Oh...my...God... *puts paper bag over head*

Ignore this old post. It's pure evil and therefore must be burned.

LOL.

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Andrew Carden

It Sucked

Originally posted by somebody:
It Sucked

That was very rude thing to say. You could have said "It isn't very good."



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Jack: I'm surprised at you. Where would all the great women of history be if they thought like that!? Look at Joan of Ark and wht she accomplished. And, and Florence Nightengale and Madam Curry.
Chrissy: And Lucretia Borzok.
Janet: She posioned people.
Chrissy: Yeah, but she was very goo at it.

It did suck, but in a good way! LOL

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

this is way better

Diff'rent Alfs
by yours truly

Now the world don't move to the beat of just one Alf
What might be Alf to you, may be a freak to some
An Alf is born, it's an Alf of means
Then along comes me, and I ruin this theme song
But [anyways] we need Diff'rent Alfs
It takes Diff'rent Alfs
It takes Diff'rent Alfs to rule the world

Every Alf has got its special kinda story
Every Alf finds a way to shine
It don't matter that you are not an Alf- so what?
They are Alfs, i'm an Alf and you are not
And together [we will form a mob and burn down N@N for not showing Alf anymore and then] we'll be fine,
Cause it takes Diff'rent Alfs to rule the world, yes it does
It takes Diff'rent Alfs to rule the world!

PS put Alf back on!!!

First of all, NAN doesn't have the rights to ALF and never did. They got it under permission from Alf's current cable owner-Oddesy.
After that first line, it gets, um, bad.

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Jack: I'm surprised at you. Where would all the great women of history be if they thought like that!? Look at Joan of Ark and wht she accomplished. And, and Florence Nightengale and Madam Curry.
Chrissy: And Lucretia Borzok.
Janet: She posioned people.
Chrissy: Yeah, but she was very goo at it.

Here's my version. Let me know what you think...

Diff'rent Bones

Now the world don't move to the eating of one tum.
What might be right for you, may not be right for thumbs.
A dog is born, it's a dog that pees.
Then along come two, they've got nothing but their fleas.

Cause it takes diff'rent bones it takes,
Diff'rent bones it takes,
Diff'rent bones to rule the world!

Evrybody's got a special kind of doogie.
Every dog eventually will die.
It don't matter that you got a dog named Dot.
So What?
She'll have kids, they'll be yours and they'll be mine!
Together they'll be 'live

Cause it takes, diff'rent bones to not hurl,
Yes it does, it takes,
Diff'rent Bones to not hurl!
WOOOOOOOF!!

So! Do you like it? Let me know. It took me 1 hour non stop to think of that!

-KK

i liked the song it didnt suck!

Originally posted by Sitcomsgrl89:
i liked the song it didnt suck!

Damn Straight

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Originally posted by somebody:
Damn Straight

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Though in Diff'rent Strokes they swear doesn't mean you can.....
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