So far, I can get episodes of Family Matters that are airing on ABC Family through Thursday October 9th:

Monday October 6th

6pm ET-The Mama Who Came to Dinner(Pilot)
Mother Winslow moves in and immediately begins to usurp Carl's authority.

630pm ET-Two-Income Family
Hariette loses her job to automation, forcing the family into austerity measures while Carl stews over the family debts.

Tuesday October 7th

6pm ET-Short Story
Rachel writes a short story with characters that seem all too familiar; Carl becomes obsessed with the family's out of proportion water bill.

630pm ET-Rachel's First Date
The Winslows finally get to be alone together when Rachel accepts a date with a man from the church choir.

Wednesday October 8th

6pm ET-Straight A's
Eddie turns to miracle tutor Steve Urkel, who hopes to trade his services for a date with Laura.

630pm ET-Mr. Badwrench
Self-proclaimed handyman Carl decides to install a shower in Mother Winslow's quarters while she's out of town.

Thursday October 9th

6pm ET-Body Damage
Rachel takes an unauthorized spin in the classic automobile that Carl plans to drive in the Columbus Day Parade.

630pm ET-Stake-Out
After Carl is on an all-night stakeout with his attractive new partner, Harriette finds a room key to Louie's Love Grotto in his pocket.

More to come as we get closer...

summaries provided by www.epguides.com/familymatters

oh thats cool! I never knew it was coming this soon! Great

Yep, it's going to air Monday through Thursdays at 6pm and 6:30pm ET and Saturdays and Sundays at Noon ET(one episode) starting next week!:lol:

Stupid ABC Family will air the first and second episodes AGAIN on October 11th and 12th:

Saturday October 11th

12pm ET-The Mama Who Came to Dinner
Mother Winslow moves in and immediately begins to usurp Carl's authority.

Sunday October 12th

12pm ET-Two-Income Family
Hariette loses her job to automation, forcing the family into austerity measures while Carl stews over the family debts.

:rolleyes:

Monday October 13th

6pm ET-False Arrest
The Winslows are aghast to discover that their TV idol has been arrested for assaulting a police officer - Officer Carl Winslow.

630pm ET-Basketball Blues
Carl's efforts to get Eddie psyched for a pro basketball career is enhanced by a visit from basketball star Bolton.

Tuesday October 14th

6pm ET-The Quilt
Laura sells a quilt Grandmother Winslow considered an heirloom.

630pm ET-Laura's First Date
Laura is humiliated when her father and Eddie pity her for not having a date for an upcoming dance.

Wednesday October 15th

6pm ET-Man's Best Friend
Carl has a rule he intends to enforce not pets in the house until her meets a big, playful puppy who follows the kids home from school.

630pm ET-Baker's Dozen
Thanks to Rachel's brainstorm, Carl could become the "king of tarts" if he shares his secret recipe for lemon tarts, which were a big hit at a local restaurant.

Thursday October 16th

6pm ET-The Big Reunion
Carl decides to lose weight before going to his high-school reunion.

630pm ET-The Party
A "No Guests" rule spells no fun for Eddie, who's left in charge of the house while the adults are away for the weekend.

The "Baker's Dozens" episode is one of my favorite where they have to make 12,000 tarts in 2 days.:lol:

Saturday October 18th

12pm ET-Short Story
Rachel writes a short story with characters that seem all too familiar; Carl becomes obsessed with the family's out of proportion water bill.

Sunday October 19th

12pm ET-Rachel's First Date
The Winslows finally get to be alone together when Rachel accepts a date with a man from the church choir.

Monday October 20th

6pm ET-The Big Fix
Eddie persuades Laura to date a guy he's indebted to.

630pm ET-Sitting Pretty
Laura's babysitting service floods the house with children at a bad time on the night Carl has invited his captain over.

Tuesday October 21st

6pm ET-In a Jam
Eddie wants to do the right thing when faced with protecting Steve from a bully who threatens to beat him up, which could get Eddie creamed as well.

630pm ET-The Candidate
Eddie places image over integrity in his class president bid when image-maker Laura offers a thousand points of light to illuminate his campaign.

Wednesday October 22nd

6pm ET-Bowl Me Over
The men vie with the women in a bowling match and Carl's philosophy about accepting defeat gracefully ends up in the gutter when Hariette aces him out.

630pm ET-Rock Video
When Eddie's big ego threatens to disband his group during the making of a rock video for a contest, the rest of the Winslows offer some ideas.

End of the 1st season... more to come later.

Thursday October 23rd

6pm ET-Rachel's Place
Feeling like a freeloader, Rachel decides to look for a career beyond writing and opens up a diner after Steve accidentally burns down Leroy's.

630pm ET-Torn Between Two Lovers
Steve develops a crush on Rachel and believes it is reciprocated when she invites him to a candlelight dinner at her restaurant, while Rachel is actually dating her bank's loan officer.

Saturday October 25th

12pm ET-Straight A's

Sunday October 26th

12pm ET-Mr. Badwrench

Monday October 27th

6pm ET-Marriage 101
For a class project, Laura is "married" to Steve for a day. Meanwhile, one of Carl's sergeants casts his eye on Rachel.

630pm ET-Flashpants
A braggart with a badge transfers to Carl's divisions just in time for the precinct's annual dance contest, which Carl and Harriette aim to win by dancing circles around their fierce rival.

Tuesday October 28th

6pm ET-The Crash Course
Steve insists on taking the blame when Eddie crashes the family car into the Winslow living room. This is one of my favorite episodes "Harriette! There is a Car in the Living room":lol:

630pm ET-Boxcar Blues
Carl gets trapped inside a railroad boxcar with Steve and a cargo of cattle.

I am going to hold off on posting episodes after that til I see what ABC Family does for Halloween.

Wednesday October 29th

6pm ET-Cousin Urkel
Steve's cousin from Biloxi sets out to sweep Eddie off his feet. This is Myrtle Urkel's first appearance.

630pm ET-Dedicated to the One I Love
Harriette points out the obvious when seductive neighbor Loretta sets her sights on Carl; and Laura may soon regret steering Steve to a shy young girl when she finds herself jealous of his attentions.

ABC Family skipped the 1990 Halloween episode "Dog Day Halloween" which comes right before the "Cousin Urkel" episode. It could be that it will air the next day which is Halloween Eve since Halloween is on Friday and Family Matters doesn't air...

According to Excite TV, TV Guide, and Zap2it TV listings, there has been a change on 10/30:

Thursday October 30th

6pm ET-The Science Project
Everyone vies to be partners with budding scientist Steve, who teams up with Laura for a science project - an A-bomb.

Original airdate: November 16th, 1990(the same day that the hit movie "Home Alone" was released in theaters.)

630pm ET-Requiem for an Urkel
Steve charges like a raging bull to the boxing ring when a bully threatens to pummel any guy who asks Laura out.

Friday October 31st

6pm ET-Dog Day Halloween(Halloween 1990)
Steve and Laura are held hostage during a Halloween bank robbery.

630pm ET-Whose Kid Is It Anyway?(Halloween 1992)
Richie is upset when Eddie's hot Halloween date conflicts with his promise to take his little brother trick or treating.

Deleting this one because if that change is correct, the listings I had are all wrong and since I can't get episode details for November 3rd through the 6th, I will wait on posting any episodes beyond the previous post.

Are they cutting out tags like they usually do?

Originally posted by hch
Are they cutting out tags like they usually do?

The closing theme song is cut out, but there are no tags in the early episodes. In about Season 5, there will start to be tags during the closing credits.

Bumped, see the schedule for October 30th, it has changed according to all the TV listings sites I use.

Here are all of the November showings:

Monday November 3rd

6pm ET-Fast Eddie Winslow
Eddie is cornered by a tough pool hustler.

630pm ET-Ice Station Winslow
When Carl, Eddie and Steve go ice fishing at Lake Wannamuck, Carl has a potentially critical accident; and at home, Judy dislikes the fuss made over Richie.

Tuesday November 4th

6pm ET-Son
After an escalating spat with his father, grounded Eddie escapes from the house to keep a date, and Harriette must mediate a father-son feud when Carl gets tired of Eddie's attitude and Eddie threatens to move out.

630pm ET-Do the Right Thing
Carl finds a diamond bracelet and wrestles with doing the right thing, as does Steve, who holds in his hands the academic fate of his romantic rival Todd, who needs Steve's tutoring skills.

Wednesday November 5th

6pm ET-High Hopes
In a hot-air balloon, Carl tries to overcome his fear of heights. Harriette and Rachel clash over a car won in a contest.

630pm ET-Life of the Party
At a rooftop party, some kids spike Steve's punch; and Rachel must talk him down from the ledge.

Thursday November 6th

6pm ET-Busted
When Eddie cracks up the family car, Steve suggests raising repair money at an illegal gambling hangout.

630pm ET-Fight the Good Fight
Laura is inspired to make a difference by encouraging support for a black-history class, but her efforts fan the flames of racism at school.

Friday November 7th

6pm ET-Taking Credit
Rachel and the kids recall how Eddie took credit for a story written by Steve, and how Carl shared his glory with Lt. Murtagh.

630pm ET-Finding the Words
A charming, mysterious figure, claiming to be a family friend from the past, comes to visit - and turns out to be Harriet and Rachel's long-lost father.

Sunday November 9th

12pm ET-Words Hurt
Sleepwalking Urkel undergoes hypnosis to uncover the cause of his anger: he thinks Carl hates his nerdy guts.

Monday November 10th

6pm ET-Skip to My Lieu
Carl senses a promotion if he can help Lt. Murtagh get a date with Rachel.

630pm ET-The Good the Bad and the Urkel
In a dream, Carl and Steve duel over a compost heap as Old West characters Carl and Two-Gun Urkel - the most annoying gunslinger in the West.

Tuesday November 11th

6pm ET-I Should Have Done Something
Steve schemes to take the reluctant Laura to a hot-ticket concert; Carl takes out his frustrations on the family, unable to shake the memory of a shooting he feels he could have prevented in the aftermath of a hostage case.

630pm ET-Boom!(3rd season premiere)
Urkel rescues an orangutan from laboratory experiments. Carl steps on a treadmill booby trapped with a bomb.

Wednesday November 12th

6pm ET-Brain Over Brawn
Urkel's future hangs in the balance during a rope-climbing contest pitting brains against brawn to win Laura's affections.

630pm ET-The Show Must Go On
In the school play, Romeo Steve looks forward to kissing Juliet Laura when the original Romeo lands in the hospital with appendicitis.

Thursday November 13th

6pm ET-Words Hurt
Sleepwalking Urkel undergoes hypnosis to uncover the cause of his anger: he thinks Carl hates his nerdy guts.

630pm ET-Daddy's Little Girl
Laura's behavior suddenly changes when she meets Carl's younger new partner and surf's up for Steve.

Friday November 14th

6pm ET-Citizen's Court
Urkel is so bugged when Carl squashes his pet beetle that he takes him to court - TV's Citizen's Court - to settle the matter.

630pm ET-Robo-Nerd
Steve creates the Urkelbot, a mechanical Urkel that is all too much like its creator.

Saturday November 15th

12pm ET-Daddy's Little Girl
Laura's behavior suddenly changes when she meets Carl's younger new partner and surf's up for Steve.

Sunday November 16th

12pm ET-Citizen's Court
Urkel is so bugged when Carl squashes his pet beetle that he takes him to court - TV's Citizen's Court - to settle the matter.

Monday November 17th

6pm ET-Making The Team
When Laura gets snubbed by fellow cheerleaders, she seeks advice from Urkel, who tries out for the basketball team and ends up as equipment manager.

630pm ET-Born to be Mild
After gang members terrorize Rachel's Place, Urkel suits up as a bloodthirsty street hood and wears a wire to entrap the gangsters.

Tuesday November 18th

6pm ET-The Love God
Steve thwarts Eddie's potential romance, while Carl is undercover in drag.

630pm ET-Old and Alone
Laura may be sorry for banishing Urkel from her life: in her dreams, she's a 90-year-old spinster whose only visitor is a now-married Urkel.

Wednesday November 19th

6pm ET-A Pair of Ladies
Rachel reluctantly hires a loudmouthed, pushy Harriette to help at the restaurant; and Urkel bets the ranch on Carl's cutthroat poker game at home with the guys.

630pm ET-Choir Trouble
Steve joins the Winslows at church with faith that he'll get into the choir, but he's kicked out by new choir director Rachel, whose position has gone to her head.

Thursday November 20th

6pm ET-A Test of Friendship
The Winslows are ripped off when Carl dozes off; Urkel takes the heat after helping Eddie cheat on a chemistry test.

630pm ET-Jailhouse Blues
Visiting cousin Clarence is a slick dude ready for some action in the Winslow 'hood and a bad influence on a vulnerable Eddie, who winds up being arrested together with Steve.

Friday November 21st

6pm ET-Brown Bombshell
Mother Winslow regales Eddie's classmates with tales of her late fighter-pilot husband and of World War II's Tuskegee Airmen.

630pm ET-Food, Lies, and Videotape
Urkel enrolls in a home economics class with Laura, thinking it'll be a piece of cake, but he soon learns he less than an A-student.

Monday November 24th

6pm ET-Woman of the People
When squeaky-clean Laura enters the race for student-council president, snooty rival Cassie Lynn vows to gather dirt on her. Meanwhile, neighbors elect Harriet Neighborhood Watch leader and Carl is down in the dumps about it.

630pm ET-Love and Kisses
Hoping to win Laura, Urkel strikes a deal with R&B singer Johnny Gill: his treasured baseball card in exchange for serenading her; Carl and Harriette discover that their honeymoon love nest is of the outdoor type.

Tuesday November 25th

6pm ET-Stop, in the Name Of Love
Laura's encouraging words cast a love spell on Waldo; Carl and Lt. Murtagh trade insults in a food fight over Mother Winslow's bad driving.

630pm ET-Pre-empted by special

Wednesday November 26th

6pm ET-Dudes
Urkel, Eddie and Waldo appear on a TV dating show that Laura claims is sexist. Pat: Derek McGrath. Oneisha: Mary Morrow. Tanya: Judette Warren. Nicole: Lisa Marie Russell. Waldo: Shawn Harrison. Laura: Kellie Shanygne Williams. Urkel: Jaleel White.

630pm ET-Robo-Nerd II
It's hasta la vista to the criminal element after Urkel revives his robot for use in solving a rash of convenience-store robberies on Carl's beat. Robber: Matt Landers. Urkelbot: Michael "Shrimp" Chambers. Urkel: Jaleel White.

Thursday November 27th(Thanksgiving)

6pm ET-Farewell, My Laura
Urkel is a bumbling gumshoe in a 1940s film-noir spoof, with Laura as a sultry client who needs protection for her aunt (Telma Hopkins). Urkel: Jaleel White. Laura: Kellie Shanygne Williams.

630pm ET-Surely You Joust
Feuding neighbors Urkel and Carl appear on TV's "American Gladiators" to settle a not-so-neighborly grudge match. Larry Csonka and Mike Adamle have cameos. Urkel: Jaleel White. Carl: Reginald VelJohnson.

ABC Family has made a change on weekends:

Today at Noon "Brain Over Brawn" the crossover to Step By Step aired.

Tomorrow, "The Show Must Go On" will air

It will not air next Saturday November 8th.

Sunday November 9th, the episode "Words Hurt" will air.

December showings...

Monday December 1st

1pm ET-Hot Wheels
Carl buys a hot rod for Eddie, hoping it will be the road to a father-son bonding session; and Urkel strengthens his bond with Laura---using a new wonder glue he invented. Ted: Patrick J. Dancy.

130pm ET-Dance to the Music
Homecoming-queen contestant Laura gets the royal treatment from Urkel, who gets a popular jock (Patrick J. Dancy) to ask her to the dance. Oscar: Julius Carry. Urkel: Jaleel White. Laura: Kellie Shanygne Williams.

Tuesday December 2nd

1pm ET-Driving Carl Crazy
Carl practices stress management but nearly blows a gasket teaching Urkel to drive. Carl: Reginald VelJohnson. Harriette: JoMarie Payton. Mother Winslow: Rosetta LeNoire. Urkel: Jaleel White.

130pm ET-Rumor Has It
Rumors fly that Ted has "scored" with Laura, and Urkel warns her that her reputation is in jeopardy. Laura: Kellie Shanygne Williams. Urkel: Jaleel White. Eddie: Darius McCrary.

Wednesday December 3rd

1pm ET-Number One with a Bullet
Carl and Urkel are hospital roommates, and Urkel, as usual, is a pain---until he gets the chance to save Carl's hide. Jenkins: Christopher Darga. Dr. Skiles: Michael Griswold. Urkel: Jaleel White.

130pm ET-An Officer and a Waldo
Eddie's insult sends Waldo (Shawn Harrison) marching off to the Army; Harriette and Carl set up a sting to trap a crooked repairman (Dennis Burkley). Sarge: David Graf. Urkel: Jaleel White. Eddie: Darius McCrary.

Thursday December 4th

1pm ET-Just One Date!
Urkel plants himself firmly on the Winslow roof, refusing to budge until Laura agrees to go out with him. Laura: Kellie Shanygne Williams. Richie: Bryton McClure. Gwendolyn: Naya Rivera.

130pm ET-The Oddest Couple
When Carl (Reginald VelJohnson) puts his foot down about house rules, Eddie (Darius McCrary) moves out and into an apartment with Urkel (Jaleel White). Landlord: Gerrit Graham.

Friday December 5th

1pm ET-It's a Mad, Mad, Madhouse
While Harriette goes on a housework strike, Eddie's math teacher (Debra Jo Rupp) drops by unexpectedly and assumes Eddie's being mistreated at home. Harriette: JoMarie Payton.

130pm ET-It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Urkel(Christmas 1992)
Laura gives Urkel---the Nerd of Christmas Past---the boot, then learns from a guardian angel (T.K. Carter) what it's like to walk in his shoes. Jaleel White, Kellie Shanygne Williams, Reginald VelJohnson, JoMarie Payton.

Monday December 8th

1pm ET-Muskrat Love
Eddie breaks a date with a smart girl (Michole Briana White) because of disapproving friends, while Laura regrets encouraging Maxine (Cherie Johnson) to date Ted (Patrick J. Dancy). Weasel: Shavar Ross. Eddie: Darius McCrary. Waldo: Shawn Harrison.

130pm ET-The Way the Ball Bounces
Laura forgoes sleep to study for her PSATs, while Eddie dreams of fame and fortune after accepting a scholarship. Sam: Christopher B. Duncan. Wayne: Jack Riley. Eddie: Darius McCrary. Laura: Kellie Shanygne Williams.

Tuesday December 9th

1pm ET-A Thought in the Dark
Laura and Ted momentarily derail Urkel's efforts to win Laura by fixing him up with Ted's brainy cousin Myra for a double date to a concert.

130pm ET-Tender Kisses
Eddie gets more than he bargained for when he and his pals sneak into R&B singer Tracie Spencer's hotel room in search of tickets to her concert; and Carl is in for a big surprise when he discovers Harriette's diary.

Wednesday December 10th

1pm ET-Higher Anxiety
At a party, Urkel, Eddie and Waldo get trapped on a fire escape. A heartbroken Eddie mourns his split with two-timing Oneisha, while Carl gives the cold shoulder to his mother's beau Fletcher, who has big plans for her future.

130pm ET-Mama's Wedding
Thanks to Eddie, Mother Winslow's "simple family wedding" brings more than the family bargained for 150 extra guests.

Thursday December 11th

1pm ET-Pulling Teeth
Waldo dates Laura's friend; Richie tries to get rid of a baby tooth.

130pm ET-Walk on the Wild Side
When peer pressure comes a-knocking, squeaky-clean Laura goes a-walking on the wild side at Club Buff male strip joint where Urkel winds up performing.

Friday December 12th

1pm ET-Hot Stuff
Myra enlists Laura's help in snaring "hot stuff" Urkel; and Eddie asks Carl a lot of questions after buying a hot car stereo.

130pm ET-Stormy Weather
Urkel's nerdiness gets under the skin of Laura's arrogant prom date (Ross Leon), who's itching to order Laura to write off Urkel as a friend.

Monday December 15th

1pm ET-Buds 'n Buns
As a part-timer at the Mighty Weenie fast food joint, Carl doesn't relish answering to the top dog - Eddie; Urkel takes Laura's advice and commits to Myra.

130pm ET-Hell Toupee(5th Season premiere)
Carl shops for a toupee, hoping to turn Harriette's head. Meanwhile love struck Myra accuses Laura of trying to take Urkel away from her and the two get into a food fight.

According to the TV Guide Holiday Guide, no Christmas episodes of Family Matters will air on the 16th or 17th. I don't have any info for the 18th yet, and it's also possible that they haven't released episode info for the 16th and 17th as well, so we'll just have to wait and see on that, I am going to hold off on posting episode info after December 15th until I get solid info.

This sucks.

No more 6:00, 6:30 airings.


and it JUST started.
(will ABC Family air the CBS episodes??)

Originally posted by barwars88
This sucks.

No more 6:00, 6:30 airings.


and it JUST started.
(will ABC Family air the CBS episodes??)

I don't know... They have the rights to air the entire series, but it will be a few months before they get around to it. Full House takes the 6 and 630 slot at least for December.

BTW: We should be able to tell by Christmas, since there is a Christmas episode from when it aired on CBS. We know if that airs, that they will air the CBS episodes.

Monday December 15th

1pm ET-Buds 'n Buns
As a part-timer at the Mighty Weenie fast food joint, Carl doesn't relish answering to the top dog - Eddie; Urkel takes Laura's advice and commits to Myra.

130pm ET-Hell Toupee(5th Season premiere)-end of 7th tape
Carl shops for a toupee, hoping to turn Harriette's head. Meanwhile love struck Myra accuses Laura of trying to take Urkel away from her and the two get into a food fight.

Tuesday December 16th
1pm ET-Have Yourself a Very Winslow Christmas(Christmas 1990)
Alone and fending for himself during the holidays, Steve shatters Laura's old fashioned Christmas ornament along with holiday visiting privileges at the Winslows'. Meanwhile, Carl does battle with other shoppers as he searches for a scarce teddy bear for Richie.

130pm ET-It Didn't Happen One Night
Carl and Harriette send Laura off unchaperoned to cheerleading championships in Omaha, where Laura's handsome partner looks a lot like trouble in Urkel's spying eyes.

Wednesday December 17th

1pm ET-Christmas Is Where the Heart Is(Christmas 1993)
Carl and Steve get trapped on an L train on Christmas Eve and Steve teaches everyone an important lesson about holiday cheer.

130pm ET-Saved By the Urkel
The Winslows find themselves - unbelievably - indebted to Urkel. After he saves Carl's life with CPR the family showers him with gratitude and feels obligated to put up with the nerdy, annoying dweeb.

Thursday December 18th

1pm ET-Miracle on Elm Street(Christmas 1994)
Richie brings home a homeless man for Christmas and when Eddie accidentally throws Laura's doll away, Steve heads to the dump to find it.

130pm ET-Fa La La Laagghh!(Christmas 1995)
Carl's bah-humbug attitude toward Urkel's rooftop Christmas decorations changes once he learns that winning a decorating contest could bring the Winslows a sackful of holiday cheer. Meanwhile, Harriette is saddened because Laura and Eddie seem to be too busy to participate in family Christmas activities.

Friday December 19th

1pm ET-It Came Upon a Midnight Clear(Christmas 1996)
Carl and Steve get lost in the woods cutting down a Christmas tree on Christmas Eve.

130pm ET-Deck the Malls(Christmas 1997)***CBS EPISODE***
Steve gets all wrapped up in the Christmas spirit when he takes a job as a gift-wrapper, but the new gig leaves him little time to spend with Myra; Carl plays Santa at the mall and appoints Laura to be his elf; a disappointed Richie learns that his mom won't be with him for the holidays.

Monday December 29th

1pm ET-A Matter of Principle
Laura and Eddie's romantic tips have obsessive Myra entangled in a web of errors with Urkel when she invades Steve's school; Carl's sage advice leads Harriette to a confrontation with her boss - and a possible layoff.

130pm ET-Money Out the Window
A thug named Bones pays Eddie a visit after Waldo and Weasel enlist Eddie in their football-betting venture.

Tuesday December 30th

1pm ET-Best Friends
Harriette tries to fit in with Laura's friends but gets the cold shoulder from Laura. And Waldo's not so hot as Eddie's new hire at Mighty Weenie.

130pm ET-Grandmama
The NBA's Larry Johnson plays Grandmama (his TV-ad alter ego), who becomes Urkel's new partner in a city basketball competition after Eddie dumps Urkel for star player Kenny.

Wednesday December 31st-Pre-empted for Full House marathon
Thursday January 1st, 2004-Pre-empted for 7th Heaven marathon

Friday January 2nd, 2004

1pm ET-Dr. Urkel and Mr. Cool
A space-age potion turns Urkel into Stefan Urquelle suave, smooth-talking life of the party, but Laura finds she soon misses the old Urkel.

130pm ET-Car Wars
Laura believes that by donning a moustache and men's clothing she'll be better prepared to haggle with a sexist used-car dealer ; Steve is close to ruining Eddie's love life.

Monday January 5th

1pm ET-All the Wrong Moves
At the drive-in movie, Laura's new boyfriend (Kevin Mambo) has trouble getting the message that no really means no; and at home, Carl just doesn't get it when his insults drive Harriette to retaliate.

130pm ET-Scenes from a Mall
Urkel tells Myra that he needs some space and ends up breaking her heart, while Maxine is ready to break Waldo's neck for acting like a jealous fool.

Tuesday January 6th

1pm ET-Rock Enroll
Eddie changes his mind about college at a concert fund-raiser after singer Shanice performs a song he wrote; and Urkel has no luck rallying friends to celebrate his birthday, but soon finds that Laura is his biggest cheerleader.

130pm ET-Like a Virgin
Eddie becomes the laughingstock of the boys' locker room after Urkel spills the beans that Eddie is still a virgin.

Wednesday January 7th

1pm ET-Good Cop, Bad Cop
Carl grills two officers who stopped Eddie in a white neighborhood for the wrong reasons; Steve takes Richie to see the dentist and becomes his next patient. (The group Shai has a cameo.)

130pm ET-Presumed Urkel
When accident-prone Steve is blamed for a chemistry lab explosion, Laura represents him at a school trial.

Thursday January 8th

1pm ET-Father of the Bride
Carl bribes Laura to go bowling with Urkel and dreams that they are married with four kids who look like Urkel.

130pm ET-Psycho Twins
Carl and Urkel end up in the ring with the World Wrestling Federation's Bushwhackers after Urkel creates a "snooze juice" that knocks out the wrestling team's original opponents.

Friday January 9th

1pm ET-That's What Friends Are For
Everyone applauds Eddie on his college scholarship except Waldo, who fears he's losing a friend. Meanwhile, Carl's fear of failure could keep him from a job promotion; and Urkel tortures Carl into telling him where Myra is by showing him slides of his cheese-tasting trip.

130pm ET-Opposites Attract
Urkel develops hiccups after being robbed.

Monday January 12th

1pm ET-A-Camping We Will Go
Urkel tags along on Carl's camping trip in Minnesota and an irritated Carl stubbornly refuses to listen to know-it-all Urkel's words of warning about bears and geysers; Harriette seeks a job.

130pm ET-Nunsense
Urkel fears that his rejection has sent Myra to join a nunnery, so he enlists Eddie and Waldo to dress in habits and join him in a search for her at the convent.

Tuesday January 13th

1pm ET-Aunt Oona
Urkel's accident-prone Aunt Oona visits shy, dowdy woman who get a confidence-building makeover from Harriette and then takes her new-found confidence to a karaoke bar, where chaos erupts when she holds a singing contest.

130pm ET-Stefan Returns
Laura pleads with Urkel to step back into his transformation chamber and bring back her perfect guy the handsome, cool, caring Stefan Urquelle. Freddy Jackson sings You Are My Lady".

Wednesday January 14th

1pm ET-To Be Or Not to Be, Part 1(6th season premiere)
Laura doesn't want Stefan to change anything about himself for her, while Urkel - as his nerdy self - is a 10 in Myra's eyes. Meanwhile, hoping to improve his vision, Carl steps into Urkel's transformation chamber.

130pm ET-To Be Or Not to Be, Conclusion
After a vengeful Myra tampers with Urkel's transformation chamber, Carl steps into it and steps out as an Urkel-like nerd.

Thursday January 15th

1pm ET-Till Death Do Us Apartment
College man Eddie moves into an apartment with Waldo and promptly plans a hot night with two female guests which inflames Waldo's steady, Maxine.

130pm ET-The Looney Bin
Hard times bring distress for the unemployed Harriette and for a homeless and eccentric janitor, who gets trapped in the school bomb shelter with Good Samaritans Urkel and Carl.

Friday January 16th

1pm ET-Beta Chi Guy
His friendship with Urkel damages Eddie's reputation with a group of ultra cool fraternity brothers.

130pm ET-Par for the Course
Duffer Carl is reluctant to stand up to his cheating boss during a round of golf, but Harriette isn't reluctant to go looking for Laura when she misses her curfew.

Monday January 19th

1pm ET-Sink or Swim
It's no secret that Urkel is deathly afraid of the water and his heart sinks when he learns that he can't graduate from high school unless he can pass a pass a swimming test, so he asks Carl for lessons.

130pm ET-Paradise Bluff
Urkel's life flashes before him atop Paradise Bluff, where Myra hands him an ultimatum; and Harriette rates her mate and finds Carl needs to spice up his technique - at barbecuing.

Tuesday January 20th

1pm ET-Flying Blind
Carl and Urkel must land a plane after their vengeful pilot bails out on a charter flight to Detroit, leaving the m with only their emotional baggage.

130pm ET-Cheers Looking at You, Kid
Carl and Harriette send Laura off unchaperoned to cheerleading championships in Omaha where Laura's handsome partner Gary looks a lot like trouble in Urkel's spying eyes.

Wednesday January 21st

1pm ET-Midterm Crisis
Carl loses points with Capt. Savage by telling him the truth about the woman he loves; and Eddie and Urkel cook up a lie about Waldo's midterm baking project, which they devoured.

130pm ET-An Unlikely Match
Urkel sets an example of forgiveness after getting harassed by a gang of ruffians at school - when he discovers the ringleader has leukemia, he organizes a bone marrow drive; and a police-auction bargain overshadows Carl's good judgment.

Thursday January 22nd

1pm ET-The Substitute Son
The transformation machine turns Urkel into a karate master who defends Laura's honor at a rough longshoreman's bar; Waldo becomes Carl's substitute son when Eddie starts taking his father for granted.

130pm ET-The Gun
After a harrowing experience at school, Laura concludes that arming herself with a gun may be her best shot at self-defense against a gang of teenage thugs.

Friday January 23rd

1pm ET-Wedding Bell Blues
Urkel and Carl risk their lives to save the distraught Mr. Looney from committing suicide when he is jilted on hi s wedding day; meanwhile at home, Laura fumes when her parents are more protective of her than of Eddie.

130pm ET-Ain't Nothin' But an Urkel
Another transformation-chamber mishap turns Urkel into a gyrating Elvis with a hunka hunka lot of explaining to do during a meeting with an MIT recruiter (Kline).

Monday January 26th

1pm ET-My Uncle Hero
Suspicions mount for Myra as Urkel and Laura put their heads together to plan a surprise birthday party for her. Meanwhile across town, Richie hopes to impress his classmates on a field trip to Carl's office at the police station.

130pm ET-My Bodyguard
After failing to foil a robbery, Carl is assigned to protect Urkel, who stopped the thief; the boss's daughter comes on to Eddie.

Tuesday January 27th

1pm ET-What's Up Doc?
A therapist who's hoping to get to the bottom of the Winslows' tensions has the family reflect on life with Urkel.

130pm ET-They Shoot Urkels, Don't They?
At a dance marathon to benefit the senior citizens center, Laura reluctantly cuts a rug with Waldo's cousin Bob and rivals Carl and Urkel boogie down till the sun comes up. The group All-4-One performs.

Wednesday January 28th

1pm ET-We're Going to Disney World, Part 1
As a finalist in an inventors' contest, Urkel invites the Winslows along on a free trip to Disney World, where Laura shares a fantasy romance with her Prince Charming Stefan Urquelle.

130pm ET-We're Going to Disney World, Conclusion
Myra makes a beeline for Walt Disney World, suspecting something is amiss with her "Steviekins". And it's no Mickey Mouse worry: he's proposed marriage to Laura.

Thursday January 29th

1pm ET-Home Sweet Home
When his parents move to Russia without telling him, Steve moves in with Eddie and Waldo - but his super termites eat them out of house and home, literally.

130pm ET-Little Big Guy(7th season premiere)
Mischief-maker Urkel and his troublesome transformation chamber move in with the Winslows and he wreaks household havoc by shrinking both himself and Carl in an experiment gone awry.

Friday January 30th

1pm ET-The Naked and the Nerdy
Steve and Laura have an accidental encounter in their birthday suits; Hariette unwraps an expensive gift she thinks Carl bought her for her anniversary. While they both get ready to take a shower, Steve and Laura accidentally see each other naked in the bathroom-a traumatic experience for both of them. Meanwhile, Carl's neighbor, Larry Johnson, asks Carl to hold onto an expensive diamond bracelet because Larry's wife is a snoop. But when Harriette finds it, she thinks Carl bought it for her anniversary gift, and he has some explaining to do.

130pm ET-Bugged
Steve has a secret crush on Agnes fellow bug collector. Steve meets a gorgeous bug collector, Agnes Pritzker, on the Internet and invites her over to trade insect specimens. Steve fantasizes about kissing her and feels so guilty that he confides in Laura. Laura tells him to confess to his girlfriend, Myra, if it bothers him so much. Steve worries about Myra's reaction, but when he tells her about his thoughts of cheating on her, she says it's okay to fantasize, just not to act on it. Meanwhile, Harriette insists that Carl allow her boss, Nick Neidermeyer (Orbach), to play poker with him and his buddies in their weekly game. Nick wins repeatedly, makes obnoxious jokes and acts rudely. But Carl and the others endure it so Harriette doesn't get in trouble at work. Finally, at the next game, Harriette confronts Nick about his behavior and finds out that he will be transferred to a lower division and has no power over her anymore. Carl and Harriette throw Nick out of the house.

Originally posted by Brent88
Tuesday December 16
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130pm ET-It Didn't Happen One Night
Carl and Harriette send Laura off unchaperoned to cheerleading championships in Omaha, where Laura's handsome partner looks a lot like trouble in Urkel's spying eyes.

Actually, they aired the episode where Laura went to Cincinnati. (Did you notice the green sign for US Highway 30 going to Indianapolis and Cincinnati? In reality US 52 goes from the Windy City to those places!) This was where Steve drove her there in the Isetta and they spent the night at that fleabag motel with the dead phone.

When Laura went to Omaha, Steve stowed away in her luggage and tried to get Laura away from her boyfriend at the time, Gary.

I know. I watched it. The title is right but the episode description is wrong. It's the episode guide's fault.

Monday February 2nd

1pm ET-Teacher's Pet
An English class full of unruly hooligans gives substitute teacher Urkel a pain - along with a creative scheme to get through to his defiant charges. Steve's English teacher, Mr. Donald Ludke, needs to take two days off so he appoints Steve as the substitute teacher. The first day, everyone but Laura and Myra ignores Steve, and two bullies, Kissel and Robbins, play tricks on him. But the second day, Steve uses his transformation machine to become Stefan Urquelle, who humiliates Kissel and takes charge of the class. Then Stefan teaches Robbins a love poem that helps Robbins get a date. Meanwhile, Harriette berates Carl for not helping with the housework. He hires a sexy maid, Tawny, further angering Harriette. The next day, she terminates Tawny and hires a muscular male servant, Geoffrey, to teach Carl a lesson. Carl agrees to help Harriette more often.

130pm ET-Walking My Baby Back Home
Eddie and his new girlfriend, Greta, dance until late at night to the music of pop stars Ziggy Marley and the Melody Makers (themselves) in the Winslows' living room. When Greta returns home past her curfew, her father forbids her to go out with Eddie for a month. Eddie convinces Steve to go to Greta's house and pretend to be her new boyfriend. Once her father lets her go out with Steve, Eddie takes her away for a date. But Eddie gets a flat tire and brings Greta home late again-and this time Steve gets the blame. Meanwhile, Mother Winslow gets called for an audit by the Internal Revenue Service. When Carl accompanies her, she accidentally gets him in trouble too.

Tuesday February 3rd

1pm ET-She's Back
Jaleel White has a dual role as Myrtle, Urkel's visiting cousin from Biloxi - who shows plenty of moxie when she squares off with Greta for Eddie's affections. The Winslows breathe a sigh of relief when Steve goes away to visit his parents in Russia. Unfortunately, Steve's Southern belle cousin, Myrtle Urkel, appears to pursue her true love - Eddie.

130pm ET-Hot Rods to Heck
When Laura's emotions go into overdrive for drag racer Curtis, Urkel soups up the Isetta and challenges the daredevil to a race. In an effort to distract Laura from Curtis Williams, a flirtatious high school senior, Steve challenges him to a car race. Steve converts his wimpy little car into a powerful racing machine. Meanwhile, Eddie has annoyed Carl ever since he moved back home. After Eddie's friends keep coming over and making noise, Carl tells Eddie to respect the others in the house.

Wednesday February 4th

1pm ET-Talk's Cheap
Waldo persuades Steve, Myra and Laura to appear on a talk show to discuss romance. Waldo convinces Steve, Myra and Laura to appear on a talk show to discuss unfulfilling romances. Everyone is surprised when Myrtle comes on and talks about her unrequited love for Eddie. Meanwhile, Harriette tries to inspire passion in a reluctant Carl.

130pm ET-Struck By Lightning
Laura and Myra's friendship turns stormy as they compete for the same sales job at Ferguson's; a rainstorm renders Urkel a "human lightning rod" and he refuses to go outside after being struck by lightning three times. Luckily, he finds out the cause: His "boss sauce" that he uses in his transformation machine contains a huge amount of iron. Meanwhile, Laura and Myra compete for the same sales job at a department store.

Thursday February 5th

1pm ET-Best Years of Our Lives
Steve is put in charge of building the school's homecoming parade float. With some difficulty, he gets volunteers to build a beautiful float. Unfortunately, while transporting it to the school, Steve crashes the float and destroys it. Although the volunteers are upset, they realize that the happy memories and friendships developed while building the float will last forever. Meanwhile, Mother Winslow sustains a series of minor injuries in her strenuous hobbies, including karate and square dancing. Carl worries that she should slow down in her old age before she really hurts herself.

130pm ET-Friendship Cycles
Carl backpedals on his refusal to teach Urkel to ride a bike when it seems that the clumsy kid might wreck his new car. Laura brushes off Maxine's wish to become a hairdresser as foolhardy. Steve really wants to go on a class bicycle trip with Myra, but he doesn't know how to ride a bicycle. When Carl refuses to teach Steve how to ride a bicycle, Steve tries to teach himself. The clumsy Steve almost kills himself until Carl finally feels sorry for him and helps out. Meanwhile, Laura and her best friend, Maxine quarrel over whether Max should go to college or cosmetology school. Also, Carl becomes enamored with his new car.

Friday February 6th

1pm ET-South of the Border
Waldo visits the tiny island nation of Porto Santo and accidentally gets arrested for theft. When Carl, Steve and Eddie find out, they fly there and try to get him released. The police chief, Jaime Gutierrez Garcia , who is also the mayor and the governor, offers to release Waldo if Carl pays a huge fine. Carl doesn't have enough money, so he, Eddie and Steve secretly help Waldo escape that night. But Garcia catches them and threatens to jail all four. Luckily, he also explains that Porto Santo dollars are worth a lot less than American dollars and the fine is actually pretty small. Waldo, Carl, Eddie and Steve return home. Meanwhile, Laura is reluctant to go on a date with a boy she has never met whom Harriette recommends. She would rather date the polite pizza delivery boy, David Phillips, who comes to the house on the night of the date. Then Laura finds out that David is the one her mother likes. Harriette wanted Laura to decide for herself whether she likes David, which Laura appreciates.

130pm ET-Life in the Fast Lane
Handyman chores leave Urkel hyped up and hammered out after he inadvertently downs Laura's diet pills, which she's using for a quick trim down.

Monday February 9th

1pm ET-Random Acts of Science
Teamwork and the transformation chamber give Carl and Urkel an advantage in fighting off gang members looking to ransack the police warehouse. After Steve causes havoc with yet another of his inventions, Carl forces him to bring all of his scientific equipment to a police warehouse that night. While they're there, three hoodlums break in, tie Carl and Steve up and start robbing the place. Steve convinces them to let him demonstrate his transformation machine before they steal it, and he transforms Carl and himself into karate experts. A huge fight ensues, and Carl and Steve defeat the criminals. Carl gratefully allows Steve to move his equipment back to the house. Meanwhile, knowing that Harriette will object, Laura gets a nose ring without telling her. Harriette furiously tells her it's not the ring she minds but the fact that Laura did not ask permission. Laura reveals that it's a fake ring and says that she is now asking permission for a real one since it's okay with Harriette. Harriette is relieved when Laura decides not to get the nose ring-until she learns that Laura now wants a navel ring.

130pm ET-Tips for a Better Life
Carl issues an ultimatum concerning Eddie's recent drinking habits; meanwhile at the local cafe, female fans become intoxicated by the jazz styling of the ultra cool Stefan Urquette. Eddie, now a member of a fraternity at college but living at home, starts drinking alcohol excessively. Carl demands that if Eddie comes home drunk again, he must move out. After the next incident, Carl tells Eddie to move in with Waldo. But Waldo surprisingly refuses, saying that Eddie becomes obnoxious when he is drunk. Eddie realizes that his father is right; he shouldn't drink alcohol until he is old enough to be responsible. Carl lets him live at home. To earn money to pay for damaging the Winslow house with one of his inventions, Steve plays jazz piano in a local club - after transforming into the suave Stefan Urquelle. The highlight of his show is when Laura sings a love song with his accompaniment, followed by a passionate kiss.

Tuesday February 10th

1pm ET-Swine Lake
At a recital, Eddie and Greta's pas de deux from "Swan Lake" in interrupted by an ungly duckling from down south - Myrtle Urkel. Harriette, feeling dowdy, gives herself a makeover, while Eddie reluctantly enrolls in ballet lessons to improve his basketball skills. When he and his girlfriend, Greta, perform a famous ballet with the class, Myrtle Urkel arrives and takes Greta's place - both on and off the stage. Meanwhile, Harriette becomes depressed when Laura's boyfriend, Curtis, thinks that she is Laura's grandmother. She begins dressing like Tina Turner but finally comes to terms with being comfortable with her age.

130pm ET-My Big Brother
Urkel volunteers as a Big Brother to a touch street kid who's mastered pick pocketing skills but harbors a secret about his reading ability. Through a charity, Steve becomes a mentor for a tough but charming inner-city nine-year-old, 3J. While tutoring him, Steve discovers that, although 3J is smart, he is illiterate. At first, 3J rejects Steve's help, preferring to survive with his natural talents as always. But Steve excites him about the wonderful worlds of imagination one can find in books, and 3J decides to make his life better by learning to read. Meanwhile, Carl finds Harriette's secret savings account book. He is upset that she hid it from him. But later, he regrets arguing with her when she gives him an expensive gift for which she was secretly saving money.

Wednesday February 11th

1pm ET-Eau De Love
Urkel's powerful love potion prompts a sudden devotion from Laura; airline nightmares plague Carl and Harriette on their way to Nassau for a second honeymoon. When Steve casts a spell on Laura with a magical love potion, his lifelong quest for her may finally have a happy ending. Meanwhile, Harriette and Carl's plans for a romantic second honeymoon are thwarted.

130pm ET-Twinkle Toes Faldo
Eddie and Urkel don't tap dance around the fact that Waldo is a klutz on the basketball court, so Waldo takes tap dancing lessons to improve his agility. Elsewhere, getting accepted to Harvard means the world to Laura, until she l earns her parents can't pay the tuition.

Thursday February 12th

1pm ET-Scammed
Eddie and Waldo fall victim to a scam when they saunter into a bar expecting to meet members of the Chicago Bulls ; Urkel's super glue provides Laura with a super-facial. When Eddie and Waldo go to a bar where they think famous basketball players congregate, they are astounded by the expensive bill. Meanwhile, Myra makes an organic facial treatment to help Laura get rid of a pimple. Unfortunately, Myra mistakes Steve's super glue for milk and uses it in the mixture.

130pm ET-Dream Date
The school prom brings one disaster after another for Laura. First, her date cancels; then she's parked with a dateless Urkel at the dance. The group "Immature" performs.

Friday February 13th

1pm ET-My Broken-Hearted Valentine(Valentine's 1992)
Lonely and depressed after breaking up with Ted, Laura grants Urkel a few bittersweet hours of bliss as her valentine; Gwendolyn charms Richie with "yucky goo-goo stuff"; and Harriette and Carl search for admirable qualities in each other.

130pm ET-Heart Strings(Valentine's 1993)
Laura becomes Steve's valentine; Steve arranges a date for Richie with Gwendolyn.

Monday February 16th

*for some stupid reason, ABC Family will skip "A Ham is Born" and "Send in the Clone". Pretty stupid since when Paris Vacation Part 1 starts, it will play clips from "Send in the Clone" :rolleyes:

1pm ET-Paris Vacation, Part 1(8th season premiere, ABC's final season)
Steve does it yet again. He creates the UrkPad which allows him, the Winslows, and Stefan to travel to Paris. All goes well when Stefan learns he likes being a model and can actually speak French. Eddie unfortunately has to work during vacation for causing an accident at a restuarant. And Steve makes a new friend in Nicole. Or does he?

130pm ET-Paris Vacation, Part 2
Turns out Nicole is a spy that is trying to get her hands on how the UrkPad works for her sinister cousin. Urkel is kidnapped and must either make them an UrkPad or die.

Tuesday February 17th

1pm ET-Paris Vacation, Conclusion
In the final part of the Paris trilogy, Carl comes to the rescue and saves Steve and the Winslows head back home... all except for Stefan.

130pm ET-Movin' On
Urkel fits in with his new college friends but pines for Laura.

Wednesday February 18th

1pm ET-3J in the House
The Winslows realize their feelings for 3J when he runs away from the group home.

130pm ET-Getting Buff
Eddie learns a revealing lesson when Greta gets a part-time job.

Thursday February 19th

1pm ET-Karate Kids
Steve gets a supervising job at the local playground. A snobbish gang comes and messes with Steve by violating rules such as littering. But he decides not to take any crap and gets them back by squirting a hose at the girls. But later his plan backfires when the girls had told other members what happened, and Steve is tied with the hose to a junglegym and water squirting on him. Meanwhile 3J hits on a girl at the park and someome is trying to get back at the family because Eddie parked a car by there house.

130pm ET-Home Again
A New Edition concert helps Stefan and Laura's long-distance relationship.

Friday February 20th

1pm ET-Nightmare at Urkel Oats
Eddie dreams that he is getting married to Myrtle Urkel, of all people, in her Southern plantation.

130pm ET-Chick-a-Boom
Steve invents some musically-activated gunpowder, but Myra mistakes it for pepper when she uses it to prepare a big dinner for Carl's commissioner!

Monday February 23rd

1pm ET-The Jury
Steve and Carl are called in on jury duty, and Steve proves without a shadow of a doubt that the accused is innocent while everyone else thinks he is guilty.

130pm ET-Revenge of the Nerd
Laura plans to join a sorority and learns Steve is their favorite target.

Tuesday February 24th

1pm ET-Love Triangles
Best friends Laura and Maxine are attracted to the same guy.

130pm ET-Father Time
It's another one of Urkel's crazy inventions when Urkel invents a time machine that sends carl and steve to the day when he and harriet first bought the house. Carl leaves his past self a check that causes carl in the future to be rich and powerful.

Wednesday February 25th

1pm ET-Beauty and the Beast
Myrtle Urkel is back, and this time, she sabotages a beauty pageant so she can win.

130pm ET-What Do You Know?
Eddie's plan misfires when he transforms into Urkel to compete on a game show.

Thursday February 26th

1pm ET-Odd Man In
Harriette fills a spot at Carl's poker table while Steve does work for Eddie at a ballpark.

130pm ET-Flirting with Disaster
Eddie is most definitely flirting with disaster when he tries to date a woman much older than him. Meanwhile, Steve is causing Carl's homeowner insurance to skyrocket.

Friday February 27th

1pm ET-Pound Foolish
Donna Summer reprises her role as Urkel's Aunt Oona from Altoona, who has put on weight but anticipates taking it off in her nephew's new-fangled fat-compression chamber.

130pm ET-The Brother Who Came to Dinner
While Steve and Eddie have another quarrel, they accidently break Laura's laptop. Hiding the laptop from her, they lie to her that they gave it to friend who's upgrading the laptop for her. But knowing that she'll need it back by Wednesday, how will Steve and Eddie find the money to by her a new laptop? Steve has the perfect solution, by signing Eddie into a wrestling match! If he wins, they'll get the money they need. Though Eddie thinks that Steve is crazy, he introduces Eddie to his force field invention, so that Eddie can't be hit during the match! Meanwhile, Carl learns at the police station that his wayward brother Frank is in trouble with the law. When actually, his brother is in a serious debt problem.

Monday March 1st

1pm ET-A Pirate's Life for Me
Steve's time machine sends him and Carl back to a pirate ship.

130pm ET-Out with the Old(9th Season and CBS premiere)
Steve undergoes an image makeover in order to take part in a kissing auction hosted by Laura's sorority; Carl feels threatened by Harriette's promotion and raise and decides to moonlight as a parking attendant.

Tuesday March 2nd

1pm ET-They Shoot Urkels, Don't They?
When Commissioner Geiss and Carl go on a duck-hunting excursion, Urkel shows up at the lake with a camera to "shoot" the ducks. Urkel is shocked and dismayed to discover that Geiss and Carl are actually trying to slaughter innocent feathered fowl. Meanwhile, Laura "borrows" her mom's diamond earrings for a hot night out at the Sizzle Club and comes home an earring short.

130pm ET-Dumb Belle of the Ball
When Myrtle ends up hospitalized after saving Eddie from being hit by an oncoming car, he promises to take her to the debutante ball. Myrtle is thrilled when her Prince Charming, Eddie Winslow- "the gravy on her biscuits," escorts her to the Biloxi Debutante Ball. Meanwhile, Laura disappoints Carl when she goes to the Sizzle Club in a skimpy dress after agreeing to change into something less revealing.

Wednesday March 3rd

1pm ET-Drinking and Jiving
Goody-two-shoes Laura has her first beer---and her second and third---at a fraternity party, where she's later rescued by a gallant Urkel. Meanwhile, Carl and Harriette keep their anniversary plans a secret from each other, but not from Eddie, who finds himself in the middle of their fight. When Urkel arrives at a fraternity party to discover a drunken Laura dancing on tables, he takes her home and she kisses him passionately. The next morning when Urkel proclaims that the kiss "was the kind that changes things forever," Laura protests that she doesn't remember - but does she? Meanwhile, Carl and Harriette's wedding anniversary turns into a bone of contention when they both make elaborate - but very different - plans.

130pm ET-Who's Afraid of the Big Black Book?
Unbeknown to Urkel, Laura has given him Eddie's Little Black Book to use as an invitation list to Eddie's 21st birthday party, and all of ex-girlfriends show up. While Eddie isn't having a happy birthday party surrounded by his exes, Carl is promoted to police captain after proving to Commissioner Geiss that he is the one qualified for the job, which Geiss had initially given to his son.

Thursday March 4th

1pm ET-A Mind is a Terrible Thing to Read
Urkel doesn't mind at all when a chemistry experiment allows him to eavesdrop on the thoughts of everyone around him, but being able to hear what people are thinking soon becomes far too overwhelming. Meanwhile, Carl becomes a troop leader for the Junior Woodsmen.

130pm ET-Trading Places
When Laura seems distant and distracted, a jealous Stefan cooks up an elaborate plan to swap places with Urkel - the "man" to whom he suspects Laura is attracted. Laura knows something's up when Stefan (as Urkel) is a miserable tutor and Urkel has a heck of a time filling in for Stefan at a fashion photo shoot. Meanwhile, Eddie decides to follow Carl around on "the beat" with a video camera.

Friday March 5th

1pm ET-A Pain in Harassment
Steve gets a chance at a $1 million basketball shot. Will he end up rolling dough, or will he get "nothing but net". Harriette's new boss has a reputation for being tough, but his employees are blindsided by his verbal abuse as well. Meanwhile, Urkel tries to win a million dollars with a basketball half-court shot in L.A.

130pm ET-Original Gangsta Dawg
Jaleel White dons another persona, that of Urkel's visiting hip-hop cousin, O.G.D. (short for Original Gangsta Dawg), who makes a bad first impression on the Winslows - hitting on Laura, spouting controversial ideas, and influencing 3J in a decidedly negative fashion. Meanwhile, a crooked thug who is owed $4,000 by O.G.D. arrives in town looking to collect on the debt. Singer Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott has a cameo.

Monday March 8th

1pm ET-Grill of My Dreams
Everyone duck! Urkel begins training to become a master teppanyaki chef at a Japanese steakhouse a part of his journey along the self-improvement highway. Laura surprises Urkel at the restaurant while he's slicing and dicing, and he lives up to the specialty of the house - The Tsunami Supreme. Meanwhile, Commissioner Geiss goes on vacation and leaves his talking pet parrot, Andre, in Carl's care and the bird learns some new words: "Geiss is an idiot."

130pm ET-Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
Urkel decides to call it splitsville with Myra, but freaks out when she beats him to the punch. Although he is surprised that Myra broke up with him, Urkel decides that it's all for the best and goes to his true love, Laura. But when Myra turns up at the Winslows claiming that she made a mistake and wants "her man back," she discovers Urkel and Laura in a passionate kiss. Meanwhile, Eddie quits school and decides to become a police officer - just like his dad.

Tuesday March 9th

1pm ET-Crazy for You, Part 1
In the first half of this special two-part episode, Myra spies on Urkel's every move with her elaborate "Stevie-Glasses-cam". She is shocked to learn of his upcoming Saturday night date with Laura. When she tells Stefan about her rival's pending date with "her Stevie," Stefan agrees to help rain on their parade. Meanwhile, Carl tries to control Eddie's trigger-happy finger during police training. Judyann Elder takes over the role of Harriette.

130pm ET-Crazier for You, Conclusion
Urkel is shocked to discover that Myra has been spying on him, but he thinks she's really snapped her cap when she starts dressing like Laura. Meanwhile, Harriette discovers that her wedding ring was originally intended for another woman.

Wednesday March 10th

1pm ET-Whose Man Is It Anyway?
Cousin Myrtle dukes it out in the boxing ring with Greta to win Eddie for her own. Meanwhile, 3J longs to find his birth mother.

130pm ET-Throw Urkel from the Train
Laura's not impressed by Maxine's rich new boyfriend D'Andre.

Thursday March 11th

1pm ET-Don't Make Me Over
Myrtle Urkel tries for the last time to get Eddie. This time, Laura and Maxine give her a complete and total makeover. Myrtle comes out looking terrific, but Eddie still does not like her. So she decides to stop chasing him.

130pm ET-Pop Goes the Question
Armed with flowers and diamond rings, Urkel and Stephan each pop "the big question" to an unsuspecting Laura. Aware that Stephan is Carl's personal favorite and seems to be the logical choice, Laura is torn between the two men. While Urkel decides that stepping aside and moving all the way to Russia is the gentlemanly thing to do, Laura struggles with her dilemma-- choose the man she wants to marry or risk losing him forever.

Friday March 12th

1pm ET-Lost in Space, Part 1
The long-running family sitcom that made Urkel a nerd for the ages comes to a close after nine seasons. The two-part series finale sends Urkel into space as a student astronaut. It seems NASA wants to test his prize-winning artificial-gravity invention in space - with him on board. Unfortunately, this means that Urkel will have to postpone his other mission: to marry Laura. Meanwhile, back on terra firma, Harriette conspires to get Eddie reassigned to a precinct desk job out of fear for his safety.

130pm ET-Lost in Space, Conclusion(SERIES FINALE!!)
This was never meant to be the series finale. The cast and crew were told to finish filming the season by March and get ready for another season. The 1oth season would have featured the wedding of Steve and Laura. However it was learned that CBS had the sets for the show destroyed and that's when the cast knew the series was over.

Monday March 15th

1pm ET-The Mama Who Came to Dinner(Pilot)
Mother Winslow moves in and immediately begins to usurp Carl's authority.

130pm ET-Two-Income Family
Harriette loses her job to automation, forcing the family into austerity measures while Carl stews over the family debts.

Tuesday March 16th

1pm ET-Short Story
Rachel writes a short story with characters that seem all too familiar; Carl becomes obsessed with the family's out of proportion water bill.

130pm ET-Rachel's First Date
The Winslows finally get to be alone together when Rachel accepts a date with a man from the church choir.

Wednesday March 17th

1pm ET-Straight A's
Eddie turns to miracle tutor Steve Urkel, who hopes to trade his services for a date with Laura.

130pm ET-Mr. Badwrench
Self-proclaimed handyman Carl decides to install a shower in Mother Winslow's quarters while she's out of town.

Thursday March 18th

1pm ET-Body Damage
Rachel takes an unauthorized spin in the classic automobile that Carl plans to drive in the Columbus Day Parade.

130pm ET-Stakeout
After Carl is on an all-night stakeout with his attractive new partner, Harriette finds a room key to Louie's Love Grotto in his pocket.

Friday March 19th

1pm ET-False Arrest
The Winslows are aghast to discover that their TV idol has been arrested for assaulting a police officer - Officer Carl Winslow.

130pm ET-Basketball Blues
Carl's efforts to get Eddie psyched for a pro basketball career is enhanced by a visit from basketball star Bolton.

Monday March 22nd

1pm ET-The Quilt
Laura sells a quilt Grandmother Winslow considered an heirloom.

130pm ET-Laura's First Date
Laura is humiliated when her father and Eddie pity her for not having a date for an upcoming dance.

Tuesday March 23rd

1pm ET-Man's Best Friend
Carl has a rule he intends to enforce not pets in the house until her meets a big, playful puppy who follows the kids home from school.

130pm ET-Baker's Dozens
Thanks to Rachel's brainstorm, Carl could become the "king of tarts" if he shares his secret recipe for lemon tarts, which were a big hit at a local restaurant.

Wednesday March 24th

1pm ET-The Big Reunion
Carl decides to lose weight before going to his high-school reunion.

130pm ET-The Party
A "No Guests" rule spells no fun for Eddie, who's left in charge of the house while the adults are away for the weekend.

Thursday March 25th

1pm ET-The Big Fix
Eddie persuades Laura to date a guy he's indebted to.

130pm ET-Sitting Pretty
Laura's babysitting service floods the house with children at a bad time on the night Carl has invited his captain over.

Friday March 26th

1pm ET-In a Jam
Eddie wants to do the right thing when faced with protecting Steve from a bully who threatens to beat him up, which could get Eddie creamed as well.

130pm ET-The Candidate
Eddie places image over integrity in his class president bid when image-maker Laura offers a thousand points of light to illuminate his campaign.

Monday March 29th

1pm ET-Bowl Me Over
The men vie with the women in a bowling match and Carl's philosophy about accepting defeat gracefully ends up in the gutter when Harriette aces him out.

130pm ET-Rock Video
When Eddie's big ego threatens to disband his group during the making of a rock video for a contest, the rest of the Winslows offer some ideas.

Tuesday March 30th

1pm ET-Rachel's Place(2nd season premiere)
Feeling like a freeloader, Rachel decides to look for a career beyond writing and opens up a diner after Steve accidentally burns down Leroy's.

130pm ET-Torn Between Two Lovers
Steve develops a crush on Rachel and believes it is reciprocated when she invites him to a candlelight dinner at her restaurant, while Rachel is actually dating her bank's loan officer.

Wednesday March 31st

1pm ET-Marriage 101
For a class project, Laura is "married" to Steve for a day. Meanwhile, one of Carl's sergeants casts his eye on Rachel.

130pm ET-Flashpants
A braggart with a badge transfers to Carl's divisions just in time for the precinct's annual dance contest, which Carl and Harriette aim to win by dancing circles around their fierce rival.

Thursday April 1st

1pm ET-Crash Course
Steve insists on taking the blame when Eddie crashes the family car into the Winslow living room.

130pm ET-Boxcar Blues
Carl gets trapped inside a railroad boxcar with Steve and a cargo of cattle.

Friday April 2nd

1pm ET-Cousin Urkel
Steve's cousin from Biloxi sets out to sweep Eddie off his feet.

130pm ET-Dedicated to the One I Love
Harriette points out the obvious when seductive neighbor Loretta sets her sights on Carl; and Laura may soon regret steering Steve to a shy young girl when she finds herself jealous of his attentions.

Monday April 5th

1pm ET-The Science Project
Everyone vies to be partners with budding scientist Steve, who teams up with Laura for a science project - an A-bomb.

130pm ET-Requiem for an Urkel
Steve charges like a raging bull to the boxing ring when a bully threatens to pummel any guy who asks Laura out.

Tuesday April 6th

1pm ET-Fast Eddie Winslow
Eddie is cornered by a tough pool hustler.

130pm ET-Ice Station Winslow
When Carl, Eddie and Steve go ice fishing at Lake Wannamuck, Carl has a potentially critical accident; and at home, Judy dislikes the fuss made over Richie.

Wednesday April 7th

1pm ET-Son
After an escalating spat with his father, grounded Eddie escapes from the house to keep a date, and Harriette must mediate a father-son feud when Carl gets tired of Eddie's attitude and Eddie threatens to move out.

130pm ET-Do the Right Thing
Carl finds a diamond bracelet and wrestles with doing the right thing, as does Steve, who holds in his hands the academic fate of his romantic rival Todd, who needs Steve's tutoring skills.

Thursday April 8th

1pm ET-High Hopes
In a hot-air balloon, Carl tries to overcome his fear of heights. Harriette and Rachel clash over a car won in a contest.

130pm ET-Life of the Party
At a rooftop party, some kids spike Steve's punch; and Rachel must talk him down from the ledge.

Friday April 9th

1pm ET-Busted
When Eddie cracks up the family car, Steve suggests raising repair money at an illegal gambling hangout.

130pm ET-Fight the Good Fight
Laura is inspired to make a difference by encouraging support for a black-history class, but her efforts fan the flames of racism at school.

Originally posted by Brent88
6pm ET-Bowl Me Over
The men vie with the women in a bowling match and Carl's philosophy about accepting defeat gracefully ends up in the gutter when Hariette aces him out.

I'm watching that same episode on WB11 (I know you didn't live in New York). The song "Days Gone By" was the shorter syndicated one.

Yeah... I wish I got WPIX, it would add Family Matters to the weekends. I wish ABC Family would air the show on weekends after Full House.

BTW: Looks like sometime around March 15th is when ABC Family will start back over with the 1st episode.