Question for Guys. What are your biggest turnoffs about a female's appearance? [Archive] - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Czas na Zywiec

11-12-2003, 10:45 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
A female with masculine hands and ugly feet will place her right in the platonic friendship category. What are your turnoffs

Once again, you hit the nail right in the head. Females who have those ugly hands and feet are not worth it. They need to stay home and watch sitcoms all day long to stay away from us males-LOL.

TVFactFan

11-12-2003, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by Original Prankster
Once again, you hit the nail right in the head. Females who have those ugly hands and feet are not worth it. They need to stay home and watch sitcoms all day long to stay away from us males-LOL.

That's right, you are starting to understand-LOL

Czas na Zywiec

11-12-2003, 10:48 PM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/1Kids/3Pics/UglyFeet.jpg

If a female came up to me looking like that, I'd tell her to go SHOOT HERSELF-LOL.

Mr. Stefani

11-12-2003, 10:48 PM

http://www.udobillig.de/Groups/Scared.jpg

pandora_spocks

11-12-2003, 10:50 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
A female with masculine hands and ugly feet will place her right in the platonic friendship category. What are your turnoffs

Catch a rerun of Seinfeld lately?

Czas na Zywiec

11-12-2003, 10:51 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
That's right, you are starting to understand-LOL

I was a fool for not listening to your wisdom. You're probably the smartest male on these boards, and probably know the most about females. SOLOMON, you're my IDOL-LOL.

Hollow

11-12-2003, 11:01 PM

Originally posted by Original Prankster
I was a fool for not listening to your wisdom. You're probably the smartest male on these boards, and probably know the most about females. SOLOMON, you're my IDOL-LOL.
:rofl: omg im dying

Czas na Zywiec

11-12-2003, 11:03 PM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
:rofl: omg im dying

What are you laughing about, you female? I happened to be talking to SOLOMON, not you. So STAY OUT OF IT. End of discussion.

dawsongirl

11-12-2003, 11:05 PM

Georgia's on my Mind

11-12-2003, 11:08 PM

Originally posted by Original Prankster
What are you laughing about, you female? I happened to be talking to SOLOMON, not you. So STAY OUT OF IT. End of discussion.
eh, getting a little huffy?

Czas na Zywiec

11-12-2003, 11:09 PM

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
eh, getting a little huffy?

I'm not even going to start with you because you showed me your bread is not BAKED.

dawsongirl

11-12-2003, 11:11 PM

Originally posted by Original Prankster
I'm not even going to start with you because you showed me your bread is not BAKED.

:eek: I'm shocked.

Brian

11-12-2003, 11:14 PM

I think belly-button rings and tongue piercings are turnoffs.

PZelda

11-12-2003, 11:16 PM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
:rofl: omg im dying

Me too :rofl:

Hollow

11-12-2003, 11:16 PM

Originally posted by Original Prankster
What are you laughing about, you female? I happened to be talking to SOLOMON, not you. So STAY OUT OF IT. End of discussion.
:( fine! i guess i'll go lock myself in my room and watch tv and eat donuts the rest of my life while you males can live happily ever after without another waste of a female!! *slams door*

Georgia's on my Mind

11-12-2003, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by Original Prankster
I'm not even going to start with you because you showed me your bread is not BAKED.
well at least my bread isn't burnt like yours.

Hollow

11-12-2003, 11:21 PM

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
well at least my bread isn't burnt like yours.
:idea: toast!!!

dawsongirl

11-12-2003, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
well at least my bread isn't burnt like yours.

Hey now....some of us like burnt bread.

TVFactFan

11-12-2003, 11:27 PM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
:( fine! i guess i'll go lock myself in my room and watch tv and eat donuts the rest of my life while you males can live happily ever after without another waste of a female!! *slams door*

WOMEN, Can't live with them, THE END

MonarC

11-12-2003, 11:28 PM

I am Him
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Registered: May 14, 2003
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I would say a big stomach is a turn off.

So are Tattoos, Jeans, any Clothing with flowers on it, and White stockings

------------------------------------

What is wrong with Jeans???? :rolleyes:
Jeans can be sexy...

Czas na Zywiec

11-12-2003, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
WOMEN, Can't live with them, THE END

AMEN! Preach it SOLOMON!

dawsongirl

11-12-2003, 11:32 PM

Originally posted by Original Prankster
AMEN! Preach it SOLOMON!

*bitch slap*

You stepped out of line once too often, boy! :whip

Hollow

11-12-2003, 11:33 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
WOMEN, Can't live with them, THE END
AND I'M TAKING MY TEDDY BEAR WITH ME :mad:

Mr. Stefani

11-12-2003, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
WOMEN, Can't live with them, THE END

I think you're gay. Face reality man.

TVFactFan

11-12-2003, 11:36 PM

Originally posted by Nirvana
I think you're gay. Face reality man.

It was a joke WAckbaLL

Crimson and Clover

11-12-2003, 11:37 PM

...

Hollow

11-12-2003, 11:37 PM

Originally posted by Nirvana
I think you're gay. Face reality man.
yayness for gayness :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

*InThisMoment*

11-12-2003, 11:38 PM

Originally posted by Crimson and Clover
...

:yeahthat

Hollow

11-12-2003, 11:39 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
It was a joke WAckbaLL
shut up buckethead :mad:

TVFactFan

11-12-2003, 11:42 PM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
shut up buckethead :mad:

UVBR%VIK^

*InThisMoment*

11-12-2003, 11:45 PM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
UVBR%VIK^ http://simpsons.ykt.ru/images/icons/captain.gif :grr:

FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!!!

pandora_spocks

11-12-2003, 11:47 PM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
yayness for gayness :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

:nod:

Be proud of your gayness, solomon! It's so hard to come out the first time. :lol:

spunkygirl

11-12-2003, 11:50 PM

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
:nod:

Be proud of your gayness, solomon! It's so hard to come out the first time. :lol:

:lol: :lol:

Poor Solomon, he sees these women every where he goes and doesn't know what to do with them, he's soooo scared of them.

Sounds to me he needs to see Dr. Phil, he's got issues :lol: :lol:

*InThisMoment*

11-12-2003, 11:51 PM

Originally posted by Topanga
:lol: :lol:

Poor Solomon, he sees these women every where he goes and doesn't know what to do with them, he's soooo scared of them.

Sounds to me he needs to see Dr. Phil, he's got issues :lol: :lol: :rofl:

pandora_spocks

11-12-2003, 11:52 PM

TVFactFan

11-12-2003, 11:55 PM

AKA

11-12-2003, 11:56 PM

pandora_spocks

11-12-2003, 11:57 PM

Originally posted by AKA
.

:rofl:
omg thats a funny pic!

dawsongirl

11-12-2003, 11:57 PM

Originally posted by AKA
.

:rotflmao:

Crimson and Clover

11-12-2003, 11:58 PM

Originally posted by AKA
.

:lol:

pandora_spocks

11-12-2003, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by Crimson and Clover
:lol:

:lol:

dawsongirl

11-12-2003, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by Crimson and Clover
:lol:

:lol: :lol:

Georgia's on my Mind

11-13-2003, 12:02 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Yall sure can take a joke out of portion-LOL Yall are wild
please get a phone and call your nearest mental health clinic asap.

TVFactFan

11-13-2003, 12:04 AM

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
please get a phone and call your nearest mental health clinic asap.

STFU

Czas na Zywiec

11-13-2003, 12:05 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
STFU

Go SOLOMON! Cuss that underbaked breadout-LOL.

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 12:08 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
STFU

pandora_spocks

11-13-2003, 12:09 AM

Originally posted by dawsongirl

:rofl:

TVFactFan

11-13-2003, 12:10 AM

Originally posted by dawsongirl

LOL

Crimson and Clover

11-13-2003, 12:10 AM

Originally posted by dawsongirl

Georgia's on my Mind

11-13-2003, 12:13 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
STFU
your disturbed vision of reality isn't healthy.

AKA

11-13-2003, 12:13 AM

TVFactFan

11-13-2003, 12:22 AM

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
your disturbed vision of reality isn't healthy.

LTIOMA

pandora_spocks

11-13-2003, 12:22 AM

AKA

11-13-2003, 12:23 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
LTIOMA

SMBASTC

Czas na Zywiec

11-13-2003, 12:24 AM

Originally posted by AKA
SMBASTC

AYFRORYKM? TFADYR!

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 12:26 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
LOL

:eek: Are you laughing at Richard?? *bitch slap and kick to the crotch*

Hollow

11-13-2003, 01:29 AM

Originally posted by Crimson and Clover
:lol:

PZelda

11-13-2003, 04:07 AM

PZelda

11-13-2003, 04:09 AM

Originally posted by AKA
.

:rofl:

PZelda

11-13-2003, 04:10 AM

Originally posted by Crimson and Clover
:lol:

*In Church Lady voice* Oopsies! Oh, dear! Whatever shall I do? :rofl:

PZelda

11-13-2003, 04:13 AM

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
LTIOMA

Are you http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1260047?

I am Him

11-13-2003, 03:21 PM

Why is it none of the replies (with the exception of mine) answer the question being asked?

Hollow

11-13-2003, 06:01 PM

Originally posted by Original Prankster
AYFRORYKM? TFADYR!
IAFSISBRTTP :o

Hollow

11-13-2003, 06:21 PM

whenever i read the title of this topic i keep thinking it says question for gays :lol:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1260047 <-- the gay version of :grr:!!!!!!!!!

pandora_spocks

11-13-2003, 06:24 PM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
whenever i read the title of this topic i keep thinking it says question for gays :lol:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1260047 <-- the gay version of :grr:!!!!!!!!!

:rotflmao:

Crimson and Clover

11-13-2003, 06:27 PM

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
:rotflmao:

:lol:

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 06:34 PM

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 06:36 PM

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
:rotflmao:

LOL!!!!

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 06:37 PM

Originally posted by I am Him
Why is it none of the replies (with the exception of mine) answer the question being asked?

Because all his questions for the past year or whatever are the same damn thing and they're all ridiculous. So we go with that.

pandora_spocks

11-13-2003, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
LOL!!!!

:D

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?postid=1289700

dawsongirl

11-13-2003, 06:52 PM

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
:D

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?postid=1289700

His wisdom is endless!

Hollow

11-13-2003, 06:53 PM

grady's GAY HAIRDO :)

Crimson and Clover

11-13-2003, 06:55 PM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
grady's GAY HAIRDO :)

:rofl:

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤

11-13-2003, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
grady's GAY HAIRDO :) Grady's a raver!!!!!!!!!!

pandora_spocks

11-13-2003, 07:22 PM

Originally posted by dawsongirl
His wisdom is endless!

:lol:

I know he's so smart! :D

pandora_spocks

11-13-2003, 07:22 PM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
grady's GAY HAIRDO :)

omg :rofl:

PZelda

11-13-2003, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
grady's GAY HAIRDO :)

:rofl:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EricIdlefan

11-14-2003, 10:36 AM

:wave: :happyface :lol: :crazy: ;) :D

Skywalker

11-14-2003, 05:53 PM

If this was "Question for girls what are the biggest turnoffs about a males appearance", the posts would be endless.

Hollow

11-14-2003, 06:25 PM

Originally posted by jpnoyes
If this was "Question for girls what are the biggest turnoffs about a males appearance", the posts would be endless.
:lol:

EricIdlefan

11-15-2003, 02:26 PM

I once had a manager who despite my 5'2" height and very tiny body that he could do anything and everything to me!! I worked nearly six years at a grocery store and after doing something wrong, which I won't mention here, got demoted from casher to bagger and mop person. He made me wipe the floors and do everything more than 100 times. Despite all I could do and going out of my way to please him, nothing ever pleased him. He was a sexest and I wanted to do a lot of horrible things to him!!

Hollow

11-15-2003, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
I once had a manager who despite my 5'2" height and very tiny body that he could do anything and everything to me!! I worked nearly six years at a grocery store and after doing something wrong, which I won't mention here, got demoted from casher to bagger and mop person. He made me wipe the floors and do everything more than 100 times. Despite all I could do and going out of my way to please him, nothing ever pleased him. He was a sexest and I wanted to do a lot of horrible things to him!!
wrong topic.

Hollow

11-15-2003, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
wrong topic.
omg... i made that post ONE HOUR AGO!!!!!! party: :woohoo: :D

Hollow

11-15-2003, 06:05 PM

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
omg... i made that post ONE HOUR AGO!!!!!! party: :woohoo: :D
:mad: how ****ing DARE another minute pass before i submit the post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**** the stupid clock on this board!!!!!!!

D-Dey

11-16-2003, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by I am Him
Why is it none of the replies (with the exception of mine) answer the question being asked?

Perhaps because some people have to keep this thread flaming(pun intended!).

EricIdlefan

11-16-2003, 10:01 AM

Guys turn-off would be someone that is condescending, a pig, a tramp, control-freak!!

D-Dey

12-30-2004, 01:14 PM

Okay, this is an old thread, but I still feel I have to answer it.

My Turn-offs:

Overly made-up women are one of the biggest for me, which explains my lack of attraction to Marylin Monroe. This includes women who wear excessive, dark, and odd-color lipstick(i.e.; purple, brown, black, silver, etc,).

Women with extremley short hair.

Excessive piercings in odd places and tattoos turn me off as well.

Smokers aren't so hot to me either.

Damn, I'm picky!

GARFIELDKOOL

12-30-2004, 01:48 PM

I never liked a woman that always frowned, that can be a turnoff. One of my ex-girlfriends frequently had nappy hair. So bad hair days are another turnoff.

TheGreatPretender

12-30-2004, 02:54 PM

:grr:

Stormtracker TF

12-30-2004, 02:56 PM

This is one of SOLOMON's finest threads.

The Modfather

12-30-2004, 03:51 PM

Facial hair :barf:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*

12-30-2004, 05:12 PM

Dude, why the hell didn't I reply to this thread back in the day? It's so great...God, I was a *****...

Hollow

12-30-2004, 05:24 PM

Originally posted by safety pin
IAFSISBRTTP :o
IDERWIS. :/

*MIBabe03*

12-30-2004, 05:26 PM

I should start A Question for chicks thread about what they think is a turn off on Men. I'll start. Men who smell bad and who are not circumsized.

Hollow

12-30-2004, 05:36 PM

Originally posted by Desperate_Fan03
I should start A Question for chicks thread about what they think is a turn off on Men. I'll start. Men who smell bad and who are not circumsized.
men whose name is solomon.

Georgia's on my Mind

12-30-2004, 08:58 PM

Georgia's on my Mind

12-30-2004, 08:58 PM

i only think like 5% of the female population is even somewhat attractive

vienna waits

12-30-2004, 09:33 PM

Originally posted by Desperate_Fan03
and who are not circumsized.

Do you come in contact with penises that often?

Janet McFarland

12-30-2004, 09:49 PM

Originally posted by safety pin
men whose name is solomon.

:lol:

Michael [hXc]

12-30-2004, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by safety pin
men whose name is solomon.

how many of those can you find? :lol:

Brent88

12-30-2004, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
Do you come in contact with penises that often?

Seriously. I don't want to get into a big discussion on it... but you need to be a little more open-minded.

Hollow

12-30-2004, 10:31 PM

Originally posted by *AgEnT FaLLoN*
how many of those can you find? :lol:
not many. :grr: there is however a ghettoish town called solomon close by where i live and i think of solomon whenever i go there or hear about it.

vienna waits

12-30-2004, 10:40 PM

Originally posted by Brent88
Seriously. I don't want to get into a big discussion on it... but you need to be a little more open-minded.

Yeah. Circumcision is really just an American thing. It's not emphasized nearly as much in other countries. There is no harm in not being circumsized assuming they know how to use soap. It's a misconception that it makes a guy cleaner and that it needs to be done for health reasons. And, uncircumsized is the way God created man!

Professor Plum

12-30-2004, 10:56 PM

big boobies and a hairy chest are real turn-offs, IMO.

vienna waits

12-30-2004, 10:57 PM

Originally posted by Professor Plum
big boobies and a hairy chest are real turn-offs, IMO.

:rofl: for men or women?

Hollow

12-30-2004, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
Yeah. Circumcision is really just an American thing. It's not emphasized nearly as much in other countries. There is no harm in not being circumsized assuming they know how to use soap. It's a misconception that it makes a guy cleaner and that it needs to be done for health reasons. And, uncircumsized is the way God created man!
WHAT DOES CIRCUMSIZE MEAN?

vienna waits

12-30-2004, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by safety pin
WHAT DOES CIRCUMSIZE MEAN?

It's the removal of the foreskin. In uncircumsized males, the foreskin covers the head of the penis, but it retracted once the penis is erect. If a guy is uncircumsized, the head is always exposed. However, they both look the same erect. Uncircumsized guys have to make sure to wash the foreskin, but it isn't a health risk.

Brent88

12-30-2004, 11:16 PM

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
:rofl: for men or women?

:rofl: :eek:

I am Roboto

12-30-2004, 11:17 PM

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
It's the removal of the foreskin. In uncircumsized males, the foreskin covers the head of the penis, but it retracted once the penis is erect. If a guy is uncircumsized, the head is always exposed. However, they both look the same erect. Uncircumsized guys have to make sure to wash the foreskin, but it isn't a health risk.

Very interesting and mind-stimulating. ;) :p

dawsongirl

12-30-2004, 11:31 PM

Originally posted by T.F. Storm
This is one of SOLOMON's finest threads.

I agree. It made me laugh my ass off all over again. :cheer:

dawsongirl

12-30-2004, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by safety pin
not many. :grr: there is however a ghettoish town called solomon close by where i live and i think of solomon whenever i go there or hear about it.

He has his own island chain in the south pacific. :D

Brent88

12-30-2004, 11:37 PM

Originally posted by I am Roboto
Very interesting and mind-stimulating. ;) :p

:rotflmao:

Michael [hXc]

12-30-2004, 11:50 PM

Originally posted by safety pin
not many. :grr: there is however a ghettoish town called solomon close by where i live and i think of solomon whenever i go there or hear about it.

there's a mall near my great aunt's house called Solomon Pond Mall :grr:

Steve M.

12-31-2004, 12:28 AM

My big turnoff? A woman who wears too much makeup!

http://www.seeclowns.com/suns1.jpg

:D

Hollow

12-31-2004, 12:55 AM

Originally posted by safety pin
whenever i read the title of this topic i keep thinking it says question for gays :lol:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1260047 <-- the gay version of :grr:!!!!!!!!!
:rofl: i still keep thinking it says that.

Hollow

12-31-2004, 12:56 AM

Originally posted by safety pin
:mad: how ****ing DARE another minute pass before i submit the post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**** the stupid clock on this board!!!!!!!
i really haven't changed during the past year. at all.

Hollow

12-31-2004, 01:27 AM

Originally posted by TVShow Analyzer
LTIOMA
... Lick The Inside Of My Ass?

i can't figure these out.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*

12-31-2004, 01:28 AM

Originally posted by safety pin
... Lick The Inside Of My Ass?

i can't figure these out. :rofl:

Hollow

12-31-2004, 03:49 AM

Narrator: "I know!" he said with a new happy grin,
"I'll go back to the forest and speak with those critters again!"
Stan: [waves the narrator away and leaves his desk] No nonono.
Narrator: He ran out the living room, turned out the light,
and went back to the forest to set everything right!
[Stan enters the living room, hops on the sofa, and turns on the TV. "The Jeffersons" theme song is heard.]
Narrator: ... and went back to the forest to set everything right!
[Stan looks at the show, willfully ignoring the narrator]
... He tried to forget all about it by watching TV
[Stan tries to change channels, but the remote is broken]
but his conscience caught up with him and to the forest he did flee.
... He thought he could hide from his problems - not true!
[Stan rolls his eyes]
He knew in his heart the thing he had to do!
Stan: Leave me aLONE!!
Narrator: He knew that only by going to the forest could he-
Stan: All right all right all right!! God!! [turns off the TV, hops off the sofa and walks out the door, leaving the remote control on the floor]

*Pleasant Tomorrow*

12-31-2004, 03:52 AM

Originally posted by safety pin
Narrator: "I know!" he said with a new happy grin,
"I'll go back to the forest and speak with those critters again!"
Stan: [waves the narrator away and leaves his desk] No nonono.
Narrator: He ran out the living room, turned out the light,
and went back to the forest to set everything right!
[Stan enters the living room, hops on the sofa, and turns on the TV. "The Jeffersons" theme song is heard.]
Narrator: ... and went back to the forest to set everything right!
[Stan looks at the show, willfully ignoring the narrator]
... He tried to forget all about it by watching TV
[Stan tries to change channels, but the remote is broken]
but his conscience caught up with him and to the forest he did flee.
... He thought he could hide from his problems - not true!
[Stan rolls his eyes]
He knew in his heart the thing he had to do!
Stan: Leave me aLONE!!
Narrator: He knew that only by going to the forest could he-
Stan: All right all right all right!! God!! [turns off the TV, hops off the sofa and walks out the door, leaving the remote control on the floor] Haha, that episode was so incredibly ****ed up...that it owned.

Lady T

12-31-2004, 04:36 AM

:eek: I am glad that I have decent looking hands and feet:eek:

Brent88

12-31-2004, 11:07 AM

Originally posted by safety pin
... Lick The Inside Of My Ass?

i can't figure these out.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

That's great...

D-Dey

01-04-2005, 12:22 PM

I should start A Question for chicks thread about what they think is a turn off on Men. I'll start. Men who smell bad and who are not circumsized.

FYI, that thread already exists too.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=89894