Not sure if this thread has been done. If it has sorry. But anyways.

I've got lots. One of them is from "Goodfellas"

Tommy DeVito: How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the **** is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny.
Henry Hill: Get the **** outta here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: Ha ha! I almost had you!

From "Blow"

George Jung: So, what'd I tell ya, Derek?
Derek: It's great, but what am I supposed to do with it?
George Jung: Sell it!
Derek: Jesus Christ, George, I don't see you for two years and you show up on my doorstep with 110 pounds of blow!
George Jung: Just ****ing sell it, Derek.
Derek: Okay, but it's going to take me a year!
[scene shift to interior Derek's bar surrounded by stacks of cash]
Derek: 36 hours, 36 hours, I can't believe we got rid of it in 36 hours.

And finally from "Dirty Work"

Mitch: You know there are two types of people in this world: Those who get stomped on and those who do the stomping.
Kathy: Where did you hear that?
Mitch: Oh, that famous guy said it. What was his name? ...Jesus!

Whats yours?

The War of the Roses

after barbara has told him she wants a divorce

Oliver: I deserve a reason!! You owe me a reason!!!
Barbara: because whenever I see you eat, whenever I see you asleep, whenever I look at you lately.......I just want to smash your face in!
Oliver: Go Ahead! Smash my face in...you wanna smash my fa- (she punches him and he falls backwards)



Oliver Rose lies in agony, after having his penis bitten severely by Barbara Rose
Barbara Rose: Was it as good for you as it was for me?!

From Jailhouse Rock

Peggy Van Alden: How dare you think such cheap tactics would work with me!
Vince Everett: That ain't tactics, honey. It's just the beast in me.

From Rebel Without A Cause

Jim Stark: You're tearing me apart

Mrs. MacNeil, the problem isn't your daughter's bed...it's her brain.
-The Exorcist


If ya don't pay up, it'll be all round Chicago that ya welshed! Ya won't be able to getta game a JACKS!
-The Sting


She knows exactly what she's doing!
-Cool Hand Luke


When your father passed away & eventually died...
-My Favorite Year


"Are you telling me that I put an abnormal brain into a 7 & a half foot *long*, 54 inch Wiide, GORILLA?!"

"Wait! Wait! Don't go!...I was gonna make espresso!"

"Pardon me boy! Is this the Transylvania station?" "Ya, ya track 49! Say, can I give you a shine?!"
-Young Frankenstein



I would be remiss in my duty if I did not tell you that the idea of your firm...young...body....comingling...with the..whithered flesh...sagging...breasts...& flabby...b-buttocksss...makes me want....to *vomit*!
-Harold & Maude


"This just isn't your day, is it?" (then shoves guy off moving boat & into lake)
-From Russia With Love (James Bond)


You such a lovely audience! Give yo'SELVES a round of applause!
-Coming to America


Plenty more, I'm sure. :)

From Fear:

Mr Walker(to David): "If you don't stay away from my daughter, i am going to rip your balls off and shove them so far up your ass they're going to come out your ****ing mouth! You hear me?!"

classic.

"We're gonna need a bigger boat..." - Jaws

and from"Arthur" the funniest movie ever:

Susan - A woman can keep you from drinking.
Arthur - You'd have to be a really big woman.

;)

"They caused an explosion!"
"Is this true?"
"Yes it's true. This guy has no dick."

Ghostbusters


"I'll be back."

The Terminator

"He's a professional."
"What kind of a professional drives a motorcycle and wears a black leather jacket."

Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

There's more but I can't think of any right now.

A sample of my favorites:

Heathers

"Our love is God, let's go get a Slushie."

"Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast or something?"

--

Reality Bites

"He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers."

"I'm bursting with fruit flavor."

Lalaina: "You've been waiting for this since the day we met."

Vicki: "Oh, who told you that? Your psychic partner?!"

"Welcome to the Maxi Pad."

--

Halloween

"Hey jerk, speed kills!"

"I hate a guy with a car and no sense of humor."

--

The Lost Boys

"There's no TV! Have you seen a TV Mike? I haven't seen a TV. Do you know what it means when there's no TV? - No MTV."

--

Say Anything...

"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."

Lloyd: "I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?"

Joe: "By choice, man!"

D.C.: "Lloyd, why do you have to be like this?"

Lloyd: "'Cause I'm a guy! I have pride!"

D.C.: "You're not a guy."

Lloyd: "I am."

D.C.: "No. The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don't be a guy."

Gone With The Wind~~Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn.

Taxi Driver~~You talkin' to me?

The Godfather~~Make him an offer he can't refuse.

Terminator~~Hasta La Vista Baby (Spell?)

The Shining~~Heeere's Johnny.....and....Wendy, I'm home.

Cape Fear~~Come out, come out, wherever you are.

Jaws 3:

Kathryn: Our shark still has all its teeth. That means it was a baby. Our shark couldn't have killed Overman. Its mother did.
Calvin: What, you talkin' about some damned shark's mother?

"damn shark's mutha" as he says it always makes me laugh

Neverending Story:

Engywok (sp?): "To the winch wench!"

Get busy living or get busy dying--Shawshank Redemption

I hope you had one hell of a piss, Arnold!--Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Well, what did he want?
Sex!--Sixteen Candles

also--Damn that rock-n-roll
Well, Howie, I'm afraid it's here to stay.

(or something like that!)

To my big, brother George, the richest man in town--It's a Wonderful Life



:dollar: :dollar:

Originally posted by little insomniac
Halloween

"Hey jerk, speed kills!"

"I hate a guy with a car and no sense of humor." [/B]

One of my favorite movies!! Two great quotes!! I also like

"I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blind, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the DEVIL'S eyes! I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up for I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... EVIL!"

It's awesome!

From an old favorite I watched again recently, whether in context or out of context, it's funny to think of someone saying this:

"You guys f**ked her NINE times and didn't tell me?"

I'm not posting what movie it's from just cause I wanna see if anyone knows what it is.

Was it good for you?
-I had better
-Liar Liar

My teacher says real beauty is on the inside
-Thats just something ugly people say
-Liar Liar

What the hell are you doing?
-I'm kicking my ass, do ya mind?
-Liar Liar

Aunt Bethany:Clark is your house on fire?
Clark: No Aunt Bethany those are the christmas lights
-Christmas Vacation

You make more money than anyone here. what did u spend it on?
-Shoes
-Mr.Deeds

Dory-I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy- Finding Nemo

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.-Billy Madison

Once you been up there you know you've been someplace. -Rebel without a cause

You can wake up now, the universe has ended-Rebel without a cause

Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60's. Or maybe I was just a girl... interrupted. -Girl,Interrupted

You know, taking us out for ice cream in the middle of a blizzard makes you wonder who the real wack jobs are. -Girl,Interrupted

I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside.-Girl,Interrupted

Was I ever crazy? Maybe. Or maybe life is... Crazy isn't being broken or swallowing a dark secret. It's you or me amplified. If you ever told a lie and enjoyed it. If you ever wished you could be a child forever. They were not perfect, but they were my friends and by the '70s most of them were out living lives. Some I've seen, some never again, but there isn't a day my heart doesn't find them.-Girl, Interrupted

Maybe everyone out there is a liar. And maybe the whole world is stupid, and ignorant. But I'd rather be in it. Id' rather be f'ning in it, than down here with you-Girl,Interrupted

Buddy the elf, whats your favorite color?-Elf

What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? -The Lion King

Originally posted by Janice
Gone With The Wind~~Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn.


Love that one...

"After all... tomorrow is another day"- Gone With The Wind

"...forget about it!"- Donnie Brasco

"Was I ever crazy? Maybe. Or maybe life is. Crazy isn't being broken or swallowing a dark secret- it's you or me amplified. If you ever told a lie, and enjoyed it. If you ever wished you could be a child forever. They were not perfect, but they were my friends... and by the '70s, most of them were out living lives. Some I've seen, some never again, but there isn't a day my heart doesn't find them"- Girl, Interrupted

"Razors pain ya, rivers are damp
Acids sting you, drugs cause cramps
Guns aren't lawful; nooses give
Gas smells awful, so you might as well live!"- Girl, Interrupted

Originally posted by Bty
One of my favorite movies!! Two great quotes!! I also like

"I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blind, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the DEVIL'S eyes! I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up for I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... EVIL!"

It's awesome!

One of my favorites, too! Annie had some of the best ones, I think. "I always said you'd make a wonderful Girl Scout." "Poor Laurie, scared another one away."

That's another great quote, Lucas. Also, when Dr. Loomis is outside the Myers' house and he calls out, "Hey Lonnie, get your ass away from there!" :lol:

By the way, Goodfellas is a great movie. Here's another one: "Whenever we needed money, we'd rob the airport. To us, it was better than Citibank." :lol:

Thought of a few more--but they're more than one line.

Vinny:"Ms.Vito, you're supposed to be some kind expert in automobiles. Is that correct?"
(Ms.Vito ignoring him)
Judge Haller:Would you please answer the counselers question?"
Ms.Vito:"No, I hate him."
Vinny:"Your honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?"
Ms.Vito:"You think I'm hostile, wait 'til you see me tonight."
Judge:"Do you two know each other?"
Vinny:"Yeah, she's my fiancee."
Judge:"Well, that would certainly explain the hostility."---My Cousin Vinny

Ron:"Clear this set, I'll need Alan, Tom & John. Tootsie, take 10."
Dorothy:"Ron, my name is Dorothy, It's not Tootsie or Toots or Sweetie or Honey or Doll."
Ron:"Oh, Christ."
Dorothy:No, just Dorothy. Now Alan's always Alan, Tom's always Tom, and John's always John, I have a name, too, it's Dorothy, capital D-O-R-O-T-H-Y. Dorothy.---Tootsie

Kid:"Hey, Ms.Claiborne, kill anyone else today?"
Dolores:"No, not just yet, but if I change my mind, I know exactly where I'm going to start."---Dolores Claiborne
Ah, I love Kathy Bates!!

Originally posted by little insomniac
One of my favorites, too! Annie had some of the best ones, I think. "I always said you'd make a wonderful Girl Scout." "Poor Laurie, scared another one away."

That's another great quote, Lucas. Also, when Dr. Loomis is outside the Myers' house and he calls out, "Hey Lonnie, get your ass away from there!" :lol:

By the way, Goodfellas is a great movie. Here's another one: "Whenever we needed money, we'd rob the airport. To us, it was better than Citibank." :lol:

LOL, I love them all!

You ever seen "Donnie Brasco"? If you liked Goodfellas I'm sure you'd like it! I loved it :p

BTW, another great Goodfellas quote!

"And then there was Jimmy Two Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice, like: I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers."

It always cracks me up :lol:

Ralphie: Oooh fuuudge!
Ralphie as Adult: Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
Mr. Parker: What did you say?
Ralphie: Uh, um...
Mr. Parker: That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!
Ralphie: It was all over -- I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me.
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:rotflmao: From one of my favorite Christmas movies "A Christmas Story"!

Originally posted by Bty
Ralphie: Oooh fuuudge!
Ralphie as Adult: Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
Mr. Parker: What did you say?
Ralphie: Uh, um...
Mr. Parker: That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!
Ralphie: It was all over -- I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me.
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:rotflmao: From one of my favorite Christmas movies "A Christmas Story"!

Hey, Bty, I get alot of catalogs in the mail, and this year some of the catalogs have started selling 'The Leg Lamp' for $49.99. You know, the old man's "major award". Can you believe it? Actually, in a way, I can't. I love this movie, too. I don't know how anybody can go through the holiday season and not catch even a little bit of this movie on TV, I guess unless they don't have cable.

I reading somewhere that Melinda Dillon's agent told her not to take the role of the mother because he felt the movie would go nowhere and it would kill her career. Funny how things worked out.

"It was.....soap poisoning."

"I've been waiting for you Obi-wan. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but a learner, now I am the master." ~ Darth Vader (Starwars: A New Hope)

"I want someone good, and I mean really good to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands" ~ Santino (The God father)

I know there's a lot of quotes I like, but one comes to mind right now. I recently watched Romy and Michele's High School reunion (a ton of good quotes in that movie alone) and this one stands out.

Michele: God, remember the prom? You got so thin by then.
Romy: Oh, I know. I was so lucky getting mono. That was like, the best diet ever.

I've got one (for now).

From "Drop Dead Fred"

DDF: Wow....................COBWEBS! :eek:

(this occurs right when DDF falls to the floor and sees Liz's mom standing nearby. Her mom is wearing a dress, so DDF crawls up to him and looks up her skirt and says that)

:rofl:

Originally posted by phoebe7165
Hey, Bty, I get alot of catalogs in the mail, and this year some of the catalogs have started selling 'The Leg Lamp' for $49.99. You know, the old man's "major award". Can you believe it? Actually, in a way, I can't. I love this movie, too. I don't know how anybody can go through the holiday season and not catch even a little bit of this movie on TV, I guess unless they don't have cable.

I reading somewhere that Melinda Dillon's agent told her not to take the role of the mother because he felt the movie would go nowhere and it would kill her career. Funny how things worked out.

"It was.....soap poisoning."

Really? I'd want one! LOL

Originally posted by phoebe7165

I hope you had one hell of a piss, Arnold!--Fast Times at Ridgemont High



People on 'ludes should NOT drive!!! -- Spicoli, Fast Times at Ridgemont High

the "Catheter Song" from A Mighty Wind (which I don't dare quote 'cause I'm really not in the mood to get banned...:happyface )

more to come when I think of 'em...

(and I know full well I'll get laughed off the boards for this, but when Slowking says, "I could use pants" in the second Pokemon movie... :lol: :lol: )

Originally posted by Bty
LOL, I love them all!

You ever seen "Donnie Brasco"? If you liked Goodfellas I'm sure you'd like it! I loved it :p

I didn't list it as a favorite Johnny flick, but I do like it!

Originally posted by little insomniac
I didn't list it as a favorite Johnny flick, but I do like it!

It's not my favorite either, I just liked!

Love is never having to say you're sorry!! - Love Story

Show me the money!! - Jerry McGuire

Eat s*it & die - Steel Magnolis