View Full Version : Something very funny that happened at work today


TVFactFan
12-17-2003, 09:59 PM
This guy at my job was complaining about how he is so tired of NOT HAVING NOBODY. So a Heavy female at the job said to the guy-"I WILL GO OUT WITH YOU" And then the guy said there is a big Difference between nobody and TOO MUCH-LOL!!!!!

DEfintely the funniest thing I heard all year-anyoe else find this funny?

Microprosa
12-17-2003, 10:02 PM
No.

TVFactFan
12-17-2003, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by Microprosa
No.


Are you a heaVY FEMALE?

AllIWantIsYourClutch
12-17-2003, 10:06 PM
Wow. That was rude.

I bet she was a nice lady too.

Microprosa
12-17-2003, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Are you a heaVY FEMALE?

No, I'm a decent human being.

Mr. Stefani
12-17-2003, 10:08 PM
Thats pretty sad. Thats something i'd hear maybe in junior high.

TVFactFan
12-17-2003, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by TradingMooses
Wow. That was rude.

I bet she was a nice lady too.


He said big women is not his type

AllIWantIsYourClutch
12-17-2003, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
He said big women is not his type I don't care. It was still rude.

Hollow
12-17-2003, 10:12 PM
thats funny :lol:

Mysty Eyes
12-17-2003, 10:18 PM
It was rude. It also displayed very obviously why he is "not having nobody." Poor grammar might have something to do with it also.

JMO


ohno:

TVFactFan
12-17-2003, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by Mysty Eyes
It was rude. It also displayed very obviously why he is "not having nobody." Poor grammar might have something to do with it also.

JMO


ohno:


Yeah it was kind of rude-but still funny. I never expected him to say that.

CheersChild4life
12-17-2003, 10:41 PM
That's just plain rude!

Georgia's on my Mind
12-17-2003, 10:46 PM
your friend is a ******.

Kitt
12-17-2003, 10:54 PM
Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
your friend is a ******. You called one guy on his rudeness about overweight people, by insulting ******** people?

AllIWantIsYourClutch
12-17-2003, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by Kitt
You called one guy on his rudeness about overweight people, by insulting ******** people? Yeah I was just going to say that.

Ewan's My Man
12-17-2003, 11:07 PM
Aww, that's awful! I truly feel for that woman. That's just rude that he would say that. Some people who have weight issues don't have the best self confidence in the world, and for someone to say that to them can be really really hurtful.


People are so mean.

Jenya
12-17-2003, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
This guy at my job was complaining about how he is so tired of NOT HAVING NOBODY. So a Heavy female at the job said to the guy-"I WILL GO OUT WITH YOU" And then the guy said there is a big Difference between nobody and TOO MUCH-LOL!!!!!

DEfintely the funniest thing I heard all year-anyoe else find this funny?

Well I don't think it's funny.
He doesn't deserve to have any woman with an attitude like that. :rolleyes:

Lady T
12-17-2003, 11:17 PM
And this is the REASON why your friend at work does NOT have anybody; what a callous and tactless remark; he could had been a gentleman and said, that he was just joking around...Your friend is the reason why a lot of woman are turning "gay" because it seems that most men these days have such an immature mentality..Actually had just the opposite thing happen to me once..I had this guy told me that I was beautiful but not his type that he liked "Women with meat on their bones"...

-*Leah*-
12-17-2003, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by Jenya
Well I don't think it's funny.
He doesn't deserve to have any woman with an attitude like that. :rolleyes: exactly.

~*Hannah_Lee*~
12-17-2003, 11:21 PM
That was very very wrong of your friend. Just because the girl is big dosen't mean her feelings can't be hurt. You're friend obviously dosen't know how to treat a person, therefore he dosen't deserve anyone, unless they are as rude and thoughtless as he is. It's a very tasteless comment.

TVFactFan
12-18-2003, 12:35 AM
Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
your friend is a ******.


Why? Because he is not atttracted to big girls??? I'm confused

~*Hannah_Lee*~
12-18-2003, 12:39 AM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Why? Because he is not atttracted to big girls??? I'm confused
No, because he has no respect for people's feelings.

°Bubbly Blonde°
12-18-2003, 12:40 AM
...I thought it was kind of funny....not rotflmao funny, but it was kind of funny imo. On the other hand it was also rude to say that to her....oh well...

Lady T
12-18-2003, 12:42 AM
Originally posted by ~*Hannah_Lee*~
No, because he has no respect for people's feelings. :rolleyes: Sounds like a real classy gentleman:rolleyes:

Kristina
12-18-2003, 01:07 AM
I'm sure if I would have saw that happen I would have died laughing, but it is mean... I would have felt really bad if someone said that to me. But then again I'd never be a fat pig. :)

Mysty Eyes
12-18-2003, 01:43 AM
Originally posted by Kristina
I'm sure if I would have saw that happen I would have died laughing, but it is mean... I would have felt really bad if someone said that to me. But then again I'd never be a fat pig. :)
So anyone who is overweight, in your opinion, is a "fat pig"? To begin with, nothing was said about her being obnoxious in any way. She's heavy; that doesn't mean that she's an ogre.

Gee, I hope you never gain weight; it'll traumatize you.

Kristina
12-18-2003, 02:16 AM
Originally posted by Mysty Eyes
So anyone who is overweight, in your opinion, is a "fat pig"? To begin with, nothing was said about her being obnoxious in any way. She's heavy; that doesn't mean that she's an ogre.

Gee, I hope you never gain weight; it'll traumatize you.

Well, yes... I usually assume McDonald's and America when I look at fat people. Can't help it, I find it repulsive. I'm talking about obesity, not everyone who is overweight. It depends on how disgustingly overweight they are.

And no, I don't want to gain weight. I hate it when I do because that means a diets and working out. I will never be overweight, I watch what I eat. I don't eat fast foods, meat, drink sodas, I try to avoid food/calories basically. And I never said the lady Sitcom Analyzer was talking about was a fat pig, I said I would never be a fat pig.

Nanny Fine
12-18-2003, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by Kristina


And no, I don't want to gain weight. I hate it when I do because that means a diets and working out. I will never be overweight, I watch what I eat. I don't eat fast foods, meat, drink sodas, I try to avoid food/calories basically. And I never said the lady Sitcom Analyzer was talking about was a fat pig, I said I would never be a fat pig.


I have lost 70 pounds since May. Was I a fat pig in your eyes before? I am now down to 194 pounds. I started at over 250. I'm almost 6 feet tall. Was I a fat pig? No. I was overweight from having a baby nearly 9 years ago. I have a long way to go. I've taken a break over the holidays because the dieting is too hard. I walk 3 miles a day.

Your comments are rude and cruel. I grew up a size 7/8 and never gained a pound until pregnancy. I've been on both ends. It's not fun.

Not every overweight person is a fat pig.:mad:

Nanny Fine
12-18-2003, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
This guy at my job was complaining about how he is so tired of NOT HAVING NOBODY. So a Heavy female at the job said to the guy-"I WILL GO OUT WITH YOU" And then the guy said there is a big Difference between nobody and TOO MUCH-LOL!!!!!

DEfintely the funniest thing I heard all year-anyoe else find this funny?


The fact that you think that was funny shows a lot about you Solomon. And it doesn't show anything good.

It was rude, tactless and tasteless.

Kristina
12-18-2003, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by Nanny Fine
I have lost 70 pounds since May. Was I a fat pig in your eyes before? I am now down to 194 pounds. I started at over 250. I'm almost 6 feet tall. Was I a fat pig? No. I was overweight from having a baby nearly 9 years ago. I have a long way to go. I've taken a break over the holidays because the dieting is too hard. I walk 3 miles a day.

Your comments are rude and cruel. I grew up a size 7/8 and never gained a pound until pregnancy. I've been on both ends. It's not fun.

Not every overweight person is a fat pig.:mad:

Ugh, I didn't say they were. I said really, nevermind. I didn't mean anyone who isn't underweight is a fat pig, I was referring to people who let themselves get huge. I mean, I don't care because it isn't me but it's gross and unhealthy. I also think getting too skinny can look gross.

And it's good you're making an effort to lose weight, I can understand gaining weight after a baby. If anyone in the world wants to be fat, well I don't think anyone wants to be but you know... than okay, I'm not going to tell them it's not allowed or not talk to people because of it. I just don't want to be them. At least I'm honest.

Short Circus
12-18-2003, 10:45 AM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
He said big women is not his type

So what? That gives him the right to insult her to her face and humiliate her in front of other co-workers?? He's cruel and tactless and so are you if you found that funny.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-18-2003, 11:41 AM
What a freaking *******...are you sure this guy wasn't you Solomon?

Tuesday Weld
12-18-2003, 12:04 PM
I don't find it the least bit funny.It was juvenile,crude and very unfeeling.But then,you seem to be amused,by those kinds of qualities. :rolleyes:

Hollow
12-18-2003, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by Kitt
You called one guy on his rudeness about overweight people, by insulting ******** people?
From www.dictionary.com

re·tard2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rtärd)
n. Offensive Slang
Used as a disparaging term for a mentally ******** person.
A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.

AllIWantIsYourClutch
12-18-2003, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by sArAh123¼
From www.dictionary.com

re·tard2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rtärd)
n. Offensive Slang
Used as a disparaging term for a mentally ******** person.
A person considered to be foolish or socially inept. re·tard2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rtärd)
n. Offensive Slang
Used as a disparaging term for a mentally ******** person.
A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.

TVFactFan
12-18-2003, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by PaceyGirrl
So what? That gives him the right to insult her to her face and humiliate her in front of other co-workers?? He's cruel and tactless and so are you if you found that funny.


I cannot control with people say. He was standing near me and i heard him and i laughed.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-18-2003, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
I cannot control with people say. He was standing near me and i heard him and i laughed.

Won't be funny when the girl starts stalking you and hunting you down because of the mental abuse she's taken :grr:

Hollow
12-18-2003, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by PaceyGirrl
So what? That gives him the right to insult her to her face and humiliate her in front of other co-workers?? He's cruel and tactless and so are you if you found that funny.
He's cruel if he found that funny? it's his opinion and he cant help it. i thought it was funny too even if it was mean, i wouldnt have said anything like that though. sometimes when people insult me i find it funny, not in a oh-my-god-thats-so-pathetic-its-funny way... but sometimes its just funny to me too.

Short Circus
12-18-2003, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by sArAh123¼
He's cruel if he found that funny? it's his opinion and he cant help it. i thought it was funny too even if it was mean, i wouldnt have said anything like that though. sometimes when people insult me i find it funny, not in a oh-my-god-thats-so-pathetic-its-funny way... but sometimes its just funny to me too.


If he doesn't see anything wrong with someone being disrespected and ridiculed to their face in front of others for no good reason when in fact, she was trying to be nice - then yes, I find that rude and mean.

Brian Damage
12-18-2003, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by *A TV People*
What a freaking *******...are you sure this guy wasn't you Solomon?

I doubt he'd turn down any girl interested in him. I'm sure of that.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-18-2003, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by Brian Damage
I doubt he'd turn down any girl interested in him. I'm sure of that.

Are you kidding me? From what I've observed, the only girl he'd EVER date was...hmm...let's see....PERFECT. :rolleyes:

The Modfather
12-18-2003, 08:26 PM
Here's a gift from me to your friend:

Hollow
12-18-2003, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by Brian Damage
I doubt he'd turn down any girl interested in him. I'm sure of that.
he turned down this beautiful woman me and holly offered him. :crying:

TVFactFan
12-18-2003, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by *A TV People*
Are you kidding me? From what I've observed, the only girl he'd EVER date was...hmm...let's see....PERFECT. :rolleyes:


Not Perfect-just cute in the face.

BTW-I like Plus Size Women.

Brian Damage
12-18-2003, 08:35 PM
BTW you like anything with a pulse.

TVFactFan
12-18-2003, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by Brian Damage
BTW you like anything with a pulse.


Not me.LOL A Female has to be attractive to go out on a date with me.

Hollow
12-18-2003, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Not Perfect-just cute in the face.

BTW-I like Plus Size Women.
So date this bitch.

http://www.usanetwork.com/movies/wolfgirl/images/cast_athena_4_pop.jpg

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-18-2003, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by sArAh123¼
So date this bitch.

http://www.usanetwork.com/movies/wolfgirl/images/cast_athena_4_pop.jpg

:rotflmao:

vienna waits
12-18-2003, 08:50 PM
Do you just talk about women all day and night or do you actually know some?

TVFactFan
12-18-2003, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by sArAh123¼
So date this bitch.

http://www.usanetwork.com/movies/wolfgirl/images/cast_athena_4_pop.jpg




I didn't say i was looking for a female who is big enough to have her own fire escape-LOL

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-18-2003, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
I didn't say i was looking for a female who is big enough to have her own fire escape-LOL

I didn't just laugh just now, was I supposed to?

Mr. Stefani
12-18-2003, 08:59 PM
Sitcom Analyzer i think your standards are too high. obviously u aint some prize catch if you're that old and on a message board asking a bunch of teens(mostly) about relationship crap. you're so pathetic.

Mr. Stefani
12-18-2003, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
I didn't say i was looking for a female who is big enough to have her own fire escape-LOL

alright, no offense to fat chicks, but that was funny.

Congrats, you finally made a FUNNY joke.

Hollow
12-18-2003, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
I didn't say i was looking for a female who is big enough to have her own fire escape-LOL
ok, heres one big enough to have her own neighborhood.

http://www.download2me.com/pictures/big%20ready%20lady.jpg

TVFactFan
12-18-2003, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by Nirvana
alright, no offense to fat chicks, but that was funny.

Congrats, you finally made a FUNNY joke.


Thank You

Brian Damage
12-18-2003, 09:06 PM
Just out of curiosity, you're heavy right Solomon?

TVFactFan
12-18-2003, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by sArAh123¼
ok, heres one big enough to have her own neighborhood.

http://www.download2me.com/pictures/big%20ready%20lady.jpg


OMG, I"M BLIND!!!!!!-I CAN SEE NOTHING, SOMEONE HELP ME. I HAVE A EYE ACHE

Brian Damage
12-18-2003, 09:09 PM
Answer my question

Jenya
12-18-2003, 09:11 PM
Well I'd set you up with my Russian friend Lidiya, but she doesn't take mens insults too lightly. ;)

TVFactFan
12-18-2003, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by Brian Damage
Just out of curiosity, you're heavy right Solomon?


Nope

Hollow
12-18-2003, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
OMG, I"M BLIND!!!!!!-I CAN SEE NOTHING, SOMEONE HELP ME. I HAVE A EYE ACHE
http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/12305/200.jpg

The Modfather
12-18-2003, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Not me.LOL A Female has to be attractive to go out on a date with me.

Have you ever been on a date? (Not counting blow up dolls)

TVFactFan
12-18-2003, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Have you ever been on a date? (Not counting blow up dolls)


I been out with the same amount of Blow up dolls you have.

PZelda
12-18-2003, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
I been out with the same amount of Blow up dolls you have.

YOU ADMITTED IT!!!!! AND I QUOTED YOU! MWHAHAHAHA :p

TVFactFan
12-18-2003, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
YOU ADMITTED IT!!!!! AND I QUOTED YOU! MWHAHAHAHA :p


If you can't tell that I was joking, then you really are a WACKBALL

PZelda
12-18-2003, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
If you can't tell that I was joking, then you really are a WACKBALL

And you obviously can't detect sacrasm in my post. :schmack:

Brian Damage
12-18-2003, 11:37 PM
What do you do for a living that you watch Jerry Springer in the day and watch Jay Leno late at night?

Georgia's on my Mind
12-18-2003, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
If you can't tell that I was joking, then you really are a WACKBALL
she probarly has unbaked bread.

TVFactFan
12-18-2003, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by Brian Damage
What do you do for a living that you watch Jerry Springer in the day and watch Jay Leno late at night?


I record Jerry while i'm at work.

TVFactFan
12-18-2003, 11:56 PM
Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
she probarly has unbaked bread.


No that's you

Georgia's on my Mind
12-19-2003, 12:25 AM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
No that's you
well then, let me preheat my oven..what temp?

Will and Grace Fanatic
12-19-2003, 12:29 AM
I don't find it funny. This person shows alot of disrespect toward this woman. Being that he is alone I doubt the guy is all that good looking. He just says this kind of stuff to boost his own self esteem.

TVFactFan
12-19-2003, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by Will and Grace Fanatic
I don't find it funny. This person shows alot of disrespect toward this woman. Being that he is alone I doubt the guy is all that good looking. He just says this kind of stuff to boost his own self esteem.



I guess he preferred to be alone raher than be with a female he doesn't want. Makes sense to me. But that remark was wrong.

dawsongirl
12-19-2003, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by Mysty Eyes
It was rude. It also displayed very obviously why he is "not having nobody." Poor grammar might have something to do with it also.

JMO


ohno:

:lol: That's true.

dawsongirl
12-19-2003, 02:01 AM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Not me.LOL A Female has to be attractive to go out on a date with me.

There's a good reason to wish you were ugly ladies.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
12-19-2003, 02:38 AM
It pisses me off that there still are a lot of @holes like that to nice, respective people. He did her a favor of turning her down.

dawsongirl
12-19-2003, 03:08 AM
Originally posted by *A TV People*
I didn't just laugh just now, was I supposed to?

I laughed. I laugh when someone says something really stupid.

TVFactFan
12-19-2003, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
It pisses me off that there still are a lot of @holes like that to nice, respective people. He did her a favor of turning her down.


It's not that serious

Tuesday Weld
12-19-2003, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
It's not that serious

NOTHING is serious to you,Solomon. :rolleyes:

Hollow
12-19-2003, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
It's not that serious
Exactly. It was mean and uncalled for but its not like he ****ing tried to kill her.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
12-19-2003, 11:24 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
It's not that serious Never said it was that serious, but when you make a joke to someone that is degrading or insulting, its not the least bit funny.