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12-19-2003, 01:32 PM
WPIX New Year's Honeymooner Marathon
Celebrate the start of 2004 with The Honeymooners all night and day on January 1, 2004.
12:00 a.m. 27. Ralph's Big Mouth
Boasting that he is head of his household, Ralph
bets that he can order Alice to make a special supper for an unexpected dinner guest. He ends up cooking the dinner himself and almost destroys the kitchen.
12:30 a.m. 24. Please Leave the Premises
Resenting a $5 increase in the rent, Ralph barricades himself and Alice in his apartment. The landlord retaliates by cutting off all services and then putting the Kramdens and all their furniture out in the street.
1:00 a.m. 8. Pal o' Mine
A misunderstanding threatens to end Ralph and Ed's
friendship forever, when Ed gives a ring inscribed "to a great pal" to a colleague at work.
1:30 a.m. 38. Ralph's Big Mouth (AKA Mind Your Own
Business)
Ralph's advice to Norton on how to get a promotion
backfires, leaving Norton without a job.
2:00 a.m. 5. A Matter of Life and Death
Ralph mistakenly believes he is dying, and sells
his life story to a magazine for $5,000.
2:30 a.m. 30. The Loudspeaker
Thinking he is to be named "Raccoon of the Year",
Ralph rehearses an "impromptu" speech for the occasion, then learns that it is really Norton who
is to be honored.
3:00 a.m. 34. A Man's Pride
Meeting a friend from out of town who apparently
has been successful in business, Ralph passes himself off as head of the bus company.
3:30 a.m. 33. Opportunity Knocks But ...
Ralph's boss gets a new pool table and asks Ralph
to teach him the game. Ralph decides this is a golden opportunity to further his career in the bus
company.
4:00 a.m. 31. On Stage
Carried away by his role in an amateur play, Ralph
decides he is headed for Hollywood, until a talent scout in the audience picks Alice instead.
4:30 a.m. 26. Young Man with a Horn
Spurred into listing his good and bad points,
Ralph tries to remold his character for Alice's sake, with the result that she begs him to return to his
old self.
5:00 a.m. 17. The Babysitter
Installing a telephone in spite of Ralph's
objections, Alice wins her husband over, until he thinks he overhears a man preparing to call Alice for a date.
5:30 a.m. 19. Ralph Kramden, Inc.
A business incorporated by Ralph and Ed appears to
be doomed to failure, but an unexpected windfall temporarily puts the two friends into big money.
6:00AM-9:00AM News Break
9:00 a.m. 25. House Beautiful
Alice Kramden tries to surprise Ralph with a
redecorated apartment, but the interior decorator's glove, left behind by mistake, creates a
misunderstanding.
9:30 a.m. 28. The Worry Wart
An unexpected summons from the Internal Revenue
Service panics Ralph into thinking he should have reported his modest poker, pool and bowling prizes as
income.
10:00 a.m. 35. Unconventional Behavior
Talked into taking their wives to the Raccoon
convention, Ralph and Ed end up in the wrong berths on the wrong train.
10:30 a.m. 2. Funny Money
Finding a suitcase crammed with $100 bills, Ralph
goes on a huge spending spree that continues merrily until he runs into the gang of counterfeiters
that crammed the suitcase.
11:00 a.m. 10. Hello Mom
Die-hard hater of mothers-in-law, Ralph creates a
ruckus when he and Alice receive a telegram indicating that Mother is coming. But when the unwelcome guest arrives, Ralph has to eat his words.
11:30 a.m. 16. Oh My Achin' Back
Ralph's claim that he is too tired to visit his
mother-in-law backfires
when Alice learns that he is playing in a bowling
tournament that night.
12:00 p.m. 21. A Dog's Life
Alice adopts a puppy and tries to hide it from
Ralph, with the result that Ralph inadvertently feeds dog food to his boss.
12:30 p.m. 11. The Deciding Vote
When Ralph runs for Raccoon Convention Manager, he
has to patch up a fight with Ed to make sure his one-time friend will vote for him.
1:00 p.m. 4. A Woman's Work is Never Done
When Ralph and Alice hire a maid to help with the
housework, Ralph takes advantage of his new high style life.
1:30 p.m. 9. Brother Ralph
When Ralph is laid off of his job, Alice goes to
work in an office where she is the only woman, with the added hazard of a suave, sophisticated, handsome boss. To keep her job, Alice must pass Ralph off as her live-in brother.
2:00 p.m. 36. The Bensonhurst Bomber
Egged into a fight with a very large, tough
gentleman, Ralph follows Ed Norton's complicated plan to save face and still avoid a fight.
2:30 p.m. 15. A Matter of Record
Trying to make up with Alice after a quarrel, Ralph follows Ed's advice to send her a recording rofessing his love, but Ed mails Alice the wrong record.
3:00 p.m. 6. The Sleepwalker
When Norton develops a case of chronic sleepwalking, Ralph is forced to watch over his friend to keep him from hurting himself.
3:30 p.m. 20. Young at Heart
Spurred on by his wife, Alice, Ralph attempts to
regain his youth on a roller skating rink.
4:00 p.m. 7. Better Living Through TV
In one of Ralph's many get-rich-quick schemes,
Ralph and Ed go on television to advertise a new kitchen gadget that promises to bring housewives
into the 20th century.
4:30 p.m. 14. The Man from Space
The Raccoon Lodge annual masquerade party inspires
Ralph to concoct the most unique costume of the night.
5:00 p.m. 39. Alice and the Blonde
Trying to get on the good side of a bus company
executive, Ralph and Ed play up to the executive's silly wife, much to their wives' irritation.
5:30 p.m. 1. TV or Not TV
When Alice begs for a television set, Ralph and Ed
agree to split the cost and share the set. But their friendship is jeopardized when they can't agree
on a program to watch.
6:00 p.m. 3. The Golfer
Ralph's big mouth gets him into big trouble. He
pretends to be an excellent golfer to get in good with his boss, but the scheme backfires when
the boss insists that Ralph join him for an important
game.
6:30 p.m. 18. The $99,000 Answer
Ralph enters a contest picking the category of
popular music. He seems to have a smooth road ahead on his way to the top prize until Ed provides an
unexpected hurdle.
Celebrate the start of 2004 with The Honeymooners all night and day on January 1, 2004.
12:00 a.m. 27. Ralph's Big Mouth
Boasting that he is head of his household, Ralph
bets that he can order Alice to make a special supper for an unexpected dinner guest. He ends up cooking the dinner himself and almost destroys the kitchen.
12:30 a.m. 24. Please Leave the Premises
Resenting a $5 increase in the rent, Ralph barricades himself and Alice in his apartment. The landlord retaliates by cutting off all services and then putting the Kramdens and all their furniture out in the street.
1:00 a.m. 8. Pal o' Mine
A misunderstanding threatens to end Ralph and Ed's
friendship forever, when Ed gives a ring inscribed "to a great pal" to a colleague at work.
1:30 a.m. 38. Ralph's Big Mouth (AKA Mind Your Own
Business)
Ralph's advice to Norton on how to get a promotion
backfires, leaving Norton without a job.
2:00 a.m. 5. A Matter of Life and Death
Ralph mistakenly believes he is dying, and sells
his life story to a magazine for $5,000.
2:30 a.m. 30. The Loudspeaker
Thinking he is to be named "Raccoon of the Year",
Ralph rehearses an "impromptu" speech for the occasion, then learns that it is really Norton who
is to be honored.
3:00 a.m. 34. A Man's Pride
Meeting a friend from out of town who apparently
has been successful in business, Ralph passes himself off as head of the bus company.
3:30 a.m. 33. Opportunity Knocks But ...
Ralph's boss gets a new pool table and asks Ralph
to teach him the game. Ralph decides this is a golden opportunity to further his career in the bus
company.
4:00 a.m. 31. On Stage
Carried away by his role in an amateur play, Ralph
decides he is headed for Hollywood, until a talent scout in the audience picks Alice instead.
4:30 a.m. 26. Young Man with a Horn
Spurred into listing his good and bad points,
Ralph tries to remold his character for Alice's sake, with the result that she begs him to return to his
old self.
5:00 a.m. 17. The Babysitter
Installing a telephone in spite of Ralph's
objections, Alice wins her husband over, until he thinks he overhears a man preparing to call Alice for a date.
5:30 a.m. 19. Ralph Kramden, Inc.
A business incorporated by Ralph and Ed appears to
be doomed to failure, but an unexpected windfall temporarily puts the two friends into big money.
6:00AM-9:00AM News Break
9:00 a.m. 25. House Beautiful
Alice Kramden tries to surprise Ralph with a
redecorated apartment, but the interior decorator's glove, left behind by mistake, creates a
misunderstanding.
9:30 a.m. 28. The Worry Wart
An unexpected summons from the Internal Revenue
Service panics Ralph into thinking he should have reported his modest poker, pool and bowling prizes as
income.
10:00 a.m. 35. Unconventional Behavior
Talked into taking their wives to the Raccoon
convention, Ralph and Ed end up in the wrong berths on the wrong train.
10:30 a.m. 2. Funny Money
Finding a suitcase crammed with $100 bills, Ralph
goes on a huge spending spree that continues merrily until he runs into the gang of counterfeiters
that crammed the suitcase.
11:00 a.m. 10. Hello Mom
Die-hard hater of mothers-in-law, Ralph creates a
ruckus when he and Alice receive a telegram indicating that Mother is coming. But when the unwelcome guest arrives, Ralph has to eat his words.
11:30 a.m. 16. Oh My Achin' Back
Ralph's claim that he is too tired to visit his
mother-in-law backfires
when Alice learns that he is playing in a bowling
tournament that night.
12:00 p.m. 21. A Dog's Life
Alice adopts a puppy and tries to hide it from
Ralph, with the result that Ralph inadvertently feeds dog food to his boss.
12:30 p.m. 11. The Deciding Vote
When Ralph runs for Raccoon Convention Manager, he
has to patch up a fight with Ed to make sure his one-time friend will vote for him.
1:00 p.m. 4. A Woman's Work is Never Done
When Ralph and Alice hire a maid to help with the
housework, Ralph takes advantage of his new high style life.
1:30 p.m. 9. Brother Ralph
When Ralph is laid off of his job, Alice goes to
work in an office where she is the only woman, with the added hazard of a suave, sophisticated, handsome boss. To keep her job, Alice must pass Ralph off as her live-in brother.
2:00 p.m. 36. The Bensonhurst Bomber
Egged into a fight with a very large, tough
gentleman, Ralph follows Ed Norton's complicated plan to save face and still avoid a fight.
2:30 p.m. 15. A Matter of Record
Trying to make up with Alice after a quarrel, Ralph follows Ed's advice to send her a recording rofessing his love, but Ed mails Alice the wrong record.
3:00 p.m. 6. The Sleepwalker
When Norton develops a case of chronic sleepwalking, Ralph is forced to watch over his friend to keep him from hurting himself.
3:30 p.m. 20. Young at Heart
Spurred on by his wife, Alice, Ralph attempts to
regain his youth on a roller skating rink.
4:00 p.m. 7. Better Living Through TV
In one of Ralph's many get-rich-quick schemes,
Ralph and Ed go on television to advertise a new kitchen gadget that promises to bring housewives
into the 20th century.
4:30 p.m. 14. The Man from Space
The Raccoon Lodge annual masquerade party inspires
Ralph to concoct the most unique costume of the night.
5:00 p.m. 39. Alice and the Blonde
Trying to get on the good side of a bus company
executive, Ralph and Ed play up to the executive's silly wife, much to their wives' irritation.
5:30 p.m. 1. TV or Not TV
When Alice begs for a television set, Ralph and Ed
agree to split the cost and share the set. But their friendship is jeopardized when they can't agree
on a program to watch.
6:00 p.m. 3. The Golfer
Ralph's big mouth gets him into big trouble. He
pretends to be an excellent golfer to get in good with his boss, but the scheme backfires when
the boss insists that Ralph join him for an important
game.
6:30 p.m. 18. The $99,000 Answer
Ralph enters a contest picking the category of
popular music. He seems to have a smooth road ahead on his way to the top prize until Ed provides an
unexpected hurdle.