I Love Carol Burnett!
10-07-2003, 07:28 PM
SCENE OPENS EUNICE, ED AND MAMA WALK IN A RESTRAUNT)
ED: EUNICE DID WE HAVE TO EAT HERE?
EUNICE: I PROMISE YOU WILL LOVE IT ONCE YOU TRY IT.
MAMA: YA SURE EUNICE WHY DID'NT WE STOP AT THE TACO QUICKIE?
EUNICE: CAUSE I DID'NT WANT NO QUICKIE.
ED: EUNICE! LOOK AT THESE PRICES! AND THE FOOD!
WHO IN THE WORLD WILL EAT THIS?
(MAMA GOES IN THE KITCHEN)
MAMA:WHAT ARE YOU LOONET TUNES DOING BACK HERE? I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO COOK.
(SHE STARTS COOKING)
EUNICE: MAMA GET OUT HERE
CHEF: SHE COOK GOOD. WOULD YOU LIKE A JOB?
MAMA: HOW MUCH WILL IT PAY?
CHEF:$5.OO PER HOUR 2 TIMES A WEEK 4 HRS PER DAY
(MAMA LOOKS AT EUNIVE AND ED)
MAMA: WHAT THE HECK ANYTHING TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH THESE UGLY ELEPHANTS
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ED: EUNICE DID WE HAVE TO EAT HERE?
EUNICE: I PROMISE YOU WILL LOVE IT ONCE YOU TRY IT.
MAMA: YA SURE EUNICE WHY DID'NT WE STOP AT THE TACO QUICKIE?
EUNICE: CAUSE I DID'NT WANT NO QUICKIE.
ED: EUNICE! LOOK AT THESE PRICES! AND THE FOOD!
WHO IN THE WORLD WILL EAT THIS?
(MAMA GOES IN THE KITCHEN)
MAMA:WHAT ARE YOU LOONET TUNES DOING BACK HERE? I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO COOK.
(SHE STARTS COOKING)
EUNICE: MAMA GET OUT HERE
CHEF: SHE COOK GOOD. WOULD YOU LIKE A JOB?
MAMA: HOW MUCH WILL IT PAY?
CHEF:$5.OO PER HOUR 2 TIMES A WEEK 4 HRS PER DAY
(MAMA LOOKS AT EUNIVE AND ED)
MAMA: WHAT THE HECK ANYTHING TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH THESE UGLY ELEPHANTS
THE END FEEL FREE TO POST YOUR COMMENTS