"I'm ditzy! I can admit that. I'm just not dumb. I say something and stick my foot in my mouth, which is very often because I'm just really good at doing that. I don't ever think before I talk."
- MTV "Newlyweds" Star Jessica Simpson
That's nice, Jessica.
Look! See my keys? Aren't they shiny?
;)
PashminaDietrich
11-26-2003, 05:20 PM
Ladies & Gentlemen, we have a turkey...
:turkey: :D
Janice
11-26-2003, 05:21 PM
Come here Jess....got something to tell ya'...
dandelion wine
11-26-2003, 05:24 PM
:lol:
One of my favorites:
Jessica: "Honey, umm what's it mean when I breathe in like this and it starts to hurt?"
Nick: "I think it means you need to take a break from talking for a day or two."
Originally posted by little insomniac
:lol:
One of my favorites:
Jessica: "Honey, umm what's it mean when I breathe in like this and it starts to hurt?"
Nick: "I think it means you need to take a break from talking for a day or two."
That's funny.
I envy that guy. He's gonna have so many great lines thrown at him...
;)
Rickenbacker
11-26-2003, 05:51 PM
Jesus....
Any wagers on how long this marital bond lasts?
dandelion wine
11-26-2003, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by TJL
That's funny.
I envy that guy. He's gonna have so many great lines thrown at him...
;)
:lol: I feel for the guy. I have my blonde moments, but... yeah, poor Nick.
fr00ti
11-26-2003, 10:43 PM
One time she was like "Nick, stop saying ****!" and he was like "****, **** ****ety **** **** ****." :rofl: He cracks me up.
PashminaDietrich
11-26-2003, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by Rickenbacker
Jesus....
Any wagers on how long this marital bond lasts?
I give it till Christmas. Maybe New Year's if they're lucky. If they're STILL together by next Valentine's Day, though, I'll probably be in shock...