hi :wave:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
hi :wave:

Hey Jackie!

I'm back.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
hi :wave:

Hi.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I'm back.

Hola Lynn! :wave:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Hi.

and Hey EFD :wave:

Even non-Democrats have to feel for Joe Lieberman. It's hard to achieve presidential gravitas when people mistake you for Howdy Doody.

:rofl:

Originally posted by BlueEyes
Hola Lynn! :wave: Hi Erin. :mrt:

Originally posted by BlueEyes
Even non-Democrats have to feel for Joe Lieberman. It's hard to achieve presidential gravitas when people mistake you for Howdy Doody.

:rofl: LOL

Given the way America treats villains, I'm betting that within five years, Saddam hosts "Saturday Night Live."

:lol:

I saw the capture of Saddam on CNN, but I thought it was a commercial for the "Bad Santa" movie

:rofl:

Originally posted by BlueEyes
I saw the capture of Saddam on CNN, but I thought it was a commercial for the "Bad Santa" movie

:rofl: OMG :rofl:

There's even a picture to go along with it!

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/saddam_badsanta2.jpg

Originally posted by BlueEyes
There's even a picture to go along with it!

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/saddam_badsanta2.jpg :rotflmao:!!!!!!!

OMW, can't breathe! :rofl:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/saddam_chia_thug.jpg

Originally posted by BlueEyes
OMW, can't breathe! :rofl:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/saddam_chia_thug.jpg *Chokes* :rofl:

I've gotta stop this :lol:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/saddam_shaved.jpg

Originally posted by BlueEyes
I've gotta stop this :lol:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/saddam_shaved.jpg LOL

I gotta go everyone. :( I'll be back on at 9:00. I hope you'll still be on then Lynn :bye:

I love that, "A shave fit for a dictator" :rofl:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I gotta go everyone. :( I'll be back on at 9:00. I hope you'll still be on then Lynn :bye:


I probably will. If not, i'll be on after that. TTYL. :bye:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I gotta go everyone. :( I'll be back on at 9:00. I hope you'll still be on then Lynn :bye:

Aw okay. Ttyl! :wave:

I'm not greedy this year.I haven't even told my mom what to get yet for Christmas.:eek:Tommorow is shopping time!

.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/saddam_hang.gif

:D

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/saddam_hell.jpg





Okay, thats all for now. I'm gonna look for jokes now instead of pics- lol

:rotflmao:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at the pics!

"Saddam Hussein in his interview with Dan Rather said he would rather die than leave his country in exile. Finally, something we can agree on, he'd rather die and we'd rather kill him." —Jay Leno

:rofl:




I'm really bored, can't ya tell? :lol:

Originally posted by BlueEyes
"Saddam Hussein in his interview with Dan Rather said he would rather die than leave his country in exile. Finally, something we can agree on, he'd rather die and we'd rather kill him." —Jay Leno

:rofl:




I'm really bored, can't ya tell? :lol: LOL!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao:


I can tell :p ;) :lol:

Ok, heres my parody of Glory Days by Bruce Springsteen called Happy Days


There was a show set in Jefferson High School
Richie, Potsie and Ralph were funny, and Fonzie was cool
Richie’s dad owned a hardware store, his mom was Marion and sister Joanie
He had a brother named Chuck who disappeared, Ralph and Potsie are his buddies
That’s all on a show called
Happy Days……

Happy Days, Fonzie rides his bike
Happy Days, catches every girl’s eye
Happy Days, happy days

Then in came Fonzie’s cousin , Chachi Arcola, who later fell in love with Joanie
They loved to drink some cola at Arnold’s, and Rich and buddies went to UWM
Then Rich and Ralph went to the army, Roger, Marion’s nephew came
Then came Jenny Piccalo, Joanie’s Costello, and the nerdy Belvins , and Fonzie was a shop teacher and new characters came on the 80s years of

Happy Days...
Arnold’s the diner had to owners, Arnold and Al Delvecchio, then on accident Chachi set it on fire, then they turned it into a saloon
It lasted 11 great seasons, these happy days were yours and mine
After Richie and Lori Beth got married Joanie and Chachi got married, then the show ended,
Well ya Laverne and Shirley, Mork and Mindy, Joanie Loves Chachi and a couple others were all spinoffs of

Happy Days...

All right boys keep it rocking now
We gonna go home now
Let's go!

Hi everybody! :wave:

Originally posted by YoliUSA
Hi everybody! :wave: Hey Yoli!!!!!!!!:wave:

Originally posted by YoliUSA
Hi everybody! :wave:

Hey Yoli! :wave:

I'm back :wave:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I'm back :wave: :D :wave:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:D :wave:

I know Ruben's album sales.. :p

Wb Jackie and Lynn :wave:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I know Ruben's album sales.. :p Me toooooo. David told me. :p

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Me toooooo. David told me. :p

Clay sold more :p They were talking about it on TRL today. Bee was #1, so that means my voting must have helped. Clay was #2. :D

Originally posted by BlueEyes
Wb Jackie and Lynn :wave:

Thanks :D

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Clay sold more :p They were talking about it on TRL today. Bee was #1, so that means my voting must have helped. Clay was #2. :D

Ok. I hate you Beyonce. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1269769 :grr:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Ok. I hate you Beyonce. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1269769 :grr:

:eek:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:eek:


Clay should be #1. 2nd Place will not do. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1269769 :p

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Clay should be #1. 2nd Place will not do. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1269769 :p Ditto!!!!!:D

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Clay should be #1. 2nd Place will not do. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1269769 :p

Beyonce deserves to be #1. She was #7 to days ago, and #3 yesterday! Clay has been #1 for a while now!! :p

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
Ditto!!!!!:D *Hugs Jack until he dies* YOU ROCK. :mrt:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Beyonce deserves to be #1. She was #7 to days ago, and #3 yesterday! Clay has been #1 for a while now!! :p

Oh well. We know who deserves to be #1. I'll always love my Clayton. *Bes pleased* :mrt: ;)

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
Hey Yoli!!!!!!!!:wave:


:wave:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
*Hugs Jack until he dies* YOU ROCK. :mrt: :D :rock:

Beyonce has them fooled

The New York Daily News reports Carson Kressley of 'Queer Eye' fame stopped the breathless dancers at the Roxy in their tracks at Saturday night when he introduced Destiny's Child star Beyoncé Knowles. The long-legged performer singing 'Baby Boy' fooled the crowd for about one minute before being exposed as just another drag queen. But then the real Beyoncé, who has denied a tabloid claim that she’s homophobic, strutted out to treat the adoring crowd to a half-hour set.
--Rnbdirt


They need to leave Bee alone. :livid: I'm sick and tired of them trying to get into her personal business. First it was Jay-Z, and now it's "homophobic" :livid:

Too bad the few bands I like from aroun 1999 pretty much stopped with their great music.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Oh well. We know who deserves to be #1. I'll always love my Clayton. *Bes pleased* :mrt: ;)

Yep, Beyonce deserves to be #1 :D :D :D ;)

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
:D :rock: You have great taste in music. :D

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Yep, Beyone deserves to be #1 :D :D :D ;) *Stares* :grr:?

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
*Stares* :grr:?

I left out the c. :( I edited it :D

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I left out the c. :( I edited it :D

Thats not what i meant. :p

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
*Stares* :grr:?


SILENCE.If it was an old man who sang those songs you would not like him as much.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
SILENCE.If it was an old man who sang those songs you would not like him as much. Huh? O_O

:woohoo:


THERE have been some foolish decisions in the history of popular music. There was the man who didn't sign The Beatles and the person who turned down Madonna.

Beyonce insists she hasn't outgrown Destiny's Child.

Now added to the dubious list are the record company types who told Beyonce she shouldn't release Crazy in Love.

Beyonce wanted it as the lead single from her Dangerously In Love solo album; others thought she should release Naughty Girl, thinking the live horns of Crazy might scare fans of her band Destiny's Child.

"I knew it had some magic," Beyonce says of Crazy, "but I kind of doubted myself. Some people I played the song to said `I really like it, I don't know if that should be the first single, maybe you should wheel them in first then put that out'. But I did, and I'm happy."

Happy? She's laughing all the way to the damn bank.

Crazy in Love went on to spend eight weeks at No.1 in the US alone, propelling an already famous Beyonce way into the celebrity stratosphere.

Crazy in Love is an instant classic. With a sample from the Chi-Lites' Are You My Woman, Beyonce's input built it into the kind of pop song people kill for.

It launched Beyonce as a solo star, not just a member of Destiny's Child, a band she insists she hasn't outgrown.

It has also upped her fame to the point that she's now courted for movies and lucrative advertisements on an almost daily basis and is namechecked in songs from Nelly to OutKast.

And her peers certainly recognised her talent two weeks ago when Beyonce scored six Grammy nominations, including a Record Of The Year nod for Crazy In Love.

"It's crazy," Beyonce says of Beyonce 2003. "I definitely feel like I've gone to another level, personally and also as an entertainer, a vocalist, a songwriter and just my celebrity has gone up," Beyonce says.

"That's something I didn't think about and didn't expect that to happen. I'm just happy Crazy In Love is not just a big song, it's a great song - that doesn't happen all the time."

Beyonce is not just ultra nice (off her own bat she shakes everyone's hand when she walks in the room to do our interview - something few stars would bother with), she's ultra-clever.

She knows she's been photographed draped over rapper Jay-Z on holidays together but still refuses to admit they're dating.

"It's been a long time and we still haven't talked about it, so at this point most people don't bother asking."

It's just another way she's learnt to play the media ... and the game.

Since the start of Destiny's Child (when she was barely into her teens, remember) she's been just as interested in production and songwriting as she has in singing and dancing.

She was the person in the driving seat for her solo album, Dangerously in Love: something few of today's pop starlets can claim with any legitimacy.

Beyonce was the one who delayed it again and again, not just so she could finish two movies (Goldmember and The Fighting Temptations) but to make sure the songs were just right.

She's the one who sat down and interviewed potential producers.

"I only like to work with people I have a good vibe with, I don't care how big they are," she says.

"That doesn't matter. When you get people in the studio it's completely based on vibe whether it's going to be a good song or not."

Working on the record so long not only meant she was beaten to the solo album market by both her band mates (Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland) but she recorded more than 50 songs, with less than a third of them making Dangerously in Love.

One unreleased song, Summertime, was recently leaked in the US and wound up charting, such is Americans' radio hunger for any new Beyonce track.

So Beyonce's doing something about it. She was going to keep some of the leftover songs for the next Destiny's Child album, "but that won't be out until the end of 2004 and I don't want to wait that long". Instead she's planning a second solo album as soon as February.

"There's some really great songs I didn't use," Beyonce says.

As well as Summertime ("it got leaked in America and I was sick because it could be a single, it was kind of a waste") there's a song she did with The Neptunes called My First Time.

"Oh, it's so hot," Beyonce says, her eyes instantly lighting up.

"It's a great, great song," refreshingly without a hint of modesty.

Indeed, with all the strings to her bow, Beyonce is fast becoming as identifiable a brand as Pepsi (of which she recently became the latest face) or L'Oreal (whose products she's been spruiking for several years, with Natalie Imbruglia).


She doesn't shirk at the concept of branding Beyonce, even if it means aligning herself with bigger brands for the time being.

"The only bad thing about becoming a brand is that sometimes the art is completely forgotten," Beyonce says.

"I have so many opportunities but there's plenty I haven't done. Some things I committed to a long time ago that I may not have done now... Basically if there's something I like, I want to be a part of it. But the more things you do that make you a brand, the less people really think about your talent. But I think if you're really talented there's no way you can't acknowledge that. It's important the art doesn't get lost."

It's here Beyonce gets on her high horse for the first - and only - time.

"Unfortunately people don't care that I write all my songs, people don't care that I can sing my ballads a capella."

Then she pauses and realises what she's said. "Well, some people do. I believe that talent doesn't get completely lost, you have to give props where they're due."

Beyonce's bank manager certainly realises that she has co-written 99 per cent of her hit singles, both solo and with Destiny's Child.

The industry also has taken notice, but playing the game means Beyonce winds up on radio and MTV with talent voids more worried about their ass than their art.

She proudly describes Dangerously as an "uncommercial" album.

"I feel with Destiny's Child we've sold a lot of records. I've written a lot of No.1 songs. My challenge now is to write really good, timeless songs. That's what I wanted to do.

"Baby Boy and Crazy in Love aren't really typical of what's on my record; my album is a classic R'n'B record, that's what I wanted to do.

"The music I loved was not as produced, it was more natural and old school. A lot of people had a completely different idea of what my album should be - a lot different to how I thought it should be," she says.

Beyonce's vision for the album: timeless songs. "I know, it sets the bar high but that's the aim. I experimented on this album too. Gift from Virgo, it has no chorus, absolutely none. I didn't care.

Whatever I liked I put on the album.'' Being Beyonce, that brand in the making, she feels she's at the stage she can take more risks.

"Obviously you want people to buy your records but if it didn't sell as many records as Destiny's Child I didn't care. Destiny's Child are doing another record next year. That's not why I did it.

"I did this so people could hear me, so they could get a better feeling of who I am and so I can grow artistically.

"I mean, I can write a Bootylicious in my sleep, but I didn't want to do that."

Really? That's a pretty productive sleep. "Well, not always, I shouldn't say that but it's a silly song.

It's silly. But then, that word is in the dictionary now."

Bootylicious is not just a new addition to the vocabulary. It was a Destiny's Child hit and Beyonce is keen for the band to make more.

She's already workshopping their next album, due at Christmas 2004.

"We always did our albums in like two-and-a-half weeks," Beyonce says.

"I did my (solo) album over such a long time and now I know how it feels not to rush. Lately I've been thinking about how Destiny's Child will look and sound," she continues.

"It's going to be challenging: Kelly has this rock/alternative sound with soul, Michelle's got her gospel thing and my album is so R'n'B, so for us to mix it together and make it work is not easy but it has to be right."

Of course, many people think a new Destiny's Child album is just not going to happen at all. "Let people think that," Beyonce says. "It'll just make it more exciting when it is released."

Dangerously In Love (Sony) is out now.

Herald Sun

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Huh? O_O

Would you be obsessed with those songs Clay sang if an it was an old man?

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Huh? O_O

:rofl: :rofl: You know it's true!!! :rofl:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Would you be obsessed with those songs Clay sang if an it was an old man?

Well. I probably wouldn't have listen to them in the first place if an old man sang them. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:rofl: :rofl: You know it's true!!! :rofl: No. I misunderstood him. :p

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
No. I misunderstood him. :p

:lol:

Ever here KoRn's song "Clown"?

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Ever here the KoRn's song "Clown"? No.

Does anyone have a new dictionary? If you do can you look up the word Bootylicious some time? I don't know if they spelled it that way, but I want to see what they put as the definition. I want to see if they used what Bee said Bootylicious meant...

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
No. I misunderstood him. :p

Stop frontin' dog.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Does anyone have a new dictionary? If you do can you look up the word Bootylicious some time? I don't know if they spelled it that way, but I want to see what they put as the definition. I want to see if they used what Bee said Bootylicious meant... I dont have a new one.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Ever here the KoRn's song "Clown"?

yup

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Stop frontin' dog.

:grr: I admit i find Clay attractive. But he's a great singer and is so sweet. I have every reason to love him. :mrt:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I dont have a new one.

ok

Originally posted by *Jackie*
yup EFD spelled Hear HERE. :lol:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:grr: I admit i find Clay attractive. But he's a great singer and is so sweet. I have every reason to love him. :mrt:

I was just about to say, I don't think any of us would like who we currently like if someone else sang their songs. It wouldn't be the same, it would sound different and everything. And plus people like celebrities for who they are. Their personality and everything. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
yup

Catchy ain't it:grr:.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
EFD spelled Hear HERE. :lol:

I didn't even notice that :lol:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Catchy ain't it:grr:.

Nope. I hate KoRn :D

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I was just about to say, I don't think any of us would like who we currently like if someone else sang their songs. It wouldn't be the same, it would sound different and everything. And plus people like celebrities for who they are. Their personality and everything. :lol:

:nod: Clay's so perfect. He's a good rolemodel for people *and* younger people. Thats why i think he deserves all his fame and sucess. Even you gotta admit, the way Beyonce dresses is a pretty bad example for young girls. No offense. But it's true. :o DONT KILL ME.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Nope. I hate KoRn :D

FU

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
FU THDIFAIFIUAHFASIFAFHSIA :mad:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:nod: Clay's so perfect. He's a good rolemodel for people *and* younger people. Thats why i think he deserves all his fame and sucess. Even you gotta admit, the way Beyonce dresses is a pretty bad example for young girls. No offense. But it's true. :o DONT KILL ME.

Well nobody would want to see her in pants all the time.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:nod: Clay's so perfect. He's a good rolemodel for people *and* younger people. Thats why i think he deserves all his fame and sucess. Even you gotta admit, the way Beyonce dresses is a pretty bad example for young girls. No offense. But it's true. :o DONT KILL ME.

Actually, no, I don't think the way Beyonce dresses is a bad example for young girls. Young girls don't have to dress like that. They don't have to copy what they see other people doing. It's their choice. And Bee even said she's a pop/R&B singer and she dresses like a pop/r&b singer. And she also said she believes that you can be sexy and still have a good relationship with god. :D

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
FU

FU :mad:

The last Leave It To Beaver theme is the best.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Well nobody would want to see her in pants all the time. Thats because your a guy. Dressing that way is wrong no matter how you try and make it seem right. Its wrong for guys and the public to pressure young girls in their teens to dress so trashy. i'm a girl, so i'm not always worried about seeing girl's in bikinis. But still, i dont think its ok for girls to run around half-naked and say its pretty or right. Thats JMO.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Actually, no, I don't think the way Beyonce dresses is a bad example for young girls. Young girls don't have to dress like that. They don't have to copy what they see other people doing. It's their choice. And Bee even said she's a pop/R&B singer and she dresses like a pop/r&b singer. And she also said she believes that you can be sexy and still have a good relationship with god. :D Sorry. But i think the way she dresses is another reason i have to look at her kind of like Britney or Christina. You dont half to be near naked to be pretty or appealing to males. So why does she dress like that? I mean, cant she be pretty without dressing that way?

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Thats because your a guy. Dressing that way is wrong no matter how you try and make it seem right. Its wrong for guys and the public to pressure young girls in their teens to dress so trashy. i'm a girl, so i'm not always worried about seeing girl's in bikinis. But still, i dont think its ok for girls to run around half-naked and say its pretty or right. Thats JMO.

There's nothing wrong about being sexy.I understand what you're saying, but I think alot of pressure comes from people who listen too much of what other people think is wrong.If you give it a good thought there;s important things to worry about.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Thats because your a guy. Dressing that way is wrong no matter how you try and make it seem right. Its wrong for guys and the public to pressure young girls in their teens to dress so trashy. i'm a girl, so i'm not always worried about seeing girl's in bikinis. But still, i dont think its ok for girls to run around half-naked and say its pretty or right. Thats JMO.

IMO she doesn't dress trashy. She's not like Britney Spears. Britney dresses the way she does because she can't sing. Bee can sing, and if she feels comfortable dressing that way, then more power to her!

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Sorry. But i think the way she dresses is another reason i have to look at her kind of like Britney or Christina. You dont half to be near naked to be pretty or appealing to males. So why does she dress like that? I mean, cant she be pretty without dressing that way?

You are the weakest link.GOODBYE!

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
You are the weakest link.GOODBYE!


:grr:

Well i gotta go. I'll be back later. :bye:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Sorry. But i think the way she dresses is another reason i have to look at her kind of like Britney or Christina. You dont half to be near naked to be pretty or appealing to males. So why does she dress like that? I mean, cant she be pretty without dressing that way?

She doesn't do it to be appealing to males or anything. She does it because it's what she likes.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:grr:

You have no idea what guys want to see.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Well i gotta go. I'll be back later. :bye:

Bye :bye:

I hardly ever do my homework at home.I usually find away to do it in time for class at school.

how has your day been today EFD :mad:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
I hardly ever do my homework at home.I usually find away to do it in time for class at school.

that never works for me. It only works when I have classes after advisory. Since all my teachers basically grade for correctness I can't rush through it, not with my test scores. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
how has your day been today EFD :mad:

Boring stupid:mad:.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Boring stupid:mad:.

Mine too stupid :mad:

I believe in a thing called love AH WOO HOO!

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
I believe in a thing called love AH WOO HOO!

:mad:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:mad:

Pain will begin, if you like.
Throw your hate at me, with all your might

if you ever get bored and want to watch videos: http://dc-connection.net/video1.htm

:mad:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Pain will begin, if you like.
Throw your hate at me, with all your might

:rofl:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
if you ever get bored and want to watch videos: http://dc-connection.net/video1.htm

:mad: That website does not have a Video of BENSON Frying a Taco on the Sidewalk therefore it isnt good.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:rofl:

:lol:

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
That website does not have a Video of BENSON Frying a Taco on the Sidewalk therefore it isnt good.

That site should be taken down:mad:.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
That website does not have a Video of BENSON Frying a Taco on the Sidewalk therefore it isnt good.

Nobody wants to see BENSON frying a taco on the sidewalk anymore :mad:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Nobody wants to see BENSON frying a taco on the sidewalk anymore :mad: I DO :mad:

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
I DO :mad:

AS DO I:mad:.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
I DO :mad:

well then your the only one :mad:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
AS DO I:mad:. Who doesnt? :mad:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
AS DO I:mad:.

then you both are the only ones. :mad:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
well then your the only one :mad: :mad:

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Who doesnt? :mad:

you know you would rather watch the videos on that site that I posted :mad:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
then you both are the only ones. :mad: And what makes me DISPISE that website even more is that it doesnt have a Video of Dana Elcar saying "NOOOOOOOO" as a Bucket of KFC falls from the Table. :mad:

ITS A CRIME I TELL YE. :mad:

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Who doesnt? :mad:

RACISTS like Jackie Wilson:mad:.

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

:D

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
And what makes me DISPISE that website even more is that it doesnt have a Video of Dana Elcar saying "NOOOOOOOO" as a Bucket of KFC falls from the Table. :mad:

ITS A CRIME I TELL YE. :mad:

who is Dana Elcar?

Originally posted by *Jackie*
who is Dana Elcar? He played Peter Thornton on MacGyver. HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT? :mad:

Originally posted by BlueEyes
A woman must do what he can't.

:D

which includes almost everything :lol:

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
He played Peter Thornton on MacGyver. HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT? :mad:

I didn't ever watch Mac that much :mad:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
which includes almost everything :lol: Its not that we cant do it, its that we want our Servents AKA Women to do it for us. :king:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
which includes almost everything :lol:

Exactly! :nod:

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Its not that we cant do it, its that we want our Servents AKA Women to do it for us. :king:

I'm not gonna be a servant to ANY man :mad:

Originally posted by BlueEyes
I'm not gonna be a servant to ANY man :mad:

Less Talk, More Sandwich.

Originally posted by Captain Juke "N" Jive
Less Talk, More Sandwich. :D

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=92984 = GREATNESS

I gotta go everyone :bye:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I gotta go everyone :bye: Bye :wave:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I gotta go everyone :bye:

Bye Lucas :wave:

Originally posted by Captain Juke "N" Jive
Less Talk, More Sandwich.

If you want a sandwich, fix it yourself :grr:

Originally posted by BlueEyes
If you want a sandwich, fix it yourself :grr:

Kitchens Too Far. If i cant reach it with my arm, I Get a Girl to with my Charm.

Originally posted by Captain Juke "N" Jive
Kitchens Too Far. If i cant reach it with my arm, I Get a Girl to with my Charm.


:grr:



:wave:

*makes sandwhiches*

Elephants on the house!

WAW-FULS.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
WAW-FULS.

Waffles.

Originally posted by Captain Juke "N" Jive
Waffles. http://www.suebeehoney.com/images/recipes/waffles.jpg

Originally posted by Captain Juke "N" Jive
Waffles. WAW-FULS AND CHEAP WINE.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
WAW-FULS AND CHEAP WINE.

TF's Waffle Donuts

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
WAW-FULS AND CHEAP WINE.

TF's Donut Waffles

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
TF's Donut Waffles


WAW-FULS MAKE FOR GOOD EATS.

I want some WAW-FULS. With some blueberry syrup.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I want some WAW-FULS. With some blueberry syrup.

Looks like somebody forgot to put their waffles in the hamper.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Looks like somebody forgot to put their waffles in the hamper. http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/cwm/big/Duhard.gif

This was Ritchie Valens girlfriend Donna who the song was about:

http://www.rockinoldies.com/scrapbook/interesting/donna.jpg

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
This was Ritchie Valens girlfriend Donna who the song was about:

http://www.rockinoldies.com/scrapbook/interesting/donna.jpg OHHHHHHHHHHHH DONNA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DONNA.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
WAW-FULS AND CHEAP WINE.

Its Waffles and i dont know why your so obsessed with Alcohol which i find disgusting.

Originally posted by Captain Juke "N" Jive
Its Waffles and i dont know why your so obsessed with Alcohol which i find disgusting.

Chad, i dont drink. But i find it funny to joke. And i spell Waffles WAW-FULS because thats how i like to pronounce it. Nothing wrong with being different especially when joking. The whole thing about "Waw-fuls and Cheap Wine" is an inside joke. :lol: :p

I'm on


Nuts, I'm going to school today :mad:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/cwm/big/Duhard.gif

:rotflmao:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/cwm/big/Duhard.gif :rotflmao: I remember that! I used to say it was :D 's big brother LOL





Im on!:wave:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
OHHHHHHHHHHHH DONNA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DONNA. I love that song!

Are ya still here Lucas?

Sorry, Jack!

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Sorry, Jack! Hey!


Ya know the smiley LYnn posted? I used to say it was :D's big brother

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
Hey!


Ya know the smiley LYnn posted? I used to say it was :D's big brother

:wave:



:lol:

I can't change my Don av. It's so awesome. :lol:

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
I can't change my Don av. It's so awesome. :lol:

It was like one of my first av's :lol:

LOL good, cause I dont want you to change it!!!!!:D



My new parody is on page 19!

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
:wave:



:lol: :wave: :D

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
LOL good, cause I dont want you to change it!!!!!:D



My new parody is on page 19!

:D


Ok!

Great parody, Jack! I love that Bruce song too.

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Great parody, Jack! I love that Bruce song too. Thanks!:D Cool! Katie gave me the lyrics, so I could do the parody, I havent even heard the song :lol: :eek:

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
:D


Ok! :D:D


Merry and Pippin parodies on amIright = GREATNESS

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
I'm on


Nuts, I'm going to school today :mad:

Awwww! I won't have anyone to talk to all day then :(

Jingle Bells
Jack writes parodies
Lucas unmasked himselffff
Chad went to Mc Donalds to met you know who
While TF watched Magyverrrrrr

Jingle Bells
Katie writes a tale
MG talks about Clayyy
Jackie came back one day
when Roby petted Glitcheeeeee...

Jingle Bells
Kelsey loves Potsie
Erin is her budieee
I have no more ideas so I hoped
you enjoyed this songgg..

Originally posted by Zodiac P.I.
Jingle Bells
Jack writes parodies
Lucas unmasked himselffff
Chad went to Mc Donalds to met you know who
While TF watched Magyverrrrrr

Jingle Bells
Katie writes a tale
MG talks about Clayyy
Jackie came back one day
when Roby petted Glitcheeeeee...

Jingle Bells
Kelsey loves Potsie
Erin is her budieee
I have no more ideas so I hoped
you enjoyed this songgg..

Greatness! :D *claps* G'AM Kels! :wave:

It didn't even rtyhme!!!:lol:

Originally posted by BlueEyes
Greatness! :D *claps* G'AM Kels! :wave:
Thanks Good Morning to you too! :D

Originally posted by Zodiac P.I.
It didn't even rtyhme!!!:lol:

Thats okay, it's still awesome :D

:yippee: After tomorrow, NO MORE SCHOOL until January!!

:dance: party: :dance:

Originally posted by BlueEyes
Thats okay, it's still awesome :D I had a dream I was singing that in a school play:lol:

Originally posted by BlueEyes
:yippee: After tomorrow, NO MORE SCHOOL until January!!

:dance: party: :dance:
party: :clap: :dance: :woohoo:

Originally posted by Zodiac P.I.
I had a dream I was singing that in a school play:lol:

:lol: Really? I forgot what I dreamed about, but it was really weird :p

Did you see the post about the 30 Year HD Reunion???

Originally posted by BlueEyes
:lol: Really? I forgot what I dreamed about, but it was really weird :p Yup strange tho everyone liked it :crazy: After I woke up from that dream I dreamed about The Simpsons it was the dumbest episode ever.:lol:

Originally posted by BlueEyes
Did you see the post about the 30 Year HD Reunion??? -gets panicky- NO! I'm going to now!

Originally posted by Zodiac P.I.
Yup strange tho everyone liked it :crazy: After I woke up from that dream I dreamed about The Simpsons it was the dumbest episode ever.:lol:

:lol: I dreamed something about counting. I forgot what or who i was counting though :rofl:

Originally posted by Zodiac P.I.
-gets panicky- NO! I'm going to now!

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=92911

:livid: NOOO!!!!! ITS THE HORRIERRR!!!!! DANG IT!!!! I DONT HAVE TVLAND!!!!! :cuss: -destories cities-

Originally posted by BlueEyes
:lol: I dreamed something about counting. I forgot what or who i was counting though :rofl: :rofl:

OH! If you haven't seen 'em already, go back to the 18th page or something and look at my Saddam Hussein pics :D They're WORTH IT :rofl:

Originally posted by Zodiac P.I.
:livid: NOOO!!!!! ITS THE HORRIERRR!!!!! DANG IT!!!! I DONT HAVE TVLAND!!!!! :cuss: -destories cities-

No!!! AAAAAH! Tell your TV provider person that you HAVE to have it by 2004!!

Originally posted by BlueEyes
OH! If you haven't seen 'em already, go back to the 18th page or something and look at my Saddam Hussein pics :D They're WORTH IT :rofl: :rotflmao:

Originally posted by BlueEyes
No!!! AAAAAH! Tell your TV provider person that you HAVE to have it by 2004!! One problem is that we have digital cable and they dont have it :cuss: We have to get satlleite but noooo too expensive :mad:

-breaks glass vase- So mad...

Well I gotta go to the hideous school...puke: Bye bye!

Originally posted by Zodiac P.I.
One problem is that we have digital cable and they dont have it :cuss: We have to get satlleite but noooo too expensive :mad:

Awww :mad: It's on my digital cable :confused: Can you add a channel? We can do that here. Its a little bit extra, but i do know you can add like, a channel if you want it

Originally posted by Zodiac P.I.
Well I gotta go to the hideous school...puke: Bye bye!

Awww okay :( and i have to get started on my schoolwork too :p i have to study for a biology test i have tomorrow puke:

I'm home... I took the day off. I'm going to eat lunch.

:wave:

I'm here anyone else here?

Originally posted by Zodiac P.I.
I'm here anyone else here? :nod: :wave: Hey Kels!!!!!!!!!!!!


I wonder where Lucas is?:confused:

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
:nod: :wave: Hey Kels!!!!!!!!!!!!


I wonder where Lucas is?:confused:

Who Cares?

Its Almost CHRISTMAS! :D

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
:nod: :wave: Hey Kels!!!!!!!!!!!!


I wonder where Lucas is?:confused:
Hey Jack Buddy!

Don't know :lol:

Originally posted by Captain Juke "N" Jive
Who Cares?

Its Almost CHRISTMAS! :D
:yippee: CHRISTMAS!!!

Originally posted by Zodiac P.I.
:yippee: CHRISTMAS!!! Ditto!!!!!!!!!!!!!:yipee:

Presents and the Love is there :D

Originally posted by Captain Juke "N" Jive
Who Cares?

Its Almost CHRISTMAS! :D

Who cares? :crying: Anyways, great av



I'm on. I had so much work today. :mad:

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Who cares? :crying: Anyways, great av



I'm on. I had so much work today. :mad:
:eek2: WE HAVE NOTHING UNTIL JAN.!!! :D

Yeesh, I had so much work today :eek:

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Yeesh, I had so much work today :eek: :eek:

----->Pirates of The Carribean Hater<----- I'm the only one :(

Chad, do you hate me? :confused:

Originally posted by Zodiac P.I.
----->Pirates of The Carribean Hater<----- I'm the only one :( :(

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
:( No fan of Johnny Depp or whatever you spell his name :p

Originally posted by Zodiac P.I.
No fan of Johnny Depp or whatever you spell his name :p

:mad:

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
:mad: -gets scared- He is LOOPID!

If Anson Williams was in thats movie it would be a different and way better story :rofl:

Originally posted by Zodiac P.I.
-gets scared- He is LOOPID!

You is loopid!

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
You is loopid! Your loopider!!! Lucas said if he was gay he would like him -scared- If I liked the same gender I would COMMIT SUCIDE!!!

Originally posted by Zodiac P.I.
Your loopider!!! Lucas said if he was gay he would like him -scared- If I liked the same gender I would COMMIT SUCIDE!!!

LOL, that was for a funny thread. I wasn't serious. I would never and I mean never like a guy. I love the ladies :D

YO YO YO. :grr:

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
LOL, that was for a funny thread. I wasn't serious. I would never and I mean never like a guy. I love the ladies :D :lol: Thats good :D

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
YO YO YO. :grr:
HO HO HO! :santa:

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
LOL, that was for a funny thread. I wasn't serious. I would never and I mean never like a guy. I love the ladies :D


Where have i seen your Av before? :grr:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
YO YO YO. :grr:

Hi, Linda. How are you?

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Hi, Linda. How are you?

Hi Lucas. I'm fine. You? :mrt:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Where have i seen your Av before? :grr:

Yesterday? :lol:

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Yesterday? :lol: No... It looks firmilar. :p

:crying: HO?????

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Hi Lucas. I'm fine. You? :mrt:

I'm okay. Had a lot of work today. Miss two days and WAM get a lot of work :mad:

Originally posted by Zodiac P.I.
:crying: HO????? HO HO HO.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
No... It looks firmilar. :p

His name is Don Knotts. Maybe you've heard of him? :lol:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
HO HO HO. :D

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
His name is Don Knotts. Maybe you've heard of him? :lol: I MEAN THAT EXACT PICTURE. :grr:

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Chad, do you hate me? :confused:

No I Just get pleasure out of making fun of you. Its how i get my Kicks...

.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I MEAN THAT EXACT PICTURE. :grr:

His name is Don Knotts.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
. :)

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
His name is Don Knotts. Maybe you've heard of him? :lol:

He was on Step By Step today. He Played Barney Fife. too.

Originally posted by Captain Juke "N" Jive
No I Just get pleasure out of making fun of you. Its how i get my Kicks...

:D Thanks a lot, Chad

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
His name is Don Knotts.

Ok Lucas. Your not going to get my point. Yeah. Thats Don Knotts. :p

Get your kicks at route 66.

Originally posted by Captain Juke "N" Jive
He was on Step By Step today. He Played Barney Fife. too.

Really? I love that show only never saw that episode.

Hey Lynn and Chad !:wave:

Good Ol Don Knotts.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Ok Lucas. Your not going to get my point. Yeah. Thats Don Knotts. :p

I know what your saying. I just get my kicks out of bugging you :D

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
Hey Lynn and Chad !:wave: :wave:

Originally posted by Captain Juke "N" Jive
Good Ol Don Knotts.

Anyone steals that Picture they DIE. Thats MY Occasional Don Knotts Avatar. :D

Originally posted by Captain Juke "N" Jive
Good Ol Don Knotts.

:notworthy

I get my kicks by kicking Colin oh great fun.

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
I know what your saying. I just get my kicks out of bugging you :D

Mmmhmmm. :grr:

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
Hey Lynn and Chad !:wave:

Ive been here awhile. :lol:

Originally posted by Zodiac P.I.
I get my kicks by kicking Colin oh great fun. Your mean. :grr:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Your mean. :grr: I'm Garfield and he is Odie perfect duo :lol:

Originally posted by Captain Juke "N" Jive
Anyone steals that Picture they DIE. Thats MY Occasional Don Knotts Avatar. :D

The Good Ol Don Knotts, Chris Jericho, Scott Baio, Ted Mcginley, Jason Marsden Rotation Of Avatars. :D

Originally posted by Captain Juke "N" Jive
Anyone steals that Picture they DIE. Thats MY Occasional Don Knotts Avatar. :D


I think Lucas' avatar is one of our old ones. Is it? :lol:

Originally posted by Captain Juke "N" Jive
Good Ol Don Knotts. :notworthy:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Mmmhmmm. :grr:

I'm joshing!