I'm rather partial to these:

Mr. Turner (to Cory and Shawn): I'm sorry, I was teaching while you were talking.

Eric: My grades aren't good enough to get me into college?
Mr. Feeny: Your grades, my friend, aren't good enough to get you a Slurpee.

Topanga: You know what I noticed when you were talking to the class?
Eric: What?
Topanga: Your aura was glowing.
Eric: My aura is too old for you to be looking at.

Cory: How did the astrologer cross the road?
Topanga: How?
Cory: In his Taurus!

Cory (to Feeny): We read this book all the way to the beginning.

I have quite a few but i liked the New years eve ep when they got stuck in the subway and Eric goes "Cory broke the Train"

Eric:When a crime breaks out, all the cute girls shout,
get the good looking guy! When there's a crime out there,
he's gonna comb his hair, cause he's the good looking
guy! :)

I love this one:

Cory: There was a fortune teller at the yogurt parlor.
Shawn: You tortured a fellow named Yogi Tyler?
Cory: . . .Yeah.
:rotflmao:

Gosh I love them all but these are my all time faves:

Alan (to Jack, about Grandpa Charlie): . . .and then he went upstairs to take a nap, and died in his sleep!
Eric: Daddy I miss Grandpa Charlie!
(OK it was more the delivery on Eric's line than the line itself, but still good.)

Shawn: Teacher's pet
Minkus: Future plumber
Shawn: Brown noser
Minkus: Fix a sink!

Eric's girlfriend (can't remember her name): I'm afraid you have a decison to make, between your little elfen buddy and myself
Jason: I am not elfen! I'm a human being!
(Again, more the delivery than the line, but the line's good too.)

Minkus: Last night I watched House of Style on MTV. What do you think? (points to his new clothes)
Feeny: I think western civilization is in its decline.

Cory: Ooh a rubber band, neat-o!
(Walks in the room and sees Shawn with a girl)
Shawn: Do you know why that rubber band was on the door?
Cory: A little gift for me?
:lol:

Eric (to Amy, about the baby): There's nothing I wouldn't do for little Eric. Or if its a girl, Eric the girl.
:lol:

(After a French lesson from Minkus)
Cory: No Minkus, you know what's simple? Frog!
Shawn: The f-r-o is pronounced 'fruh'
Cory: And the g is like the English 'guh'
:lol:

Feeny: The first secret is get a good night's sleep.
Eric: The test is tomorrow, I haven't thought about it in days!
Feeny: Which is secret number two: clear your mind. Care to take a stab at what secret number three is?
Eric: You're Satan?!
:lol:

Originally posted by Bumblebee
Gosh I love them all but these are my all time faves:

Alan (to Jack, about Grandpa Charlie): . . .and then he went upstairs to take a nap, and died in his sleep!
Eric: Daddy I miss Grandpa Charlie!
(OK it was more the delivery on Eric's line than the line itself, but still good.)

Shawn: Teacher's pet
Minkus: Future plumber
Shawn: Brown noser
Minkus: Fix a sink!

Eric's girlfriend (can't remember her name): I'm afraid you have a decison to make, between your little elfen buddy and myself
Jason: I am not elfen! I'm a human being!
(Again, more the delivery than the line, but the line's good too.)

Minkus: Last night I watched House of Style on MTV. What do you think? (points to his new clothes)
Feeny: I think western civilization is in its decline.



Eric's GF was named Desiree!:)

This is from the one before Topanga and Corys wedding

Eric: (Picks Cory up) For he's a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow (Catches the curtians on fire puts Cory down and dances) The curtians are on fire the curtians are on fire (Fire men chop the door) They're chopping down the door they're chopping down the door!
Cory: My brother is a moron!
Eric: Which nobody can deny.

This is my favorite:
Jonathon:I told you I was going out of town
Shawn:Huh? When I don't remember that
Jonathon:Well I did, don't you ever listen?
Shawn:Huh?
Jonathon: (slowly) Do you listen?
Shawn: (turns to Cory) What?!
Cory:He's asking you if you listen
Shawn:Oh (turns back to Jonathon)We talked about this, when adults speak, I get this loud buzzing sound
:rotflol:

* :lol:

Now, I remember. I do have a favorite quote. It's something Corey (Ben Savage) said about Minkus' (Lee Norus') portrayal of Hamlet from Shakespeare's "Hamlet." He said: "Oh, great! Ernest goes to Denmark." I've always liked that.

Originally posted by Biker Chick/Jo Fan
This is from the one before Topanga and Corys wedding

Eric: (Picks Cory up) For he's a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow (Catches the curtians on fire puts Cory down and dances) The curtians are on fire the curtians are on fire (Fire men chop the door) They're chopping down the door they're chopping down the door!
Cory: My brother is a moron!
Eric: Which nobody can deny.

:rofl: :rofl: OMG that's one of my fav. scenes ever!

Some of my fav. quotes:

CORY: WE SAY NO MORE MACARONI!

CLASS: NO MORE MACARONI!

CORY: WE WANT STEAK!

CLASS: WE WANT STEAK!

CORY: AND WHAT DO WE WANT WITH THAT STEAK!

SHAWN: MACARONI!!!

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*Topanga: You yelled at me. But…I’m Topanga.
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Mr Feeny: Mr. Matthews?
Eric: Mr. Squirrels.
Mr. Feeny: Eric?
Eric: Plays With