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TVFactFan

11-12-2003, 11:57 PM

This guy said-IF YOU ARE A WOMAN OVER 30-saying-a Good man is hard to find-that means it's your A$-LOL That was funny.

Czas na Zywiec

11-13-2003, 12:01 AM

Women are pathetic if they don't get a man by age 30-LOL.

Funny joke and so true.

AKA

11-13-2003, 12:01 AM

LOL - that's funny. Females over 30 who are single have big A$es. LOL!

Czas na Zywiec

11-13-2003, 12:05 AM

Originally posted by AKA
LOL - that's funny. Females over 30 who are single have big A$es. LOL!

I know-LOL. I wonder how big asses get when females who are single reach 40 and 50-LOL!!

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 12:06 AM

Originally posted by Original Prankster
I know-LOL. I wonder how big asses get when females who are single reach 40 and 50-LOL!!

OMG! I am so glad I'm not 30 yet. Geez....I better start buying bigger pants.

AKA

11-13-2003, 12:09 AM

time, SHE'S UNDER 30!!!!-LOL These females say they live alone bcause there is no man in the house-LOL. Well why not say I have a big A$? It;s not like the guy won't find out eventually. Thoughts on this please

Czas na Zywiec

11-13-2003, 12:13 AM

who don't have AIR CONDITIONING. I can not be involved with a female who does not have airconditioning in her home because I would feel very uncomfortable. I rather stay home because there's no point in me being uncomfortable. Humidity and romance do no mix. Who else agrees?

AKA

11-13-2003, 12:16 AM

time. I knew this female in Philly who didn;t have air conditioning, she was over 30 and had a big A$ - LOL!

Crimson and Clover

11-13-2003, 12:16 AM

.....

Czas na Zywiec

11-13-2003, 12:19 AM

...bad COMBINATION-LOL. I would be uncomfortable in both situations and a combinataion of both, and my comfort is what matters most. So none of those females FOR ME-LOL.

PZelda

11-13-2003, 12:21 AM

Originally posted by Crimson and Clover
.....

:nod:

Georgia's on my Mind

11-13-2003, 12:24 AM

Oh my God, how amusing. -LOL

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 12:25 AM

Originally posted by Original Prankster
...bad COMBINATION-LOL. I would be uncomfortable in both situations and a combinataion of both, and my comfort is what matters most. So none of those females FOR ME-LOL.

:crying: :crybaby:

*runs screaming into my teddy-bear, un-air conditioned, pink lace bedroom and cries my big ass off like us females so often do*

Crimson and Clover

11-13-2003, 12:30 AM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
:crying: :crybaby:

*runs screaming into my teddy-bear, un-air conditioned, pink lace bedroom and cries my big ass off like us females so often do*

:lol:

fr00ti

11-13-2003, 12:31 AM

Woah. That's really stupid.

Czas na Zywiec

11-13-2003, 12:32 AM

Originally posted by .:mads:.
Woah. That's really stupid.

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pandora_spocks

11-13-2003, 12:35 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
This guy said-IF YOU ARE A WOMAN OVER 30-saying-a Good man is hard to find-that means it's your A$-LOL That was funny.

solomon, are you a mental patient?

pandora_spocks

11-13-2003, 12:38 AM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
:crying: :crybaby:

*runs screaming into my teddy-bear, un-air conditioned, pink lace bedroom and cries my big ass off like us females so often do*

:lol:

TVFactFan

11-13-2003, 12:40 AM

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
solomon, are you a mental patient?

If the joke is too mature for you then don't respond

pandora_spocks

11-13-2003, 12:45 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
If the joke is too mature for you then don't respond

No, I got it all right. I just think it's focking stupid.

TVFactFan

11-13-2003, 12:46 AM

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
No, I got it all right. I just think it's focking stupid. Why post dumb **** like that?

Wait a second, are you a woman over 30?-LOL!!

AKA

11-13-2003, 12:47 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Wait a second, are you a woman over 30?-LOL!!

pandora_spocks

11-13-2003, 12:47 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Wait a second, are you a woman over 30?-LOL!!

Are you a gay man hiding behind bull**** like this?-LOL

Czas na Zywiec

11-13-2003, 12:48 AM

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
Are you a gay man hiding behind bull**** like this?

You forgot to add -LOL to the end of your post.

pandora_spocks

11-13-2003, 12:48 AM

Originally posted by Original Prankster
You forgot to add -LOL to the end of your post.

there

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 12:53 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Wait a second, are you a woman over 30?-LOL!!

Geee...have you thought about doing standup?

TVFactFan

11-13-2003, 12:54 AM

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
Are you a gay man hiding behind bull**** like this?-LOL

Go get a love companion and stay off SO. 16, 000 is a lot. Get out of the house

TVFactFan

11-13-2003, 12:55 AM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Geee...have you thought about doing standup?

Yeah-do u think i will be successful.?

pandora_spocks

11-13-2003, 12:56 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Go get a love companion and stay off SO. 16, 000 is a lot. Get out of the house

Yeah, but at least people on here like me. Oh, and Congrats! :clap:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay16.jpg

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 12:56 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Go get a love companion and stay off SO. 16, 000 is a lot. Get out of the house

Do you have an obsession with post totals?

Do you not realize you're a moron?

Do you have mental problems?

Are you afraid to come out of the closet?

AKA

11-13-2003, 12:57 AM

pandora_spocks

11-13-2003, 12:58 AM

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/sucks.gif

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 01:01 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Yeah-do u think i will be successful.?

Oh YEAH! Especially if you like large fruit hurled at you by women over 30 with big asses.

AKA

11-13-2003, 01:03 AM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Oh YEAH! Especially if you like large fruit hurled at you by women over 30 with big asses.

You mean females over 30 with big A$es - LOL.

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 01:05 AM

Originally posted by AKA
You mean females over 30 with big A$es - LOL.

:o Oops! My bad! *tosses hair* I'm so female!

LILFACE23

11-13-2003, 01:26 AM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
OMG! I am so glad I'm not 30 yet. Geez....I better start buying bigger pants.

That was too funny!!! :lol:

Hollow

11-13-2003, 01:36 AM

http://www.tm001d6792.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/notfunny9.jpg

Hollow

11-13-2003, 01:37 AM

Originally posted by AKA
.
:( STOP POSTING CRAPPY THREADS THIS INSTANT YOUNG MALE!! i love kitties!!!

But i guess my opinion doesnt matter since i'm a female-LOL.

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 02:07 AM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
http://www.tm001d6792.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/notfunny9.jpg

:rotflmao:

TVFactFan

11-13-2003, 02:11 AM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Do you have an obsession with post totals?

Do you not realize you're a moron?

Do you have mental problems?

Are you afraid to come out of the closet?

Well u have been out of the closet. You have already admitted u r a lesbian in th past.

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 02:14 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Well u have been out of the closet. You have already admitted u r a lesbian in th past.

:rofl:

You're so ignorant. Show me where I, me, dawsongirl, ever said I was a lesbian.

TVFactFan

11-13-2003, 02:20 AM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
:rofl:

You're so ignorant. Show me where I, me, dawsongirl, ever said I was a lesbian.

I can't remember-it was in early 2003. U said you are bi i think. u said u like boys and girls. But if that is your thing then ROCK WITH IT

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 02:25 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
I can't remember-it was in early 2003. U said you are bi i think. u said u like boys and girls. But if that is your thing then ROCK WITH IT

:rofl:

Dude...get off the booze or mary jane and get your people straight.

pandora_spocks

11-13-2003, 02:26 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
I can't remember-it was in early 2003. U said you are bi i think. u said u like boys and girls. But if that is your thing then ROCK WITH IT

I think you meant me, Solomon. I'm a lesbian and if you don't like it well then you can shove this thread up your ass.

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 02:26 AM

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
I think you meant me, Solomon. I'm a lesbian and if you don't like it well then you can shove this thread up your ass.

:D

Czas na Zywiec

11-13-2003, 02:35 AM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼

But i guess my opinion doesnt matter since i'm a female-LOL.

Someone finally get's it-LOL!!

AKA

11-13-2003, 02:36 AM

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
I think you meant me, Solomon. I'm a lesbian and if you don't like it well then you can shove this thread up your ass.

I think it's wishful thinking. The more lesbians, the better, I always say.

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 02:38 AM

Originally posted by AKA
I think it's wishful thinking. The more lesbians, the better, I always say.

Well apparently I just joined the ranks, so yay!

pandora_spocks

11-13-2003, 02:38 AM

Originally posted by AKA
I think it's wishful thinking. The more lesbians, the better, I always say.

Hey, that's fine with me! :D

pandora_spocks

11-13-2003, 02:38 AM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Well apparently I just joined the ranks, so yay!

Yay! Welcome to the fold, Cathy!

AKA

11-13-2003, 02:40 AM

Can I be a lesbian, too?

Crimson and Clover

11-13-2003, 02:40 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
I can't remember-it was in early 2003. U said you are bi i think. u said u like boys and girls. But if that is your thing then ROCK WITH IT

Youre a dumb@ss Cathy never said she was lesbian, but like Holly said she is; nor did she say she was bi, but I am. And if you have a problem with that, well thats too damn bad.

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 02:40 AM

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
Yay! Welcome to the fold, Cathy!

party:

Crimson and Clover

11-13-2003, 02:41 AM

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
Hey, that's fine with me! :D

Me too :D

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 02:41 AM

Originally posted by AKA
Can I be a lesbian, too?

You're not already?? You're behind!!!

Crimson and Clover

11-13-2003, 02:42 AM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Well apparently I just joined the ranks, so yay!

Yay :cheers:

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 02:42 AM

Now for the scorecard:

Cathy- straight
Mary- bi
Holly- lesbian
AKA- lesbian

AKA

11-13-2003, 02:43 AM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
You're not already?? You're behind!!!

And how! I still think "All your base are belong to us" is funny. That's so 2001.

pandora_spocks

11-13-2003, 02:43 AM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
party:

*hands you, your official gay membership card* :rainbow:

pandora_spocks

11-13-2003, 02:44 AM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Now for the scorecard:

AKA- lesbian

:rofl:

AKA

11-13-2003, 02:49 AM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
AKA- lesbian

Yay! So am I the world's first male lesbian?

Crimson and Clover

11-13-2003, 02:49 AM

Originally posted by dawsongirl

AKA- lesbian

:rotflmao:

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 02:51 AM

Originally posted by AKA
Yay! So am I the world's first male lesbian?

You just might be!

Crimson and Clover

11-13-2003, 02:53 AM

Originally posted by AKA
Yay! So am I the world's first male lesbian?

I guess you are.

pandora_spocks

11-13-2003, 02:59 AM

Originally posted by AKA
Yay! So am I the world's first male lesbian?

:clap

Do you also want to be the first pregnant male? :p

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 02:59 AM

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
:claps:

Do you also want to be the first pregnant male? :p

Yeah....big money in that.

AKA

11-13-2003, 03:01 AM

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
:clap

Do you also want to be the first pregnant male? :p

Nah. I'm watching my figure.

Crimson and Clover

11-13-2003, 03:02 AM

Originally posted by AKA
Nah. I'm watching my figure.

darn, I wanted to see that.

AKA

11-13-2003, 03:10 AM

Originally posted by Crimson and Clover
darn, I wanted to see that.

Well, another thing: you know how childbirth would be painful for you? Well, it would be REALLY, REALLY painful for me.:eek4:

Crimson and Clover

11-13-2003, 03:11 AM

Originally posted by AKA
Well, another thing: you know how childbirth would be painful for you? Well, it would be REALLY, REALLY painful for me.:eek4:

:rotflmao: :rofl:

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 03:14 AM

Originally posted by AKA
Well, another thing: you know how childbirth would be painful for you? Well, it would be REALLY, REALLY painful for me.:eek4:

Owww...that hurts to even think about.

AKA

11-13-2003, 03:18 AM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Owww...that hurts to even think about.

Yep. Imagine passing a watermelon through a garden hose.

Crimson and Clover

11-13-2003, 03:24 AM

Originally posted by AKA
Yep. Imagine passing a watermelon through a garden hose.

yeah, i think that would hurt.

PZelda

11-13-2003, 04:16 AM

Originally posted by AKA
Well, another thing: you know how childbirth would be painful for you? Well, it would be REALLY, REALLY painful for me.:eek4:

:rofl:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PZelda

11-13-2003, 04:16 AM

Originally posted by AKA
Yep. Imagine passing a watermelon through a garden hose.

That's nothing. That's about what size we have to pass a baby through, too. If we can do it, you can certainly do it. :D

pandora_spocks

11-13-2003, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by AKA
Well, another thing: you know how childbirth would be painful for you? Well, it would be REALLY, REALLY painful for me.:eek4:

:rofl:

Brent88

11-13-2003, 11:52 AM

Originally posted by AKA
Well, another thing: you know how childbirth would be painful for you? Well, it would be REALLY, REALLY painful for me.:eek4:

ROFLMAO!!!

:lol:

This whole thread, though it is stupid, is hilarous as h*ll! :rotflmao:

*PinkLady*

11-13-2003, 12:07 PM

Solomon, if you want something to analyze, stick your head up your ass and analyze the smell of your own ****.

dlemond

11-13-2003, 12:13 PM

I think most people on this thread missed the joke that Original Prankster started with his reply (to the first post) and which AKA ran with-

and the brunt of that joke missed it too.

-*Leah*-

11-13-2003, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by Crimson and Clover
..... :lol: Very true.

PZelda

11-13-2003, 01:43 PM

Originally posted by dlemond
I think most people on this thread missed the joke that Original Prankster started with his reply (to the first post) and which AKA ran with-

and the brunt of that joke missed it too.

Nope, I got it as well! ;) :rofl:

That Sinatra dude did the same thing like nearly two weeks ago. :D

The Modfather

11-13-2003, 08:23 PM

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1289866

TVFactFan

11-13-2003, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by Crimson and Clover
Youre a dumb@ss Cathy never said she was lesbian, but like Holly said she is; nor did she say she was bi, but I am. And if you have a problem with that, well thats too damn bad.

U sound like a freak

TVFactFan

11-13-2003, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by *PinkLady*
Solomon, if you want something to analyze, stick your head up your ass and analyze the smell of your own ****.

That was just plain mean.

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 09:09 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
U sound like a freak

She sounds like a freak?

Well that's was a good one.

TVFactFan

11-13-2003, 09:13 PM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
She sounds like a freak?

Well that's was a good one.

It was not a insult it was honesty

Hollow

11-13-2003, 09:46 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
U sound like a freak
kaerf a ekil dnuos U

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 09:49 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
It was not a insult it was honesty

Bull****. Lots of people like Mary and no one likes you. So who's the freak?

TVFactFan

11-13-2003, 09:53 PM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Bull****. Lots of people like Mary and no one likes you. So who's the freak?

What I do to you?

Hollow

11-13-2003, 10:40 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
What I do to you?
if your statement about mary sounding like a freak has to do with her bisexuality then go shove a broom up your ass and out your eyeball. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1269769

Crimson and Clover

11-13-2003, 10:42 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
U sound like a freak

I sound like a freak :rolleyes: Look at the stupid questions you ask. At least people like me.

Hollow

11-13-2003, 10:42 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
What I do to you?
dawsongirl... notice she's another unworthy female-LOL.

Crimson and Clover

11-13-2003, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
What I do to you?
You are a dumb@ss, plain and simple.

AKA

11-13-2003, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by Crimson and Clover
You are a dumb@ss, plain and simple.

You silly female. It's spelled "dumbA$" - LOL

Crimson and Clover

11-13-2003, 10:44 PM

At least I can admit that I am bi. Why dont you Solomon just admit you are a f@g.

Crimson and Clover

11-13-2003, 10:45 PM

Originally posted by AKA
You silly female. It's spelled "dumbA$" - LOL

oops i guess im an unworthy female too.

AKA

11-13-2003, 10:46 PM

Originally posted by Crimson and Clover
oops i guess im an unworthy female too.

if you're over 30 and single - LOL

TVFactFan

11-13-2003, 10:48 PM

Originally posted by Crimson and Clover
At least I can admit that I am bi. Why dont you Solomon just admit you are a f@g.

You are a Wackball

AKA

11-13-2003, 10:48 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
You are a Wackball

You forgot the "- LOL".

Hollow

11-13-2003, 10:49 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
You are a Wackball
You are a Ballwack-LOL.

Crimson and Clover

11-13-2003, 10:49 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
You are a Wackball

um yeah ok :rolleyes:

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 11:26 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
What I do to you?

Go back into the jungle, Tarzan.

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 11:28 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
What I do to you?

Oh yeah, and what you did...you insulted my friends. Nuff said.

TVFactFan

11-13-2003, 11:29 PM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Go back into the jungle, Tarzan.

Go find a man Ms. 28, 000

Hollow

11-13-2003, 11:29 PM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Go back into the jungle, Tarzan.
:rofl:

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
dawsongirl... notice she's another unworthy female-LOL.

:crying: I am! *hides under a rug*

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 11:31 PM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
You are a Ballwack-LOL.

LOL!

Crimson and Clover

11-13-2003, 11:31 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Go find a man Ms. 28, 000

I think you need to do the same thing.

Hollow

11-13-2003, 11:31 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Go find a man Ms. 28, 000
You go find a man.

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 11:31 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Go find a man Ms. 28, 000

Take your own advice.

Georgia's on my Mind

11-13-2003, 11:39 PM

Ruthie isn't happy with Solomon.
http://www.ruthiehenshall.com/pix/gallery_chicago_london_velma_fierce.jpg

Crimson and Clover

11-13-2003, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
Ruthie isn't happy with Solomon.

Neither is Elvis

Crimson and Clover

11-13-2003, 11:49 PM

Originally posted by AKA
if you're over 30 and single - LOL

Sorry, Im not near 30.

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 11:51 PM

Or Diana. And he doesn't wanna piss off a blonde! No telling what she'll do with that gun!-LOL

Hollow

11-13-2003, 11:56 PM

Solomon...

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1271722

Kristina

11-13-2003, 11:56 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
That was just plain mean.

:lol:

You're the one who's mean, you're a chauvinistic pig. How come you haven't been banned yet?

Why am I even responding to this thread? I don't have the brain capacity for this, I'm a female. -LOL!!

Kristina

11-13-2003, 11:58 PM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
You go find a man.

-LOL!

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 11:58 PM

Originally posted by Kristina
:lol:

You're the one who's mean, you're a chauvinistic pig. How come you haven't been banned yet?

Why am I even responding to this thread? I don't have the brain capacity for this, I'm a female. -LOL!!

:eek: How were you able to type all that out? OMG...how am I able to??

Hollow

11-14-2003, 12:00 AM

Originally posted by Kristina
How come you haven't been banned yet?
Because then there wouldnt be anyone here to criticize females-LOL.

Hollow

11-14-2003, 12:02 AM

you know what, there's a city a few miles from where i live called solomon. its depressing.

Kristina

11-14-2003, 12:02 AM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
Because then there wouldnt be anyone here to criticize females-LOL.
oh, duh.-LOL!

Kristina

11-14-2003, 12:08 AM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
:eek: How were you able to type all that out? OMG...how am I able to??

We must be the smart type of females, you know, the ugly ones who can't get men! -LOL!

Georgia's on my Mind

11-14-2003, 12:11 AM

Originally posted by Kristina
We must be the smart type of females, you know, the ugly ones who can't get men! -LOL!
aren't those all of them? -LOL

dawsongirl

11-14-2003, 12:12 AM

Originally posted by Kristina
We must be the smart type of females, you know, the ugly ones who can't get men! -LOL!

That's it! -LOL

Hollow

11-14-2003, 12:15 AM

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
aren't those all of them? -LOL
Yeah, we're all single 30 year olds with ugly hands and feet-LOL

TVFactFan

11-14-2003, 12:19 AM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
Yeah, we're all single 30 year olds with ugly hands and feet-LOL

MODERATORS PLEASE CLOSE THIS THREAD

Hollow

11-14-2003, 01:08 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
MODERATORS PLEASE CLOSE THIS THREAD
Why, too many females?-LOL

Czas na Zywiec

11-14-2003, 01:10 AM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
Why, too many females?-LOL

No, we want females to be here, we just don't want them to TALK BECAUSE FEMALES NEVER HAVE ANYTHING INTERESTING TO SAY. End of discussion.

TVFactFan

11-14-2003, 01:13 AM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
Why, too many females?-LOL

too many ******** females

dawsongirl

11-14-2003, 01:14 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
MODERATORS PLEASE CLOSE THIS THREAD

You dish it but you can't take it.

TVFactFan

11-14-2003, 01:16 AM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
You dish it but you can't take it.

CAN YOU PLEASE GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!

dawsongirl

11-14-2003, 01:18 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
CAN YOU PLEASE GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!

Why should I when you don't?

TVFactFan

11-14-2003, 01:21 AM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Why should I when you don't?

FOR THE LAST TIME, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!

PZelda

11-14-2003, 01:23 AM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
if your statement about mary sounding like a freak has to do with her bisexuality then go shove a broom up your ass and out your eyeball. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1269769

:rofl:

Czas na Zywiec

11-14-2003, 01:23 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
FOR THE LAST TIME, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!

They must be on their period because they are VERY ANNOYING-LOL.

PZelda

11-14-2003, 01:25 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Go find a man Ms. 28, 000

THAT'S up to her, Mr. DumbA$-LOL. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1269769

TVFactFan

11-14-2003, 01:26 AM

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
THAT'S up to her, Mr. DumbA$-LOL. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1269769

Go away zeldaface

dawsongirl

11-14-2003, 01:27 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Go away zeldaface

Why should she when you don't?

PZelda

11-14-2003, 01:28 AM

Originally posted by Original Prankster
No, we want females to be here, we just don't want them to TALK BECAUSE FEMALES NEVER HAVE ANYTHING INTERESTING TO SAY. End of discussion.

-LOL!

PZelda

11-14-2003, 01:29 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Go away zeldaface

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Zeldaface? Any idiot with half a brain could think of better insults than you can-LOL.

TVFactFan

11-14-2003, 01:32 AM

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Zeldaface? Any idiot with half a brain could think of better insults than you can-LOL.

I have warned you to leave me alone-if u continue the nasty PM will begin. You have been warned

Crimson and Clover

11-14-2003, 01:42 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Go away zeldaface

How ********.

Crimson and Clover

11-14-2003, 01:43 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
I have warned you to leave me alone-if u continue the nasty PM will begin. You have been warned

OMG Im sure she is so scared.

Crimson and Clover

11-14-2003, 01:46 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
FOR THE LAST TIME, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!

If you dont like what she says then dont read it.

AKA

11-14-2003, 01:53 AM

I'd like the buy the world a Coke.

PZelda

11-14-2003, 01:55 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
I have warned you to leave me alone-if u continue the nasty PM will begin. You have been warned

I can just turn em off :p

EricIdlefan

11-14-2003, 10:49 AM

Originally posted by Crimson and Clover
If you dont like what she says then dont read it.

Don't read it and ignore it!!!

Mysty Eyes

11-14-2003, 11:21 AM

Gee, what can I say? I run the risk of being laughed at or insulted. That is precisely what this entire thread is about, isn't?

To begin with... Uh... I guess that I am simply dense. I thought that I was an intelligent woman, but I guess not.

I don't even see a joke in this thread, let alone a funny one. I guess that I have no sense of humor either.

You see... I am 48, and yes I have a big bottom. It frequently comes with the territory of age. But... I had a big bottom before I was 30, so what's the joke?

I am single. That's funny?

Is the joke the "LOL" being tacked onto each thread? Sorry... that's not funny, either.

Oh, I know! The joke is this: A good man is not hard to find. It's near impossible!

I was trying to ignore this entire exchange, but I just couldn't. I felt this needed to be said: This thread is insulting and distasteful.

And to think... I generally enjoy sharing barbs with you, Solomon.

LILFACE23

11-14-2003, 12:14 PM

To all the little boys on this board:
Sounds to me like your problem with women starts with you. You obviously can not land a girlfriend, it seems even a friend for that matter, and you choose to take it out on any female you come across. Okay, what happened, did you get dumped? Well, I'm sure if you can find a girlfriend over 12, you might have a better chance of understanding women. Don't worry, I'm sure even with all your faults, and my God, from what I've read on here, there are many, you can still find a female that will put up with you and educate you. I think from this thread you've already been educated on what happens after you get us mad. Yes, my friend, that happens with many women, get one mad and you have a fleet on you.
After reading this thread, I'd assume you already started therapy? My dear boys, if you haven't, you'll be alone for a very loooooong time with this childish attitude you choose to give out to people.
So keep us updated on your progress with your therapists so we can help you through your problems with females as well.
Good luck!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

LILFACE23

11-14-2003, 01:48 PM

Is that better Original Prankster? I hope so, don't want you to feel obligated to send me another PM. Not that you're not invited to. :) :lol:

Cactus Jack

11-14-2003, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
This guy said-IF YOU ARE A WOMAN OVER 30-saying-a Good man is hard to find-that means it's your A$-LOL That was funny.

Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry interrresting

Hollow

11-14-2003, 06:28 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
too many ******** females
********? :lol:

Tell me Dr. Solomon, what mental disorders do we have?

Hollow

11-14-2003, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by LILFACE23
To all the little boys on this board:
Sounds to me like your problem with women starts with you. You obviously can not land a girlfriend, it seems even a friend for that matter, and you choose to take it out on any female you come across. Okay, what happened, did you get dumped? Well, I'm sure if you can find a girlfriend over 12, you might have a better chance of understanding women. Don't worry, I'm sure even with all your faults, and my God, from what I've read on here, there are many, you can still find a female that will put up with you and educate you. I think from this thread you've already been educated on what happens after you get us mad. Yes, my friend, that happens with many women, get one mad and you have a fleet on you.
After reading this thread, I'd assume you already started therapy? My dear boys, if you haven't, you'll be alone for a very loooooong time with this childish attitude you choose to give out to people.
So keep us updated on your progress with your therapists so we can help you through your problems with females as well.
Good luck!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
...who are you talking to?

TVFactFan

11-14-2003, 07:22 PM

Originally posted by Mysty Eyes
Gee, what can I say? I run the risk of being laughed at or insulted. That is precisely what this entire thread is about, isn't?

To begin with... Uh... I guess that I am simply dense. I thought that I was an intelligent woman, but I guess not.

I don't even see a joke in this thread, let alone a funny one. I guess that I have no sense of humor either.

You see... I am 48, and yes I have a big bottom. It frequently comes with the territory of age. But... I had a big bottom before I was 30, so what's the joke?

I am single. That's funny?

Is the joke the "LOL" being tacked onto each thread? Sorry... that's not funny, either.

Oh, I know! The joke is this: A good man is not hard to find. It's near impossible!

I was trying to ignore this entire exchange, but I just couldn't. I felt this needed to be said: This thread is insulting and distasteful.

And to think... I generally enjoy sharing barbs with you, Solomon.

Actually I posted the joke wrong. THe guy said that if a women is over 30 and is still saying a good man is hard to find, that means it's something wrong with her. The joke was misread

dawsongirl

11-14-2003, 07:48 PM

LILFACE23

11-14-2003, 08:10 PM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
...who are you talking to?

well... it's addressed to all the little boys on the board, so.... all the little boys on the board!!!

TVFactFan

11-14-2003, 08:47 PM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
That's a lousy joke too.

You don't know comedy that's why

LILFACE23

11-14-2003, 08:55 PM

Actually, you don't know comedy, otherwise you'd have a bunch of laughing responses, which you don't.:rolleyes:

dawsongirl

11-14-2003, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
You don't know comedy that's why

Comedy...such a broad word...

Czas na Zywiec

11-14-2003, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
You don't know comedy that's why

You don't know women that's why

LILFACE23

11-14-2003, 09:35 PM

Originally posted by Original Prankster
You don't know women that's why

You're really hitting home with the females tonight, way to go!!!:)

Hollow

11-14-2003, 10:41 PM

Originally posted by LILFACE23
well... it's addressed to all the little boys on the board, so.... all the little boys on the board!!!
yeah but why are you lecturing them about women and telling them they need therapy?

Hollow

11-14-2003, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
You don't know comedy that's why
whoever made up that joke doesnt know comedy.

TVFactFan

11-14-2003, 10:48 PM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
whoever made up that joke doesnt know comedy.

please go away

Czas na Zywiec

11-14-2003, 10:50 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
please go away

That won't work. Remember, she's a female-LOL. You need to phrase the word in really basic tersm because they're mind can't understand it-LOL.

Hollow

11-14-2003, 11:00 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
please go away
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Kristina

11-14-2003, 11:09 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
You don't know comedy that's why

:rolleyes:

Yeah, single 30-year-old women... hilarious!

Mysty Eyes

11-14-2003, 11:10 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Actually I posted the joke wrong. THe guy said that if a women is over 30 and is still saying a good man is hard to find, that means it's something wrong with her. The joke was misread Hmm... I still don't see a joke there. Maybe it needs to be spoken rather than written. Vocal inflection can make all of the difference, you know.

The fact is, however, that there are more women than men on this planet, and therefore not enough men to mate with women. It would then follow that finding a good man would and is hard to do. It's been my experience that the good ones are either already taken, or are gay. And, I might add, the older people get (women and men), the more they become set in their ways, thus making it even harder to find that "perfect, good man."

It's all a fantasy anyway, at any age. No one is truly "good," are they? And if they were completely good, they might very well be quite boring.

°Bubbly Blonde°

11-14-2003, 11:21 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
You don't know comedy that's why I believe YOU dont know comedy, obviously no one found it funny, I sure as hell dont get why it's funny...and not many else do either it seems like...so WHO doesnt know comedy again?

LILFACE23

11-14-2003, 11:22 PM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
yeah but why are you lecturing them about women and telling them they need therapy?

Are you serious? Let's just say I read the thread and realized c couple guys were picking on a few of my friends. Why?, did I offend you?

LILFACE23

11-14-2003, 11:24 PM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
yeah but why are you lecturing them about women and telling them they need therapy?

It wasn't a lecture, relax.

Hollow

11-14-2003, 11:26 PM

Originally posted by LILFACE23
Are you serious? Let's just say I read the thread and realized c couple guys were picking on a few of my friends. Why?, did I offend you?
no i didn't get offended, i was just wondering.

LILFACE23

11-14-2003, 11:28 PM

Oh, okay than. It seemed like you were getting upset with what I wrote. :crazy:

EricIdlefan

11-15-2003, 02:59 PM

I heard and seen jokes on Andrew Dice Clay's special that involves all kinds of women jokes like he is a sexest. I would tell you all one of his jokes, but then again, I could get banned on this site!!

Hollow

11-15-2003, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
I heard and seen jokes on Andrew Dice Clay's special that involves all kinds of women jokes like he is a sexest. I would tell you all one of his jokes, but then again, I could get banned on this site!!
you wouldn't get banned, solomons a sexist and hes still here.

TVFactFan

11-15-2003, 05:08 PM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
you wouldn't get banned, solomons a sexist and hes still here.

Reasons I'm still here

1, I don't use profanity

2. I don't attack users on the board

EricIdlefan

11-16-2003, 10:27 AM

I think that we should all not attack or abuse the boards or the other users!!

vienna waits

11-16-2003, 12:18 PM

child?-LOL

EricIdlefan

11-17-2003, 12:09 AM

No but thanks for the compliment!!

PZelda

11-17-2003, 01:27 PM

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
No but thanks for the compliment!!

Uh...

Czas na Zywiec

11-17-2003, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Reasons I'm still here

1, I don't use profanity

2. I don't attack users on the board

Number two is wrong. You've attacked many people on this board.

EricIdlefan

11-17-2003, 05:54 PM

Originally posted by Original Prankster
Number two is wrong. You've attacked many people on this board.

Hey!! I ran into much, much, more worse than Sitcom Analyzer!!

Hollow

11-17-2003, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
No but thanks for the compliment!!
Go to the random board if you want to talk to your imaginary friends.

Hollow

11-17-2003, 06:08 PM

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Hey!! I ran into much, much, more worse than Sitcom Analyzer!!
Uh yeah everyone on here has... solomon isnt (or i at least hope not) a sex-crazed pervert like some other people.

EricIdlefan

11-17-2003, 08:58 PM

I got my jokes from Andrew Dice Clay and other comedians who use four-letter words!!

PZelda

11-17-2003, 09:38 PM

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
I got my jokes from Andrew Dice Clay and other comedians who use four-letter words!!

I'll keep posting this til you get a clue.

TVFactFan

11-17-2003, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
I'll keep posting this til you get a clue.

HUH?????????

pandora_spocks

11-17-2003, 11:00 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
HUH?????????

She meant that post for EricIdleFan, but I'd say it works for you too. ;)

TVFactFan

11-17-2003, 11:03 PM

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
She meant that post for EricIdleFan, but I'd say it works for you too. ;)

Do me a favor and go to a gas station, and go sit on an AIR HOSE

Czas na Zywiec

11-17-2003, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Do me a favor and go to a gas station, and go sit on an AIR HOSE

See, you already violated rule two.

pandora_spocks

11-17-2003, 11:07 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Do me a favor and go to a gas station, and go sit on an AIR HOSE

Oh, please your dry sense of humor doesn't hurt me one bit. I'm sure an air hose would be a lot more pleasing then your very tiny package.
At least, I'm not a 28 year old guy asking a bunch of teenagers love life questions. Dude, you're so pathetic.-LOL

TVFactFan

11-17-2003, 11:07 PM

Originally posted by Original Prankster
See, you already violated rule two.

But I did ask nicely

Czas na Zywiec

11-17-2003, 11:08 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
But I did ask nicely

You're right. Plus, you're talking to a female anyway. They deserve all the insults they can get-LOL.

dawsongirl

11-17-2003, 11:19 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Do me a favor and go to a gas station, and go sit on an AIR HOSE

Do us a favor and go to a gas staion and light a match. :rolleyes:

PZelda

11-17-2003, 11:24 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
HUH?????????

:bonk: Anybody home? *knocks on your head*

PZelda

11-17-2003, 11:24 PM

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
She meant that post for EricIdleFan, but I'd say it works for you too. ;)

:nod:

*PinkLady*

11-17-2003, 11:28 PM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Do us a favor and go to a gas staion and light a match. :rolleyes:

:lol:

EricIdlefan

11-18-2003, 02:59 PM

Ok!!!

PZelda

11-18-2003, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Ok!!!

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1271858?

*PinkLady*

11-18-2003, 06:05 PM

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Ok!!!

Do you mean "OK, I'll go to a gas station and light a match?" If so...have fun. :)

TVFactFan

11-18-2003, 08:49 PM

Originally posted by *PinkLady*
Do you mean "OK, I'll go to a gas station and light a match?" If so...have fun. :)

What board are you a moderator of?

Hollow

11-18-2003, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
I got my jokes from Andrew Dice Clay and other comedians who use four-letter words!!
moron.

Hollow

11-18-2003, 11:01 PM

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Ok!!!
No one said anything to you so shut the f-ck up.

PZelda

11-19-2003, 01:14 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
What board are you a moderator of?

What does this have to do with this thread? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1271858

EricIdlefan

11-19-2003, 01:35 PM

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
What does this have to do with this thread? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1271858

I think you four bitc*es need to shut up and eat s*&t!!

PZelda

11-19-2003, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
I think you four bitc*es need to shut up and eat s*&t!!

I was answering Solomon's post, not yours, but you could do the same. Mmmm, poop...:liplick:

pandora_spocks

11-19-2003, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
I think you four bitc*es need to shut up and eat s*&t!!

oOo you called us bitches. We're so hurt! :crying: :rotflmao:
Hey, I'm all out of sh*t could you lend me a cup?

*PinkLady*

11-19-2003, 05:11 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
What board are you a moderator of?

The Taxi board...not sure what that has to do with anything, but then again we get a lot of that in these threads.

Hollow

11-19-2003, 06:05 PM

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
I think you four bitc*es need to shut up and eat s*&t!!
Shut up and eat ****.....oooooooooo good one! :rolleyes:

TVFactFan

11-19-2003, 08:04 PM

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
What does this have to do with this thread? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1271858

What does prettiness have to do with your face?

*Pleasant Tomorrow*

11-19-2003, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
What does prettiness have to do with your face?

That was pathetic...

*Pleasant Tomorrow*

11-19-2003, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
I think you four bitc*es need to shut up and eat s*&t!!

:lol: You're funny