Alright folks here it is, the Battle of the Seinfeld All-Stars.

What it is: A battle royale between 16 Seinfeld characters, 14 real, and 2 fake. There are four rounds, the first round with 8 battles, the second round with four battles, the third with two, and the fourth and final battle.

What YOU do: Vote for who you think would win in a comedy showdown between the two competitors. Keep in mind the character, and the comical material the character brings to the table.

FIRST ROUND, BATTLE NUMBER ONE:

Crazy Joe Davola
vs.
Tim Watley


FIRST TO FOUR VOTES WINS, MAXIMUM TWO VOTES PER USER! VOTE NOW!

HERE IS THE BOARD

I vote for Crazy Joe Davola

Score:

Davola = 1
Watley = 0

I will keep score and update the board all the time so nobody else has to worry about it, just sit back and root for your favorite!

wow nice board!

Whatley! Davola was more crazy than funny :crazy:

Tim Whatley...because of the reasons sinatrastar just said.

I pick the dentist - Whatley

Score so far:

Tim Watley = 3
Joe Davola = 1

Waley needs only one more vote to knock out Davola and move on to round two to face the winner of the Newman-Puddy matchup!

Tim Whatley

VOTING OVER!

Tim Whatley is victorious over Crazy Joe Davola, Whatley will move on to round two to face the winner of our next match!

FIRST ROUND, BATTLE NUMBER TWO

Newman
vs.
David Puddy

UPDATED BOARD:

It's a tough decision, almost a toss-up, but I am going to have to go with...

David Puddy


Score:
Puddy 1
Newman 0

Newman

I also go against the chubster and vote for the staring, squinting wonder boy David Puddy.

Newman - this is an eating contest, right?

CURRENT SCORE

TIED UP
Newman 2
Puddy 2

Newman

Yay! that's 3-2 in favor of Newman :clap:

Puddy is way funny.

Ill take that as a vote...

TIED UP, NEXT VOTE WINS!

Newman =3
Puddy =3

Originally posted by hipsterdoofus

FIRST TO FOUR VOTES WINS, MAXIMUM TWO VOTES PER USER! VOTE NOW!

Now, does this mean maximum two votes for the entire poll?
I voted for Whatley and Newman, can I still vote in the next round?

Or did you mean max 2 votes per round?

If so, I'd vote for Newman again.

If that's the case, I vote for Newman again.

i think that makes 5 votes!

Looks to me like Newman wins that battle!

FIRST ROUND, BATTLE NUMBER THREE

Kramer
vs.
Mickey

this shouldnt even be close...


UPDATED BOARD:

I said it should be two votes per user, but I am now changing the rules.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE VOTE PER USER PER BATTLE

I vote for Kramer on this one

Kramer = 1
Mickey = 0

sure now that poor Puddy is history the rules are changed - I think Newman has you on his payroll.

Kramer.

Kramer

Let's get this one over with!

Kramer

Its a clean sweep.

Cosmo

Well I think we all saw that one coming!

Kramer with a clean sweep over Mickey!

FIRST ROUND, BATTLE NUMBER FOUR

Jerry
vs.
J. Peterman

this should be close actually....

I vote Peterman, so 1-0 Peterman

UPDATED BOARD:

Seinfeld

Jerry

Originally posted by hipsterdoofus
this should be close actually....

I vote Peterman, so 1-0 Peterman

UPDATED BOARD:

Are you serious? Peterman over Seinfeld?

Wouldn't you say there is no show without Seinfeld?
You think Peterman provides more real laughs than Jerry?

I don't think this will be close.

My vote: Jerry

Jerry! Maybe if Peterman were matched up against a more minor character.

I think Peter-boy has been eliminated. I would predict Kramer will make it to the end.

Well since Jerry has reached 4 votes, I assume he has won.

According to the chart, the next round is:

George Steinbrenner vs. Mr. Krueger.

thats right, jerry wins. I just think Peterman is a little crazy.

Kroeger vs. Steinbrenner

My vote:

Steinbrenner

I liked Krueger better, but in terms of a comedy face off (not sure what that means) I would take big Stein.

Krueger

Krueger

no here Krueger

3-2 Krueger almost has it.

Come on Krueger supporters show yourselves!

Krueger was great

By my calculations Krueger has emerged victorious. Since Hipster has taken yet another extended visit to Del Boca Vista let's go on to the next round of .Elaine v. George

George

Costanza

George

elaine

With my long awaited return, I vote for george.

Sinatrastar, thanks for filling in for me!

Frank Costanza
vs.
Morty Seinfeld

Frank C.

Frank

Morty

Frank

and with my vote for frank, that ends the match!

Next Match:

Dr. VanNoustrin
vs.
Art Vandeley

I vote for Art Vandeley

updated board:

The good doctor.

Dr. Von Nostrun

Van Nostrun, Vandalay was a serious architect

Dr. VanNostrum, a Juliard trained dermatologist.

Art Vandalay

Dr Van Noustrin

That is more than enough for Kramer's alter ego. I think we are into round two now. Whatley v. Newman.

Tim Whatley

Newmanium must live on

Newman

where would the show be without Newman?

I vote Newman.

thanks again sinatra for keeping up the board since i have been very busy lately

Newman

Newman

Newman wins! The anti-dentite feelings on this board are palpable.

Next match????

Alright, Newman wins the round!

Next match...

Kramer vs. Jerry

Kramer

I vote Kramer too.

Jerry. How could anyone not like him?

Jerry in a comedy showdown.

Kramer

Kramer wins!

Next up

Mr. Kruger vs George

No here Krueger!

Mr. Krueger

George is getting upset (with all the Kruger votes)

George

Kreuger

Kruger - I liked his flask at Festivus

Looks like George has gone down.

The 2nd of the big 4 has fallen.

Next up Round 2, match 3:

Frank Costanza v. Dr. Van Nostrin

Frank Costanza

Frank

Dr. V

Frank

Frank Costanza wins!

Kramer vs. Newman

Kramer

Newman

newman

gotta be Kramer

Kramer

Kramer is funnier.

Kramer

Kramer wins that one, so long ..... NEWMAN!

Next up Kroeger v. Frank

Frank

Frank

Frank

No here Krueger!

Frank

Frank Costanza

And now the final round of the Seinfeld faceoff:

Cosmo "killer" Kramer v. Frank "the yeller" Costanza

Frank

Kramer, Cosmo

Kramer

kramer

KRAMER

kramer wins!! ?? !!

:lol: :banana: :clap

Kramer it is. Is anyone surprised?party:

Not me.

Rightly so it is Kramer, Hipster Doffus started a good contest here, too bad he took another extended trip to DBVista.

Yeah I know.

Kramer deserves it.