Ever wonder about what you might have been in a past life? Think you could have been a silly, yet talented, animal? If you answered "yes" to either (or both) of these questions, you're in the right place! Answer a few simple questions and we'll tell you not only which animal you were, but also what your name was, where you lived, what your loony life was like, and more. Your past awaits!

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I was a :

Penguin :lol:



Grab your tux — in a past life you were an Emperor penguin of distinguished character and notable charm. Here's what we know about you: Adored by all, you looked particularly dashing in your top hat and tails. Quite the visionary, you brought popular theater to the ice-skating rink. "Cats...on Ice!" and "The Saturday Night Fever Ice Capades" were two of your best-received works and were especially big hits with your friends and neighbors. Your fame would have spread worldwide if not for the fact that you looked exactly like every other penguin on the ice cap. Frustrated, you made a brash attempt to assert your individuality: You threw away your penguin suit; purchased a racy, powder-blue number with frilly cuffs; and set sail for the mainland. International acclaim eluded you, but you were quite content spending the rest of your days in Tierra del Fuego, where your all-ice-skating production of "Hamlet" met with great praise and commercial success.

It said:

In your past life you were a Russian hamster who played a prominent role in his community.

Originally posted by MonarC
I was a :

Penguin :lol:

Me too! :D

I was a leopard:D

Got a little animal in you? We thought so, because in your past life you were a Russian hamster who played a prominent role in his community.

I'm a penguin, too. :D

Another Penguin!

Turtle



Come on out of your shell — in your former life you were a turtle name Gifford. The details are a bit sketchy, but we do have a brief summary based on public records: You were born in a small pond beside a saloon. Despite having an exceptionally athletic father, you seemed to prefer sunbathing and mud baths to more active pursuits. Contrary to the rumor, your favorite color was never green, but actually blue. Few people knew that you were a talented poet because most of your work was destroyed during a flash flood that swept away not only your library, but your entire community. Fortunately you had the pluck to survive, settle down, make some eggs, and live happily ever after with your wife Melinda and your 20 offspring.

Hey, Hey, I'm a Monkey!! :lol:

in your past life you were an entertaining, witty, very small monkey

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Hey, Hey, I'm a Monkey!! :lol:

in your past life you were an entertaining, witty, very small monkey

And people say you monkey around? Sorry.. :lol:

In your past life you were an iguana with a penchant for gambling and singing

I was a monkey :D

a talented turtle

I am a penguin too!!!
Christal

russian hampster:rock:

Got a little animal in you? We thought so, because in your past life you were an entertaining, witty, very small monkey

:p

Dog



C'mere, boy — in your former life you were a beagle named Scooter who hailed from Allamakee, Iowa. The cutest puppy on the entire farm, you were so adored that the Allamakee High Junior Varsity Basketball team chose you to be their mascot. You absolutely loved the attention — the cheers, the cool purple-and-yellow jersey, and, most of all, the pizza parties after the games. But you fell out of favor when your sister gave birth to Niko, a snot-nosed young pup who became the newest recruit for the JV team's mascot position. As Niko's popularity grew, the team began to neglect you. No longer did they chant your name when they held you over the basket to slam dunk the ball. No more did they make T-shirts with your adorable mug above the "Antonio's Chinese Food" logo. Then, finally, they fired you when you bit the point guard's mother. After much moping and grieving, you decided to be happy for little Niko. So, armed with your new contentment, you found it in yourself to support Niko and the JV team — not from the court, but from your new spot in the bleachers.


Awesome :p *woof*

I was an adorable Beagle.

Don't go bananas — in your former life you were a tiny monkey named Oompa. Here's what we know about you: Adorably sweet demeanor and sharp as a tack, you found success working with a street performer named Juan, who worshipped you and treated you like his own child. He bought you a gold satin jumpsuit with royal blue ruffles, a matching top hat, and a sequined bag for donations. He would play your favorite disco tunes on his accordion, prompting you to dance around and flirt with the crowd while you collected spare change and picked pockets. Everybody loved you. And you loved everybody. You and Juan took your gig around the country and raked in the riches. You were one happy little monkey.

Geez I was a Penguin, I was hoping for something more noble like a grizzly bear. Once a wimp always a wimp.

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Hey, Hey, I'm a Monkey!! :lol:

in your past life you were an entertaining, witty, very small monkey

Me too. :D

Hampster.

Leopard



Not much is certain in life — past or present — but we know this much about you: In your last life you were a sultry leopard named Lola. You were a showgirl, with yellow feathers in your hair and a dress cut down to there. You would meringue and do the cha-cha. And one night at the Copacabana (the hottest spot north of Havana), you fell in love with Tony, the handsome bartender. Tony fought Rico (he wore a diamond) for you and won. The two of you grew old and happy together, joyfully dancing your lives away at the club to the soulful tunes of Barry Manilow.


Apparently I was some sort of slut named "Lola". I hope it's not the "Kinks" Lola....

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hamster

Come out and play — in your previous life, you were a hamster named Vladimir. Here's what we know about you: Born on the plains of Siberia, you spent your early years weathering harsh winters, drinking vodka, and attending committee meetings. Determined and headstrong, you always got your way when push came to shove. But it wasn't all darkness — no one knew how to let loose and have a good time better than you. You were the reigning Twister champ, and you always emerged victorious from the Bolshevik's annual Dance-a-Thon (your signature step, the Funky Chicken, was a huge crowd pleaser). As you were also quite the health fanatic, you developed and patented a set of exercise wheel fitness videos that quickly became all the rage in Siberia. Your commercial success led you to denounce Communism and head for the States, where you ultimately provided the inspiration for a wacky Web site and song.

:lol:

I'm a leopard!

PENGUIN??:eek: :lol: People do say I look good in formal...

wow all of us penguins muct have been friends hanging out together. :lol:

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Dog



C'mere, boy — in your former life you were a beagle named Scooter who hailed from Allamakee, Iowa. The cutest puppy on the entire farm, you were so adored that the Allamakee High Junior Varsity Basketball team chose you to be their mascot. You absolutely loved the attention — the cheers, the cool purple-and-yellow jersey, and, most of all, the pizza parties after the games. But you fell out of favor when your sister gave birth to Niko, a snot-nosed young pup who became the newest recruit for the JV team's mascot position. As Niko's popularity grew, the team began to neglect you. No longer did they chant your name when they held you over the basket to slam dunk the ball. No more did they make T-shirts with your adorable mug above the "Antonio's Chinese Food" logo. Then, finally, they fired you when you bit the point guard's mother. After much moping and grieving, you decided to be happy for little Niko. So, armed with your new contentment, you found it in yourself to support Niko and the JV team — not from the court, but from your new spot in the bleachers.


Awesome :p *woof*

:lol: Allamakee, Iowa. :lol:

Originally posted by Original Prankster
Me too. :D

:lol:

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
Apparently I was some sort of slut named "Lola". I hope it's not the "Kinks" Lola....

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: You don't want to be a cross-dressing man?

I was an adorable beagle. Woof woof.

(There are some who will say this explains my taste in men...)

I was a dancing lady leopard who was a hit with all the local males!:lol:

cool... this test is so cute isn't it

Originally posted by PashminaDietrich
I was an adorable beagle. Woof woof.

(There are some who will say this explains my taste in men...) :lol: I love Beagles....that is why I like you soo much;)

Originally posted by MonarC
wow all of us penguins muct have been friends hanging out together. :lol:

definately! :lol:

Originally posted by Mrs. R.N.HARRIS
I was a leopard:D

Same here.

Got a little animal in you? We thought so, because in your past life you were a talented, laid-back turtle.

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Hey, Hey, I'm a Monkey!! :lol:

in your past life you were an entertaining, witty, very small monkey

So am I.:wave:

I was a:

"...talented laid-back turtle…You're what we call an ambivert! You've got charm to spare, but sometimes you prefer to remain in the background. Your social skills allow you to be a real diplomat."

This is weird, because I'm totally OBSESSED with turtles! They're my favorite animal!!! :lol:

Later. :bye:

~ Lauren

I'm lazy...

because in your past life you were a talented, laid-back turtle.

:rolleyes: figures...

Got a little animal in you? We thought so, because in your past life you were an entertaining, witty, very small monkey

:D

I was a dancing lady leopard

Originally posted by Liza
definately! :lol:

:nod:

Got a little animal in you? We thought so, because in your past life you were an entertaining, witty, very small monkey

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
Got a little animal in you? We thought so, because in your past life you were an entertaining, witty, very small monkey

:lol: I don't even like monkeys.

:lol:
i know I don't like Monkeys either...
something about them just makes me sick.