I was wondering what ideas you guys have for the series finale of Friends. I was thinking that Ross and Rachel would get married, and it would be a big wedding with Ross's parents, Rachel's parent's, and Rachel's sisters. Ross and Rachel also buy a house on Long island, next door to Monica and Chandler, who have recently adopted a baby boy. Phoebe ends up with David, and not Mike, because she realizes what a jerk Mike has been. Gunther, heartbroken that Rachel has married Ross and has left the city moves far away. David and Phoebe decide to by Central Perk because David's career is over, and they don't want it to change into something other than what they've know for ten years. Joey moves to L.A. to focus on his acting career. The show's last scene takes place in Central Perk, with all the Friends reflecting on their lives over the past ten years, and then Joey leaves. Once Joey, leaves we see Rachel remembering when she first walked into Central Perk on her wedding day. Then the clip ends, and we all the Friends, happy and sad at the same time. The End. :)

Well, the series finale will be episode 1018, so in 1015 Joey goes to Chicago on a week-long trip to visit his cousin. In 1016 the other 5 talk about how Joey will be back tomorrow. Monica and Chandler finally adopt after all the adoption stuff they went through. They adopt a German boy named Hans who’s 1½ years old. Ross and Rachel grow closer and closer and kiss. Phoebe and Mike plan their wedding, which is to take place in 1 week. In 1017, everyone is worried because it’s been 2 weeks and Joey is still in Chicago and hasn’t called. Phoebe and Mike get married in a lavish ceremony, and fly to Jamaica for their honeymoon the same day. Ross, Rachel, Monica, and Chandler still haven’t heard from Joey. They decide to go to Chicago and look for him. R&R (now a couple) give Emma to Ross’s mom and dad while they’re gone. M&C give Hans to them also, cuz Hans is their grandkid. The last scene shows them boarding a plane to Chicago

Then the 2-hour series finale: The One With Their Only Friend, the End.

The four friends arrive the next day and get 2 rooms at the Longshot Motel, a sleazy, skanky, run-down motel. They go out and have lunch then search for Joey. They go to his cousin’s place, but there’s nobody there and nothing in it. So they keep looking…

Phoebe and Mike arrive in Jamaica. They love it so much they decide to live there forever.

A mysterious man knocks on the Gellers’ door. Judy answers and says he looks familiar. The man doesn’t say anything, just raises up a gun with a silencer on it and shoots her. Jack comes in the room and before he can even see there’s someone there, he gets shot. The man walks up to the crib with Emma and Hans in it and shoots them each in the head. He puts a CD in the stereo and walks out, everyone else dead.

This is the end, Beautiful friend
This is the end, My only friend, the end

Carol and Susan are watching TV when they hear the doorbell. Carol gets up, answers it, and gets shot. Susan screams and runs to Ben’s room. The man follows her. She shoves Ben in a closet with her. They sit very quietly, trying not a make a sound. The man goes in the room, looks around, and fires a bunch of shots through the closet door. Susan and Ben die. The man walks out after putting a CD in the stereo once again.

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end

The Jamaicans are getting sick of Phoebe and Mike, so they sacrifice them to the gods.

In Chicago, they find Joey and his cousin being held hostage in a crack house. The leader, Head Crackhead, shoots Joey’s cousin. Monica pleads for them not to kill Joey and reveals that she’s always loved him, ever since she offered him a glass of penis, and she only married Chandler to be close to Joey forever. Chandler is shocked and coldly tells Head Crackhead to kill Joey. HC shoots, but Mon jumps in front of Joey and dies. HC lets them go. Chandler is extremely angry at Joey the rest of the day. Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler call the police and go to the beach to get their minds off Monica. Chandler attacks Joey on a boat. They both go overboard, get caught in a rip current, and die.

Ross and Rachel go back to the Longshot Motel and find someone waiting for them… the mysterious man. He turns around and they see that it’s…

Ross: “Barry who you almost…?”
Rachel: “Barry who I almost!”

...Rachel’s ex-fiancé, who never got over Rachel!

He shoots at Ross, but misses, and shoots Rachel. Ross grabs the gun from him and shoots him 3 times. He sits down and suddenly notices the music that had been playing the whole time. The phone rings and the police, who have been trying to reach him for 3 days, tell him about Phoebe, Mike, Hans, Emma, Ben, Jack, Judy, Susan, and Carol’s deaths. Ross hangs up and looks around. Everyone he knew and loved, his family, friends, kids, girlfriend, is dead. He kisses Rachel’s blood-soaked body, picks up Barry’s gun one last time, and kills himself.

This is the end, Beautiful friend
This is the end, My only friend, the end
It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die
This is the end

Is that supposed to be funny? You should be making horror movies.

It would be funny if they did it right. :p