their obituaries

(The year characters die are the same years that their real self died in life....or when characters were presumed to have died).


This is all made-up and possibly close to the years that they died.




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MARGARET KANISKY, 55

Glenlawn- Margaret Kanisky 55, of Glenlawn died yesterday September 6th, 1981 at Glenlawn Hospital. Mrs. Kanisky was the wife of the police chief of Glenlawn, Carl Kanisky, who she was married to for 28 years.
Mrs. Kanisky was born in Los Angeles in 1926, and was educated in schools there when she was a child. She was a lover of shopping and children.
Surviving members of her family include her husband Carl of 28 years, her daughter's Kathleen, Julie, and Samantha Kanisky all of Glenlawn, close friend Nell Harper of Glenlawn, and a sister Blanche of Bakersfield.
A funeral mass will be celebrated on September 9th at St. Alfia's Church on Greenlawn Street. Calling hours will be from 2-4 and 7-9 at the Glenlawn Memorial Funeral Home on 7 Greenlawn Street. Burial will follow at the Glenlawn Cemetery.

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MILDRED KANISKY, 80

Glenlawn- Mildred Kanisky, 80, of Glenlawn, died yesterday, June 7th, 1983 at her home in Glenlawn. Born in Madison, Wisconsin in 1903, she was educated there in the public schools.
Surviving members of her family include her husband Stanely of 60 years, Sons Carl Kanisky (Chief of Police in Glenlawn) and Eddie both of Glenlawn, a daughter-in law Maxine Kanisky also of Glenlawn, and several grand-daughters.
A funeral mass will be celebrated on June 10th at St. Alfia's Church on Greenlawn Street. Calling hours will be from 2-4 and 7-9 at the Glenlawn Memorial Funeral Home on 7 Greenlawn Street. Burial will follow at the Glenlawn Cemetery

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CARL KANISKY, 62

Glenlawn- Carl Kanisky, 62, of Glenlawn, died yesterday, May 7th, 1985 at his home in Glenlawn. Born in Madison Wisconsin in 1923, he was educated in the public schools, and graduated from Madison high school and the University of Wisconson, Madison.
Carl Kanisky was the police Chief of Glenlawn from 1979 up until his recent death. He had a great passion for safety, security, and charity for the city of Glenlawn and it's police force. He also loved to bowl, fish, and watch football and baseball games on television.
The widower of Margaret Kanisky who passed away in 1981, he leaves behind his father Stanely Kanisky, daughters Kathleen Kanisky, Julie Maxwell and her husband Jonathan, and Samantha all of Glenlawn, his brother Eddie Kanisky of Glenlawn, and good friends Nell Harper and Officer Ralph Waldo Simpson all of Glenlawn.
A funeral mass will be celebrated on May 11th, at St. Alfia's Church on Greenlawn Street. Calling hours will be from 2-9 at the Glenlawn Funeral Home on 7 Greenlawn Street. Burial will follow at the glenlawn Cemetery.
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Stanely Kanisky, 90

Greenwich Village- Stanely Kanisky, 90, of Greenwich Village, New York, New York, died yesterday Septeber 14th, 1991 at Holy Cross Hosptial.
Born and raised in Poland in 1901, Mr. Kanisky immigrated to the United States in 1923. He was a verteran in WWII, and earned several badges for bravery.
The widower of Mildred Kanisky, who passed away in 1983, he leaves behind his son Eddie Kanisky and his wife Maxine of Glenlawn, California, grand-daughters Kathleen Kanisky of San Fransisco California, Julie Maxwell and her husband Jonathan of Bakersfield, California, and Samantha Kanisky of Waren, New Jersy, and one great-grand-daughter.
A funeral mass will be celebrated on September 19th at St. Alfia's Church in Glenlawn, California, and calling hours will be from 2-9 at the Glenlawn Funeral home. Burial will follow at the Glenlawn Cemetery.

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RALPH WALDO SIMPSON, 75

Glenlawn- Ralph waldo Simpson, 75, of Glenlawn, died yesterday, May 23rd, 1997 at Glenlawn Hospital after a short illness.
Born in St. Loius, Missouri in 1922, he was educated in schools there, and graduated from St. Louis high school.
He was a police officer in Glenalwn from 1970 up until his retirement in 1995.
A funeral mass will be celebrated on May 29th at St. Alfia's Church in Glenlawn. Calling hours will be from 4-8 at the Glenlawn Funeral home. Burial will follow at the Glenlawn Cemetery.


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MAYBELLE HARPER, 90

Greenwich Village- Maybelle Harper, 90, of Grenwich Village died yesterday February 2, 2002 at Walworth Nursing Home.
Born in Birmingham Alabama in 1912, she was a devoted baptist and married her husband who was a reverand.
The Widower of Reverend Harper, who passed away in 1982, she leaves her daughters Nell Harper of Greenwich Village, and Loretta and her husband Howard of Greenwidch Village.
A funeral mass will be celebrated on February 6th at the Old Baptist Church in Birmingham Alabama. Calling Hours will be from 2-4 and 7-9 at the Baptist Funeral Home in Birmingham. Burial will follow at the baptist cemetery.
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Nell Harper, 54

Greenwich Village- Nell Harper, 54, of Greenwich Village died yesterday at her home in Greenwich Village.
Born on September 12th, 1948, she was educated in schools in Alabama and attended Calvin Junior High School.
She is survived by her sister Loretta and her husband howard and their son Jerome of Greenwhich Village, her adoptive children Joseph and Matthew Donovan both of Greenwich Village, and her surogate children Kathleen Kanisky of Sanfransisco, California, Julie Kanisky and her husband Jonathan and their daughter Nell of Bakersfield, and Smantha Kanisky of Greenwhich Village.
A Funeral mass will be celebrated at St. Rachel's Church in New York. Calling hours will be from 2-9 at the Warren Funeral home in Greenwich Village. Burial will follow in All Saint's Cemetery.