Look at the Judge......

......he's a brother.

Son we got it made

You getr pulled over by a white cop in a blue uniform in a black neighborhood it makes you so mad you see yellow........

......what are you a box of crayons.

I didn't saw i didn't believe in Santa Clause I said.......

Originally posted by Junkoligist
I didn't saw i didn't believe in Santa Clause I said.......

<loosely> ...there wasn't no white man in a red suit coming around here at 12 o'clock.

Buenos dias, buenos nochas...

Remember son, to err is human, but...

Originally posted by mooseface
Buenos dias, buenos nochas...

and beans and disease to you.

Elizabeth was as pure as the driven snow..............

Buenos dias, buenos nochas...

Buenos knows where the wild goose goes


Elizabeth was as pure as the driven snow.............. and you're looking at the only driver she ever had

Originally posted by RCA
Elizabeth was as pure as the driven snow..............

yea but who was doing the driving.?

One of my favorites.


Esther: "Who you calling ugly sucka"
Fred: "Im calling you ugly.........................

Esther: "Who you calling ugly sucka"
Fred: "Im calling you ugly.........................

I can put some tracing paper over your face and draw me a moose face

Lamont Lamont , I'm as sorry as I can be for you boy, when that little girl ran out on you today I was thinking to myself.............

Originally posted by Junkoligist
Lamont Lamont , I'm as sorry as I can be for you boy, when that little girl ran out on you today I was thinking to myself.............

......he must feel like a real dummy up there.
That's what you looked like ... a real dummy.

Fred: What's that I smell?
Lamont: Oh, that's my new cologne - it's called Days in Paris.
Fred: Well, _________________________________.

Fred: What's that I smell?
Lamont: Oh, that's my new cologne - it's called Days in Paris.

Fred: Well, It smells like nights in El Segundo.

Fred; I married your mother in this suit, looke here still got rice in the pockets

Lamont; You ...................

Originally posted by Junkoligist
Fred; I married your mother in this suit, looke here still got rice in the pockets

Lamont; You ...................

.... look like a big, gray-haired penguin. (?)

Bubba: Fred, you look great. And if the restaurant doesn't work out, we can follow you when we go to invade El Segundo.

Fred: Bubba, if you don't shut up, _______________________.

Bubba: Fred, you look great. And if the restaurant doesn't work out, we can follow you when we go to invade El Segundo.

Fred: Bubba, if you don't shut up I'm gonn cut off some of your el rutondo


Fred; I married your mother in this suit, looke here still got rice in the pockets

Lamont; You


The correct answer was "you sure them aint maggots"

Originally posted by mooseface
Remember son, to err is human, but...

Answer:

...to give this chump one across the lips would be divine!

Lamont: The truth is, I'm just not qualified to be an Assemblyman.

Fred: What are you talkin' about 'qualified?', ________________.

Originally posted by mooseface
Lamont: The truth is, I'm just not qualified to be an Assemblyman.

Fred: What are you talkin' about 'qualified?', ________________.


...the man's talking about politics, not brain surgery!

Fred: You have done spent the night here. you have had......

Originally posted by sylvia
Fred: You have done spent the night here. you have had......


...your continental breakfast. Now, it's check-out time!