Any single girls want to reply to my previous message?

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1385309

Originally posted by Archie and Edith
Any single girls want to reply to my previous message? If getting a date was this easy, I wouldve done this 2 years ago. :grady:

Originally posted by Archie and Edith
Any single girls want to reply to my previous message?

Dude, just meet girls in your own area. Looking for people online is stupid especially on this board. Too many ****ed up stalking wackos. Trust me, I speak from personal experience. Date people on here at your own risk. :grr:

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
Dude, just meet girls in your own area. Looking for people online is stupid especially on this board. Too many ****ed up stalking wackos. Trust me, I speak from personal experience. Date people on here at your own risk. :grr:
he can date dorothy and they can live happily ever after. :grr:

Originally posted by safety pin
he can date dorothy and they can live happily ever after. :grr:

:rofl:

i thought dorothy and brandon were together? if not they should get together.

November 5, 1954









Hmm... sorry, I'm illegal

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
Dude, just meet girls in your own area. Looking for people online is stupid especially on this board. Too many ****ed up stalking wackos. Trust me, I speak from personal experience. Date people on here at your own risk. :grr:

She's right. And I also speak from experience.

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
:rofl:

i thought dorothy and brandon were together? if not they should get together.

They broke up?? Damnit...no one told me! :mumble:

Who's Dorothy?

Originally posted by Archie and Edith
Who's Dorothy?

A piece of poop.

what's Dorothy's Sitcoms Online name? I want to meet her.

Originally posted by Archie and Edith
what's Dorothy's Sitcoms Online name? I want to meet her.

:rotflmao:

Seriously.... I never knew her.

Originally posted by Archie and Edith
what's Dorothy's Sitcoms Online name? I want to meet her.

Unwanted Angel. Go get her, tiger. :grineyes:

Originally posted by *A TV People*
A piece of poop.

:lol:

Originally posted by Archie and Edith
what's Dorothy's Sitcoms Online name? I want to meet her.

omg you can't be serious :rofl:

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Unwanted Angel. Go get her, tiger. :grineyes:

:lol: she's certainly unwanted thats for sure.

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Unwanted Angel. Go get her, tiger. :grineyes:

hahaha. :lol:

Originally posted by Archie and Edith
what's Dorothy's Sitcoms Online name? I want to meet her.
you are stoopid. and you'd only be able to have her part of the time because sometimes shes bi and sometimes shes a lesbian. guess it depends on the weather. :grr:

Rainman might be interested. You should PM him.

Originally posted by safety pin
you are stoopid. and you'd only be able to have her part of the time because sometimes shes bi and sometimes shes a lesbian. guess it depends on the weather. :grr:

And she reserves a part of herself for Joyce Dewitt.

I should also mention she has problems with stalking the people she has a thing for and if you reject her. She makes your life a living hell online and has everyone turn their back on you. She's a bitch. Oh yeah, she has two identities on here. Dorothy who's 18 and Kerri who's 27. She's a manipulator. If you like bitchy, manipulative women go for it.

Actually, maybe not Dorothy. Any other single girls on here looking for a boyfriend?

Originally posted by Archie and Edith
Actually, maybe not Dorothy. Any other single girls on here looking for a boyfriend? are you like tryin' to hook up for a date for your 50th birthday on November 5 ??? Your WERE born on November 5, 1954 weren't you?

No I wasn't I was born in November of 1954 I will tell you though that I was born in the 1980's.

I lied because I don't like telling people my real age but I really was born sometime during the 1980's

Originally posted by Archie and Edith
No I wasn't I was born in November of 1954 I will tell you though that I was born in the 1980's.


Dude, we're not stalkers... everyone here has stated their REAL age (well, everyones who's not a schizo.....)



For example : April 1, 1988 makes me 15.

See, it's not so bad... it's not like it's your address or phone number or anything like that.







And yeah, I'd like a boyfriend but I got a few other choice before I resort to you. Sorry bud.

alright I was born in November of 1986.

Originally posted by Archie and Edith
No I wasn't I was born in November of 1954 I will tell you though that I was born in the 1980's.
youre a sick f-ck. you're 49 (dont lie, *******, why else would you have 1954 in your profile?) and you said in that other post youre looking for girls who are 16-17.

Originally posted by safety pin
youre a sick f-ck. you're 49 (dont lie, *******, why else would you have 1954 in your profile?) and you said in that other post youre looking for girls who are 16-17.

pedo :grr:

Originally posted by YearbookLoser
Rainman might be interested. You should PM him. did you notice that he was on today? i pm'd him to tell me about the m&m's but he hasn't responded
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1417302

I was telling the truth when I said I was born in 1986. I trutly was everyone. By the way, where does Dorothy live?

Originally posted by Archie and Edith
I was telling the truth when I said I was born in 1986. I trutly was everyone. By the way, where does Dorothy live? SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU MAN!!!!

Originally posted by Archie and Edith
I was telling the truth when I said I was born in 1986. I trutly was everyone. By the way, where does Dorothy live?
ok sh-twipe, its survey time. :grr:

What is your name?
Do the words joyce, kerri, holly, jenny, or cathy ring a bell?
Do you like to make unusual spellings like "enyone"?
What is your favorite cereal?
What's your sexuality?
Do you like celebrities who are ugly as fock?
Do you have aol?
Are you a compulsive liar? (don't lie on this question)
are you a pedophile?

Originally posted by Archie and Edith
I was telling the truth when I said I was born in 1986. I trutly was everyone. By the way, where does Dorothy live?
:mooner:

Originally posted by Archie and Edith
By the way, where does Dorothy live?

In your bedroom. :grr:

Originally posted by safety pin
ok sh-twipe, its survey time. :grr:

What is your name? rob
Do the words joyce, kerri, holly, jenny, or cathy ring a bell? ummmm are they the Bay City Rollers?
Do you like to make unusual spellings like "enyone"? ummm n0
What is your favorite cereal? Apple Jacks - even though I hate apples and they don't have a prize in the box - usually
What's your sexuality? happily married
Do you like celebrities who are ugly as fock? whaddaya mean by "like" exactly?
Do you have aol? no i refuse to use or install anything with "aol" in it
Are you a compulsive liar? (don't lie on this question) maybe
are you a pedophile? nope - but i like SHOES and SURVEYS :)

Originally posted by robyrob
What is your name? rob
Do the words joyce, kerri, holly, jenny, or cathy ring a bell? ummmm are they the Bay City Rollers?
Do you like to make unusual spellings like "enyone"? ummm n0
What is your favorite cereal? Apple Jacks - even though I hate apples and they don't have a prize in the box - usually
What's your sexuality? happily married
Do you like celebrities who are ugly as fock? whaddaya mean by "like" exactly?
Do you have aol? no i refuse to use or install anything with "aol" in it
Are you a compulsive liar? (don't lie on this question) maybe
are you a pedophile? nope - but i like SHOES and SURVEYS :)

that survey wasn't for you. :grr:

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
that survey wasn't for you. :grr: sorry - i didnt think he/she/them was gonna play, and i hate to see a good survey go to waste :)

Originally posted by robyrob
What is your name? rob
Do the words joyce, kerri, holly, jenny, or cathy ring a bell? ummmm are they the Bay City Rollers?
Do you like to make unusual spellings like "enyone"? ummm n0
What is your favorite cereal? Apple Jacks - even though I hate apples and they don't have a prize in the box - usually
What's your sexuality? happily married
Do you like celebrities who are ugly as fock? whaddaya mean by "like" exactly?
Do you have aol? no i refuse to use or install anything with "aol" in it
Are you a compulsive liar? (don't lie on this question) maybe
are you a pedophile? nope - but i like SHOES and SURVEYS :)
:grr:

Originally posted by robyrob
he/she/them
its he/she/them/it :grr:

Originally posted by robyrob
sorry - i didnt think he/she/them was gonna play, and i hate to see a good survey go to waste :)

hmm..good point. my apologies. :)

Originally posted by Archie and Edith
I lied because I don't like telling people my real age but I really was born sometime during the 1980's

How about posting a pic of your sweet ol' self there, Pumpkin! :) :loveya: :kiss:

Yeah, we hot chicks wanna see how hot you are. :kiss: ;)

Originally posted by Archie and Edith
alright I was born in November of 1986.

Yeah, well, you're either too young or too old for me. Yay me!!

what the hell? :lol: you should't have said all those negative things about Dorothy and maybe he would have gone for her.

Originally posted by Original Prankster
what the hell? :lol: you should't have said all those negative things about Dorothy and maybe he would have gone for her.
Dorothy is attracted to this ****er.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid69/pd4656b36dd9db326ceae2190ea5528b0/fbb86545.jpg
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=87352&perpage=15&pagenumber=88

What a GAEWAD. :grr:

Originally posted by safety pin
Dorothy is attracted to this ****er.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid69/pd4656b36dd9db326ceae2190ea5528b0/fbb86545.jpg
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=87352&perpage=15&pagenumber=88

What a GAEWAD. :grr:

:lol: :lol:

Originally posted by safety pin
Dorothy is attracted to this ****er.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid69/pd4656b36dd9db326ceae2190ea5528b0/fbb86545.jpg
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=87352&perpage=15&pagenumber=88

What a GAEWAD. :grr:

how the hell could she find that hot?

:rofl: omg look at these ugly pictures she poste of him

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=87352&perpage=15&pagenumber=83

Originally posted by safety pin
Dorothy is attracted to this ****er.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid69/pd4656b36dd9db326ceae2190ea5528b0/fbb86545.jpg
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=87352&perpage=15&pagenumber=88

What a GAEWAD. :grr:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: what a hick :lol:

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
And I had to put up with that. ****er. ohno:

:schmack:

ya'll should be on your hands and knees thanking me and chris for informing the public what a lying little **** she was.

*gets on podium and preaches* she was just an infector and you *points out to SO* were just her flies whom she served her ****ty lies too. and you ate up everyone of them! *slams hand on podium* thank the good lord for my determination to seek justice! praise the lord! can i get an amen?! i said, can i get an amen?!

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
:schmack:

ya'll should be on your hands and knees thanking me and chris for informing the public what a lying little **** she was.

*gets on podium and preaches* she was just an infector and you *points out to SO* were just her flies whom she served her ****ty lies too. and you ate up everyone of them! *slams hand on podium* thank the good lord for my determination to seek justice! praise the lord! can i get an amen?! i said, can i get an amen?!

AMEN, SISTAH!

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
:schmack:

ya'll should be on your hands and knees thanking me and chris for informing the public what a lying little **** she was.

*gets on podium and preaches* she was just an infector and you *points out to SO* were just her flies whom she served her ****ty lies too. and you ate up everyone of them! *slams hand on podium* thank the good lord for my determination to seek justice! praise the lord! can i get an amen?! i said, can i get an amen?!
i noticed shortly after she registered that she was a lying sag of crap. damn me for not speaking up. :o

I'm surprised none of you realized that it was her on all those fake names. I mean...wasn't it odd how when we got a new person, they'd always spell anyone enyone?!? :lol: this board wouldn't be the same without me.

Originally posted by dawsongirl
AMEN, SISTAH!

I tell it like it is! Praise the lord!

Originally posted by safety pin
i noticed shortly after she registered that she was a lying sag of crap. damn me for not speaking up. :o

:schmack: damn you sarah

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
:schmack: damn you sarah

no need for violence.

Originally posted by Original Prankster
I'm surprised none of you realized that it was her on all those fake names. I mean...wasn't it odd how when we got a new person, they'd always spell anyone enyone?!? :lol: this board wouldn't be the same without me.
i didnt see very many of her posts. :grr:

btw crystal said awhile ago that kerri's "im leaving" thread was a lot longer but most of it got deleted, what happened in it? i was on vacation when it all happened.

Originally posted by Original Prankster
no need for violence.
INCREEEASE THE PEEEACE!!!!!! peacesign:

Originally posted by safety pin
i didnt see very many of her posts. :grr:

btw crystal said awhile ago that kerri's "im leaving" thread was a lot longer but most of it got deleted, what happened in it? i was on vacation when it all happened.

didn't i say that? and yes, it was much longer. some ******* deleted it and then tried to tell me that i wasn't complaining about that whore. :cuss: i was exposing her in that thread and no one cared to ban her dumb ass when i did. :grr: