first in the show they show them eating and the theme song starts. how many intros were there all together in 9 seasons?

I'm not sure, but I think there were 11

Originally posted by HaskellGirl
I'm not sure, but I think there were 11

I count 12. There are 2 versions of the 90-92 season(Poker), 92-93 season(Pizza) and 93-95 seasons(Chinese food). I think there is also a second version of the first two seasons of the theme song, however, it has never been shown in syndication. So, that would make 13.

If you mean how many different theme song versions the was
Season 1 &2- The family sits around the table Jackie argues about something on a paper with Roseanne, Becky shows Jackie make-up, Darlene has a football.
Season 3 & 4- Darlene argues with Roseanne, Crystal is credited and seen.
Season 5- Everyone is eating pizza Becky (Lecy) walks in, Darlene puts lots of salt on Roseanne's pizza slice.
Season 6- Version 1-Everyones eating Chinese food and Darlene walks in
Season 6- Version 2-Everyones eating Chinese food and Becky (Sarah) walks in.
Season 7- Season 6 version 2
Season 8- there's a morphing thing its starts with Roseanne's name then goes to John Goodman then to Laurie Metcalf then to Sara Gilbert then to Lecy Goranson (there are pictures of Sarah and Lecy) then to Michael Fishman then to Roseanne.
Season 9- This is the vocal theme song. THere's another morphing. Roseanne's name then goes to John Goodman then to Laurie Metcalf then to Sara Gilbert then to Lecy Goranson (there is a picture of Sarah ) then to Michael Fishman then to Roseanne

What are the full lyrics to the one that goes: What isn't killin us is makin us stronger we're gunna last longer.....

Season 5 has an extended version of the theme... where Roseanne falls back into her seat after laughing at the end. The actions are different, but the setting is the same. It only appears in the episode "Crime and Punishment"

Seasons 3 and 4 have an extended theme and Season 6 and 7 have another theme besides the two. So that makes 14.

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
What are the full lyrics to the one that goes: What isn't killin us is makin us stronger we're gunna last longer.....

If what doesn't kill us is making us stronger,
Were gonna last longer,
Than the greatest wall in China,
Or that rabbit with the drum

If there's one thing that I learned,
While waiting for my turn,
Is that in each life some rain falls,
But you also get some sun,

And we'll make out better than ok,
Hear what I say?
Yeah, any day

They didn't make a shorter version of the vocal theme song Did they?

Originally posted by bubblegum
They didn't make a shorter version of the vocal theme song Did they?

Not that I know of.

In the second to last episode of the eighth season (Heart and Soul(Dan in hospital)) The theme (visual) is the same, but the theme (audio) is the same as season one.

I don;t think they really could have made a shorter version of season eight or 9. With the morphing faces and the lyrics in season 9, it would have been near impossible to cut anything out, especially because of the morphing.

Originally posted by brainlesschild09
In the second to last episode of the eighth season (Heart and Soul(Dan in hospital)) The theme (visual) is the same, but the theme (audio) is the same as season one.

Hmm... I don't remember that, but that's interesting. Anyone else remember that?

Originally posted by Mr.Blue
Hmm... I don't remember that, but that's interesting. Anyone else remember that?

I remember it.

I remember that.