Frischman_Fan
12-30-2003, 04:22 PM
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Jack: Oh no......does she know how many jars of gel it took me to get my hair this perfect....she's messing it up!!
Janet: How much longer do I have to stand like this? My arm hurts!!
Mr. Roper: I want to get outta here!!
Mrs. Roper: I have a gun
Chrissy: How long do I have to sit like this? My butt hurts!!
:lol:
Ur turn!!
Chain Gang Member
12-30-2003, 04:32 PM
Chrissy:Jack,get your hands off my butt
Jack:Can't help it
Mrs.Roper:Easy there dear
Janet:What are we goinna do with you Jack?
Mr.Roper:I'm a penny short!
Mykoon
12-30-2003, 05:12 PM
Janet: Yay, my afro is the biggest!
Mrs. Roper: I'll pull out Jack's hair and attach them to mine... then I will have the biggest afro!
Jack: Ouch, that hurts... but it's kinda nice though, mama!
Mr. Roper: As if it was not enough that she pulled out my hair years ago to make her wig, now she's pulling out Tinkerbell's too!
Chrissy: No one's pullin' out my hair! :( OK, if they don't want my hair, I can leave just as well this scenario and do better things with my hair somewhere else! Yay! :)
Well, I think I am not that funny! *gg*
David
12-30-2003, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by 3scompanyfreak
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brilliant idea!
Roper: Janet! Your hand feels better than Helen's!
Helen: Well Jack's hair feels better than yours! Actually... its more natural than yours. Yours feels like a rag.
Jack: [looks at Ms Ropers hand] [whispers to Chrissy] Is that a wart on her hand?
Chrissy: [whispers back while she smiles] Yeah
Janet: [tries to listen to what they're talking about] Oh yeah, it's disgusting!
Frischman_Fan
12-31-2003, 02:37 PM
:lol: Now this one:
http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10046000/10046024.jpg
Janet: YEOW!!! Lana just pinched my butt!!
Jack: OMG.....I hope I don't get a hernia!!
Larry: *sighs* I'm in between two beautiful women........I'm in heaven.
Chrissy Cheese!!
Mr. Furley: I......can't......feel.....my......legs.
Lana: Oh c'mon Janet.......that didn't hurt one bit.
Chain Gang Member
12-31-2003, 06:28 PM
http://www.bugkid.com/3scompany/pictures/004.jpg
Phil:Now what do you see?
Kid:A big cavity
Jack:The pain!
Frischman_Fan
01-01-2004, 09:41 PM
Dentist: I'm going to have to punish you for eating candy kid....down you go!!
Kid: No please...Mommy!!
Jack: I don't think you can fit kid!!
Frischman_Fan
01-06-2004, 07:27 PM
Here's another:
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/925/3redtrio.jpg
Janet: I always knew Jack had a firm butt!! *pinch*
Jack: OUCH!!
Chrissy: Where's my other leg?
:lol: