What are some of your favorite lines or quotes?

I like this one:

Lucy: You suppose they'ed believe a cow wondered in there and fell apart?

(Hence the sig.) :D

My favorite quote from the show is the one that sums up the entire series, it goes, SINCE WE SAID I DO, THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS WE DON'T! Tom Watson has this great book of nothing but quotes from the show, it's small and every line you read makes you think of another show. I loved it.

I'm still working on what'd I say that for?:D

Some of my favorite quotes are:

Mrs. Trumbull: Why Mrs. Ricardo! Your temper's as hot as your red hair!
Lucy: Well what about her?
Ethel: Oh mine's as cold as your dark roots!

Director: Tell me Mrs. Ricardo, have you ever considered acting?
Ricky, Ethel, and Fred: HAS SHE EVER CONSIDERED ACTING?!

Lucy: What do you do when your nose itches?
Woman: (doesn't answer)
Lucy: Is that so?

I know there are more, but that's all I can think of at the moment. :wave:

Ethel: I refuse to go to the theater with anyone who thinks I'm a hippopotomous.
Ricky: Did you call her that?
Lucy: No, all I did was intimate that she was a little hippy. But on second glance she does have the biggest pottomous I've ever seen.


Cousin Earnie: They're just as alike as two peas in a pod....or two watermelons in a patch

Ricky: Do you know anything about rice?
Fred: Well I had it thrown at me on one of the darkest days of my life.

One of my favorites is from "Lucy Meets the Queen":

Ethel: You'll have to excuse us, we're Americans, we don't speak English!

I have that line in my sig at Lucy Talk. :D