TJL
09-20-2003, 09:57 PM
Here are some excerpts from one of my favorite books, "Life's Little Destruction Book - 512 boorish, insensitive and socially obnoxious pointers for leading a simple self-centered life."
Don't keep secrets.
Help fools part with their money.
Read other people's mail.
Give little kids clothes on their birthdays.
Never make your bed.
Add insult to injury.
Remind people that their freckles can be cancerous.
Peel out.
Don't leave a message at the beep.
Put coal in Christmas stockings
Nurture conspioracy theories.
Every umbrella is yours.
Accuse, confuse, and refuse.
See what it takes to get the lifeguard to blow the whistle.
Smuggle a little.
Take your colicky baby to the movies.
Remember that everything was better years ago.
Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus.
;)
Don't keep secrets.
Help fools part with their money.
Read other people's mail.
Give little kids clothes on their birthdays.
Never make your bed.
Add insult to injury.
Remind people that their freckles can be cancerous.
Peel out.
Don't leave a message at the beep.
Put coal in Christmas stockings
Nurture conspioracy theories.
Every umbrella is yours.
Accuse, confuse, and refuse.
See what it takes to get the lifeguard to blow the whistle.
Smuggle a little.
Take your colicky baby to the movies.
Remember that everything was better years ago.
Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus.
;)