I Love Carol Burnett!
10-19-2003, 02:42 PM
Opening Credits The Eunice Days
Scene 1
(Eunice is in the shower phone rings)
(Eunice Singing) They call her hard harded Hannahn the best from Savanna.....(Here's the phone)
Eunice: Kelly can you get that? (Phone rings again)
KELLY!!!! Oh good lord. (Gets out of shower)
Eunice: Hello..Hey Vinton..Vinton whats wrong? Oh lord Lord Lord Lord (Begans to cry)
(Yells in a screaming cring voise) Kelly! Kelly!
(Kelly comes in the door)
Kelly: Eunice whats wrong
(Eunice hangs up phone and crys and screaming)
Eunice: Its Mama...
Kelly: Whats wrong with her?
Eunice: Vint found her in the bed this morning dead.
Kelly: Ms. Harper???? (Hugs Eunice and crys with her)
(Gabe enters)
Gabe: Good morning Girls....Whats wrong?
Eunice: Its my Mama she's died.
Gabe: Oh Eunice I'm so sorry.
(Eunice screams)
(Jane enters)
Jane: Eunice I heard you scream whats wrong?
Kelly: Its her Mama shes died.
Jane: Oh goodness..
Jane: Kim..
Kim: Yes?
Jane: Eunices Mama's died
Kim: Lied about what?
Jane: Not lied you idot DIED!
Kim: Oh died. Eunice I'm sorry.
(Harve enters)
Harve: Gabe where did you go?
Gabe: Oh Harve. Eunices Mamas died.
Harve: I'm sorry.
Eunice: Seems everyone is. Well, not as sorryas I am. None of you has had your Mama die with what I have and what I know.
Kelly: Eunice what?
Eunice: Who cares shes gone and know I can never tell her.
Kelly: Tell her what?
Eunice: Oh God. (Runs out the door.)
TO BE CONTINUED:(
Scene 1
(Eunice is in the shower phone rings)
(Eunice Singing) They call her hard harded Hannahn the best from Savanna.....(Here's the phone)
Eunice: Kelly can you get that? (Phone rings again)
KELLY!!!! Oh good lord. (Gets out of shower)
Eunice: Hello..Hey Vinton..Vinton whats wrong? Oh lord Lord Lord Lord (Begans to cry)
(Yells in a screaming cring voise) Kelly! Kelly!
(Kelly comes in the door)
Kelly: Eunice whats wrong
(Eunice hangs up phone and crys and screaming)
Eunice: Its Mama...
Kelly: Whats wrong with her?
Eunice: Vint found her in the bed this morning dead.
Kelly: Ms. Harper???? (Hugs Eunice and crys with her)
(Gabe enters)
Gabe: Good morning Girls....Whats wrong?
Eunice: Its my Mama she's died.
Gabe: Oh Eunice I'm so sorry.
(Eunice screams)
(Jane enters)
Jane: Eunice I heard you scream whats wrong?
Kelly: Its her Mama shes died.
Jane: Oh goodness..
Jane: Kim..
Kim: Yes?
Jane: Eunices Mama's died
Kim: Lied about what?
Jane: Not lied you idot DIED!
Kim: Oh died. Eunice I'm sorry.
(Harve enters)
Harve: Gabe where did you go?
Gabe: Oh Harve. Eunices Mamas died.
Harve: I'm sorry.
Eunice: Seems everyone is. Well, not as sorryas I am. None of you has had your Mama die with what I have and what I know.
Kelly: Eunice what?
Eunice: Who cares shes gone and know I can never tell her.
Kelly: Tell her what?
Eunice: Oh God. (Runs out the door.)
TO BE CONTINUED:(