"The Married Ones" is a hysterical new sitcom about role reversal.The kids are mature and the adults are nervous wrecks.Meet John-Paul and Mischa Madden.They are your normal 17 year old couple....except for the fact that they are married and live alone together in a NYC apartment.The young couple have known each other since they were 2 years old, having both grown up on Long Island together before moving to NYC.They've also been very similar in thinking too.Both are opinionated and neurotic liberal yuppies who prefer the city to country life,They have the same birthday (January 24th 1986),They both only have 1 parent (John-Paul's dad died when he was 2 and Mischa's mom past on shortly after John-Paul and Mischa tied the knot).They have also both felt that they were the most mature people in the world since they were 4 and they proved that 10 years later when, on their 14th birthday, decided to get married, shocking Mischa's conservitive father Murphy.Now, John-Paul and Mischa must attend Couples' therepy with Dr.DeLane Delaney only because Murphy said so.With this sitcom, You won't miss being single ever again!

Theme Song:Being Young (http://website.lineone.net/~artthreat/beingyoung.mp3)

Cast:
John-Paul Vitale as John-Paul Madden
Mischa Barton as Mischa Santana-Madden
Martin Mull as Murphy Santana
Amy Yasbeck as Dr.DeLane Delaney

"The Married Ones"
Season 1
1.Happy Anniversary
2.Married Friends
3.Sushi Night
4.Dinner at Eight
5.Bingo and Stuff
6.Lazy Day
7.Halloween
8.Mama and her Papa?
9.Murphy's Law
10.Ski Trip
11.Puppy Love
12.Pizza Delivery
13.Sex Problems
14.Thanksgiving Flashbacks
15.Phone Message Mania
16.Whatever Comes First
17.Here's Carson
18.Pulling A Madden (1)
19.Pulling A Madden (2)
20.The Birth Canal
21.I Can't Believe It's Butter
22.e=mc2
23.Brother and Sister? (1)
24.Brother and Sister? (2)
Season 2
25.The Verdict
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#001.Happy Anniversary (TV-PG)

SERIES PREMIERE--Mischa (Mischa Barton) discovers that John-Paul (John-Paul Vitale) got her a present for their 3rd wedding anniversary, something they usually don't do.After consulting best friend Jameson Janson (Brittany Snow), She decides to accept the present which just so happens to be the engagement ring that she never had.Martin Mull and Amy Yasbeck also star.

#002.Married Friends (TV-PG)

MISCHA AND JOHN-PAUL'S NEW FRIENDS MAKE JOE AND JAMESON JEALOUS. FRANKIE MUNIZ AND AMANDA BYNES GUEST STAR--Mischa (Mischa Barton) and John-Paul's (John-Paul Vitale) finally meet another mature, sophisticated, un-pregnant young married couple in Marc (guest star Frankie Muniz) and Lori (guest star Amanda Bynes) Glazer but soon discover that their new friends are making their old friends Joe (Joey Ferraro) and Jameson (Brittany Snow) jealous. Meanwhile, Joe and friend Damien DeLoreon (guest star Joe Fonti) try to pull a prank on Murphy (Martin Mull).Although not appearing in this episode, Amy Yasbeck also stars.

#003.Sushi Night (TV-PG)

MISCHA, JOHN-PAUL, JOE, JAMESON AND DAMIEN EAT SUSHI AND WATCH MERYL STREEP MOVIES. FRED WILLARD GUEST STARS--It's
Friday Night and Mischa (Mischa Barton) and John-Paul (John-Paul Vitale) decide to have their friends over for a sleepover with sushi, sleeping bags and "Silkwood"! All is well until Damien (guest star Joe Fonti) reveals his true feelings for Jameson (Brittany Snow), leaving Joe (Joey Ferraro) furious. Meanwhile, DeLane (Amy Yasbeck) poses as Murphy's (Martin Mull) wife to impress his former best friend Roy Dink (guest star Fred Willard), who is now a successfull attorney and ladies' man.

#004.Dinner at Eight (TV-PG)

A VISITING VICKI LEWIS MAKES JOHN-PAUL AND MISCHA STAY UP LATE AND MISS THEIR DINNER AT EIGHT--Mischa (Mischa Barton) and John-Paul (John-Paul Vitale) recieve a surprise visit from his widowed mom Cadence (guest star Vicki Lewis) who, not only makes them late for their dinner date with Joe (Joey Ferraro) and Jameson (Brittany Snow) but also drops a bombshell on Mischa and John-Paul that leaves them awake at night. Meanwhile, Joe and Jameson contemplate moving in together but decide that they won't unless Damien (guest star Joe Fonti) also moves in with them.Although not appearing in this episode, Martin Mull and Amy Yasbeck also star.


#005.Bingo and Stuff (TV-PG)

JOHN-PAUL, MISCHA, JOE, JAMESON, MURPHY, DELANE AND DAMIEN ALL PLAY BINGO AT DIFFERENT TIMES AND IN DIFFERENT PLACES. HILARY DUFF GUEST STARS--Mischa (Mischa Barton) and John-Paul (John-Paul Vitale) decide that they should bond instead of having sex.Doing so, they decide to play a game of Bingo in their bedroom.Bingo seems to be quite the thing in NYC because Joe (Joey Ferraro) and Jameson (Brittany Snow) can't stop playing, even though they are on a train to Long Island.Murphy (Martin Mull) and DeLane (Amy Yasbeck) are also playing Bingo but in her office's bathroom, which they are stuck in and last but not least, Damien (guest star Joe Fonti) and his new girlfriend Heidi (guest star Hilary Duff) find themselves playing Bingo under her bed.

#006.Lazy Day (TV-14)

JOHN-PAUL AND MISCHA HAVE NOTHING TO DO BUT 'IT'. TOM ARNOLD GUEST STARS--All Mischa (Mischa Barton) and John-Paul (John-Paul Vitale) want to do on a rainy Saturday is have sex and they will stop at nothing to do just that. Their only problem is pesky new neighbor Nate (guest star Tom Arnold) who keeps interupting the young couple to use their phone. Meanwhile, Joe (Joey Farrero) and Jameson (Brittany Snow), settling into their new apartment, contemplate marriage. Although not appearing in this episode, Amy Yasbeck and Martin Mull also star.

#007.Halloween (TV-PG)

FREDDY KRUGER HIMSELF, ROBERT ENGLUND GUEST STARS TO SPREAD SOME HALLOWEEN JEER--Mischa (Mischa Barton) and John-Paul's (John-Paul Vitale) Halloween party gets out of hand when they recieve a surprise visitor in Newman Blanks (guest star Robert Englund) who starts strangely killing off all of the party guests, one-by-one until only Damien (guest star Joe Fonti) remains. Although not appearing in this episode, Martin Mull and Amy Yasbeck also star.

#008.Mama and her Papa? (TV-PG)

ARE JOHN-PAUL'S MOM AND MISCHA'S DAD AN ITEM? VICKI LEWIS GUEST STARS--When John-Paul's (John-Paul Vitale) mother, Cadence (guest star Vicki Lewis) reveals to her son that she is dating Mischa's (Mischa Barton) dad Murphy (Martin Mull), he freaks. However, Mischa seems to feel different about the happy new couple. Meanwhile, Jameson (Brittany Snow) and Damien (guest star Joe Fonti) plan a surprise party for Joe (Joey Farrero). Although not appearing in this episode, Amy Yasbeck also stars.

#009.Murphy's Law (TV-14)

A JEALOUS DELANE REVEALS HER TRUE FEELINGS FOR MURPHY TO CADENCE. VICKI LEWIS AND HILARY DUFF GUEST STAR--Cadence (guest star Vicki Lewis) asks for advice from DeLane (Amy Yasbeck) and manages to tell her that she is dating Murphy (Martin Mull), which then leads DeLane to share her true feelings for Murphy with her. Meanwhile, Mischa (Mischa Barton) and John-Paul) decide to have a game night with Joe (Joey Farrero), Jameson (Brittany Snow), Damien (guest star Joe Fonti) and his girlfriend Heidi (guest star Hilary Duff) but this game night becomes a little risque when the gang plays a game of Truth or Dare.

#010.Ski Trip (TV-14)

THINGS HEAT UP FOR JOHN-PAUL, MISCHA, JOE AND JAMESON WHEN THEY ARE FORCED TO SHARE A BED AT A VERMONT SKI RESORT. VICKI LEWIS GUEST STARS--Mischa (Mischa Barton), John-Paul (John-Paul Vitale), Joe (Joey Farerro) and Jameson's (Brittany Snow) Vermont ski vacation heats up when they are forced to share a single-bed room together. John-Paul and mischa want to make love but they can't.... because Joe and Jameson are already getting hot and heavy! Meanwhile Murphy (Martin Mull) and Cadence (guest star Vicki Lewis) decide to take the next step in their relationship.... kissing. Although not appearing in this episode, Amy Yasbeck also stars.

#011.Puppy Love (TV-PG)

MISCHA AND JAMESON FIND A PUPPY AND SECRETLY KEEP IT BEHIND JOE AND JOHN-PAUL'S BACKS. VICKI LEWIS GUEST STARS--When Mischa (Mischa Barton) and Jameson (Brittany Snow) find a dog in the hallway of the apartment building they decide to keep but know that Joe (Joey Farrero) and John-Paul (John-Paul Vitale), who don't like dogs, would freak if they found out and so, with the help of Cadence (guest star Vicki Lewis) they decide to hatch a plan to make sure that Joe and John-Paul never find out about the dog, Ruffles. Meanwhile Joe and John-Paul try to cheer up Damien (guest star Joe Fonti), who is suffering a break-up with his girlfriend Heidi. Although not appearing in this episode, Martin Mull and Amy Yasbeck also star.

#012.Pizza Delivery (TV-14)

MISCHA HAS A LITTLE CRUSH ON THE PIZZA DELIVERY BOY. NICK LACHEY GUEST STARS AS DO VICKI LEWIS AND PATRICIA CLARKSON!--

#013.Sex Problems (TV-14)

MISCHA'S TV APPEARENCE SHOCKS JOHN-PAUL. SUE JOHANSON GUEST STARS--While Mischa (Mischa Barton) is in the bathroom one night, John-Paul (John-Paul Vitale) flips on Oxygen and watches a taped episode of "Talk Sex with Sue Johanson". In it, A caller named Mina calls in and complains that she and her husband, John-Paolo, don't have much sex. Because of this, John-Paul thinks it's Mischa and decides to up-the-ante on their sex life. Meanwhile, Damiwn (guest Joe Fonti) and Jameson (Brittany Snow) find themselves stuck in an elevator together, which tests her relationship with Joe (Joey Farrero) and Murphy (Martin Mull) deals with being alone when Cadence goes off to visit her sister Ivy. Amy Yasbeck also stars.

#014.Thanksgiving Flashbacks (TV-PG)

JOHN-PAUL AND MISCHA REFLECT ON PAST MARRIED THANKSGIVINGS. VICKI LEWIS AND FAITH FORD GUEST STAR--On Thanksgiving 2003, Mischa (Mischa Barton), John-Paul (John-Paul Vitale) and the rest of the gang flashback to past married Thanksgivings. In 2000, Mischa's mom, Jade (guest star Faith Ford) announces that she has breast cancer. In 2001, Joe (Joey Farrero) and Jameson (Brittany Snow) meet and it's love at 1st sight. In 2002, Murphy (Martin Mull) brings DeLane (Amy Yasbeck) as his date and presently, In 2003, Murphy and Cadence (guest star Vicki Lewis) announce their engagement and DeLane and Damien (guest star Joe Fonti) share an awkward kiss.

#015.Phone Message Mania

#016.Whatever Comes First

#017.Here's Carson

#018.Pulling A Madden (1)

#019.Pulling A Madden (2)

#020.The Birth Canal

#021.I Can't Believe It's Butter

#022.e=mc2

#023.Brother and Sister? (1)

#024.Brother and Sister? (2)

THE SEASON FINALE OF THE YEAR'S BEST NEW SITCOM! VICKI LEWIS GUEST STARS!--