Sitcomwriter
09-27-2003, 02:55 AM
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“The Married Ones”
#1:”Happy Anniversary”
Special Guest Stars:Joey Ferraro as Joe Patton and Brittany Snow as Jameson Janson
Theme Song:Being Young (http://website.lineone.net/~artthreat/beingyoung.mp3)
Cast:
John-Paul Vitale as John-Paul Madden
Mischa Barton as Mischa Santana-Madden
Martin Mull as Murphy Santana
Amy Yasbeck as Dr.DeLane Delaney
(John-Paul and Mischa’s apartment.John-Paul is sitting down on the couch reading the paper.Mischa enters)
Mischa:Hi Honey, I’m Home
(John-Paul puts the newspaper down on the coffee table)
John-Paul:See, I’m the guy so I’m supposed to be doing that
Mischa:No one said that I couldn’t
John-Paul:I know but….
(Mischa heads on over to the kitchen)
Mischa:Please don’t explain because I know you and you’ll take forever explaining
John-Paul:You really do know well don’t you?
Mischa:Well We’ve been married almost 3 years
John-Paul:That’s true and I have big plans for our Wedding Anniversary tomorrow night
Mischa:Yeah well about that….
John-Paul:What happened?
Mischa:Well It’s our 3rd wedding anniversary and I don’t feel like making it a big deal
John-Paul:It’s our 3rd wedding anniversary Mischa.It IS a big deal!
Mischa:Well we made a big deal out of the 1st and the 2nd….
John-Paul:But the 3rd is more important
Mischa:How so?
John-Paul:Because When your married for 3 years it’s….it’s….it’s more than 2
Mischa:Well that’s kind of expected being that 3 is higher than 2 when it comes to numbers
John-Paul:It’s just that I love you and I had this whole big romantic evening set up and I got you a present yesterday and….
Mischa:I thought we said no presents on our Wedding Anniversaries
John-Paul:I know but this is just a small little something
Mischa:How small?
John-Paul:Small
Mischa:Itsy-Bitsy Small?
John-Paul:I don’t know if I’d say itsy-bitsy small but it’s pretty damn small
Mischa:I hope IT’s not pretty damn small for our wedding anniversary
John-Paul:That wasn’t funny
Mischa:I know I was just trying to lighten up the mood.Anyway, to change subjects for a second, We have Dr.Delaney in 6 hours
John-Paul:Why do we still have to go to that loony couples’ therapist anyway?
Mischa:Because my dad wants us to and We’ve been seeing her for 3 years already
John-Paul:I understand that but Why did he want us to see her in the 1st place?
Mischa:Because We decided to run off and get married at 14 for no apparent reason
John-Paul:We loved each other and we still do
Mischa:Yes but to my dad that’s no apparent reason
(Murphy enters)
John-Paul:We really need to lock that door
Murphy:Oh great.Are you guys STILL married?
Mischa:Yes dad and We’re staying married whether you like it or not
Murphy;Oh My.There is no god.THERE IS NO GOD!
Mischa:Your right.There isn’t.He doesn’t exist
(Opening Credits)
(Dr.DeLane Delaney’s office.John-Paul and Mischa are sitting down on a couch together)
DeLane:So I understand that tomorrow is your 3rd wedding anniversary
John-Paul:Your right.It is
DeLane:I was right.I knew that I’d be right.A little birdie told me that I would be right
John-Paul:Did he really?
DeLane:Actually it was a she
John-Paul:Ah
DeLane:You know, The 3rd anniversary is The Leather Anniversary
John-Paul:Is it really?
DeLane:Yes it is
Mischa;Well, As you should already know, John-Paul and I usually don’t exchange gifts on our wedding anniversary
DeLane:Why not?
Mischa:I’ve explained this to you a million times already but because we have each other and that’s the most important present in the world but this year John-Paul went out and got me some sort of present for some strange-ass reason
John-Paul:I saw it and I knew that you would like it
Mischa:What is it?
John-Paul:You’ll find out tomorrow
Mischa:Can you just give me a little clue as for what it might be?
John-Paul:It’s something that you’ve never had before
Mischa:Ok but What the hell is it?
John-Paul:I’m not telling you
Mischa:Why not?
John-Paul:You can wait until tomorrow night
Mischa:Ok
DeLane:Well Time’s up Kiddies.I’ll see you for your next session whenever the hell that is
(Herrington and McCloud’s Café and Booksellers.John-Paul and Joe are sitting down at a table sipping lattes)
John-Paul:You know, This is where Mischa and I had our 1st date.We were actually sitting at this very table
Joe:But What’s REALLY important is what you were eating.I hope you remember that or your whole life is ruined
John-Paul:I remember it like it was yesterday.She was eating a lightly toasted Salmon and brie sandwich with an Iced Tea as her beverage while I was savoring the many tastes of a Brie,Pesto and Sun-Dried tomato wrap all wrapped up in a spinach wrap thing with a Chai as my beverage
Joe:I take that back.You have no life
(John-Paul and Mischa’s apartment.Mischa and Jameson are there and are sitting on the couch together sipping hot tea)
Mischa:I mean, normally John-Paul and I don’t exchange presents for our anniversary but this year he just decided he wanted to.Should I tell him not to give it to me?
Jameson:Are you kidding? It’s a well-known fact that women are supposed to be spoiled by their boyfriends
Mischa:That’s a big old cliché first of all and second of all John-Paul isn’t my boyfriend.He’s my husband
Jameson:Same thing
Mischa:Ok maybe it’s the same thing but I just don’t want to be spoiled you know? I mean, John-Paul and I have always thought of each other as equals and I love him but I just don’t think that I can accept a present from him if I didn’t get him one in return
Jameson:I can’t believe you call yourself a woman
(Later that night.John-Paul and Mischa’s bedroom.John-Paul and Mischa are in their bed together.Neither of them can sleep.They spring up)
John-Paul and Mischa:I love you.I’m sorry.Sorry about what? Sorry about everything.I’m sorry too
(John-Paul and Mischa kiss)
John-Paul:Mischa I know it’s not our anniversary yet but I’ve decided to give you your present right now
Mischa:Oh you really don’t have to
John-Paul:But I choose to because I love you
Mischa:Ok, Ok now cut the chit-chat and show me what you got me
John-Paul:So you remember how I proposed to you?
Mischa:Well technically you didn’t.We just decided to get married to drive my dad nuts and because we loved each other
John-Paul:Well, Now It’s time for the real proposal
Mischa:What do you mean by the real proposal?
(John-Paul opens his night stand and pulls out an engagement ring)
John-Paul:Mischa Alexis Santana Will you marry me?
Mischa:Your so sweet
John-Paul:Thanks but I need an answer
Mischa;Yeah.Why not?
(John-Paula and Mischa kiss)
John-Paul:I love you Mischa
Mischa:I love you too John-Paul.I’m sorry I didn’t get you anything though
John-Paul:That’s ok.I have you.That’s all that matters to me
Mischa:Then Why did you get me the ring?
John-Paul:Because I know that you always wanted a traditional proposal since I’ve known you since We were 2 and the fact that you had your 1st period on our wedding night
Mischa:I’m sorry about that.I was a late bloomer
John-Paul:So instead of sex we had to try to clean blood off of your wedding dress
(John-Paul and Mischa laugh)
Mischa:Once again, I’m sorry
John-Paul:That’s ok Mischa because in a way, that was the best thing the ever happen to me.You were the best thing to ever happen to me.Happy Anniversary
(John-Paul and Mischa kiss)
Mischa;Happy Anniversary
(Closing Credits)
THE END
“The Married Ones”
#1:”Happy Anniversary”
Special Guest Stars:Joey Ferraro as Joe Patton and Brittany Snow as Jameson Janson
Theme Song:Being Young (http://website.lineone.net/~artthreat/beingyoung.mp3)
Cast:
John-Paul Vitale as John-Paul Madden
Mischa Barton as Mischa Santana-Madden
Martin Mull as Murphy Santana
Amy Yasbeck as Dr.DeLane Delaney
(John-Paul and Mischa’s apartment.John-Paul is sitting down on the couch reading the paper.Mischa enters)
Mischa:Hi Honey, I’m Home
(John-Paul puts the newspaper down on the coffee table)
John-Paul:See, I’m the guy so I’m supposed to be doing that
Mischa:No one said that I couldn’t
John-Paul:I know but….
(Mischa heads on over to the kitchen)
Mischa:Please don’t explain because I know you and you’ll take forever explaining
John-Paul:You really do know well don’t you?
Mischa:Well We’ve been married almost 3 years
John-Paul:That’s true and I have big plans for our Wedding Anniversary tomorrow night
Mischa:Yeah well about that….
John-Paul:What happened?
Mischa:Well It’s our 3rd wedding anniversary and I don’t feel like making it a big deal
John-Paul:It’s our 3rd wedding anniversary Mischa.It IS a big deal!
Mischa:Well we made a big deal out of the 1st and the 2nd….
John-Paul:But the 3rd is more important
Mischa:How so?
John-Paul:Because When your married for 3 years it’s….it’s….it’s more than 2
Mischa:Well that’s kind of expected being that 3 is higher than 2 when it comes to numbers
John-Paul:It’s just that I love you and I had this whole big romantic evening set up and I got you a present yesterday and….
Mischa:I thought we said no presents on our Wedding Anniversaries
John-Paul:I know but this is just a small little something
Mischa:How small?
John-Paul:Small
Mischa:Itsy-Bitsy Small?
John-Paul:I don’t know if I’d say itsy-bitsy small but it’s pretty damn small
Mischa:I hope IT’s not pretty damn small for our wedding anniversary
John-Paul:That wasn’t funny
Mischa:I know I was just trying to lighten up the mood.Anyway, to change subjects for a second, We have Dr.Delaney in 6 hours
John-Paul:Why do we still have to go to that loony couples’ therapist anyway?
Mischa:Because my dad wants us to and We’ve been seeing her for 3 years already
John-Paul:I understand that but Why did he want us to see her in the 1st place?
Mischa:Because We decided to run off and get married at 14 for no apparent reason
John-Paul:We loved each other and we still do
Mischa:Yes but to my dad that’s no apparent reason
(Murphy enters)
John-Paul:We really need to lock that door
Murphy:Oh great.Are you guys STILL married?
Mischa:Yes dad and We’re staying married whether you like it or not
Murphy;Oh My.There is no god.THERE IS NO GOD!
Mischa:Your right.There isn’t.He doesn’t exist
(Opening Credits)
(Dr.DeLane Delaney’s office.John-Paul and Mischa are sitting down on a couch together)
DeLane:So I understand that tomorrow is your 3rd wedding anniversary
John-Paul:Your right.It is
DeLane:I was right.I knew that I’d be right.A little birdie told me that I would be right
John-Paul:Did he really?
DeLane:Actually it was a she
John-Paul:Ah
DeLane:You know, The 3rd anniversary is The Leather Anniversary
John-Paul:Is it really?
DeLane:Yes it is
Mischa;Well, As you should already know, John-Paul and I usually don’t exchange gifts on our wedding anniversary
DeLane:Why not?
Mischa:I’ve explained this to you a million times already but because we have each other and that’s the most important present in the world but this year John-Paul went out and got me some sort of present for some strange-ass reason
John-Paul:I saw it and I knew that you would like it
Mischa:What is it?
John-Paul:You’ll find out tomorrow
Mischa:Can you just give me a little clue as for what it might be?
John-Paul:It’s something that you’ve never had before
Mischa:Ok but What the hell is it?
John-Paul:I’m not telling you
Mischa:Why not?
John-Paul:You can wait until tomorrow night
Mischa:Ok
DeLane:Well Time’s up Kiddies.I’ll see you for your next session whenever the hell that is
(Herrington and McCloud’s Café and Booksellers.John-Paul and Joe are sitting down at a table sipping lattes)
John-Paul:You know, This is where Mischa and I had our 1st date.We were actually sitting at this very table
Joe:But What’s REALLY important is what you were eating.I hope you remember that or your whole life is ruined
John-Paul:I remember it like it was yesterday.She was eating a lightly toasted Salmon and brie sandwich with an Iced Tea as her beverage while I was savoring the many tastes of a Brie,Pesto and Sun-Dried tomato wrap all wrapped up in a spinach wrap thing with a Chai as my beverage
Joe:I take that back.You have no life
(John-Paul and Mischa’s apartment.Mischa and Jameson are there and are sitting on the couch together sipping hot tea)
Mischa:I mean, normally John-Paul and I don’t exchange presents for our anniversary but this year he just decided he wanted to.Should I tell him not to give it to me?
Jameson:Are you kidding? It’s a well-known fact that women are supposed to be spoiled by their boyfriends
Mischa:That’s a big old cliché first of all and second of all John-Paul isn’t my boyfriend.He’s my husband
Jameson:Same thing
Mischa:Ok maybe it’s the same thing but I just don’t want to be spoiled you know? I mean, John-Paul and I have always thought of each other as equals and I love him but I just don’t think that I can accept a present from him if I didn’t get him one in return
Jameson:I can’t believe you call yourself a woman
(Later that night.John-Paul and Mischa’s bedroom.John-Paul and Mischa are in their bed together.Neither of them can sleep.They spring up)
John-Paul and Mischa:I love you.I’m sorry.Sorry about what? Sorry about everything.I’m sorry too
(John-Paul and Mischa kiss)
John-Paul:Mischa I know it’s not our anniversary yet but I’ve decided to give you your present right now
Mischa:Oh you really don’t have to
John-Paul:But I choose to because I love you
Mischa:Ok, Ok now cut the chit-chat and show me what you got me
John-Paul:So you remember how I proposed to you?
Mischa:Well technically you didn’t.We just decided to get married to drive my dad nuts and because we loved each other
John-Paul:Well, Now It’s time for the real proposal
Mischa:What do you mean by the real proposal?
(John-Paul opens his night stand and pulls out an engagement ring)
John-Paul:Mischa Alexis Santana Will you marry me?
Mischa:Your so sweet
John-Paul:Thanks but I need an answer
Mischa;Yeah.Why not?
(John-Paula and Mischa kiss)
John-Paul:I love you Mischa
Mischa:I love you too John-Paul.I’m sorry I didn’t get you anything though
John-Paul:That’s ok.I have you.That’s all that matters to me
Mischa:Then Why did you get me the ring?
John-Paul:Because I know that you always wanted a traditional proposal since I’ve known you since We were 2 and the fact that you had your 1st period on our wedding night
Mischa:I’m sorry about that.I was a late bloomer
John-Paul:So instead of sex we had to try to clean blood off of your wedding dress
(John-Paul and Mischa laugh)
Mischa:Once again, I’m sorry
John-Paul:That’s ok Mischa because in a way, that was the best thing the ever happen to me.You were the best thing to ever happen to me.Happy Anniversary
(John-Paul and Mischa kiss)
Mischa;Happy Anniversary
(Closing Credits)
THE END