In honor of the LATE SHOW's 10th anniversary press release, the LATE SHOW writers have prepared a special, exclusive Top Ten List for this announcement that you won't see anywhere else but here...Now, from the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska...
"Top Ten Good Things About Being on CBS For Ten Years"

10. You're automatically registered as a candidate for governor of California.

9. No matter how many years you're at the Network, you'll never be as old as the "60 Minutes" guys.

8. Dude - CBS just gave me a sweet "Becker" mug!

7. Critics have begun comparing me to Carson...Daly.

6. Anniversary hoopla distracts press from my controversial romance with Demi Moore.

5. We have enough highlights to fill a 15-minute special.

4. Statute of limitations expires on camera equipment we stole from NBC.

3. Got to be on Broadway for ten years without having to put on cat makeup.

2. Received a thoughtful "you suck" telegram from Oprah.

1. CBS? I thought this was ABC. The LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN is a production of Worldwide Pants Incorporated. Maria Pope, Barbara Gaines, Rob Burnett and Jude Brennan are the executive producers.


one word....H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!8. Dude-CBS just gave me a sweet "Becker" mug!

Doesn't he usually diss Becker?

is becker still on ?