In the season 6 and 7 opening it shows Roseanne laughing at the end of the opening credits (like every other opening) this time it was at Dan's fortune. What do YOU think the fortune said that was so funny?

I've always imagined she was adding "in bed..." to whatever fortune it may have been.

I've always imagined she was adding "in bed..." to whatever fortune it may have been.
i asked her about it at her website but she hasnt emailed me back yet (she probably never will.)

I've always imagined she was adding "in bed..." to whatever fortune it may have been.

Dude, is that an Upright Citizens Brigade reference? It sounds familiar to a sketch I once saw on there...