View Full Version : Vote Now! The 2003 Hawkeye Awards "Reader's Choice Award"


TJL
11-29-2003, 08:50 PM
Hey kids. TJL here! Well the year is drawing to a close, and that means only one thing... The 2003 Hawkeye Awards!

Our staff is working day and night to make this years awards show the best ever! And this year for the first time in Hawkeye history, we're letting you, yes you, the viewers vote in a category!

Who was this years Most Annoyingly Overexposed Celebrity Couple?

Let's look at the nominees:

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz - This former boy band boytoy was seen making out big time with this "Charlies Angels" chewtoy all over the US of A this year. Thier shameless canoodling made the entire world shout "get a room" in unison.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher - She's had more body work done on her than my uncle's 1978 Buick and he's Hollywood's most powerful doofus. Their age difference raised a few eyebrows and their shameless self promotion caused many to lose thier lunch. Will they call it quits, or will Demi's oddly named kids have a new daddy to play with in 2004?

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez - Yes, they're still around. They're in love. Sure, "Gigli" sucked crackers, but they're okay with that. They didn't get married this year, which totally screwed up Jen's whole "one marriage per year" schedule, but things are just ducky with Mr. and Mrs. J-Lo. Maybe they won't be so media shy in 2004.

Jessica Simpson and Her Husband, that Nick Guy - The misadventures of America's dumbest blonde girl and her oh so patient husband raised the bar for reality shows featuring self involved airheads. Can these two keep the stupidity going for the sake of MTV's ratings?

Well those are the nominees folks.
Vote as much as you like, and the results will be carefully tabulated by the guy on our staff who is good with numbers and stuff, and we'll announce the results in a few weeks when we proudly present The 2003 Hawkeye Awards!

TJL

;)

Cactus Jack
11-29-2003, 09:09 PM
:rotflmao:

Anyways, I think everyone agrees with me that the most overexposed awrad should go to Ben and J.Lo, I mean its like since Gigli, the couple thats been in the news most is them. THeyve outdone just about every 2003 celebrity couple, so much gossip about them, even some from me, so I give it to Ben and J Lo

The Modfather
11-29-2003, 10:31 PM
Justin was going out with Cameron Diaz? Thats news....but I'll pick Ben and J Lo

dandelion wine
11-29-2003, 10:33 PM
It's Bennifer, hands down. If I hear about them one more time, I'll scream.

Brian
11-29-2003, 10:39 PM
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
11-29-2003, 11:20 PM
:lol:

It's definately Jennifer and Ben. Ugh, make them go away :grr:

CheersChild4life
11-29-2003, 11:21 PM
ben and j-lo :barf: they are a bunch of crap!

*Marilyn Monroe*
11-29-2003, 11:56 PM
I say Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey. Both of their careers sucked...then they get a reality series and *BOOM* they're off.

fr00ti
11-29-2003, 11:59 PM
Ben & J-Lo

Pitooey
11-30-2003, 01:08 AM
Bennifer.........

Kay Scarpetta
11-30-2003, 01:32 AM
I would say Bennifer, but I find J Lo somewhat amusing, so I'm gonna say...


Nick & Jessica... I'm sick of hearing about how they waited until marriage to have sex, then how they did it everywhere from their pool to her father's goddamn bed, which not to mention is really nasty..

Hollow
11-30-2003, 01:41 AM
i didnt even know any of those people were going out cept ben and j-lo.

Cactus Jack
11-30-2003, 08:40 AM
Originally posted by little insomniac
It's Bennifer, hands down. If I hear about them one more time, I'll scream. Ditto!!! Its like theres too much gosip about them , t needs to stop, or this thread will have ANOTHER rant by me

vienna waits
11-30-2003, 09:33 AM
BEN AND JEN. For awhile, every episode of ET, Extra, Access Hollywood, etc opened up by talking about them. :mad:

TJL
11-30-2003, 01:13 PM
I neglected to mention if anyone wants to nominate another celebrity couple in this category, please feel free to write in your vote.

Michael Jackson and his accuser don't count as a couple, so just forget it!

;)

Ewan's My Man
11-30-2003, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by Miss Karly


Nick & Jessica... I'm sick of hearing about how they waited until marriage to have sex, then how they did it everywhere from their pool to her father's goddamn bed, which not to mention is really nasty..

Ugh...that's an overshare...


Jen and Ben...for the love of god someone shoot them

Ewan's My Man
11-30-2003, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by TJL
I neglected to mention if anyone wants to nominate another celebrity couple in this category, please feel free to write in your vote.

Michael Jackson and his accuser don't count as a couple, so just forget it!

;)


:rofl:

Janice
11-30-2003, 01:47 PM
:lol: Very funny TJL

I vote for the Ben & Jen show. Gotta love those kids. :crazy:

AllIWantIsYourClutch
11-30-2003, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by TJL
I neglected to mention if anyone wants to nominate another celebrity couple in this category, please feel free to write in your vote.

Michael Jackson and his accuser don't count as a couple, so just forget it!

;) HEY. *shakes fist*

I would say its a tie between Jen and Ben and Demi and Ashton.

#1_Nancy_McKeon
11-30-2003, 02:48 PM
Of course, Ben and Jennifer Lopez. They made headlines for just sitting the wrong way. It was beyond annoying.

I find Nick & Jessica amusing to watch. lol

Lucylover22
11-30-2003, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by TJL


Michael Jackson and his accuser don't count as a couple, so just forget it!

;)

:lol: :lol:
I voted for Jennifer & Ben. Too much overexposure.

Sara Micelli
11-30-2003, 04:35 PM
Bennifer

dandelion wine
11-30-2003, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by RalphMalphFan007
Ditto!!! Its like theres too much gosip about them , t needs to stop, or this thread will have ANOTHER rant by me

There's way too much. A few weeks ago I was getting ready to check through my Hotmail, and what do I see? 'Find out Ben and Jennifer's star signs!' Aww, their star signs? What a treat! :lol: If they didn't talk about them so much, I don't think I'd be half as sick and tired of them as I already am.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
11-30-2003, 05:58 PM
:rofl::rofl:

Demi & Ashton. He has a crazy eye McGee that bugs me. :o I like J.Lo, but I am sick of hearing about them.

Pitooey
12-01-2003, 09:40 AM
I'm tired of hearing about hearing Ashton and Demi too.... :p

automatic princess
12-01-2003, 05:21 PM
For me it's a tie between Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey and Ben Affleck and J.Lo.

David
12-01-2003, 06:29 PM
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez .. they were spotted at a mall in my city, and everyone in town was freaking out (in a good way, but it was annoying)..

Oh yeah,the Nick guy's last name is Lachey ;)

PashminaDietrich
12-02-2003, 02:41 PM
I voted Bennifer, but Jessica and Nick run a close second.

(And just between you, me, and the rest of the board, I am ashamed that Jessica Simpson comes from North Texas...)

Penny Lane
12-02-2003, 04:11 PM
Jen and Ben:rolleyes:

Kitt
12-04-2003, 12:50 AM
Jessica and Nick--because they caught me off gaurd. I happened on to their TV show one day without knowing who they were. I still don't know who they are or why they have a show, but anyway, at least the BenLo team have something to offer. The JeNick team? ... I'd say that their days on the scene are numbered.

I'm writng in (insert AM news team couple here). That can be either a local or a national news team.
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