What's your favorite Steven or Elyse quote?

I agree with your Elyse quote. That episode with Elyse and her mother was so funny!! I think that was my favorite episode that featured Elyse as the star.

"They're a lot of grandmas and grandpas in hot water right now!"

Steven was funny in the episode when Alex printed the story about Mallory cheating. He was explaining to Alex about how to have compassion and Alex asks him did he have compassion when Nixon was discovered.

Steven then tells all about his party. They had a few friends over, a couple bottles of champaign, fireworks and dancing.

Steven was funny in so many episodes though. Especially battling Nick.

Elyse: "Surprise, Alex! I AM a real person!"

In the episode in which Alex is rude to his mom, defies her on his 18th birthday by going out with his friends instead of taking part in the family birthday celebration they had planned, and then gives her the silent treatment when she makes him leave the bar, they have a great discussion/argument at home. He is so sure that he is in the right, but Elyse makes him understand that she was hurt about the way he treated her, and that he needs to see things from her perspective.

Steven: He shot me with his pretend gun Elyse. With pretend bullets.

Elyse: You want me to take you to the pretend hospital?