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TVFactFan
10-01-2003, 10:50 PM
TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1- Do they have any other comic material?LOL

Mr. Stefani
10-01-2003, 10:52 PM
because it makes people laugh

fr00ti
10-01-2003, 10:54 PM
Sex sells.

Georgia's on my Mind
10-01-2003, 10:54 PM
because they're perverted whores.

TVFactFan
10-01-2003, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1- Do they have any other comic material?LOL


Well a male comedian just left the stage and made everyone laugh withut talking about sex.

Hollow
10-02-2003, 01:55 AM
most comedians on comedy central talk about sex. stand-up comedy isnt funny to me though, i think its boring.

webuster
10-02-2003, 12:32 PM
Most do, but not all, but when women joke about sex they're ALWAYS making fun of men- what woman in her right mind would give up the chance to make fun of men in front of an audience??

isiahthomas
10-02-2003, 12:52 PM
Solomon all female comedians don't always talk about sex. I told u u need to watch The Queens Of Comedy standup tape. Mo'nique, Sommore, Laura, Adele Givens had me rollin. It wasn't better than The Kings Of Comedy standup but it was good. BET's Comicview has some good black female comedians. I don't like white female comedians cause they're corny. I can't relate to their type of comedy. There's gonna be a dvd coming October 7th with DL Hughley, Bruce Bruce, Earthquake, Sommore, J Anthony Brown, Ricky Smiley. It's a standup movie. I gotta get that when it comes out cause i haven't seen it. Bruce Bruce, Earthquake, J Anthony Brown, Ricky Smiley are hilarious. Standup movies are funny. Martin Lawrence's You So Crazy standup was very good. His RunTelDat standup was ok, certain parts were funny. Chris Rock's standup tapes i've seen are funny & Jamie Foxx's standup tape i've seen is very funny. Eddie Murphy's RAW standup movie was kinda funny. Eddie's Delirious standup was funny. Eddie was the man back in the 80's. He's gotten corny now. I wanna see some old Richard Pryor, Redd Foxx, Robin Harris standups. I've heard some of Robin Harris's standup on cassette tape.

Krystal Lake
10-02-2003, 01:50 PM
Of course they have other material.

Like, how men are pigs. And ... the joys of menstruation. And....



..yeah, that's about it. I'm not much of a fan of the typical "comedienne."

DianeChambers87
10-02-2003, 04:33 PM
That's not true,

At least not for the good Female Comedians like: Paula Poundstone, Rita Rudner, Kathleen Madigan, Ellen Degeneres....etc.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-02-2003, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by DianeChambers87
That's not true,

At least not for the good Female Comedians like: Paula Poundstone, Rita Rudner, Kathleen Madigan, Ellen Degeneres....etc.

I know I agree. I was watching Ellen Degeneres doing stand up once, and it was hilarious. She was talking about things that were true and people could actually relate to. Nothing about sex.

Czas na Zywiec
10-02-2003, 04:52 PM
Or maybe you just watch the commedians who only talk about sex, since it is your favorite topic.

HuntingtonM15
10-02-2003, 04:57 PM
Ellen is just naturally funny about anything.

David
10-02-2003, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by ~°Sarah°~
most comedians on comedy central talk about sex. stand-up comedy isnt funny to me though, i think its boring. i dont like it either. i just like wanda sykes

Kay Scarpetta
10-02-2003, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
because they're perverted whores.

Glad you put so much faith into the female race.

fr00ti
10-02-2003, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by HuntingtonM15
Ellen is just naturally funny about anything.

Damn right! Ellen kicks ass :rock:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-02-2003, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by .:mads:.
Damn right! Ellen kicks ass :rock:

:nod: :woohoo:

HuntingtonM15
10-02-2003, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by .:mads:.
Damn right! Ellen kicks ass :rock:

Yes she does!

mommie dearest
10-02-2003, 11:43 PM
aw i love ellen

Hollow
10-03-2003, 12:47 AM
Originally posted by mommie dearest
aw i love ellen
go away josh

Kristina
10-03-2003, 03:18 AM
Originally posted by mommie dearest
aw i love ellen

omg, you're a damn loser.

animalcrackers
10-03-2003, 08:35 AM
Ellen is about the only female comedian that makes me laugh. The others are so-so. But I think both male and female comedians talk about sex alot. It gets rather boring. The 'clean' comedians, I think, are hilarious.

webuster
10-03-2003, 02:45 PM
Damn right! Ellen kicks ass

I hear yah! Ellen should train the rest of the female comedians not to talk about their ovaries. Maybe it helps that she's lesbian, I dunno- but Ellen is the best comedian out there!
Her show should never have been cancelled- too many narrow-minded people stopped watching just because she came out, I watched her show anyway- hilarious.

There's a show on in the UK called The Comedy Store (the comedy store used to be infamous for being the starting point for successful comedians- back when it was just a comedy club and not a tv show- on the show you'd think it's open mike night- you never hear of them again) and some comedians are hilarious- but I noticed it's actually male comedians talking alot about sex now. Women just make fun of men, and cars, and pregnancy.

MelissaM
10-04-2003, 01:18 AM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1- Do they have any other comic material?LOL

Because sex is a wonderful thing and it can be humorus.

Czas na Zywiec
10-04-2003, 01:22 AM
Originally posted by MelissaM
Because sex is a wonderful thing and it can be humorus.

Jesus Christ.

Czas na Zywiec
10-04-2003, 01:28 AM
But to answer your question SOLOMON, sex is funny. Rent 'Old School' or 'Van Wilder' this weekend. I guarantee you, you'll laugh...a lot.

HuntingtonM15
10-04-2003, 01:38 AM
Originally posted by Original Prankster
But to answer your question SOLOMON, sex is funny. Rent 'Old School' or 'Van Wilder' this weekend. I guarantee you, you'll laugh...a lot.

I didn't think Van Wilder was all that great.

Hollow
10-04-2003, 02:34 AM
Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
because they're perverted whores.
telling sex jokes doesnt make you a whore.

MelissaM
10-04-2003, 02:35 AM
Originally posted by ~°Sarah°~
telling sex jokes doesnt make you a whore.

you are so right...i'm very open about sex but i dont think id consider myself a whore.

TVFactFan
10-04-2003, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by MelissaM
Because sex is a wonderful thing and it can be humorus.


But there has to be something else that can be talked about besides sex. Men are able to discuss other topics why can't women?

Czas na Zywiec
10-04-2003, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by HuntingtonM15
I didn't think Van Wilder was all that great.

Well, it might be too rauncy for a girl. But if you're a guy and in college, you'll love it. And since our friend SOLOMON has been through the whole college thing, he'd probaby enjoy it. I know I did.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-04-2003, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
But there has to be something else that can be talked about besides sex. Men are able to discuss other topics why can't women?

Actually, I think men talk just as much about it as women do...if not, more.

Czas na Zywiec
10-04-2003, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by *A TV People*
Actually, I think men talk just as much about it as women do...if not, more.

There's no point in dealing with SOLOMON. It's apparent that he hates the female race (Aside from sex), so I think there's no point in trying to reason with him.

HuntingtonM15
10-04-2003, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by Original Prankster
Well, it might be too rauncy for a girl. But if you're a guy and in college, you'll love it. And since our friend SOLOMON has been through the whole college thing, he'd probaby enjoy it. I know I did.

I'm a guy and I didn't think it was too raunchy, I just didn't find it to be particularly hilarious. I like the American Pie movies better.

TVFactFan
10-04-2003, 11:50 AM
Originally posted by Original Prankster
There's no point in dealing with SOLOMON. It's apparent that he hates the female race (Aside from sex), so I think there's no point in trying to reason with him.


Sex talk on stage is more acceptABLE FROM A MAN. I don't know why. I just think if I'm looking at a pretty women on stage, she shouldn't have such a NASTY mouth. It takes away from her physical beauty

Czas na Zywiec
10-04-2003, 12:04 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Sex talk on stage is more acceptABLE FROM A MAN.

Ooh, looks like we have a sexist. Well then, I'll just let the women carry on from here. They'll know what to do. ;)

Ewan's My Man
10-04-2003, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Sex talk on stage is more acceptABLE FROM A MAN. I don't know why. I just think if I'm looking at a pretty women on stage, she shouldn't have such a NASTY mouth. It takes away from her physical beauty

:rolleyes:

Ok...I've tolerated what you've said about women up till now. I've listened to it...I've fought back occasionally...but I got over it. But THAT ****** pissed me off!


I can't even BEGIN to even say NEthing in response b/c that makes me so mad! You just...ahhhhh...I'll be back when I calm down.

TVFactFan
10-04-2003, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by Ewan's My Man
:rolleyes:

Ok...I've tolerated what you've said about women up till now. I've listened to it...I've fought back occasionally...but I got over it. But THAT ****** pissed me off!


I can't even BEGIN to even say NEthing in response b/c that makes me so mad! You just...ahhhhh...I'll be back when I calm down.


Nothing to get hyped about. I just think a women should carry herself like a lady. A Lady shouldn't have VULGAR lauguage. I guess it's just another one of those double standards.

Ewan's My Man
10-04-2003, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Nothing to get hyped about. I just think a women should carry herself like a lady. A Lady shouldn't have VULGAR lauguage. I guess it's just another one of those double standards.

If a woman should carry herself like a lady then a man should carry himself as a gentleman! We shouldn't HAVE to be considered all dainty and innocent and not be able to cuss someone out b/c we're a chick. And women have sex too (duh) therefore we have every right to make a frikin sex joke if we want!

HuntingtonM15
10-04-2003, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
It takes away from her physical beauty

Well, she's not up on stage to model! She's there to tell jokes and to make people laugh! Jokes about sex can be very funny and people like them!

ABlairican Pie
10-04-2003, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
because they're perverted whores.

I haven't read throught the entire thread yet, so I don't know others' responses, but don't you think this is getting rather IMMATURE to slag things you don't understand?? Yep, St. Augustine is smiling from his grave...:rolleyes: All that Catholic guilt is working its bad juju on you.

The reason why women comics make jokes about sex is that in humor , you need CONFLICT. And sex and relationships provides a lot of conflict. Humor is a way of dealing with conflict.

TVFactFan
10-04-2003, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by Ewan's My Man
If a woman should carry herself like a lady then a man should carry himself as a gentleman! We shouldn't HAVE to be considered all dainty and innocent and not be able to cuss someone out b/c we're a chick. And women have sex too (duh) therefore we have every right to make a frikin sex joke if we want!


I'm sorry it just doesn't look right right for a woman who is attractive to talk about sex. Don't attack me, but i can handle a (unattractive) women talking about sex before a attractive women.

Ewan's My Man
10-04-2003, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
I'm sorry it just doesn't look right right for a woman who is attractive to talk about sex. Don't attack me, but i can handle a (unattractive) women talking about sex before a attractive women.

That's stupid...attractive women can be hysterical...as can "unattractive women" (beauty is in the eye of the beholder)

They have every right to talk about sex. I mean, I consider myself attractive and I've made a name for myself within some of my girl and guy friends as the lil perverted sex-joke girl. They all love me for that. I think that's just so discrimenating(sp?) that only UNATTRACTIVE women should be able to make sex jokes...I mean...that's just downright shallow. May I suggest watching the movie Shallow Hal *ahem*?

TVFactFan
10-04-2003, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by Ewan's My Man
That's stupid...attractive women can be hysterical...as can "unattractive women" (beauty is in the eye of the beholder)

They have every right to talk about sex. I mean, I consider myself attractive and I've made a name for myself within some of my girl and guy friends as the lil perverted sex-joke girl. They all love me for that. I think that's just so discrimenating(sp?) that only UNATTRACTIVE women should be able to make sex jokes...I mean...that's just downright shallow. May I suggest watching the movie Shallow Hal *ahem*?


Well I guess when an UNATTRACTIVE talks VULGAR on stage it's ok because it's no physical beauty. It's not taking away from nothing. But if you have this female with a beautiful face and talks so Vulgar, she wouldn't be as attractive as she was before she started talking. But a unattractive women was not a Looker from the start so whatever she said Vulgar is ok.LOL

¤Graced¤
10-04-2003, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Well I guess when an UNATTRACTIVE talks VULGAR on stage it's ok because it's no physical beauty. It's not taking away from nothing. But if you have this female with a beautiful face and talks so Vulgar, she wouldn't be as attractive as she was before she started talking. But a unattractive women was not a Looker from the start so whatever she said Vulgar is ok.LOL

That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. :rolleyes: Just what we need, another double standard.

TVFactFan
10-04-2003, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by ¤Madame Grace¤
That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. :rolleyes: Just what we need, another double standard.


Yep, that's what it is

¤Graced¤
10-04-2003, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Yep, that's what it is

No I meant that it was a double standard that pretty women couldn't talk say vulgar things about sex and that unattractive women could. Basically the lame double standard which YOU proclaimed.

I'm all for people having different opinions, but whenever someone disagrees with you, you basically tell us that our opinions are wrong and beat us down with 'proof' that you have.

Georgia's on my Mind
10-04-2003, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by Captain ABlairica
I haven't read throught the entire thread yet, so I don't know others' responses, but don't you think this is getting rather IMMATURE to slag things you don't understand?? Yep, St. Augustine is smiling from his grave...:rolleyes: All that Catholic guilt is working its bad juju on you.

The reason why women comics make jokes about sex is that in humor , you need CONFLICT. And sex and relationships provides a lot of conflict. Humor is a way of dealing with conflict.
actually, i was being sarcastic.

Hollow
10-04-2003, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Sex talk on stage is more acceptABLE FROM A MAN.
sexist ass

TVFactFan
10-04-2003, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by ~°Sarah°~
sexist ass


Look if my wife was a comedian, i would not want her speaking in a Vulgar type of way. She could mention sex but not get really into how yu suppose to have it and all that nasty mess. NOT LADY LIKE!!!!!

HuntingtonM15
10-04-2003, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Look if my wife was a comedian, i would not want her speaking in a Vulgar type of way. She could mention sex but not get really into how yu suppose to have it and all that nasty mess. NOT LADY LIKE!!!!!

Well, maybe if she was at some gala, she wouldn't go talking about sex. But she would be on stage, trying to get people to laugh! She's not trying to act like a friggen queen!

TVFactFan
10-04-2003, 05:32 PM
Originally posted by HuntingtonM15
Well, maybe if she was at some gala, she wouldn't go talking about sex. But she would be on stage, trying to get people to laugh! She's not trying to act like a friggen queen!


NASTY SEX TALK IS A NO-NO for women. And men- I think-LOL

Brian Damage
10-04-2003, 05:36 PM
I really don't find female Comedians funny. That's just my opinion.

Ewan's My Man
10-04-2003, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Look if my wife was a comedian, i would not want her speaking in a Vulgar type of way. She could mention sex but not get really into how yu suppose to have it and all that nasty mess. NOT LADY LIKE!!!!!

Man it would suck to be your wife. And ya know...it's SOOOO STUPID with all that ladylike crap. We've been ladylike long enough...I don't see men being all gentlemenlike all the damn time (with the exception of a few). And the way people TALK shouldn't take away from their PHYSICAL beauty. It might take away from their OVERALL beauty but PHYSICAL beauty, she's still looks the same. And personally I'd get sick and tired of hearing sex jokes from men's views all the time. Women have every right to make sex jokes...cuss...etc. etc. FREEDOM OF SPEECH DUDE! READ THE DAMN CONSTITUTION! Double standards are so stupid. Every single person should be EQUAL. If NEthing women should be higher up b/c not only do they haveta put up with this crap...but they have kids...ONCE AGAIN GOING BACK TO THE SEX TOPIC. However, I'm not one to think that people are more "special" than others...I think everyone's equal. But obviously trying to convince you of NEthing is a waste of time.

Why do you SAY these things NEwayz? I mean, you know what the response is gonna be, why can't you just keep some of your opinions to yourself instead of beating others over the head with them. I'm personally tired of all this sexist crap from you...I'm sick of hearing it. I know other's are too. HELL, some of the GUYZ are too. I mean, you needta be considerate of the other people on this board. I mean, you're getting all this crap from me who is a 14 year old chick who can't stand when people on...the Cosby Show go off on their lil feminism rampages...just think about how some of these other people feel. So, if you wanna be a SEXIST...FINE...SO BE IT...I know I can't change you're opinion of women...but this is like the millionth time I've gotten pissed off b/c of you're narrowmindedness.

Oh, and btw, this whole "attractive women should be lady-like...not be vulgar thing" is very hypocritical. Ahem...weren't you the one getting ALLLLLLLLL worked up b/c the girls on the Miller Lite commercial or whatever it was got taken off? Now, according to MY book...the two girls fighting and all that stuff is FAAAAAAAR from "ladylike"

HuntingtonM15
10-04-2003, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by Ewan's My Man
Man it would suck to be your wife. And ya know...it's SOOOO STUPID with all that ladylike crap. We've been ladylike long enough...I don't see men being all gentlemenlike all the damn time (with the exception of a few). And the way people TALK shouldn't take away from their PHYSICAL beauty. It might take away from their OVERALL beauty but PHYSICAL beauty, she's still looks the same. And personally I'd get sick and tired of hearing sex jokes from men's views all the time. Women have every right to make sex jokes...cuss...etc. etc. FREEDOM OF SPEECH DUDE! READ THE DAMN CONSTITUTION! Double standards are so stupid. Every single person should be EQUAL. If NEthing women should be higher up b/c not only do they haveta put up with this crap...but they have kids...ONCE AGAIN GOING BACK TO THE SEX TOPIC. However, I'm not one to think that people are more "special" than others...I think everyone's equal. But obviously trying to convince you of NEthing is a waste of time.

Why do you SAY these things NEwayz? I mean, you know what the response is gonna be, why can't you just keep some of your opinions to yourself instead of beating others over the head with them. I'm personally tired of all this sexist crap from you...I'm sick of hearing it. I know other's are too. HELL, some of the GUYZ are too. I mean, you needta be considerate of the other people on this board. I mean, you're getting all this crap from me who is a 14 year old chick who can't stand when people on...the Cosby Show go off on their lil feminism rampages...just think about how some of these other people feel. So, if you wanna be a SEXIST...FINE...SO BE IT...I know I can't change you're opinion of women...but this is like the millionth time I've gotten pissed off b/c of you're narrowmindedness.

Oh, and btw, this whole "attractive women should be lady-like...not be vulgar thing" is very hypocritical. Ahem...weren't you the one getting ALLLLLLLLL worked up b/c the girls on the Miller Lite commercial or whatever it was got taken off? Now, according to MY book...the two girls fighting and all that stuff is FAAAAAAAR from "ladylike"


Good post!!

°Bubbly Blonde°
10-04-2003, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Nothing to get hyped about. I just think a women should carry herself like a lady. A Lady shouldn't have VULGAR lauguage. I guess it's just another one of those double standards. OH and what IS carrying yourself like a lady!? I as a female am not afraid to say what I want about sex and if that makes guys uncomfortable then **** em cuz they're being ignorant just like you....I dont understand WHERE the idea comes from that women can't be sexual like a man can, and it pisses me off so much. Why cant a woman be sexual and intelligent at the same time without being called a bitch or slut, huh? maybe u can answer that for me.

ABlairican Pie
10-04-2003, 06:10 PM
Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
actually, i was being sarcastic.

Oh.

:bonk: :doh: :yeahthat :lol:

ABlairican Pie
10-04-2003, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Look if my wife was a comedian, i would not want her speaking in a Vulgar type of way. She could mention sex but not get really into how yu suppose to have it and all that nasty mess. NOT LADY LIKE!!!!!

Talk Dirty to Me
by Poison
from the album "Look What the Cat Dragged In":cat:


You know I never
I never seen you look so good
You never act the way you should
But I like it
And I know you like it too
The way that I want you
I gotta have you
Oh yes, I do

You know I never
I never ever stay out late
You know that I can hardly wait
Just to see you
And I know you cannot wait
Wait to see me too
I gotta touch you

Chorus:
Cause baby we’ll be
At the drive-in
In the old man’s ford
Behind the bushes
Till I’m screamin’ for more
Down the basement
Lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me

You know I call you
I call you on the telephone
I’m only hoping that you’re home
So I can hear you
When you say those words to me
And whisper so softly
I gotta hear you

Chorus

C.c. pick up that guitar and talk to me

Solo, chorus out
:rock: :guitar:

TVFactFan
10-04-2003, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
OH and what IS carrying yourself like a lady!? I as a female am not afraid to say what I want about sex and if that makes guys uncomfortable then **** em cuz they're being ignorant just like you....I dont understand WHERE the idea comes from that women can't be sexual like a man can, and it pisses me off so much. Why cant a woman be sexual and intelligent at the same time without being called a bitch or slut, huh? maybe u can answer that for me.

You sound Ghetto to me

HuntingtonM15
10-04-2003, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
You sound Ghetto to me

Ok, nothing about that sounded ghetto. Also, nice way to avoid what she said.

ABlairican Pie
10-04-2003, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
You sound Ghetto to me

Courtney is NOT "ghetto".:mad: :rolleyes:

Ewan's My Man
10-04-2003, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
You sound Ghetto to me

so now you have a problem with "ghetto" ppl too?!?!?!

TVFactFan
10-04-2003, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by Ewan's My Man
so now you have a problem with "ghetto" ppl too?!?!?!


Only Ghetto women

HuntingtonM15
10-04-2003, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Only Ghetto women

No wonder you don't have a woman.

°Bubbly Blonde°
10-04-2003, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
You sound Ghetto to me :rotflmao: Im ghetto!
I actually laughed out loud when I read that. what about that sounded ghetto? and what is sounding ghetto anyway? I guesss you chose to avoid the questions with lame and stupid comments like 'you sound ghetto'????

TVFactFan
10-04-2003, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
:rotflmao: Im ghetto!
I actually laughed out loud when I read that. what about that sounded ghetto? and what is sounding ghetto anyway? I guesss you chose to avoid the questions with lame and stupid comments like 'you sound ghetto'????

You gave off a UNSOPHISTICATED VIBE

°Bubbly Blonde°
10-04-2003, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
You gave off a UNSOPHISTICATED VIBE yea well why dont u forget the 'vibes' and answer the question I asked.

ABlairican Pie
10-04-2003, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
:rotflmao: Im ghetto!
I actually laughed out loud when I read that. what about that sounded ghetto? and what is sounding ghetto anyway? I guesss you chose to avoid the questions with lame and stupid comments like 'you sound ghetto'????

Okay, so you're ghetto!!:lol: I was thinking that when SA said that, he was making a generalization about the way you talked, as if it were disrespectful. I think he as the problem with people saying "u" for you and "cuz" for because. But for as long as I've talked to you, everything you said wasn't just all steeped in "urban" euphemisms and hip lingo.:talk:

TVFactFan
10-04-2003, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by Captain ABlairica
Okay, so you're ghetto!!:lol: I was thinking that when SA said that, he was making a generalization about the way you talked, as if it were disrespectful. I think he as the problem with people saying "u" for you and "cuz" for because. But for as long as I've talked to you, everything you said wasn't just all steeped in "urban" euphemisms and hip lingo.:talk:


Yeah i don't like hip-hop talk.

ABlairican Pie
10-04-2003, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
yea well why dont u forget the 'vibes' and answer the question I asked.

Courtney gives me a sophisticated vibe.

:cool:

offtopic: But back to the question at hand.

°Bubbly Blonde°
10-04-2003, 07:03 PM
hehe it reminds me of that one xtina song....'when a female fires back, suddenly the target dont know how to act'.....so true. :)

and nothing about what I said in that post earlier was hip-hopish...you're a male chauvanist, and there's nothing cute about it at all, no wonder u dont have a woman, and u probably never will the way you act...and sadly the only woman that you'll probably ever have and accept is one that will let you walk all over them and take orders from you like a dog...

ABlairican Pie
10-04-2003, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
hehe it reminds me of that one xtina song....'when a female fires back, suddenly the target dont know how to act'.....so true. :)

and nothing about what I said in that post earlier was hip-hopish...you're a male chauvanist, and there's nothing cute about it at all, no wonder u dont have a woman, and u probably never will the way you act...and sadly the only woman that you'll probably ever have and accept is one that will let you walk all over them and take orders from you like a dog...

Did you show me the video to that Xtina song? :cool: Sounds familiar...

°Bubbly Blonde°
10-04-2003, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by Captain ABlairica
Did you show me the video to that Xtina song? :cool: Sounds familiar... lol i dont know...

Ewan's My Man
10-04-2003, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Only Ghetto women

Oh for the love of god. You're the beiggest sexist I've ever met...you make me sick.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-04-2003, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Nothing to get hyped about. I just think a women should carry herself like a lady. A Lady shouldn't have VULGAR lauguage. I guess it's just another one of those double standards.

Who the hell ever came up with the idea that women are supposed to act like that?!?! Why can men? What the hell does "carry herself like a lady" mean? That we have to sit there and act all pretty pretty gorgeous gorgeous for you men? Sorry, not getting any of that out of me. I'll say bad things just as much as any guy and I don't think it matters. Why can't guys be the one with perfect mouths? Because they don't have boobs? No offense...but get a life. :rolleyes:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-04-2003, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by HuntingtonM15
Ok, nothing about that sounded ghetto. Also, nice way to avoid what she said.

Exactly. He just knew what she said was true, and he didn't know what to answer back.

Czas na Zywiec
10-04-2003, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
You gave off a UNSOPHISTICATED VIBE

Remember how if a boy liked a girl in grade school, they'd treat her like crap and push her around and call her names? I think our little SOLOMON has the hots for a certain "ghetto" poster.

- sings - Love is in the air...

°Bubbly Blonde°
10-04-2003, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by Original Prankster
Remember how if a boy liked a girl in grade school, they'd treat her like crap and push her around and call her names? I think our little SOLOMON has the hots for a certain "ghetto" poster.

- sings - Love is in the air... O_o!!!

Hollow
10-05-2003, 02:05 AM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Only Ghetto women
ok after reading your posts about attractive woen being vulgar i understood you but after reading this, youre a real sexist. what makes ghetto women different from ghetto men?

Ewan's My Man
10-05-2003, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by ~°Sarah°~
ok after reading your posts about attractive woen being vulgar i understood you but after reading this, youre a real sexist. what makes ghetto women different from ghetto men?

I'm sure his reasoning is somewhere along the lines, "It takes away from their physical beauty, I woulnd't care if an unattractive woman was ghetto, but if an attractive woman was ghetto, it would affect the way she looks physically"

:rolleyes:

Gag me.

TVFactFan
10-05-2003, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by Ewan's My Man
I'm sure his reasoning is somewhere along the lines, "It takes away from their physical beauty, I woulnd't care if an unattractive woman was ghetto, but if an attractive woman was ghetto, it would affect the way she looks physically"

:rolleyes:

Gag me.


Yes a pretty women who is not intelligent will make her less attractive. Why wouldn't it?

Ewan's My Man
10-05-2003, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Yes a pretty women who is not intelligent will make her less attractive. Why wouldn't it?

Saying that a "ghetto" woman is not intelligent is such a stereotype.

You really make me sick ya know...saying that a pretty woman hasta be perfect while you don't give a crap what unattractive women. Watch, you'll go out and marry you're "pretty, refined woman" and she'll be a complete bitch, and you'll be miserable. When maybe you would have been so much happier with some "unattractive woman". Things aren't always what they seem.

TVFactFan
10-05-2003, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by Ewan's My Man
Saying that a "ghetto" woman is not intelligent is such a stereotype.

You really make me sick ya know...saying that a pretty woman hasta be perfect while you don't give a crap what unattractive women. Watch, you'll go out and marry you're "pretty, refined woman" and she'll be a complete bitch, and you'll be miserable. When maybe you would have been so much happier with some "unattractive woman". Things aren't always what they seem.

How is a Ghetto Woman intelligent?

Georgia's on my Mind
10-05-2003, 04:07 PM
ignore me.

Ewan's My Man
10-05-2003, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
How is a Ghetto Woman intelligent?


Why couldn't they be intelligent? B/C of the way they TALK? Dress? The way they talk or dress doesn't have NE effect on their intelligence level. Story Time! My government teacher is one of those ppl who you can completely goof off with and I goof off all the time and I ask some really weird questions and I'm louder then I am in other classes. So, ya know, I could tell he thought I was, kinda a ditz and would be getting C's in the class...you could just tell whenever he talked to me. All b/c of the way I talked. Well lookie there...who's class rank 1 in an honors class that is supposed to be the hardest class for freshmen to take? Moi. Now he let's me ask all the questions I want. Moral of this story, is just b/c a person TALKS a certain way doesn't mean their lacking intelligence. So, I gotta ask, what defines a "ghetto" person to you? And also, are you saying that only ghetto men are intelligent?

Dean Winchester
10-05-2003, 05:20 PM
I have 3 favorite "comediennes". Ellen's the only one of them who I think is non-sexual in her humor. Margaret Cho is vulgar, and she's brass, but you know, she is hysterical. Roseanne has had some raunchy stand up too.

If it's okay for male comedians to be filthy and talk trash and sex and all the sort, so can females. Margaret kicks butt.

Moonlight Lady
10-05-2003, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Well I guess when an UNATTRACTIVE talks VULGAR on stage it's ok because it's no physical beauty. It's not taking away from nothing. But if you have this female with a beautiful face and talks so Vulgar, she wouldn't be as attractive as she was before she started talking. But a unattractive women was not a Looker from the start so whatever she said Vulgar is ok.LOL

Why don't you take your male chauvinist crap and get lost!
I don't remember anyone asking for your opinion in the first place!

TVFactFan
10-05-2003, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by Katie Tripper
Why don't you take your male chauvinist crap and get lost!
I don't remember anyone asking for your opinion in the first place!



I see u changed your name-LOL

Czas na Zywiec
10-06-2003, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
I see u changed your name-LOL

I see you have the attention span of a 3 year old kid on ritalin.

Ewan's My Man
10-06-2003, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by Original Prankster
I see you have the attention span of a 3 year old kid on ritalin.

:rotflmao: ooooooo lordy...that made me laugh...chris, you made my day

Hollow
10-06-2003, 01:57 AM
Originally posted by Original Prankster
I see you have the attention span of a 3 year old kid on ritalin.
:lol:

Moonlight Lady
10-06-2003, 08:46 AM
Originally posted by Original Prankster
I see you have the attention span of a 3 year old kid on ritalin.

:lol:

*PinkLady*
10-06-2003, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by Original Prankster
I see you have the attention span of a 3 year old kid on ritalin.

:rofl: