#1. Don't let Brian near your snowman or Christmas decorations. He might do
perverted things to them.

#2. Don't get little old ladies fired from their jobs. <And if I do find out
that anyone here is giving retail workers trouble, I will hunt you down and
kick your ass! ;) >

#3. Don't eat the last jelly donut, unless you don't mind hanging out with Bob, the air-traffic controller, for a little while.

#4. Make sure the goose was not thrown out a window before you eat it.

#5. Don't watch N@N for a couple of days around Christmastime because they are
showing nothing but The Cosby Show. As Dr. Romano's final words on ER
were,"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

What other things should we remember this holiday season?

Originally posted by Snoopy
#1. Don't let Brian near your snowman or Christmas decorations. He might do
perverted things to them.

#2. Don't get little old ladies fired from their jobs. <And if I do find out
that anyone here is giving retail workers trouble, I will hunt you down and
kick your ass! ;) >

#3. Don't eat the last jelly donut, unless you don't mind hanging out with Bob, the air-traffic controller, for a little while.

#4. Make sure the goose was not thrown out a window before you eat it.

#5. Don't watch N@N for a couple of days around Christmastime because they are
showing nothing but The Cosby Show. As Dr. Romano's final words on ER
were,"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

What other things should we remember this holiday season?


We should remember something VERY important.....Don't EVER put Fay in charge of planning your Christmas party!
(The woman becomes DRUNK with power!)

Also, everyone should remember to buy Antonio a Christmas gift...because you just KNOW that he's going to have one for YOU!
(And boy, does he get MAD when he doesn't get a gift in return!)

another is if you see Fay, run unless you like digesting one of her lemonbars for a year.

Originally posted by blackbeard
another is if you see Fay, run unless you like digesting one of her lemonbars for a year.

Oh MAN, I forgot about those nasty lemon bars!

I LOVED the bit where Fay was sitting on the lunchroom stool, rolling those little Christmas balls around in her hand like marbles and having a "Caine Mutiny"-style meltdown:

"You're against me....You're ALL against me!".....

One of Rebecca's funniest moments on the series (and she's had a LOT of them!).

Originally posted by Snoopy
What other things should we remember this holiday season?

Don't let Antonio make out with your ex-wife in the cab.

Only let Ange Faitore sit in Santa Lowell's lap.

Don't tell Fay that she's 'Strokin' Out'.

Don't eat the lemon bars... they can result in a trip to the hospital.

Don't you DARE touch the donuts at Helen's counter... those are BOB'S Do-nuts!

Originally posted by pilotguy

Also, everyone should remember to buy Antonio a Christmas gift...because you just KNOW that he's going to have one for YOU!
(And boy, does he get MAD when he doesn't get a gift in return!)

Actually, I bought him a nice sweater last year, and he didn't get me anything in return. :( <sniff, sniff> In fact, he didn't even send me a thank you note! :mad:

;)

Originally posted by AngeFaitore

Don't you DARE touch the donuts at Helen's counter... those are BOB'S Do-nuts!

And if you do make the mistake of eating one, don't bother hanging around. Run away as fast as you can!

Ange, you're a silly girl.. you and your "In Memorium" to your computer in your signature. lol :lol:

Originally posted by Krista2882
Ange, you're a silly girl.. you and your "In Memorium" to your computer in your signature. lol :lol:

Well, one positive thing about it is that I'm going to be getting one of those custom DELL computers. I want to request a video capture card and a DVD-ROM drive for the obvious reasons... I want to add on to my THC fansite.

I'm also going to save my holiday money for a copy of Photoshop... hooray!

One more--don't let Roy go get your Christmas tree. He'll end up buying you a tree in a briefcase!!

No, two more--don't sing Christmas carols with Lowell. He'll totally change all the lyrics.:cc: :santa: :cc: :santa2:

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Another holiday season is upon us :D It's fun reading some of these old posts.

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Another holiday season is upon us :D It's fun reading some of these old posts.
Yes, it is. Those are funny suggestions!! :rofl:

Here's another: Don't let Joe pick out a real tree. He gets very attached, and if it dies, he'll freak out. And I agree about staying FAR away from Fay this time of year. Esp. if she's planning a party. As for the jelly donuts, that's good advice ALL year! (I'm pretty sure Antonio would agree!)

Oh, and one more: Beware of carolers, they might be thieves in disguise!

Reading these old posts make me realize something. I miss Pilotguy, Krista2882 and Ange Faitore. The old days of the "Wings" board were great.

Yeah, we sure had some good times :D