View Full Version : Who's the best-looking man on Wings?


Chocoholic
09-05-2003, 03:07 PM
I think Brian is the cutest, followed by Antonio and Joe. Lowell just doesn't appeal to me too much, and don't get me started on Roy!

I feel like the only heterosexual female Wings fan who doesn't go ga-ga over Joe. Don't get me wrong, I think he's cute and can be funny, but he's not someone I'd dream about going out with. Brian and Antonio are more my type. I'm more of a relaxed, laid-back person and I really get annoyed by those anal-retentive control-freak type of people. (I had a roommate in college who was like that. Needless to say, we did not get along too well. I'm no slob, but I'm not exactly a neat freak either. She was worse than Monica on Friends!)

MaydayMalonesGirl
09-05-2003, 03:28 PM
I say joe

Krista2882
09-05-2003, 04:08 PM
if we're just talking looks, I say Joe. Plus, there's just something about him, beyond looks, that's just really sexy. :blush:
Brian's cute, but I don't know- there's *something* about Joe (or Tim, really).
as for the other guys on the show, I don't really find any of them that physically attractive...

and if we're talking about personality, I still say Joe. hehe. I mean, Brian is goofy and fun and stuff, and I really like that, but Joe has a lot of other qualities that I look for in a guy- he's sweet, and romantic, and funny...
and yeah, his analness can get annoying once in a while, but it doesn't bother me that much because a lot of times, I can be the saaaame way. lol!

pilotguy
09-05-2003, 06:24 PM
You ladies are probably going to gag at this, but remember the episode where Antonio did the makeover on Roy?

When Roy came out in that sharp, tailored suit and blow-dried, non-slicked-back hair, he didn't look that bad...at least not as repulsive as you ladies seem to find him in his regular get-up!

And of course I STILL have to listen to that woman I work with (who is in her mid-50's) who INSISTS that Lowell is the HOTTEST, SEXIEST guy on "Wings"...bar NONE! (I still say it's the tool belt that does it for her!)

phoebe7165
09-05-2003, 08:27 PM
While I think Brian is truly adorable, I'll have to go with Joe. I'm not 100% anal-retentive, but I'm very quirky in the way certain things are done. Heck, I can even go to bed with my shoes thrown on the floor, unlike Joe.

Jencbfan1
09-06-2003, 01:45 AM
I think Joe is gorgeous! :D But, Brian is really adorable too. Both of them have totally different but really great qualities when it comes to their personalities. :)

Jen :rainbow:

Crimson and Clover
09-06-2003, 01:46 AM
Joe

Adamantium
09-06-2003, 02:45 PM
When I'm watching Wings, sometimes I can see my reflection on the screen. So I say that I am the best-looking man on Wings.;)

Krista2882
09-06-2003, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by TVAdam
When I'm watching Wings, sometimes I can see my reflection on the screen. So I say that I am the best-looking man on Wings.;)

haaaaaaa!! good one. :lol:

pilotguy
09-06-2003, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by TVAdam
When I'm watching Wings, sometimes I can see my reflection on the screen. So I say that I am the best-looking man on Wings.;)

TVAdam, WHATEVER you do, do NOT let "losthighway" know about that "seeing your reflection in the TV screen" business....That guy will be sticking himself next to Crystal Bernard in every scene that she's in! :D

AgtSkye
09-07-2003, 07:46 AM
Well, to me this choice is obvious. Umm, actually if this were REAL LIFE I think Brian would be LOADS of fun to hang out with, and he's funny. So, I'd probably want to run around with him ALL the time, and have many adventures of unexpected happenings. :D
But Joe is def the cutest...by a mile or so, if boring. ;)

Anne

AgtSkye
09-07-2003, 07:55 AM
Oh the humanity! I meant to vote for Joe, and I accidentally voted for Brian. I retract my vote! It won't let me. Hmm, is there something going on subconciously? Why does that word look wrong? Oh, dear I need to go to sleep...just cos it's Sunday and I can sleep in now that I'm a heathen, lol.
I VOTE FOR JOE!

Anne

Krista2882
09-07-2003, 09:38 AM
Originally posted by AgtSkye
Oh the humanity! I meant to vote for Joe, and I accidentally voted for Brian. I retract my vote! It won't let me. Hmm, is there something going on subconciously? Why does that word look wrong?
Anne

lol that word does look wrong, but I think it's right.

Did you ever stare at a word long enough so that even though it's spelled right, it looks completely wrong?
like, stare at this for a while:

TYPING

ok, now doesn't it look wrong? hehe. It almost looks alien.

or maybe that's just me that that happens to.... hmmm..... ;)

~Krista
:)

Chocoholic
09-08-2003, 02:47 PM
OK, who picked Roy?

No one picked Antonio? I think he's pretty cute, but Brian's still the cutest! :D

AgtSkye
09-08-2003, 08:44 PM
Snoopy! Indeed. I was going to say the same thing! Roy...lol

Anne

losthighway
09-09-2003, 02:29 AM
Agtskye, I felt bad for you so I just voted for Joe to balance it out for you.:)

And by the way, somebody voted for Fay over my beloved Helen, so I guess it’s only fair to have a vote for Roy. :D

AgtSkye
09-09-2003, 04:12 AM
thanks losthighway, lol. yeah, we should give roy a break.

Anne

mustang lady
09-13-2003, 05:16 PM
I have to say Lowell. If you watch some of his other movies, he's really appealing. There are things more important than looks. Theres just something about him.:lol:

Susiek415
09-14-2003, 06:08 PM
Joe Hackett is just a cutie

phoebe7165
09-15-2003, 02:35 AM
Welcome to the Wings board, Susiek & Mustang Lady!!:wave:

dandelion wine
09-15-2003, 10:07 PM
Dang it, I meant to vote for Joe, but clicked on Brian instead. Oh well, there is something about Brian.. he's a cutie, too. ;)

Originally posted by pilotguy
You ladies are probably going to gag at this, but remember the episode where Antonio did the makeover on Roy?

When Roy came out in that sharp, tailored suit and blow-dried, non-slicked-back hair, he didn't look that bad...at least not as repulsive as you ladies seem to find him in his regular get-up!

And of course I STILL have to listen to that woman I work with (who is in her mid-50's) who INSISTS that Lowell is the HOTTEST, SEXIEST guy on "Wings"...bar NONE! (I still say it's the tool belt that does it for her!)

:lol:

Janice
09-19-2003, 01:07 PM
Joe, by a mile. He's a very handsome man. It was a good looking cast all around, but Joe is gorgeous to me.

ItalianBread
09-24-2003, 11:59 AM
Roy - big is beautiful!

Krista2882
09-24-2003, 09:16 PM
ItalianBread- your screen name rules ;)

ItalianBread
09-25-2003, 05:20 PM
:dance:

someone told me it was better than French Bread!

Krista2882
09-25-2003, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by ItalianBread
:dance:

someone told me it was better than French Bread!

hehe yeah. I agree.
Italian bread is awesome. it doesn't get soggy when you toast it and put tons of butter on it. Although I haven't had much experience with French bread.
plus, I'm part Italian, so I'm kind of partial to Italian things. lol!

AngeFaitore
09-27-2003, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by mustang lady
I have to say Lowell. If you watch some of his other movies, he's really appealing. There are things more important than looks. Theres just something about him.:lol:

Thomas Haden Church is a genius.
He's more gorgeous than a boatload of Orlando Blooms and Johnny Depps (Okay, did I just make a pun there?).
There's something about his acting style and his eyes...

pilotguy
09-27-2003, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by AngeFaitore
Thomas Haden Church is a genius.
He's more gorgeous than a boatload of Orlando Blooms and Johnny Depps (Okay, did I just make a pun there?).
There's something about his acting style and his eyes...

You sound just like that Lowell fanatic co-worker of mine....She's absolutely NUTS about the guy!

There may not be a LOT of ladies who think that Lowell is the #1 "Hottie" on "Wings"....but those who DO are very loyal, enthusiastic and VOCAL about their amorous feelings toward the man!

(I STILL say it's the tool belt that does it to them!)

AngeFaitore
09-28-2003, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by pilotguy
You sound just like that Lowell fanatic co-worker of mine....She's absolutely NUTS about the guy!

There may not be a LOT of ladies who think that Lowell is the #1 "Hottie" on "Wings"....but those who DO are very loyal, enthusiastic and VOCAL about their amorous feelings toward the man!

(I STILL say it's the tool belt that does it to them!)

No, I think it's because of the fact that Thomas Haden Church sneaks some of his natural charm into the characters he plays.
It has nothing to do with what he's wearing.
I know alot of people who think Thomas is on the ugly side (quite a few girls!)
I was never attracted to his tool belt, because I liked him when he was on Ned and Stacey, waaaaay before I found out he was on Wings (so it was his suits that were designed by Diana Eden!).
As for the vocal and loyal part, I think it's because he's a figure of the 'cult' culture, because he's in so many independent films.
I actually have copies of The Specials and Free Money on DVD. I have tons of VHS tapes with N&S, Wings, movies and guest shots he's had.
What I'd REALLY like to get my hands on, though, is a copy of "To Surf and Protect", a rare Thomas Haden artifact.
So, anybody picking up George of the Jungle 2 when it comes out? Thomas is getting top-billing for some weird reason... (check out the ad in the October edition of Disney Adventures! It has the credits and his name is after the title and none of the other stars are billed between the Disney/Tookie productions credit and the title!) shouldn't Chris Showerman, the new George, get top-billing?

I'm looking out for Rolling Kansas on DVD and I want to know more about "Sideways", a movie Thomas is currently filming.

Krista2882
09-28-2003, 04:05 PM
Well, I like Lowell because he's goofy.
AND I guess the toolbelt helps a little too. :lol:

Nobody nose
09-30-2003, 11:31 AM
hahah, right on, Roy is the sexiest and the poll shows it
Lowell? Oh come on! He's worse than Tom Petty, imo, hee hee

keep it coolin' girls!

AngeFaitore
10-01-2003, 06:00 AM
To each his/her own, right?
"Biggins Is Beautiful."

Antonio:...It's bold, it's beautiful, it's Biggins. :D

eringoblah
10-03-2003, 08:35 PM
None of them were that great. Roy is leading? Must be a lot of folks with bad vision watching this show

AngeFaitore
10-04-2003, 07:20 AM
Originally posted by eringoblah
None of them were that great. Roy is leading? Must be a lot of folks with bad vision watching this show
No, I was commenting.
I'm the resident obsessive Lowell freak.
I think it's the coveralls and floppy blonde bowl-cut hair :)

spunkygirl
10-08-2003, 12:41 AM
Joe of course! :D

AngeFaitore
10-09-2003, 07:51 AM
Originally posted by Topanga
Joe of course! :D

I hate to be upsetting, but I've always thought of Brian and Joe as average.

Chocoholic
10-09-2003, 12:26 PM
OK, is there some troll or someone who has registered here repeatedly and voted for Roy? Why the heck does he have 20 votes? Where did these 37 votes in all come from?

Krista2882
10-09-2003, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by Snoopy
OK, is there some troll or someone who has registered here repeatedly and voted for Roy? Why the heck does he have 20 votes? Where did these 37 votes in all come from?

lol I was wondering the same thing. but I figured that if we ignore this person who is obviously doing this to annoy us, he/she will go away. lol

AngeFaitore
10-09-2003, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by Krista2882
lol I was wondering the same thing. but I figured that if we ignore this person who is obviously doing this to annoy us, he/she will go away. lol

Nah, you can't ignore 'em anymore, you've got to beat 'em with a stick... or hurt their feelings.
Trolls are tougher now.

flinstoned
10-09-2003, 10:18 PM
I voted for Roy. The big boys gotta stick together ;)

Krista2882
10-09-2003, 10:54 PM
lol ok. i just didn't get why there were 20 votes for Roy, when there arent even 20 people on the board, that I know of. lol.
But now that I look, there are only 5 votes for Roy... :confused:

AgtSkye
10-10-2003, 02:33 AM
Hmmm, very interesting. Now I did vote for Brian accidentally. Not that I don't like Brian, <g>. Then somebody was nice and voted for Joe for me... these votes are probably all messed up. :)

I think Joe and Brian are kind of average. But Brian's funny, and Joe would be cool if he just didn't say anything, way too serious, lol.

Anne

Chocoholic
10-10-2003, 08:40 AM
Originally posted by Krista2882
lol ok. i just didn't get why there were 20 votes for Roy, when there arent even 20 people on the board, that I know of. lol.
But now that I look, there are only 5 votes for Roy... :confused:

Could be some lurkers here. Or maybe it's Roy himself :D

Yeah, he did lose a lot of his votes. Weird.

AngeFaitore
10-10-2003, 09:09 AM
Originally posted by Snoopy
Could be some lurkers here. Or maybe it's Roy himself :D

Yeah, he did lose a lot of his votes. Weird.

Anything's possible, this is the internet.
Which makes me wonder if Thomas Haden Church has seen everything I've
done on the internet.
It's scary, no?
For all I know, if I met him in real life and I said: "My name is Ange", he'd say:
"From online? You're a bitch!" .
It's sad, but true.