List some funny things of not to do in a movie theater (in the lobby, in the bathroom, in the movie, etc.) The sky's the limit!

Sit too close to people there with their WHOLE family:rolleyes: too many distractions

Oh never sit too close to the screen:eek: I still have nightmares about the lion king

Do not ask the usher for tickets to "Gigli", if you do, you will get kciked out

Originally posted by RalphMalphFan007
Do not ask the usher for tickets to "Gigli", if you do, you will get kciked out

LOL


Don't kick the back of people's chair (it's REALLY annoying).

Originally posted by Lucas Beatty
LOL


Don't kick the back of people's chair (it's REALLY annoying). :D




Ditto!

Erm im bad at the movies so i dont have any cause its fun

Barbeque.

;)

NEVER use a cell phone, that is so annoying.

Talk back to the screen...you know, like..."Don't go in there!" That junk. You make an ass out of yourself AND it's pretty sad :)

You know...not that I've ever done it. Seriously.

I'll never forget this:

When I went to see The Others at this big multiplex I got the Royal Movie Theater Refund Demand Special:

People talked the whole time.
People talked on cell phones
The person behind me kicked my chair repeatedly.
The people in front of me talked to the movie:
"Girl, you better haul ass!" was one fond moment.

It was so bad, I just laughed to myself, because really you can't yell at a mob and expect to live.

Stand up at the beginning of the movie and say loudly to your friend "I'm so glad we're seeing this again! I can't believe that at the end they all die!"

And people, don't bring babies to the theater :rolleyes: sheesh. The kid's not gonna appreciate it and the other people there certainly won't.

Do not yell FIRE! in a crowded theater, unless of course, there is a fire.

Originally posted by TJL
Barbeque.

;)

:rofl:

Good one!

Later. :bye:

~Lauren

:sheep

Don't have sex in the theater.:p :p :p :eek:

Originally posted by TJL
Barbeque.

;)

:rotflmao:

Don't dare your friend to fake an orgasm...don't even joke around with the idea. You'll regret it for the rest of your life. I had to learn that the hard way.

1. never sit next to an annoying girl from your spanish class who just happens to be there with her boyfriend. because, you see, they'll end up making out and going at each other's throats the entire movie, and end up having sex! i totally missed the entire movie, just married, because of this.

2. never sit in front of a big family, of persians, none the less. (i'm persian, persian pride, yeah, yeah...but omg. we are so loud) the kids were so damn loud. and their parents were even louder. shut up already! (legally blonde ruined as a result)

3. never sit next to a kid with gas problems..oh man, people seriously take advantage of fresh air.

4. never sit next to a four year old kid who asks his dad every second "did he really meant that?" "why'd he say that?" "dad, did you hear that?" and also...whose dad goes to the bathroom and when he comes back, the kid, at the top of his lungs, summarizes what happened. (ruined johnny english)

5. never sit in front of teens who feel the need to repeat every line from the movie

6. turn your damn cell phone off once inside! remember...silence is golden.

7. if you're going to drink an icee, make sure you have a jacket and you don't have to pee (i had to pee soo badly the first time i saw chicago.)

i've had really bad experiences at the amc.

Originally posted by TJL
Barbeque.

;)

:lol:

When sneaking in outside food use discretion. Some ladies at my church were kicked out of a movie theater for trying to sneak in a two liter bottle of pop.:lol:

Originally posted by sara
When sneaking in outside food use discretion. Some ladies at my church were kicked out of a movie theater for trying to sneak in a two liter bottle of pop.:lol:

jeez, I once let in a guy who was carrying two pizza boxes :lol:

Originally posted by TJL
Barbeque.

;)

:rotflmao:

Don't put gum on seats (it's REALLY annoying too)

Originally posted by TJL
Barbeque.

;) :rotflmao:

Originally posted by RalphMalphFan007
Do not ask the usher for tickets to "Gigli", if you do, you will get kciked out
:lol: im assuming that movie sucked pretty bad

Originally posted by TJL
Barbeque.

;)
good idea, that would be funny. i could just bring my moms indoor grill and plug it in somewhere. free steaks for all.

Originally posted by TJL
Barbeque.

;)

:lol:

Originally posted by InspectorExstead
1. never sit next to an annoying girl from your spanish class who just happens to be there with her boyfriend. because, you see, they'll end up making out and going at each other's throats the entire movie, and end up having sex! i totally missed the entire movie, just married, because of this.

:eek: Sex? Did that REALLY happen? :o

Originally posted by sara
When sneaking in outside food use discretion. Some ladies at my church were kicked out of a movie theater for trying to sneak in a two liter bottle of pop.:lol:

Originally posted by Liza
jeez, I once let in a guy who was carrying two pizza boxes :lol:

:rofl: :rofl:

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
good idea, that would be funny. i could just bring my moms indoor grill and plug it in somewhere. free steaks for all.
Nothing says theater grilling like a George Foreman grill.

Originally posted by Janice
Nothing says theater grilling like a George Foreman grill.

Of course, you would have to bring a BIG purse, many plastic bags (it could get really messy in there!) and use extreme discretion when sneaking in the steaks...Oh, can't forget the forks & knives. :D

Originally posted by Janice
Do not yell FIRE! in a crowded theater, unless of course, there is a fire.

:lol:

Originally posted by sara
When sneaking in outside food use discretion.

I hear ya. It wasn't easy getting an ice cream cake past one of those sharp eyed ushers...

;)

Originally posted by TJL
I hear ya. It wasn't easy getting an ice cream cake past one of those sharp eyed ushers...

;)

:rofl:

Originally posted by Janice
Do not yell FIRE! in a crowded theater, unless of course, there is a fire.

:rofl:

That's good! That's REALLY good! Okay, here are a few of mine:

1.) Midway through a speech, start clapping. Slowly work it into a full-blown standing ovation with cheering and whistling. Immediately sit back down, quietly, as if nothing happened.
2.) Sit at the back row on opening night, when everyone is dressed in costume, and take the lid off your drink and chuck it into the audience.
3.) In one of the scenes, run up tho the screen pointing and yelling to everyone that one of the guys way back in the distance is actually a relative of yours who was on holiday where the filming was taking place, then run around screaming: "I know him! I know him!"
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FYI, none of these things have to be something that you have done or things that have happened to you. They can be just things that you think was funny. I dunno it's hard to explain, and I'm not doing a good job of explaining it.

In one of the scenes, run up tho the screen pointing and yelling to everyone that one of the guys way back in the distance is actually a relative of yours who was on holiday where the filming was taking place, then run around screaming: "I know him! I know him!"

I wish I could do that, I know some people off of the movie 'drumline'!

1) never sit behind people with big hair.
2) don't bring flashlights! (although one time my mom accidentally sat on someone's lap because it was so dark in the movies...)
3) if something is funny and you're the only one whos laughing incessantly, step outside...
4) if you go to a movie theater and it says "for 18 and over", don't go get 17 of your friends!
5) leave your pillows at home!
6) Don't have a Thanksgiving feast at the movie theater.
7) when a song comes on, PLEASE don't sing, or stand up and try to do what the professionals do...

I need a good laugh after seeing the first episode without John Ritter (8 Simple Rules... in case you didn't read the 100,000,000,000+ i already put on here that's major exaggeration obviously) anyways, i'm coming up with more

Originally posted by LizzieLover
1.) Midway through a speech, start clapping. Slowly work it into a full-blown standing ovation with cheering and whistling. Immediately sit back down, quietly, as if nothing happened.
LMFAO if i was ever hyper at the movies i really would do that. in fact i almost did one time, everyone in the movie was applauding something and it felt so real i started clapping.. :lookaroun

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
Of course, you would have to bring a BIG purse, many plastic bags (it could get really messy in there!) and use extreme discretion when sneaking in the steaks...Oh, can't forget the forks & knives. :D
:nonono: you forgot the apron thing and hat that chefs always wear. :lol:

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
:nonono: you forgot the apron thing and hat that chefs always wear. :lol:

Oh yeah, that too! :doh: ;)

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
:eek: Sex? Did that REALLY happen? :o

close...there was loud kissing, moans, and his hand went up her shirt....then her cell rang!

don't...get a bag of popcorn and start throwing it in the air yelling "wee! it's snowing!"

(after reading that in an e-mail a couple of years ago...my friend and i decided to try it. i'm glad no one complained. lol.)

Originally posted by InspectorExstead
close...there was loud kissing, moans, and his hand went up her shirt....then her cell rang!

:o :o :o :o :o :o

Things Ill never do at a movie theatre:

Go in one.

I like the "wee it's snowing" one w/ the popcorn i think that's hilarious.

If you have bronchitis or a really bad cough, go home and go to bed and come back some other time - like when you're over it!

If you have to get up and relieve yourself, when you go back, don't come back and start asking "what'd I miss?!"

Crack your knuckles

Ne Coupez Pas le fromage (see your French/English dictionary!)

Snort really loud when you laugh

Shake your cold drink with icecubes in it or slurp

:wave:

Originally posted by InspectorExstead
close...there was loud kissing, moans, and his hand went up her shirt....then her cell rang!

Yes... I have heard of it happening more than you think.:o

Originally posted by Lucas Beatty
Don't kick the back of people's chair (it's REALLY annoying).

You can say that again. Also, turn off your cell phones!

lol the "wee it's snowing" is really hilarious. i think i'll try that some time. no i'm kidding. here u go here's some things not to do in a movie theater:

*Don't pour pop all over the seats! It's disgusting!
*Don't snort really loud.
*Don't go to sleep and snore. It's really annoying.
*Don't talk on a cell phone in the theater. If your going to then go outside!
*Don't throw food at other people. It's distracting!
*Please don't toot really loud. It's gross!

:wave:

Don't talk/laugh too loud. This family did when me and my mom went to see Texas Cainsaw Masacar.

Don't gargul your drink.

Don't say I GOTTA GO PEE really loud.

Don't pretend to be a car during a car chase scence. One time I did and I got asked to leave.

Originally posted by COLD CASE fan
Don't pretend to be a car during a car chase scence. One time I did and I got asked to leave.
:rofl: i should try that if im at a movie i dont like

Originally posted by shocolah

Ne Coupez Pas le fromage (see your French/English dictionary!)


:lol: Especially in a small or crowded theatre.

Originally posted by sara
When sneaking in outside food use discretion. Some ladies at my church were kicked out of a movie theater for trying to sneak in a two liter bottle of pop.:lol:

OK, true story: When my Dad was in the navy, he and his buddies had picked up a couple of cases of beer and decided soon after to take in a movie. Well, these crazy sailors had the idea to sneak in some of the cans of beer in the deep pockets of their Navy peacoats. So they're sitting there watching this movie and getting loaded and one of the guys attempts to set down his beer can -- which was the worst thing he could have done, since the floor was on an incline. So the damn can starts rolling down the theater floor -- tinkle tinkle tinkle tinkle -- all the way to the bottom and every single person in that theater looked up at my Dad and his friends and all started laughing at once. Even the ushers were laughing too hard to kick them out. :D

what does it mean Crimson and Clover?

Originally posted by LizzieLover
what does it mean Crimson and Clover?

Ne Coupez Pas le fromage= Don't cut the cheese.