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09-29-2003, 05:47 PM
CAST:
Roseanne Harris Conner, 51
Dan Conner, 51
Crystal Anderson Conner, 49
Jackie Harris, 48
Becky Conner Healy, 29
Mark Healy, 29,
Darlene Conner Healy, 28
David Healy, 26
DJ Conner, 22
Andy Harris, 9, Jackie's son
Jerry Garcia Conner,8, Rosie's son
Harris Conner Healy, 6, Darlene's daughter
Elizabeth Healy, 5, Becky's daughter
Daniel Healy, 4, Becky's son
James Healy, 4, Darlene's son
NOTES:
Ed Conner is dead, Crystal moved back to Lanford. Crystal and DJ moved in with Jackie and Andy in their apt.The two Healy families live in a duplex together in Lanford.
EPISODES:
E1: ROSEANNE AND FAMILY :
Roseanne tries to cook a huge feast for Elizabeth's fifth birthday party for 16 people with Darlene, Becky, Jackie, and Crystal's help. Bev makes a surprise appearance. Elizabeth's party went over well and she got a huge check from Bev, Elizabeth wants to go shopping and spend it all, but Becky won't let her and She gets mad at Becky.
E2: MALE BONDING :
In Ed's will, Ed gave Dan his cabin up north in Wisconsin. So, Dan, DJ, Mark, and David decide to head off to the cabin, as Crystal, Jackie, Rosie, Becky, and Darlene sit at the Conner home with Andy, Jerry, Harris, Elizabeth, James, and Daniel. Dan and the guys don't remember where they parked the car, so they search for it now even 24 hrs after they got there, meanwhile, Darlene and Becky try to teach thier kids manners at the table, as where Roseanne gets a kick of it and puts her 2 cents in.
E3: DAVID'S BIG OPPORTUNITY :
David's boss quits and gives him the gallery. So, David decides to fix up the old art gallery and make it into his own, while Darlene struggles with the kids, work, bills, money, and life itself. Darlene decides to borrow money from Dan and Roseanne without David's knowing, but when he finds out how much in debt they are, he decides to sell some paintings of his, which makes Darlene upset.
E4: EX BACK IN TOWN :
Fred is back in Lanford and wants to see Andy, for his birthday, on the same day as Jackie has planned a big party. Jackie and Fred get into a big argument, leaving Fred upset and angry demanding Jackie of split custody of Andy. With Fred and Jackie yelling, Andy secretly runs away and no one knows where he is. Jackie, Fred, Dan, Roseanne, Crystal, and DJ look for him. Andy secretly ran away to the Healys's home/duplex, and hides in Harris's closet.
E5: ANDY'S DECISION :
Fred and Jackie let Andy choose who to live with. He chooses Jackie, leaving Jackie bragging and Fred leaving unhappily. But with one expectant guest gone, another arrives. David and Mark's mom, Kate, comes back to see her grandchildren. But Kate offers Mark and David to bring their families back to Michigan with her, leaving Roseanne angry. David declines her offer as Mark still ponders. Mark tells Becky and Darlene, about what Kate said, who tells Roseanne. Roseanne tells Kate off and Kate gets mad and just leaves.
E6: DJ’S GRADES :
Roseanne and Dan get word of DJ’s failing grades as he is a senior in college. DJ get offended by his parents’s confrontation with his professor. DJ gets soo mad, he threatens to quit college and run off to Mexico, which makes Dan furious and Roseanne upset. Meanwhile, Jackie and Crystal tell Becky and Darlene what is going on, and DJ gets a lecture from his sisters. DJ apologizes to Dan and Roseanne and decides to bring up his grades in that class.
E7: MOTHERLY ADVICE :
Becky has had enough of Daniel’s whining and turns to Roseanne for guidance. Roseanne gives her motherly advice to Becky, leaving Becky feeling she has been a horrible mother for all those years. DJ asks Jackie, Crystal, and Darlene to transform him into a date-able college guy, as he prepares for a big date to the college’s dance.
E8: DAN’S DIAGNOSIS :
Roseanne is fed up with Dan complaining to her about him feeling sick all the time and decides to take him to the doctor’s office. Roseanne and Dan return home and they inform DJ, Crystal, Jackie, David, Darlene, Mark, and Becky that Dan’s got to have back surgery and he has to lose 50 pounds in 3 months. Ending with a call from Harris’s kindergarten teacher claiming about Harris’s behavior until Darlene lets her have it.
E9: DIE OR DIET :
Roseanne cleans the house from junk food, as Jackie and Crystal take Dan out excerising. Meanwhile, Darlene and David struggle with Harris being a troublemaker in kindergarten until they call upon DJ to influence Harris into behaving in school, leaving Harris to behave in school. Jerry wants to try out for the rec league soccer, but an overprotective Roseanne forbids it until Dan decides to talk to her and convinces her to let him try out. Turns out Jerry doesn’t make the team, leaving Roseanne and Dan feeling more upset than Jerry.
E10: SURGERY AND A GRADUATION :
Dan’s surgery turns out to be on the same day as DJ graduates from college. Dan tries to convince everyone he doesn’t need surgery, but until he wrenches his back while toy shopping with Elizabeth and Harris. DJ argues with Roseanne about skipping his graduation to be with his dad. Jackie and Andy enter themselves in a mom-and-son contest in Lanford and end up beating the annual champs who have won 5 years straight. Becky and Darlene catch Mark eating lunch with a woman, who was his ex-girlfriend before he married Becky. Becky gets jealous and wrecks havoc until Mark confesses the truth. Darlene tries to keep Becky from blowing her top.
E11: HURTING HEALYS :
Mark confesses to Becky, he had an affair on the eve of their eloping; which made Becky rethink her marriage and made her upset. Becky decides to move back with Roseanne and Dan and Jerry until things cool down. Roseanne and Darlene tell her she is overrating and get over it, it was 12 years ago. Becky moves back with Mark and the kids. Meanwhile, Crystal’s boss offers her a job in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, and she accepts. Crystal leaves the gang.
E12: THE FALLING OF DAN CONNER :
PART ONE
Dan and Roseanne go out on a romantic dinner away from home, leaving DJ and Jackie to watch Andy and Jerry. After having Andy and Jerry locking themselves in Jerry’s room, DJ and Jackie call the Healys over to help before the couple comes home. While dancing at the restaurant, Dan (feeling light-headed) faints on the dance floor. Roseanne calls 911 and takes him to the hospital, then calling Jackie immediately after they unlock the door. David and Mark decide to stay back with Jerry, Andy, Harris, James, Daniel, and Elizabeth, as Jackie, Becky, DJ, and Darlene rush to the hospital to be with Roseanne. Roseanne spends hours calling Bev, Ann Marie, Nancy, Crystal, Bonnie, and tons of other friends and relatives of Dan and Roseanne. As Jackie reads countless magazines nervously. Becky paces back and forth behind the couch. DJ falls asleep on the couch. As Darlene calls David and checks on everyone.
E13: THE FALLING OF DAN CONNER :
PART TWO
With Dan in the emergency room, Roseanne sits with Darlene, Becky, DJ, and Jackie and the five play kings in the corner waiting the arrival of the doctor with Dan’s latest news. Darlene and DJ decide to go for a walk in the hospital to keep their mind of Dan. DJ’s graduation is days away. Jackie and Roseanne talk with Becky as Becky cries about if the worst happens, how will she explain to the kids. The doctor arrives when DJ and Darlene aren’t present. Jackie goes off and tries to find them, as Becky stays with Roseanne. The doctor’s news was that he had an heart attack and that Dan has took a turn for the worst. Roseanne is hysterically crying loudly. Becky comfronts her, crying just as much, not as loud though. Jackie, Darlene, and DJ arrive minutes after.
E14: WITHOUT DAN :
The family copes with Dan’s loss. They all gather at the Conner home and go over memories and cry and laugh together. Then Daniel speaks up and announces the he is named after his grandfather, Dan Conner, and that he will always love his grandfather. Everyone is crying and smiling.
Roseanne Harris Conner, 51
Dan Conner, 51
Crystal Anderson Conner, 49
Jackie Harris, 48
Becky Conner Healy, 29
Mark Healy, 29,
Darlene Conner Healy, 28
David Healy, 26
DJ Conner, 22
Andy Harris, 9, Jackie's son
Jerry Garcia Conner,8, Rosie's son
Harris Conner Healy, 6, Darlene's daughter
Elizabeth Healy, 5, Becky's daughter
Daniel Healy, 4, Becky's son
James Healy, 4, Darlene's son
NOTES:
Ed Conner is dead, Crystal moved back to Lanford. Crystal and DJ moved in with Jackie and Andy in their apt.The two Healy families live in a duplex together in Lanford.
EPISODES:
E1: ROSEANNE AND FAMILY :
Roseanne tries to cook a huge feast for Elizabeth's fifth birthday party for 16 people with Darlene, Becky, Jackie, and Crystal's help. Bev makes a surprise appearance. Elizabeth's party went over well and she got a huge check from Bev, Elizabeth wants to go shopping and spend it all, but Becky won't let her and She gets mad at Becky.
E2: MALE BONDING :
In Ed's will, Ed gave Dan his cabin up north in Wisconsin. So, Dan, DJ, Mark, and David decide to head off to the cabin, as Crystal, Jackie, Rosie, Becky, and Darlene sit at the Conner home with Andy, Jerry, Harris, Elizabeth, James, and Daniel. Dan and the guys don't remember where they parked the car, so they search for it now even 24 hrs after they got there, meanwhile, Darlene and Becky try to teach thier kids manners at the table, as where Roseanne gets a kick of it and puts her 2 cents in.
E3: DAVID'S BIG OPPORTUNITY :
David's boss quits and gives him the gallery. So, David decides to fix up the old art gallery and make it into his own, while Darlene struggles with the kids, work, bills, money, and life itself. Darlene decides to borrow money from Dan and Roseanne without David's knowing, but when he finds out how much in debt they are, he decides to sell some paintings of his, which makes Darlene upset.
E4: EX BACK IN TOWN :
Fred is back in Lanford and wants to see Andy, for his birthday, on the same day as Jackie has planned a big party. Jackie and Fred get into a big argument, leaving Fred upset and angry demanding Jackie of split custody of Andy. With Fred and Jackie yelling, Andy secretly runs away and no one knows where he is. Jackie, Fred, Dan, Roseanne, Crystal, and DJ look for him. Andy secretly ran away to the Healys's home/duplex, and hides in Harris's closet.
E5: ANDY'S DECISION :
Fred and Jackie let Andy choose who to live with. He chooses Jackie, leaving Jackie bragging and Fred leaving unhappily. But with one expectant guest gone, another arrives. David and Mark's mom, Kate, comes back to see her grandchildren. But Kate offers Mark and David to bring their families back to Michigan with her, leaving Roseanne angry. David declines her offer as Mark still ponders. Mark tells Becky and Darlene, about what Kate said, who tells Roseanne. Roseanne tells Kate off and Kate gets mad and just leaves.
E6: DJ’S GRADES :
Roseanne and Dan get word of DJ’s failing grades as he is a senior in college. DJ get offended by his parents’s confrontation with his professor. DJ gets soo mad, he threatens to quit college and run off to Mexico, which makes Dan furious and Roseanne upset. Meanwhile, Jackie and Crystal tell Becky and Darlene what is going on, and DJ gets a lecture from his sisters. DJ apologizes to Dan and Roseanne and decides to bring up his grades in that class.
E7: MOTHERLY ADVICE :
Becky has had enough of Daniel’s whining and turns to Roseanne for guidance. Roseanne gives her motherly advice to Becky, leaving Becky feeling she has been a horrible mother for all those years. DJ asks Jackie, Crystal, and Darlene to transform him into a date-able college guy, as he prepares for a big date to the college’s dance.
E8: DAN’S DIAGNOSIS :
Roseanne is fed up with Dan complaining to her about him feeling sick all the time and decides to take him to the doctor’s office. Roseanne and Dan return home and they inform DJ, Crystal, Jackie, David, Darlene, Mark, and Becky that Dan’s got to have back surgery and he has to lose 50 pounds in 3 months. Ending with a call from Harris’s kindergarten teacher claiming about Harris’s behavior until Darlene lets her have it.
E9: DIE OR DIET :
Roseanne cleans the house from junk food, as Jackie and Crystal take Dan out excerising. Meanwhile, Darlene and David struggle with Harris being a troublemaker in kindergarten until they call upon DJ to influence Harris into behaving in school, leaving Harris to behave in school. Jerry wants to try out for the rec league soccer, but an overprotective Roseanne forbids it until Dan decides to talk to her and convinces her to let him try out. Turns out Jerry doesn’t make the team, leaving Roseanne and Dan feeling more upset than Jerry.
E10: SURGERY AND A GRADUATION :
Dan’s surgery turns out to be on the same day as DJ graduates from college. Dan tries to convince everyone he doesn’t need surgery, but until he wrenches his back while toy shopping with Elizabeth and Harris. DJ argues with Roseanne about skipping his graduation to be with his dad. Jackie and Andy enter themselves in a mom-and-son contest in Lanford and end up beating the annual champs who have won 5 years straight. Becky and Darlene catch Mark eating lunch with a woman, who was his ex-girlfriend before he married Becky. Becky gets jealous and wrecks havoc until Mark confesses the truth. Darlene tries to keep Becky from blowing her top.
E11: HURTING HEALYS :
Mark confesses to Becky, he had an affair on the eve of their eloping; which made Becky rethink her marriage and made her upset. Becky decides to move back with Roseanne and Dan and Jerry until things cool down. Roseanne and Darlene tell her she is overrating and get over it, it was 12 years ago. Becky moves back with Mark and the kids. Meanwhile, Crystal’s boss offers her a job in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, and she accepts. Crystal leaves the gang.
E12: THE FALLING OF DAN CONNER :
PART ONE
Dan and Roseanne go out on a romantic dinner away from home, leaving DJ and Jackie to watch Andy and Jerry. After having Andy and Jerry locking themselves in Jerry’s room, DJ and Jackie call the Healys over to help before the couple comes home. While dancing at the restaurant, Dan (feeling light-headed) faints on the dance floor. Roseanne calls 911 and takes him to the hospital, then calling Jackie immediately after they unlock the door. David and Mark decide to stay back with Jerry, Andy, Harris, James, Daniel, and Elizabeth, as Jackie, Becky, DJ, and Darlene rush to the hospital to be with Roseanne. Roseanne spends hours calling Bev, Ann Marie, Nancy, Crystal, Bonnie, and tons of other friends and relatives of Dan and Roseanne. As Jackie reads countless magazines nervously. Becky paces back and forth behind the couch. DJ falls asleep on the couch. As Darlene calls David and checks on everyone.
E13: THE FALLING OF DAN CONNER :
PART TWO
With Dan in the emergency room, Roseanne sits with Darlene, Becky, DJ, and Jackie and the five play kings in the corner waiting the arrival of the doctor with Dan’s latest news. Darlene and DJ decide to go for a walk in the hospital to keep their mind of Dan. DJ’s graduation is days away. Jackie and Roseanne talk with Becky as Becky cries about if the worst happens, how will she explain to the kids. The doctor arrives when DJ and Darlene aren’t present. Jackie goes off and tries to find them, as Becky stays with Roseanne. The doctor’s news was that he had an heart attack and that Dan has took a turn for the worst. Roseanne is hysterically crying loudly. Becky comfronts her, crying just as much, not as loud though. Jackie, Darlene, and DJ arrive minutes after.
E14: WITHOUT DAN :
The family copes with Dan’s loss. They all gather at the Conner home and go over memories and cry and laugh together. Then Daniel speaks up and announces the he is named after his grandfather, Dan Conner, and that he will always love his grandfather. Everyone is crying and smiling.