Frye (to a 20th century presidential candidate)

"I was going to vote for you once, but voting's not cool, so I stayed home and got trashed on Listerine."


what's one that you cant get out of your head?

Bender's most famous line. :D

"Yea well, I'm going to go make my own theme park...with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!"

I need to get some sound grabs from the show, Bender is a genius. My big goal for this year is to get those iron on t shirt transfers you can make with your printer, and make myself a Bender sweatshirt.

Come on, folks, more lines!


"Humans! Shall we mug them, Mr. Robot, Sir?"
Tiny Tim-bot

"It's an old Jamacian accounting tradition. When somebody dies, you burn his time card, so his zombie doesnt come back looking for his final paycheck."

~~ Hermes

Bender: Let's face it, comedy is a dead art form. Now tragedy, ha ha ha, that's funny.

Bender: Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two.

Leela: Why is Zoidberg the only one still alone?
Bender: Because he's a loser, that's why. He's the lobster equivalent of Fry.

Bender: Hmmm. 1 $500 hooker-bot or 500 $1 hooker-bots?