The episode with Frank trying to figure out who's having sex with the game hen is classic! I crack up every time I see it. :lol: Is there a moment on the show that always cracks you up no matter how many times you see it?

Susan's father.."The hen and the chicken are the same. The rooster has sex with both of them."

Frank w/ stunned look on face.."That's perverse!"

:lol:

The episode in which Kramer falls for Jerry's girlfriend Pam, and wants to talk to Jerry. He wants George to vacate -

"Why can't I stay?"

"It doesn't concern you."

"Well, if it doesn't concern me...then I can stay!"

So Kramer eases the chair George is sitting in, out into the hall, and shuts the door. Later, as Kramer runs out in a panic, the door opens to see George still sitting in the hallway, looking defeated.

In the top shelf ep 065 The Mango, in the the 1st scene they are @ Monk's. The whole dialog from where G & J discuss 'the tap' & 'below the equator' (great verbal tap dancing) all the way to after Elaine does her infamous"FAKE, FAKE, FAKE".
http://tomsquotes.amhosting.net/sitcom/seinfeld/elaine/faked_th.jpg (http://tomsquotes.amhosting.net/sitcom/seinfeld/elaine/faked.jpg)

I just posted a link to the script:
064 The Mango (http://wave.prohosting.com/tnguym/Scripts/TheMango.html)

The scene in the Soup Nazi where George acts all anti-social around Jerry and her girlfirend then leaves. Which prompts:

Wentworth: Strange guy.
(Kramer pops in)
Kramer: Hey . . . (Casually takes a couch cushion and starts to leave) . . . Yeah.

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That and another ep where Kramer is stuffing Jerry's fridge w/ food.

Kramer: I have to store this stuff here because my refridgerator is full.
Jerry: You don't even have a refridgerator, do you?
Kramer: Well, not here.

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Jerry: Did you knock . . . her over too, or just the kids?

Kramer to Jerry, who is dating the gymnast "Jerry, you stand on the thresh-hold of sentual delights that most men dare not dream of!"

Jerry, "wow you can really talk some trash. I guess that's better than eating it" (same Ep George ate the pastry from his gf's garbage container.

There are way too many. I like Dut's alot!

I always liked when Elaine tried on the hearing aid and the fire alarm went off. :lol:

How about the scene w/ J & E at the car rental agency that includes:
J: "you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation and that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them"

The whole scene, the writting in the air bit, Elaine's going along w/ Jer... CLASSIC...
it's from the 2nd scene in 028 The Alternate Side (http://wave.prohosting.com/tnguym/Scripts/TheAlternateSide.html)

K: I just took a bath.
J: No good?
K: Are you kidding? I'm sitting there, in a tepid pool of my own filth.

Hehehehe that one makes me laugh every time.

my two would be the opening, where it is kramer alone in jerry's appt. and he changes all of the stuff, it is so random, yet it is brilliant.
The other would be when george and jerry are in monks after george eats out of mrs. enright's trash. You have crossed the line between man and bum, you are now a bum.


But oh god, there are so many, such as the sea was angry that day my friends... speach.

Or when the bubble boys dad is telling the story, and elaine wipes her eyes, and jerry wipes his mouth.

Hillarious