Does anyone have a transcript of "Paul's" last story?

I'm a parent of teenage girls. My husband was working last night and didn't get to see it. He's about the same age as "Paul" and the story hit so close to home. He doesn't get it when the girls call him an "idot" that they love him and are comfortable around him. He *thinks* kids should "fear" parents... but I know if it was explained to him, like Paul did in the story, he'd finally get it.

My heart goes out the cast - they were a "family" and it must be very difficult for them. They've always done a fabulous job w/ their characters, I have no doubt they will continue to do so.

RIP John Ritter - I'm only 7 years younger than you were.

Ok readers, today we're having a little pop quiz. It's multiple choice, so sharpen your number two pencils and put on your thinking caps. Ready? Here's a quote: "Dad, you're an idiot!" Now contestants, this was said to me because of which of the following transgressions?
A) Coming to the breakfast table wearing pajamas and black socks.
B) Asking my oldest daughter if that guy I saw her talking to yesterday was her boyfriend.
C) Referring to rapper 50 cent as "fifty cents." or
D) Entering the room. Ok. Pencils down.
Actually it was a trick question. The answer is all of the above. Now do you know how many times I called my father an idiot? Zero. Why? Because I feared him. Back then we didn't share our deep personal feelings. Our deepest conversations usually revolved around the Tigers' bullpen, but my kids, I can't get them to shut up. There's not a feeling that my kids are afraid to express over and over and over. And my wife reassures me this is a good thing over and over and over and she's always right. So do I wish that my kids feared me? Well, my house would be quieter and I'd spend a lot less time in the bathroom, but no,
because I know that whenever they insult me, whether it's a "You're an idiot," "What a geek!" or an "I hate you," an "I love you" isn't far behind. And it's the knowledge that my wife and kids love me that makes it safe for me to wear pajamas and black socks to the breakfast table.


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Hugs, Sweetie Pie

Yes! thanks so much. Of course ABC wouldn't/couldn't give it to me.

THanks much!