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Cactus Jack
11-14-2003, 07:27 PM
Ben and Jen Clash Over Wedding Number Two


Hollywood lovebirds Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have reportedly fallen out over plans for their second attempt at getting married. After a disastrous attempt to tie the knot in Santa Barbara, California in September, the couple have been busily preparing a second, more low- profile ceremony, thought to be taking place in New York next month. But the tension seems to be getting to the A-list pair. A source close to the couple says, "They had a big fight last weekend. Ben moved out to a hotel." Affleck reportedly demanded the first wedding was cancelled because he wanted a less starry ceremony, and sources close to the couple say the New York nuptials will be more toned down. Although Lopez is said to have kept California wedding planner Sharon Sacks, her Vera Wang gown has been replaced. A representative for the singer/actress is, however, keeping tight-lipped, telling American newspaper the New York Daily News, "We never comment on our clients' personal lives."

Oh god, these two just dont know WHEN to quit!

;)

Okay, okay, we're gonna try something differnet after a joke this itme okay , called A RANT!!!!!!

:rant: Okay, okay, Ben and J. LO, Ben and J. LO , Ben and J. Lo, this couple NEVER quits, whats their deal? I mean okay, let's see
Ben
1. Big Star
2. Matt Damon's best friend
3. Did Kevin Smith movies
4. Did movies with Matt Damon, too
5. Won an Oscar

J. Lo
1. Singer
2, Huge star
3, Married Cris Judd, wnet out with P. Diddy, with all thest boyfriends, she's like the new Madonna
4. Has done movies
5. Met Ben during the filmin of Gigli, oh and has her own perfume

Okay, here we go, this couple first did Gigli together or Gagli, or Giggly , whatever the heck ya wanna call it, it came out in jUly it was a FLOP! with a capital F! F-L-O-P!!!!!!!!!!1 then they were suppsoed to be married, then postponed it, and took a trip to Splitsville, now J. Lo's starting her own Lingerie line, now theyre trying another marriage shot. This couple never quits, Ben wnet to some strip joint, and J. Lo found out blah blah blah, SOOOOO MUCH GOSSIP ABOUT THESE TWO!!!!!!!!!!!! , so come on Ben and J. Lo, of course ya guys have lots of fans, but , come on, I mean, two marriage attempts? :lol: Haha yeah, so, guys get it togteher, get married, and go on, make more movies etc :rant:

Okay, so whos with me? These two dont know WHEN to quit!!!!!!

The Modfather
11-14-2003, 09:37 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jack, greatness!!!!!

Cactus Jack
11-14-2003, 10:26 PM
:D Thanks, Lucas!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Chad22
11-15-2003, 01:19 AM
Originally posted by RalphMalphFan007
Okay, so whos with me? These two dont know WHEN to quit!!!!!!

You certainly would know about that wouldnt you Jacko?

Stormtracker TF
11-15-2003, 01:27 AM
Originally posted by RalphMalphFan007
Ben and Jen Clash Over Wedding Number Two


Hollywood lovebirds Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have reportedly fallen out over plans for their second attempt at getting married. After a disastrous attempt to tie the knot in Santa Barbara, California in September, the couple have been busily preparing a second, more low- profile ceremony, thought to be taking place in New York next month. But the tension seems to be getting to the A-list pair. A source close to the couple says, "They had a big fight last weekend. Ben moved out to a hotel." Affleck reportedly demanded the first wedding was cancelled because he wanted a less starry ceremony, and sources close to the couple say the New York nuptials will be more toned down. Although Lopez is said to have kept California wedding planner Sharon Sacks, her Vera Wang gown has been replaced. A representative for the singer/actress is, however, keeping tight-lipped, telling American newspaper the New York Daily News, "We never comment on our clients' personal lives."

Oh god, these two just dont know WHEN to quit!

;)

Okay, okay, we're gonna try something differnet after a joke this itme okay , called A RANT!!!!!!

:rant: Okay, okay, Ben and J. LO, Ben and J. LO , Ben and J. Lo, this couple NEVER quits, whats their deal? I mean okay, let's see
Ben
1. Big Star
2. Matt Damon's best friend
3. Did Kevin Smith movies
4. Did movies with Matt Damon, too
5. Won an Oscar

J. Lo
1. Singer
2, Huge star
3, Married Cris Judd, wnet out with P. Diddy, with all thest boyfriends, she's like the new Madonna
4. Has done movies
5. Met Ben during the filmin of Gigli, oh and has her own perfume

Okay, here we go, this couple first did Gigli together or Gagli, or Giggly , whatever the heck ya wanna call it, it came out in jUly it was a FLOP! with a capital F! F-L-O-P!!!!!!!!!!1 then they were suppsoed to be married, then postponed it, and took a trip to Splitsville, now J. Lo's starting her own Lingerie line, now theyre trying another marriage shot. This couple never quits, Ben wnet to some strip joint, and J. Lo found out blah blah blah, SOOOOO MUCH GOSSIP ABOUT THESE TWO!!!!!!!!!!!! , so come on Ben and J. Lo, of course ya guys have lots of fans, but , come on, I mean, two marriage attempts? :lol: Haha yeah, so, guys get it togteher, get married, and go on, make more movies etc :rant:

Okay, so whos with me? These two dont know WHEN to quit!!!!!!

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THE HORRIER!

Hollow
11-15-2003, 01:42 AM
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1289734

dandelion wine
11-15-2003, 02:15 AM
B o o H o o. This is too funny. :lol:

Janice
11-15-2003, 02:29 AM
:lol: :lol:

Cactus Jack
11-15-2003, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by Janice
:lol: :lol: Thanks!!!!!:D

Cactus Jack
11-15-2003, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by little insomniac
B o o H o o. This is too funny. :lol: :D Thanks!

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
11-15-2003, 01:41 PM
:lol: :p

Cactus Jack
11-15-2003, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by *A TV People*
:lol: :p :D :lol:

EricIdlefan
11-15-2003, 01:48 PM
Makes you wonder if Ben & JLo will either elope somewhere out of the press and public's eye or do a Matthew Broadrick-Sarah Jessica Parker thing instead of inviting guests to a party, really it is a real-life wedding to trick the public and media!!

YoliUSA
11-16-2003, 05:35 PM
:rotflmao: :thumbsup:

Cactus Jack
11-16-2003, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by YoliUSA
:rotflmao: :thumbsup: :D Thanks!!:D

EricIdlefan
11-17-2003, 12:24 AM
Ever think about writing a column for a living and getting paid BIG, BIG, BUCKS!!!