Originally posted by Sean Snow
La la la.

FORTUNATO! *giggles*

Edgar Allen Poe is my Goth big daddy. *-*

*GASPING SHOCK* Does that mean Edgar Allen Poe is my great grand-daddy?

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
*GASPING SHOCK* Does that mean Edgar Allen Poe is my great grand-daddy?

Mmhmm. *-* Edgar Allen Poe the Goth guy FOREVER. His stories are so grand. *giggles*

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Mmhmm. *-* Edgar Allen Poe the Goth guy FOREVER. His stories are so grand. *giggles*

^-^! I wish my stories could be as grand as great-grand-daddy-poe's. *-*

w00t w00t. ewwww did I just say that? *screams*

I'm gonna have a grandlicious 6th birthday party for the revival. Even now that its a little brat it still has class. The butterfly was always a sheman. -.-

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
^-^! I wish my stories could be as grand as great-grand-daddy-poe's. *-*

w00t w00t. ewwww did I just say that? *screams*

No one can be as good as my daddy's. I remember whenever it thundered he read me one of his scary stories so I could go to sleep. *sighs* Those were the good old days.

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
I'm gonna have a grandlicious 6th birthday party for the revival. Even now that its a little brat it still has class. The butterfly was always a sheman. -.-

The butterfly had class. *cries* I just spoiled your brother way too much. I should've been a bit firmer, but no...I gave him EVERYTHING. Oh well. He's behind me now. And maybe one day he'll come back to life and he WON'T be a sheman. *-*

Mommy sean why did I get the shemaleish name. Why couldn't you have called me something grand like Oswald or something? *cries*

and I feel weird calling you mommy since your operation. -.-;;;

Originally posted by Sean Snow
The butterfly had class. *cries* I just spoiled your brother way too much. I should've been a bit firmer, but no...I gave him EVERYTHING. Oh well. He's behind me now. And maybe one day he'll come back to life and he WON'T be a sheman. *-*

The butterfly was always a shemale. and you did spoil him! We always knew he was your favorite. -.-

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
Mommy sean why did I get the shemaleish name. Why couldn't you have called me something grand like Oswald or something? *cries*

and I feel weird calling you mommy since your operation. -.-;;;

Your daddy made me do it. That's why I shot ten warning shots. Into his head. *-*

I can totally understand that you'll have to get used to the new me. ^-^

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
The butterfly was always a shemale. and you did spoil him! We always knew he was your favorite. -.-

That's because he was such a shemale from the beginning, I was hoping if I spoilt him he'd be nice. *cries*

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Your daddy made me do it. That's why I shot ten warning shots. Into his head. *-*

I can totally understand that you'll have to get used to the new me. ^-^

Who is my daddy anyway? If its not grandmother Brill then who? Oh my Brill! Its a new mystery. *-*

Its okay mommy. I'm happy as long as brother butterfly is dead. ^-^

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
Who is my daddy anyway? If its not grandmother Brill then who? Oh my Brill! Its a new mystery. *-*

Its okay mommy. I'm happy as long as brother butterfly is dead. ^-^

Brill is not your grandmother. -.- I lied. She was just some floozie who hung around my father Edgar Allen Poe. -.-

I can never tell you who you're daddy is. It's too shocking.

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Brill is not your grandmother. -.- I lied. She was just some floozie who hung around my father Edgar Allen Poe. -.-

Then who was my real grandmother. Oh my Brill! Yet another mystery! *-*

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
Then who was my real grandmother. Oh my Brill! Yet another mystery! *-*

Your grandmother was Virginia Poe, silly. ^-^ For some reason everyone thinks Edgar and Virginia had no children. Silly people! We know better.

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Your grandmother was Virginia Poe, silly. ^-^ For some reason everyone thinks Edgar and Virginia had no children. Silly people! We know better.

Really Indeed? How shocking. *-*

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
Really Indeed? How shocking. *-*

I think we should arrange a family tree.

Edgar Allen Poe - Virginia Poe
|
Mama Sean - Mystery Husband
|
Lynn Marie (along with sisters Krystina, Ben, Courtney, and the butterfly)
|
Revival

Originally posted by Sean Snow
I think we should arrange a family tree.

Edgar Allen Poe - Virginia Poe
|
Mama Sean - Mystery Husband
|
Lynn Marie (along with sisters Krystina, Ben, Courtney, and the butterfly)
|
Revival

o0o so my daddy's name was Mystery? Does that mean I'm Lynn Marie Husband? How shocking!

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
o0o so my daddy's name was Mystery? Does that mean I'm Lynn Marie Husband? How shocking!

No. It means my husband is a mystery. ^-^ Either he was...

a) So evil that I prefer him to remain a mystery to my children or

b) Such a failure that I want to keep him a secret or

c) He's really O_Oish.

Originally posted by Sean Snow
No. It means my husband is a mystery. ^-^ Either he was...

a) So evil that I prefer him to remain a mystery to my children or

b) Such a failure that I want to keep him a secret or

c) He's really O_Oish.

Well whoever he is he can't be worse than brother butterfly...unless....*GASPING SHOCK*

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
Well whoever he is he can't be worse than brother butterfly...unless....*GASPING SHOCK*

No, your brother butterfly is not your daddy. And neither is Roger Davis. Roger Davis isn't anyone's daddy. I was just trying to scare you all. I guess I'm not THAT good of a grandma. Oh well. ^-^

Originally posted by Sean Snow
No, your brother butterfly is not your daddy. And neither is Roger Davis. Roger Davis isn't anyone's daddy. I was just trying to scare you all. I guess I'm not THAT good of a grandma. Oh well. ^-^

no no! You're our mommy! You are the revival's grandma.

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
no no! You're our mommy! You are the revival's grandma.

*-* I guess I'm not that bad of a grandma after all. *excited giggle*

Originally posted by Sean Snow
*-* I guess I'm not that bad of a grandma after all. *excited giggle*

^-^ but you sucked as a mommy. *cries* You always hated me and my sisters. It was always about your baby butterfly. *cries*!

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
^-^ but you sucked as a mommy. *cries* You always hated me and my sisters. It was always about your baby butterfly. *cries*!

Not true! The butterfly wasn't born until after you all were all grown up. I think someone is having some memory problems. -.- I never hated you! You were special. Your sisters Ben and Krystina on the other hand...eh...they always hated us. Oh well. ^-^

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Not true! The butterfly wasn't born until after you all were all grown up. I think someone is having some memory problems. -.- I never hated you! You were special. Your sisters Ben and Krystina on the other hand...eh...they always hated us. Oh well. ^-^

after the butterfly was born that's all we heard about.

Butterfly! Butterfly! Butterfly!

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
after the butterfly was born that's all we heard about.

Butterfly! Butterfly! Butterfly!

That's because I was hoping that if everyone haerd about it, they'd all love it. And if everyone loved it, maybe it would've turned good. But no. *sighs* Nothing could help that poor little creature.

Originally posted by Sean Snow
That's because I was hoping that if everyone haerd about it, they'd all love it. And if everyone loved it, maybe it would've turned good. But no. *sighs* Nothing could help that poor little creature.

well you should have known something was wrong when it wasn't growing right.

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
well you should have known something was wrong when it wasn't growing right.

Well I thought it was just a little backwards...I mean sometimes it would grow a lot, yet at other times it would stop growing for MONTHS. *Sighs* Oh well. My poor baby has gone to another world now. *sighs* Hopefully it isn't a shemale anymore.

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Well I thought it was just a little backwards...I mean sometimes it would grow a lot, yet at other times it would stop growing for MONTHS. *Sighs* Oh well. My poor baby has gone to another world now. *sighs* Hopefully it isn't a shemale anymore.

He's probably even worse now. Poor Brill. I feel bad that I had to send him to her. I hope Brill doesn't hate me for it.

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Sean Snow (the nice grandmother) 99
BubbleLuvGrl026 (the nice aunt) 31
Shane West's Angel (the mean aunt) 7
Heather Hartnett (Brill) 7
Larry Paul (the mean uncle) 2
PZelda: VICKI!! (the nice lady who helped it grow *-*) 2

I stole the pic from the satc board. ^-^;;;;

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I think they all look nice in this pic. ^-^

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When did Carrie have short hair? O.o That is her right? erm

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"Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while adults might just accept that, I know something's gotta change. And it's gonna change, just as soon as I become an adult and get some power of my own."

-.-;;;;;;

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*-*

http://images.quizilla.com/N/novemberhorse/1047168468_esktopseer.jpg

O_o its half right and half wrong. -.-

http://images.quizilla.com/U/Urchin/1036796317_uresfluffy.jpg

"Your Sesshoumaru! you are calm and collected and you don't show any emotion at all. But inside we all know you are a softy, it's just a matter of showing it to everyone else. Be open once in a while and maybe even date one of your many fans!"

yay I'm Fluffy! I don't really agree with that but at least I'm my favorite Inuyasha character. *-*

http://images.quizilla.com/1033888958_flufftypal.jpg

Really Indeed. -.-;;;

http://images.quizilla.com/S/shorinbonsai/1063124980_unnyBunny3.jpg

"Oooooh, you're Eviiil. You enjoy the suffering of others and will gladly work to see pain in others. You are taken by surprise and feel unbelievable pain and ecstasy as a Vampire with an Evil greator than yours takes you into its embrace. Now you are a part of the undead and can make mortals suffer for an eternity."

O.o! *sings nowadays*

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
http://www.hkdvdmart.com/a1/dvdmart/image/sex3.jpg

I think they all look nice in this pic. ^-^ I care not what anyone says, I think Miranda is beautiful ^.^ one of the prettiest people on there NOW....she wasnt always...

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
I care not what anyone says, I think Miranda is beautiful ^.^ one of the prettiest people on there NOW....she wasnt always...

Yeah she looks really pretty sometimes but then other times she looks O_oish. Like that crackwhore pic. ^_____^;; But I think everyone has those crackwhoreish moments.

*Sigh* I wish more people would post on the satc board.

Samantha use to be my all-time favorite, but now it's a tie between her and Miranda. Samantha hasnt really been doing anything except getting food thrown at her and worrying about her pubic hair this season. Miranda has realllllly developed...^.^;;;;

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
*Sigh* I wish more people would post on the satc board. :nod: :crying: me too......but u hardly ever post there either! Help bring it to life!

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Samantha use to be my all-time favorite, but now it's a tie between her and Miranda. Samantha hasnt really been doing anything except getting food thrown at her and worrying about her pubic hair this season. Miranda has realllllly developed...^.^;;;;

I wish they would do something interesting with Samantha this season. She's my least favorite at the moment. -.- I'm starting to like Miranda more too. Before my favorites were Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda and Samantha. But now I'm starting to like Miranda a little more than Charlotte. They're about even for me. ^-^;;

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
:nod: :crying: me too......but u hardly ever post there either! Help bring it to life!

I'd post a new topic or something but I have no idea what it could be about. *shrugs*

Post a random rant...no one would care ^.^

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Post a random rant...no one would care ^.^

but if no one cares then they won't reply. -.-

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w00t w00t

Darn it! You're ahead of me by 50. -.- *sniffles* Oh well. -.-

It's 7 now! *-* Hey, you said you were gonna throw it a grandilicious 6th birthday party! But you never did. -.- How sick. How wrong. How Lynnish.

This topic is not going to be very alive during the week. I can feel it in my bones. -.- Everyone is going to be at school and neglecting the poor thing. *Cries* Just like wot happened to my poor butterfly. But that can't happen this time! Or else. -.-

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Darn it! You're ahead of me by 50. -.- *sniffles* Oh well. -.-

It's 7 now! *-* Hey, you said you were gonna throw it a grandilicious 6th birthday party! But you never did. -.- How sick. How wrong. How Lynnish.

*GIGGLESLAPERMPERM*

Indeed it is. But its been so sick latley it hasn't grown much. *hugs revival* I wanted to give it a good brithday party. Really Indeed. But nobody wanted to come. *cries*

Originally posted by Sean Snow
This topic is not going to be very alive during the week. I can feel it in my bones. -.- Everyone is going to be at school and neglecting the poor thing. *Cries* Just like wot happened to my poor butterfly. But that can't happen this time! Or else. -.-

*sigh* Poor dear. Actually though everyone neglected the butterfly even when there was no school. At first I tried to keep it alive but that didn't work out so great. I guess it didn't work out for it either. -.-

I was reading this thing on how to lower cholesterol and I realized that I'm horrfied of dying from heart disease. I mean I knew that it disturbed me but just the though of dying like that makes me want to cry. *shrugs* I must have died from heart problems in one of my past lives.

North Americans are addicted to meat and all kinds of animal products — cheesy pizza, fried chicken, Big Macs, steaks, milkshakes, and on and on. And they talk about the "war on drugs?" This is an addiction that has a 50% chance of KILLING YOU. You'd have better odds using crack.

That was from soyouwanna.com. I am NEVER eating meat again. I don't that much of it anymore but every time I read something new about heart disease I end up eating it less and less. *shrugs* -.-;;;;; I thought that line about crack was funny though. erm ^-^;;;;

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
but if no one cares then they won't reply. -.- I will reply

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
I will reply

How about something like "who's the prettiest?". I think there was already a topic about that though. *shrugs*

I'm going to sleep! w00t w00t


Ewwww I keep saying it all the time. *cries* I knew the world was doomed the minute sean became a Brill fanboy. Oh the horror! -.-

*cries* Today started out horrible. I had this panic attack cuz the bus was late and everyone was out there so I went to hide in my room but then I fell asleep and missed school. *cries*

-.-;

On the positive side my anime got here today. ^-^ I'm watching the cowboy bebop movie.

OMG! Punch and Judy PLUSHIES. *-* When I learn how to take screencaps I'm gonna make a site for them. The star screencap is gonna be the one with the plushies. Obviously.

"Revenge for Spooky Donkey ia great."~Crackhead hacker/hk subs ^-^

"At times like this, it's best to sleep."~Spike

I always liked spike. ^-^

Ed: Trick or treat! Give me something or I'll do a trick!

Man: Shut up! Halloween's tomorrow! *shoots at ed*

*ed runs away*

^_______________^

This scene is hillarious. ^-^;;;

O.O Spike just got shot in pushed out of a train. He's probably dead. -.- I think Faye Faye's dead too. -.-;;;

:eek: Its the guy from Jupiter Jazz! O_o I think he's posering off of what he said when Gren (the shemale) died. What's wrong with these people? Are a couple of new lines so much to ask for?!

Well this is the best line of them all....

"I saw a butterfly. I saw many butterflies. Butterflies that were unimaginable...the worlds most beautiful butterflies."~the special guest sheman.

Thicke's "When I Get You Alone" should be downloaded by all.

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Thicke's "When I Get You Alone" should be downloaded by all.

Really Indeed?

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is the most important show on tv right now.

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is the most important show on tv right now.

:cool:

Jesus loves me this I know:
for the Bible tells me so
little ones to him belong
they are weak but He is strong...

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Jesus loves me this I know:
for the Bible tells me so
little ones to him belong
they are weak but He is strong...

:lookaroun

Slaptastical!

SJP at the Emmy's :)

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
SJP at the Emmy's :)

That dress frightens me...

I LIKE THE DRESS!!!!!!!

-.-

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
I LIKE THE DRESS!!!!!!!

-.-

That thing on the end of it is ugly. imo -.-!

KIM

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KRISTEN

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http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/2156/KristinDav_Cohen_1539522_400.jpg

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
KRISTEN

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*-*

can't sleep.
can't sleep.
you must not sleep you shemale *SLAPs self*

-.-

O_O werm.

Season five is going to be grand, since we're getting rid of most of the shemales at the beginning it, and then we get rid of the leader of the shemales at the end of the season. *MWAHAHA*

Originally posted by Sean Snow
O_O werm.

Season five is going to be grand, since we're getting rid of most of the shemales at the beginning it, and then we get rid of the leader of the shemales at the end of the season. *MWAHAHA*

If there is a season 5...

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
If there is a season 5...

Well there already is. I posted the premier episode tonight. Werm. *sighs* Damn you TCFF. You killed the best season of TCNWH. DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!

Poor baby! Its dying. *cries*

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
Poor baby! Its dying. *cries*

:( My poor grandchild. *cries* IT CAN'T DIE! IT JUST CAN'T! o0o0o0o. Wasn't I goign to tell it who it's real grandpa was? *-*

Originally posted by Sean Snow
:( My poor grandchild. *cries* IT CAN'T DIE! IT JUST CAN'T! o0o0o0o. Wasn't I goign to tell it who it's real grandpa was? *-*

You don't have too. I've figured out who our daddy is...


POSERCRACKER9!

I'm right aren't I? RIGHT?!

w00t w00t

Well anyway I saw satc again tonight. ^-^ That part in the second episode with the werm werm on the bus picture was hillarious. ^-^;;;;

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
You don't have too. I've figured out who our daddy is...

POSERCRACKER9!

I'm right aren't I? RIGHT?!

NO. That is not your father. Your father is...

...

...

...

STEWIE!

*sobs*

RAVENOUS BUNNIES ATTACK PARK

CHICAGO (Sept. 25) - Ravenous rabbits are taking a bite on vegetation big-time in Chicago's Grant Park.

The biting bunnies have prompted city officials to seek expert advice on how to protect trees and other plants from the cottontail infestation.

City officials worry that the rabbits might harm elm trees that will be planted in Chicago's Grant Park.

"They're like miniature bison," Joel Brown, a University of Illinois-Chicago biology professor, said of the rabbits' grazing habits.

He told the Grant Park Advisory Board on Wednesday that the rabbits have been drawn by park vegetation - lawns, plants and the sap behind tree bark.

City officials are concerned that the rabbits might harm some 200 elm trees that are to be planted in the park, which is located along the downtown lakefront.

The advisory board is working with the city to develop a permanent, yet humane, solution to the rabbits, said board president Bob O'Neill, who called the situation desperate.

The best way to protect the new elms would be to erect wire-mesh fences around the trees, then trap and relocate the rabbits, Brown said.

O'Neill said the city made such a move last year, capturing rabbits and moving them to the Cook County Forest Preserve. But the effort did little to stifle the spread of the floppy-eared critters.

"They relocated 100 (rabbits) from the Green at Grant Park and there are hundreds and hundreds still in the park," O'Neill said.

Brown explained the reason behind the problem: The bunnies have a 30-day gestation period and produce four to six rabbits per litter, with as many as four litters per season.

While city and advisory board officials seek a bunny-friendly solution to the Grant Park problem, someone has taken a more drastic approach in years past.

In 2001, more than 100 rabbit carcasses with gunshot wounds were found in the park. No arrests have been made.

Brown called for more humane measures.

"Standard humane treatment says you capture the animal and we will return it to an ideal place for cottontail (rabbits)," he said.

Originally posted by Sean Snow
NO. That is not your father. Your father is...

...

...

...

STEWIE!

*sobs*

:eek: STEWIE? Stewie who?

Originally posted by Sean Snow
RAVENOUS BUNNIES ATTACK PARK

CHICAGO (Sept. 25) - Ravenous rabbits are taking a bite on vegetation big-time in Chicago's Grant Park.

The biting bunnies have prompted city officials to seek expert advice on how to protect trees and other plants from the cottontail infestation.

City officials worry that the rabbits might harm elm trees that will be planted in Chicago's Grant Park.

"They're like miniature bison," Joel Brown, a University of Illinois-Chicago biology professor, said of the rabbits' grazing habits.

He told the Grant Park Advisory Board on Wednesday that the rabbits have been drawn by park vegetation - lawns, plants and the sap behind tree bark.

City officials are concerned that the rabbits might harm some 200 elm trees that are to be planted in the park, which is located along the downtown lakefront.

The advisory board is working with the city to develop a permanent, yet humane, solution to the rabbits, said board president Bob O'Neill, who called the situation desperate.

The best way to protect the new elms would be to erect wire-mesh fences around the trees, then trap and relocate the rabbits, Brown said.

O'Neill said the city made such a move last year, capturing rabbits and moving them to the Cook County Forest Preserve. But the effort did little to stifle the spread of the floppy-eared critters.

"They relocated 100 (rabbits) from the Green at Grant Park and there are hundreds and hundreds still in the park," O'Neill said.

Brown explained the reason behind the problem: The bunnies have a 30-day gestation period and produce four to six rabbits per litter, with as many as four litters per season.

While city and advisory board officials seek a bunny-friendly solution to the Grant Park problem, someone has taken a more drastic approach in years past.

In 2001, more than 100 rabbit carcasses with gunshot wounds were found in the park. No arrests have been made.

Brown called for more humane measures.

"Standard humane treatment says you capture the animal and we will return it to an ideal place for cottontail (rabbits)," he said.

I always said bunnies were evil.


Mommy can I have a pet bunny!? *-*

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
:eek: STEWIE? Stewie who?

Stewie...the famous one...the one from FAMILY GUY! *cries*

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
I always said bunnies were evil.


Mommy can I have a pet bunny!? *-*

Mmhmm. They are.

Okay! Just don't let it eat your sister Krystina. Remembe wot happened to your other sister...Doris? Remember how you let your pet squirrel eat her? Just make sure it doesn't happen again!

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Stewie...the famous one...the one from FAMILY GUY! *cries*

That is grand and disturbing all at the same time...O.o

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Mmhmm. They are.

Okay! Just don't let it eat your sister Krystina. Remembe wot happened to your other sister...Doris? Remember how you let your pet squirrel eat her? Just make sure it doesn't happen again!

Yay! But Doris was so evil. I'm glad Tiki the squirrel ate her.

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
That is grand and disturbing all at the same time...O.o

I knew it would be disturbing. That's why I didn't mention it. *cries* You see, Stewie and I were high on some chocolate milk laced with pot. One thing led to another...it happened a few times...that's why there are so many of you. *cries* And...last night...Stewie and I were high on chocolate milk again...I think...I may be expecting another child! *sobs*

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
Yay! But Doris was so evil. I'm glad Tiki the squirrel ate her.

*SLAP* That's not nice. Doris was not evil. Just because she attempted to sacrifice you on an altar doesn't mean she was evil. Gawd. Sure, she may've decapitated a few brills, but that doesn't make her ev - hell yeah, she was evil. *sighs*

Originally posted by Sean Snow
I knew it would be disturbing. That's why I didn't mention it. *cries* You see, Stewie and I were high on some chocolate milk laced with pot. One thing led to another...it happened a few times...that's why there are so many of you. *cries* And...last night...Stewie and I were high on chocolate milk again...I think...I may be expecting another child! *sobs*

Mommy likes little children!!! *screams*

But it does explain a lot. Like why I'm such a stewie/family guy fangirl and why you had to get that operation. *-*

Originally posted by Sean Snow
*SLAP* That's not nice. Doris was not evil. Just because she attempted to sacrifice you on an altar doesn't mean she was evil. Gawd. Sure, she may've decapitated a few brills, but that doesn't make her ev - hell yeah, she was evil. *sighs*

Actually by evil I meant when she became an avril fangirl but I guess all that stuff were evil too. Not only that she posered her evil off of Mistress 9! :mad:

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
Mommy likes little children!!! *screams*

But it does explain a lot. Like why I'm such a stewie/family guy fangirl and why you had to get that operation. *-*

I was a little child too when it happened. *Sighs* I just grew up fast. *SLAP* I'm not a pedophile. -.-

I had to get that operation beacuse I felt DIRRTY. Dirrty I tell you. werm.

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
Actually by evil I meant when she became an avril fangirl but I guess all that stuff were evil too. Not only that she posered her evil off of Mistress 9! :mad:

o0o0o0o0o. How evil of her. I guess she was evil!

Originally posted by Sean Snow
o0o0o0o0o. How evil of her. I guess she was evil!

Yes...you just said that!

Originally posted by Sean Snow
I was a little child too when it happened. *Sighs* I just grew up fast. *SLAP* I'm not a pedophile. -.-

I had to get that operation beacuse I felt DIRRTY. Dirrty I tell you. werm.

But mommy that makes no sense. That would mean stewie is old.

Remember the time I went insane and put mommy sean on ignore? I almost went insane on krissytinia too but got better before I put her on ignore too. -.-;;;; I went insane the other day in school. They thought I was happy. Shemales.

My poor baby is dying. *cries* *hugs* *tries to save but knows its doomed*

Maybe I just wasn't meant to have a GRAND random post. I don't really like them that much anyway. -.- But I love my revival *HUGS*

AIM DIED. w00t w00t. -.-

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
Remember the time I went insane and put mommy sean on ignore? I almost went insane on krissytinia too but got better before I put her on ignore too. -.-;;;; I went insane the other day in school. They thought I was happy. Shemales.

Yes. AND YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN! *SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP*

SHEMAN

If you don't stop Krystina and Courtney will become my favorite daughters. -.-

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Yes. AND YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN! *SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP*

SHEMAN

If you don't stop Krystina and Courtney will become my favorite daughters. -.-

I thought ben was your favorite daughter...


anyway the revival has a new baby sister! I adopted a Chou Chou! *-*

w00t w00t. I was watching satc. ^-^ Charlotte became a lesbian fangirl. *-* Its to bad they didn't make the character a lesbian. I think that would have really been hillarious. Charlotte 'every woman needs a man' York realizing that after all that time she was actually a lesbian. Pushed into the closet by her own goals of getting married and all that jazz. oh well. ^-^;

w00t w00t

Everyones in a chat without me. ^-^ Oh well I'd just kill it if I were in it. All I need is my revival and Chou Chou.

*sings green bird*

Hmm...there has to be a rule against posting a bunch of random times without anyone replying. Well it IS a random post after all. I still have a hard time accepting that. Oh well. I guess I'll just have to practice. w00t w00t

Hairspray the musical sucks.
Baby born sucks.
The Anti!lesbians on satc suck. (well I don't know where that came from -.-)
Chita sucks.
Lots of random things suck.

Strange Paradise is an interesting show...so far I've watched part of the first episode...not as good as DS, but eh, there's no other soap as grand as DS. ^-^ And SP can't be that bad...after all, they have an evil bunny wabbit of DOOM storyline. -.-;;;

dragonball z sucks and so do its one billion movies.

that over-rated "murder of king tut" sucks. Really Indeed. I was watching that this morning on one of the discovery channels and I don't see what was so great about it. They made it seem like it was some huge mystery or something. They went through a whole list of suspects and then they 'revelaed' that Ay was probably the killer. REALLY?! GASPING SHOCK. God. I've known that for years and I'm sure most people (at least the ones who had any interest in it) knew about it.

~End Rant~
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So erm...anyone like monkeys?! (This is the part where someone replies and helps bring it back)

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Strange Paradise is an interesting show...so far I've watched part of the first episode...not as good as DS, but eh, there's no other soap as grand as DS. ^-^ And SP can't be that bad...after all, they have an evil bunny wabbit of DOOM storyline. -.-;;;

*Gasp* SOMEONE ACTUALLY POSTED. *dies from shock*

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
So erm...anyone like monkeys?! (This is the part where someone replies and helps bring it back)

MONKEYS FREAKIN' RAWK! *moment* I like them. They're like the coolest animals...who DOESN'T like monkeys? I mean they're just so CUTE and CUDDLEY! Except the ones with the red butts...

Wow...there were 19 daytime serials on during the 1969-1970 season...now there are only 9.

1969-1970

CBS:
11:30am: "Love of Life" (#11)
12:00pm: "Where the Heart Is" (#13)
12:30pm: "Search for Tomorrow" (#03)
1:30pm: "As the World Turns" (#01)
2:00pm: "Love is a Many Splendored Thing" (#06)
2:30pm: "The Guiding Light" (#04)
3:00pm: "The Secret Storm" (#08)
3:30pm: "The Edge of Night" (#02)

NBC:
2:00pm: "Days of Our Lives" (#07)
2:30pm: "The Doctors" (#08)
3:00pm: "Another World" (#05)
3:30pm: "Bright Promise" (#16)
4:00pm: "Somerset" (#15)

ABC:
12:00pm: "The Best of Everything" (#19)
12:30pm: "A World Apart" (#18)
1:00pm: "All My Children" (#17)
3:00pm: "General Hospital" (#10)
3:30pm: "One Life to Live" (#14)
4:00pm: "Dark Shadows" (#12)

Network Averages:
CBS: 9.6
NBC: 7.6
ABC: 5.6

Originally posted by Sean Snow
MONKEYS FREAKIN' RAWK! *moment* I like them. They're like the coolest animals...who DOESN'T like monkeys? I mean they're just so CUTE and CUDDLEY! Except the ones with the red butts...

Actually I think monkeys are over rated. Penguins, Bunnies, and kitties on the other hand...

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
Actually I think monkeys are over rated. Penguins, Bunnies, and kitties on the other hand...

Well, they are SORTA overrated. Kitties are overrated too, IMO. Except my kitties. Cause my kitties rawk. bwhahahaha fools. Anywyas, bunnies and penguins forever!

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Well, they are SORTA overrated. Kitties are overrated too, IMO. Except my kitties. Cause my kitties rawk. bwhahahaha fools. Anywyas, bunnies and penguins forever!

Monkeys are very overrated. So are kitties. -.- But kitties are cuter than monkeys.


Anyway...

I FINISHED MY W00T SITE. *-*

http://www.geocities.com/mistressslap38/ChouChou.html?1065318475070

There it is. ^-^ It sucks but at least its something. Very bad something but erm. Its very strange. ^-^

I probably should've let this topic stay dead, but eh. I have to vent. -.-

Well, you see young lads and lasses, at approx. 11:45am EST I put in a video tape...and the VCR just STOPPED working for no reason. So I started working on it to try to get hte tape out, but NO. I have to resort to opening the top of the VCR (which can be dangerous, since there is always a lingering threat of electric shock; however, I turned it off before working on it). Anyways, I try...and try...and try to fix it. BUT NO! NO! NO! It doesn't work. And you know how it repays my efforts? By giving me a huge gash on my finger. *cries* Poor finger. *BLEEDS*

And now I can't tape Another World's grand Thanksgiving episodes. And I've lost four episodes of Ryan's Hope and 2 of Dynasty. Oh well. It could've been worse. The RH episodes could've had Reenie. -.-

There. That concludes my harrowing tale of my relationship with my VCR...a VCR that is now DEAD.

*Fin*

Originally posted by Sean Snow
There. That concludes my harrowing tale of my relationship with my VCR...a VCR that is now DEAD.

Well you're better off without it. VCR's are evil anyway. Everyone knows DVDs are better. *nods*

Anywaaaaaaaay its time for the daily satc pic.

http://images.tvnz.co.nz/goodtaste/style/sexandthecity_e.jpg

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
Well you're better off without it. VCR's are evil anyway. Everyone knows DVDs are better. *nods*

Yes, DVDs are better. However, DVD recorders cost a small fortune.

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Yes, DVDs are better. However, DVD recorders cost a small fortune.

but its worth it. Just like it was worth taking that really long aura/personality test that you didn't want to take when I first aksed you too. *nods* :)

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
but its worth it. Just like it was worth taking that really long aura/personality test that you didn't want to take when I first aksed you too. *nods* :)

Yes. The test was worth it. *hugs it* It's my favorite test of all time. And unlike most tests, there's no way to fail it. mwhahahahaha! *moo*