to everybody who was in that... I saved that thing, lol. Want me to post it here? I think it was hilarious... totally off and sliiiiightly unrealistic... ;) But good fun... up to you guys. :)

Suuuuuuuuuuuuure,wut the heck....ppl will think we're crazy....I don't know bout u...but me and Michelle r...but in a good way...we think...but we're the crazy 1s so we don't really know...anyways back 2 the point...sure if ya wanna post it,I say go 4 it.

Me CRAZY??? Oh, Yeah we are talkin about me...so I guess your right I am crazy..but yes I think you should post it. YOur right it is hilarious!!

Yes! Post the story so we can have more 2 read! And if Tara would come back and post more, I wouldn't be so wound-up!!!

~Jordan

I wasn't there. Can I be Nate? Or Benjamin? PLEEEEEEZE?

Hello. Sorry I had to leave that chat. Yeah, post it here. I would like to find out what happend. Thanks!

hey, I completely forgot about this, until Michelle reminded me... lol, so a while back a few of us.... everybody who participated please get up and wave now.... had a lot of fun while writing this lol. So below is the result of our united crazyness... is that a proper way to describe it? lol dunno. Anyways...

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<Nate> Nate is sitting at his desk and the phone rings. he listens and nods, then hangs up. he goes over and taps cd on the shoulder. "we have a problem"
<CD> CD looks up at him. "What kind of problem?"
<Nate> "there are bombs in the building"
<CD> "Yeah right... that's not funny Nate." She gives him a look
<Nate> "I'm serious... there are over 30 bombs at different places in the building, all set to go off by remote control or sensor... if we go into the wrong room we die"
<Magda> "What? What's going on?"
<CD> "Holy crap!" CD yells and jumps up. She looks at the others and nods at Nate. "Tell them"
<Raina> *Raina runs over to CD and nates desk
<Captain Kate> What's going on?
<Jinny> "Where's the fire?"
<Magda> "Tell us guys. Now."
<Nate> "there are bombs set at certain places in the building... if we go into the wrong room the bombs will go off. if we dont follow orders the bombs will go off... and if we call anyone the bombs go off"
<Captain Kate> Kate looks at nate, "What are the orders?"
<Nate> he hesistates
<Jinny> "Well, anybody got a deck of cards casues it sound like we're gonna be here for a while." Jinny smirks
<CD> "Meaning we have to pretend to follow their orders and find a way out... or?"
<Raina> "Jinny!"
<Raina> "this is serious"
<Raina> *but Raina smiles a little
<Nate> "there are cameras hidden in pipes and things like that.. if we look for them the bombs will go off..."
<Jinny> "I know,I know...jeeez."Jinny rolls her eyes. "forgive for trying to lightin the mood"
<Magda> "Oh my God. None of our families know. What if something..happend?
<CD> "Damn,... okay, poker then?" CD grins
<Captain Kate> "Strip Pocker?!"
<CD> CD gives Mag a look. "Don't worry Mag, nothing will happen."
<Jinny> "Wahooo,Cap's got a wild side!"
<CD> CD looks at him again. "Yes?"
<Raina> "Cap you gonna let Nate give orders?" Raina said sarcastically
<Captain Kate> "Well he is the one that got the call...
<Nate> nate waits for everyone to SHUT UP!
<CD> "He thinks he's the knight in shining armor and has to save us damsels in distress" CD jokes
<Nate> "do you want to know what the orders are or not?"
<Jinny> "My hero."Jinny pinches his butt
<Magda> "Come on guys. This is no time to joke around."
<Captain Kate> Mag everything will be okay we will figure out what to do. "
<Raina> "cap i'm scared"
<Captain Kate> Raina it's okay...Nate would just tell us what they want.
<CD> CD whistles with two fingers. "EVERYBODY SHUT THE **** UP NOW!"
<Jinny> Jinny shuts up
<CD> She then looks at Nate. "Spill it"
<Raina> *Raina straightens up
<Nate> Nate sighs. "thanks cd... the orders are to.... well... i have to have sex with one of you"
<Magda> *Magda keeps her mouth shut.
<Raina> "Nate knock it off!!"
<CD> "Nate! This is not funny!" She glares at him
<Raina> "You're so horny"
<Captain Kate> "Nate you can't be serious."
<Nate> "im not joking"
<Jinny> 'SOmebody has a weiiiird fetish"
<Nate> the phone on nate's desk rings and he points to it "cd, you get it"
<Raina> "Hurry CD Nate's crazy"
<CD> CD gives him a look and then aswers the phone. "Inspector DeLorenzo"
<Captain Kate> Kate looks at cd, "what are they sayin?
the guy on the other end asks why there isnt any screwing yet
<Magda> Ok. This is really starting to creep me out
<Raina> "What a sicko
<CD> CD swallows. "Uhh he wants to know why there is no one screwing yet" She repeated
<Captain Kate> 'WHAT?"
<Jinny> "So what?..The perv wants sumbody 2 go at it right here in the middl eof the division???"
<Captain Kate> "Why the hell would they want nate to have...well screw with some one?"
<CD> "Either it's a prank call or they're perverts"
<Captain Kate> I am not letting Nate do that it's not fare.
<Nate> the guy on the other line says it's no prank and a bomb in captains office goes off, blowing up her desk
<CD> "Whoa... not good"
<Jinny> "Ooooookay! pick 1 of them and get busy big boy!"
<Nate> "one of them? do you have something against me jinny?"
<Raina> *Raina sighs
<Jinny> "Nope not a thing....cept i'm married"
<CD> "Nate! Just do it dammit. Or do you want all of us to die here?"
<Nate> "ok... just checking... umm... i guess... whoever would feel least uncomfortable?"
<Raina> *Raina backed away w/ a look on her face not to pick her
<Nate> "ok... not raina"
<Jinny> Jinny follows Raina
<Captain Kate> "I'm to old"
<Raina> "This is sick you guys there must be another way"
<CD> "He just said we have 2 more minutes before the next bomb goes off"
<Nate> "no offense cap, but i agree"
<Captain Kate> "thanks"
<Nate> he looks at cd and magda "well, magda you're married..."
<Jinny> "never stoppe dher b4" Jinny mumbles
<Captain Kate> "GOd, I can't believe this is happening."
<CD> "Me neither."
<Raina> *Raina looks interested at what Jinny just said
<Captain Kate> "CD are you okay with this?"
<CD> "Wait, what? You want me to.... with HIM?"
<Nate> "we're running out of time..." he starts to unbuckle his belt "come on cd..."
<Captain Kate> I don't want you too. That's up to you. I don't want to force you into anything. WE could always go looking for the bombs."
<Nate> "we're running out of time... " he starts to unbuckle his beld "come on cd..."
<Jinny> "You heard the freak 2 minutes....get busy Blondie!"
<Captain Kate> "JINNY!""
<Jinny> 'What?!"
<Raina> *Looks more worried yet excited
<CD> CD swallows and then swoops everything off her desk. "Alright then..."
<Captain Kate> Kate turns away.
<Nate> nate gets his pants off and just has his boxers on after he takes off his shirt
<Raina> *Raina puts her head down
<Jinny> Jinny cracks up "Nice boxers."points to Spongebob
<Jinny> on Nate's butt
<Nate> "shut up..." nate goes over to cd"
<Captain Kate> "Jinny your not helping matters!"
<CD> "This is a nightmare" CD mutters and gets rid of her own pants. "Hurry up, alright?"
<Jinny> "Why does everybody keep tellin me to shut up?"
<Nate> nate nods and looks around the office "anybody have a condom?" he looks to jinny
<Captain Kate> "Everybody just turn around, and leave them be."
<Jinny> "Why does everybody always assume I have a condom handy?" takes 1 out her back pocket and hands it 2 him
<Captain Kate> "That's why."
<Nate> "for exactly that reason..."
<Jinny> "shut up."
<Raina> Raina closes her eyes tightly
<CD> "Are you about done soon? I'm getting cold!"
<Magda> Sorry Nate. I left it in my other pocket. *Gives him a weird look* Why the hell would anyone bring a condom to work?
Jinny> "Ya never know when something like this is gonn ahappen...always be prepared! didn't u read ur girl scout hand bookl?"
<Magda> I can't watch this. *Turns around*
<Captain Kate> Kate starts walking twoards the TD door hoping to see if, she can see a bomb. she does, Becides Nate, and CD, couldn't someone come over here."
<Nate> nate pulls down his boxers and looks at his limp dick "umm..."
<CD> "Somebody got some porn for Nate?"
<Jinny> "I left mine at home. "Jinny shrugs
<Nate> nate looks at cd "does anyone bring porn to work... jinny?"
<Captain Kate> "I would say in my office, but my deck is blown to peaces."
<Nate> nate stares at captain "that didnt help"
<Jinny> Jinny raises her eyebrow at Cap
<Captain Kate> "What?"
<CD> "That doesn't solve our problem. Viagra anybody?"
<Jinny> "Flash him,Grandma. "Jinny elbows Cap.
<Captain Kate> "Shut up Jinny!"
<Nate> nate looks at cd "ummm can you help?"
<Jinny> "There she goes again! stop telling me that!"
<Captain Kate> "CD, Umm......Just well...storke it or something..."
<CD> "I guess I'll have to." She walks up to him and starts to give him a blow job
<Raina> *Raina cringes
<Nate> nate moans "omg..."
<Raina> "Nate!!!" Raina yelled covering her ears
<CD> CD increases her pace on him, liking this more than she'd admit
<Nate> nate eventually cums in her mouth, and immediately appologizes
Jinny> Jinny laffs "It's okay Raina that happens sumtimes when ppl have...S-E-X
<CD> CD spits it out. "You could have warned me dammit!"
<Nate> "im sorry..."
<Raina> "Jinny! Please!"
<Jinny> Jinny gets out a deck of cards and starts playing salitaire
<CD> CD rinses her mouth with coffee
<Raina> "How're you so calm Jinny?!?"
<Jinny> "calm about what?"
<Jinny> "Calm abotu them have sex 5 feet from me? or calm about the whole bomb thing?"
<Nate> nate looks at cd "so, i have to have sex with you... can i kiss you?"
<Raina> *Raina shakes her head
<Captain Kate> Both Jinny"
<CD> "We did not have sex! Ask Clinton"
<Raina> "Guys i don't wanna push you but the clock is ticking"
<Captain Kate> "So, I guess the question would be are the people on the phone going to take that as you having sex or not?"
<CD> "Uuuh yeah, okay... kiss me."
<Jinny> "K,well I'm used 2 ppl havin sex in front of me....as far as the bomb...i'm scared pissless"
<Nate> nate takes a step toward her and kisses her passionately
<Captain Kate> "Jinny didn't need to know that."
<Jinny> "Raina asked."
<CD> CD wraps her arms around his neck and kisses him back with fire
<Jinny> "Something tells me they are enjoying this now..."
<Captain Kate> "I am starting to wonder if, these two didn't plain this."
<Nate> nate takes this opportunity to put the condom on
<Raina> "Guys maybe we should just turn around"
<CD> "What? Why?" She looks at Nate. "You wanna do me from behind?"
<Captain Kate> "I think so too Raina."
<Nate> "no... just them turning around... i want to kiss you"
<Raina> "Good" (raina turns around)
<CD> "Oh okay... again?"
<Nate> he kisses her in answer and picks her up and sets her on the desk
<CD> CD kisses him back and lays back down pulling him on top of her.
<Nate> he ****s her long and hard
<Captain Kate> Kate humming to herself grabs Jinny, and Raina, and goes off in search for the bomb she found earlyer...And they start to defuse it.
<CD> CD cries out. "OH GOD NATE!!!!! HELL YESSSSSSSSSSS"
<Nate> nate grunts
<Raina> *Raina still hearing them tries to keep calm
<CD> "NATE NATE NATE..." CD calls out and then looks at him shocked. "I think the condom burst..."
<Nate> nate stops "oh ****..."
<Captain Kate> "Jinny did ya get the pictures? We can make a lot of money off of this." J/k
<CD> "Don't you dare stop NOW, I'm so close!"
<Jinny> "Okay, I may be some what of a slut...but I man NOT a pornographer...u want pics...go take them yoursef." Hands her her digital camera "AN don't look pics 2- throught 29"
<Captain Kate> "Oh lord I think that was just another bomb waiting to happen."
<Nate> Nate continues, to give cd pleasure and eventually cums inside her
<Captain Kate> "And it just happend."
<CD> CD digs her nails into his back, leaving big scratchmarks while she cries out
<Jinny> "What are you the sex psychic?"
Nate> nate shudders and pulls out, taking off the defective condom
<CD> CD is still panting but quickly gets dressed again and sits down behind her desk as if nothing happened, treating Nate like a broken toy.
<Captain Kate> "Wouldn't you like to know, Now shut up, and cute the damn wire here before we blow to peases ourselfs."
<Nate> nate looks kinda confused and pulls his boxers and shirt on, then his pants
<Jinny> "What is that supposed to mean?"Jinny raises her eyebrow. "And thats the wrong wire."
<Captain Kate> "How do you know it's the wrong wire?
<Jinny> "A hunch,ok"
<CD> The bomb suddenly starts to shake and a little flag that says BOOM shoots out of it.
<Nate> nate sits on cd's desk "do you have any bandaids? i think my back is bleeding"
<Jinny> "Thats it?!...We had to listen to them moan and groan..and....and that s it, a fake bomb?!"
<CD> "Ohh ehhh... sorry." She gets up and looks at his back. "Ouch... that looks like it hurts."
<Nate> "it does... i hope you dont have rabies..."
<Captain Kate> "IS there more bombs?"
a bomb in an interrogating room explodes
<Jinny> "Um...yeah,I think so"
<CD> "And I hope you don't have syphillis."
<Captain Kate> ducks "Guess so."
<Nate> "dont worry..."
<Jinny> "don't worry about what?..."
<CD> "Well you slept with Lily... that's enough reason to worry."
<Captain Kate> Nate takes cd hand, "I am sorry that we had to do it likes this. I promise next time we do it, it will be more romantick. sp.
<CD> Magda hears the new explosion and hugs Kate and sobs uncontrollably. "We're all gonna die! I'll never see Ben again! Or Jonah! Or.... what's his name again? The musician guy..."
<CD> CD looks at him with raised eyebrow. "Excuse me? Next time?"
<Raina> *Raina starts shaking
<Captain Kate> "YOur husband? GABE?!"
<CD> "Oh yeah him." Magda nods.
<Jinny> Jinny rolls her eyes.
<Captain Kate> Nate: "Well you did seem to enjoy yourself as much as I did."
<Captain Kate> "Hmmm I will have to try that."
Nate: YOu mean you don't love me?"
<Raina> *Raina again looks disgusted but listens
<Captain Kate> Raina you are being very quite.
<Raina> "sorry-it's-"
<Raina> "Just"
<Raina> "cucumbers!!!"
<Raina> "That's sad
<Captain Kate> "Ask CD, she's the one that said it."
<Jinny> "Probably not when your other choice is louis"
<Raina> *Raina gives Jinny a look then pretends she didnt hear
<Jinny> "WHat was that look for?"
<Captain Kate> "Jinny weere's your husband again?"
<Jinny> "Just what is your point?"
<CD> "No of course I don't love you!" CD protests right away even though it's a lie. "Geez Nate, we ****ed, had fun, get over it, you don't have to marry me now or anything"
<Captain Kate> Well not that Louis is a catch or anything, but at least he is in town."
Magda looks at Jinny. "Wasn't that Teddy who I saw you with the other day?"
<Jinny> "You just said yourself you'd rather have cucumber"
<Raina> *Raina laughs---looks at cap then straightens up
<Captain Kate> Nate; "Well it seemed like a pretty damn good **** to me, and well...More the just ****ing."
Magda frowns. "What's all that talk about cucumbers anyways? Are you guys hungry?"
<CD> CD shrugs at Nate. "Okay, so it was nice..."
<Raina> *Raina gives Magda a look then motions for Jinny to answer
<Captain Kate> Nate: Nice that all you can say is 'NICE'"
<Jinny> "What are you lookin at me for?"
<Raina> "Explain to your partner"
<CD> "Okay, dammit, so it was the best **** of my life, satisfied?>"
Magda looks at Jinny innocently
<Nate> *Smiles* Sure am...Are you gald I picked ya?"
<CD> "No!" She glares at him.
<Jinny> "Okay ,okay....y'know what Jonah does 2 you with his...peepee?...well thaz wut CD and Cap use a cucumber for"
<Raina> *Raina shudderred
<Captain Kate> Magda there talkeing about ****ing a cucmber, And no Jinny I have used a cucmber I said it sounded interesting...
"EWWWWWWWWW. They stick cucumbers into their asses?" Mag makes a face.
<Captain Kate> "Hey wait I have never used a cucumber!!!"
<CD> CD puts her hands up. "And I was speaking rethorically!"
<Jinny> "Yeah somethin like that"
<Raina> "I'm gonna get sick"
Nate: CD you just said that I was the best **** ever, and now you say you aren't gald that I picked you what kinda bull**** is that?
<Jinny> "Somebody's in troubleeee"
<CD> "What the hell do you want from me dammit? Okay, I admit it, one of them was a lie... but trust me you don't wanna know which one."
<Captain Kate> Cd it might have been rethorical, but you were the one that brought it up in the first place, and got me thinking abot it.
<CD> "Buy yourself a vibrator Kate." CD chuckles. "Or a Nate"
<Captain Kate> Maybe I WILL !!"
<Jinny> Jinny hands her 100 "Here go get yourself a hooker"
Nate: *Huggs cd* Wanna do it again?
<CD> CD grins. "I thought you'd never ask!"
<Jinny> "Shudda known this would start a pattern.....who wants to help me defuse some bombs?"
<Captain Kate> I do I do...
<Raina> "I can hold stuff Jinny anything you need"
<Raina> "Just get me outta here"
Nate starts Kissing Cd again.
<CD> CD kisses him back.
Magda pulls Nate away from CD. "Hey, is he really that good?"
Nate: Maybe we should help them with the bombs, that way we can get out of here quicker."
<CD> CD grins. "Better"
Magda slings her arms around Nate's neck. "Forget CD. Take me."
<CD> "HEY!" CD protests
<Captain Kate> "Ya think?"
Nate: NO Magda I wiiill stick with CD. I love her, and want to spend the rest of my life with her."
<Jinny> "My best friend is a slut!"sighes,grabs Raina "Come on ,lets find away outta here,by the time this day is over everybody is gonna want a cigerrette
<Captain Kate> I would perfer a joint myself...Laughs* "Just kidding....gOd."
<CD> CD looks at Nate shocked. "Excuse me? Do I have a word in this?"
Magda sighs and then walks over to Raina. "Hey, your moms are gay, right? Is it true that women do it better?"
Nate; Of corse you do. I wouldn't have it any other way.
<Jinny> "Well actually ..."Jinny pulls a couple of joints out of her pocket"Here ya go."
<Captain Kate> "OMG Jinny puts thouse away before I fire your ass! It was a joke!"
<CD> CD grins and takes one of Jinny's joints and lights it and passes it on to Nate. "In that case... let's celebrate"
<Jinny> "Damn!...can I have just 1?...I'll share with.."
Magda looks at Raina. "Did you understand my question you crybaby?"
<Captain Kate> "Okay fine...as long as you share with everyone, and everyone has to promise not to tell anyone. "
Nate; Takes a puff....Woooooooooooooooow...This feels good."
<Jinny> "Okey dokey Smokey!. "Lights up,takes a drag,and hands it 2 her.
<Captain Kate> *sings* "I seeing stars I seeing stars."
<CD> CD chuckles and nods and they all smoke Jinny's joints until they feel like Fozzy bear on extasy
<Jinny> 'Everybody!"Jinny sings with her
<Jinny> "Tell Me,Cap...do you see that purple elephant flying around Raina's head?"
<Captain Kate> "Ohhhhh lookey me hands are flying."
<Captain Kate> "no Jinny but you look like an elephant." *Laughs* "Hahahahaha"
<Jinny> "Ow,woman watch it with them things!"Jinny rubs her eye
<CD> CD looks at Nate. "Hey are you as horny as I am?"
<Jinny> "Well you look like a.....redheaded....um...nevermind can't think of nothin"
<Captain Kate> Nate: "Yes, ves yes, very."
<CD> where is Raina anyways?
<Captain Kate> "Maybe she made a run for it, and got to scared."
<Raina> *Raina hiding behind desk
<Jinny> "Raina?...wahoooooo,Raina? Raina bobaina,be bop,bo baina...Raina?" Jinny starts playion the drums on Magda's head
<Magda looks around "Has anybody seen Raina? I wanna make out with her!"
<CD> CD looks at Kate. "Is Magda annoying somebody else?"
<Jinny> "Gawd,is Gabe really that bad in bed,hunny?"
<Captain Kate> "Does this mean your gay Magda?"
"Noooo but I'm horny and bored and Nate doesn't want me!" Magda sobs.
<Captain Kate> "doesn't Magda Annoying everybody..I am suprised she didn't scold us for somking the joints."
Nate: *Laughs* "Try a cucumber."
<CD> "I think she was too busy looking for Raina to notice."
<Jinny> "Haha! that was good!"
<Captain Kate> "Good point CD."
<CD> CD looks at them. "But she kinda got me curious... have any of you kissed a woman before?"
<Jinny> Jinny looks around the room,waiting for someone to answer first.
Nate: I have."
Raina: well duuuuuuh
<Captain Kate> I love men to much. What about you CD."
<CD> CD gives him a look. "Smartass"
<CD> CD blushes. "Uhhh"
<Jinny> "Hehehe..."Jinny pats her shoulder
Nate; "Does that mean your up for a threesum?" *He gets this huge smile on his face."
Magda looks at them shocked.
<CD> CD looks at Nate. "Uhhh okay, but not with Magda!"
Kate> Nate:"Agreed."
<Jinny> "aw,sorry Mag,I'm sure you were looking forward to that."
"NO WAY! Not with CD!" Magda made a face.
<CD> CD rolls her eyes. "So who wants to then?"
<Jinny> "i got plans...sorry"
Kate and Nate volintear JINNy. "JInny????"
Raina: "I up for anything once."
<CD> CD looks at Raina. "You're too young."
<Jinny> "Why are you volunteering me Cap?"
<Jinny> 'Why don't you?"
<Captain Kate> "Well casue as Cd said Raina too young they don't want to do Magda, and I am to old. You are the same age as them.
<Jinny> "I lied about my age."
"Who woulda thought Jinny is a bore underneath her sluttyness" Mag laughed.
<Captain Kate> I think the bomber got scared, and ran off, they never thought it would actley happen. LOL
<CD> LOL probably
<Jinny> "Bore??? I'm a bore??? Okay! Bring it on! "Jinny grabs Nate and kisses him,and then grabs CD and soes the same
<Captain Kate> Kate serches Jinny purse to see if, she can't find anymore joints...Hmmm...What this green pill do takes it.
<CD> CD kisses her back and winks at Nate. "Ya like this?"
Nate: Never been happer...well then of corse no one can make me happer then you CD.
<CD> CD smirks. "Good answer my friend"
<Captain Kate> Hey peeps found some green pills want some...there really good..
Magda rolls her eyes. "Sick! You're all sick!"
Nate: *Smiles* I thought so.
<Jinny> "Hehehe, nut we are the ones having fun.....and you'r enot."Jinny takes off her shirt, "Who's goin first?"
Nate; Magda your just jelious becasue we didn't pick you.
<Captain Kate> "Here Magda try this it will make you feel better."
Raina: What are the green pills,Jinny."
<Jinny> "Hell if I know..i just got them,coz green is my fav color." goes back to makin out with CD
<CD> CD pouts,. "I want one too!"
Magda swallows ten of em.
<Captain Kate> Here ya go starts handing them out.
CD> CD swallows one and hands one to Nate
<Jinny> "good,huh?"
<Captain Kate> "Yep very good.
<Captain Kate> *Kate starts singing again* It's getting hot in here so take off all your cloths."
Magda looks at Jin with big eyes and rolls her eyes strangely and drops to the ground
Nate:Magda just want me to do mouth to mouth with her..
<Jinny> "I don't think that was supposed 2 happen"
<CD> CD shrugs and looks at Nate. "Does that mean we have to stop now? And where the hell is the guy with
the bombs! I feel neglected!"
<Captain Kate> *Kate runs over to magda, and starts pounding on her chest* breath damn it breath.
<Jinny> phone rings
Mag opens her eyes again and barfs right at Kate
<Jinny> "lil,2 much cpr there,Capie Poo."Jinny laughs
<Captain Kate> *Kate slaps her silly* die damn it die."
<CD> "EWwwwwwwwww" CD makes a face and then answers the phone. "Hello? Felony DIvision, cops on
duty here..." She laughs hard
Bomberdude" Mwhhahahahaaaaa! this is going much better then I had ever dreamed!
Magda grins at Kate. "Oh I love you too mommy"
<Jinny> "Are you really old enuf 2 be her mommy?"
<Captain Kate> I am not her mommy! and no I am not old enough."
CD: "Oh shut up you loser!" CD hangs up again.
<Jinny> "oookaaay,just askin...sheeesh...sumbody needs 2 get laid!"
<Captain Kate> Magda you ever see mommy dearst?"
Bomberdude: Hey now,you seem to be enjoying yourself...this looks like a win win situation to me
Magda grins at Kate. "No you're not my momma... my momma has an ugly butt... but you're cute
somehow..."
<Jinny> "Yeah,in that old...badly in need of a good lay sorta way...hehehe,that rhymed."
<Captain Kate> "Oh I see Magda you can't have anyone else so now your going after me...HA! I don't think so."
<Jinny> "kinky"
Magda starts to cry like a baby
<CD> CD winks at Nate.
<Jinny> 'Jeeeez,ya didn't hafta make her cry."
Nate kisses her* God I love you."
<CD> Magda sobs even more "Everybody hates me! I'm ugly and dumb!"
<CD> CD kisses him back and then looks at Mag. "Well she has a point there..."
<Jinny> "No you're not ugly."Jinny hugs her. "slightly dumb,but not ugly...and nobody hates you...completely"
<Captain Kate> "Well It's all the green pills fault..I don't know why, and I am sure this is all Jinny's fault the
bombers, and everything else she probably plained it herself.
<CD> Now CD starts to cry as well
<Jinny> "Well,actually i recorded that last call from him....see I'm smarter then youuuuu!...and well the voice
sounded familiar."
"I didn't do it! I swear!" Magda sobbed.
<Captain Kate> *Kate gets an Idea* Wait!! I got an idea even if, it is jinny's fault we can blame it on Magda the
bombers get off scott free, and magda goes to jail, and we all live hapily ever after the end!
<Jinny> 'Kinda mean to Magda...works for me"
<CD> "Really, she'll keep her hands off MY Nate then too" CD grins
<Jinny> "I'll fill in 4 ya...as far as Gabe...and Jonah are concerned. "Jinny winks
Nate Good idea as long as I still get my threesum."
<CD> CD shrugs. "Okay with me"
<Jinny> "Yes,Nate you'll get your 3sum as promised....there's plenty of me to go around"
<Captain Kate> *Kate puts her arm around magda* I promise we will take care of ben for you."
Magda nods. "Okay, I'll sell him for 5000 bucks"
<Jinny> "None of us can afford that!"
Nate; She won't have to worrie about giving you 5000 if, you are in Jail."
<Jinny> "true...okay,I'll take him."
<CD> CD nodded. "True" She handcuffs Magda
<Jinny> "Bye bye Magdadoodle"
<Captain Kate> *Instead of singing HIt the rode Jack Kate sings* Hit the road Magda, and don'tsha come back
not more no more no more.
"I' can finally start a new life!" Magda grins as she's led away
<Jinny> "Y'know ur a pretty god singer...why didn't ya become famous,instead of comin here,and makin me
miserable?"
<Captain Kate> becasue I like making you miserable better...more fun."
<Jinny> Jinny sticks her tongue out at her
<CD> CD looks at Nate. "I'm bored"
Nate; Let's go home...Can Jinny join?"
<Captain Kate> Kate walks into her office...Looks around..."Hey look there a cucumber!!!"
<Jinny> Jinny sighs ":The people...i mean things I do to make all of you happy.."
<Jinny> "Looks,like Lousi found some competition"
<CD> CD grins. "Depends if she wants to..."
<Jinny> "mmhmm"

Okay, I've definitely come to this conclusion-- that was the FUNNIEST thing I've EVER read!! OMG, I was rolling on the ground laughing so hard!!! Man, I hope you guys get together and do something again!!! lol, u guys rock!!:D

LMAO united Crazyness works for me and :wave: I had a hand in this, and it was a lot of fun!

:wave: :wave: I was Jinny! I was Jinny!:D :wave: :wave: