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DianeChambers87
08-15-2003, 10:01 AM
Ok I am strictly going by the order that their names came up on the credits.

The whole "I call out your name scene"

in "I'll be seeing you part one" Somebody calls Sam or something and it's a woman and he either flirts with her or says something without realizing Diane's behind him so she grabs the phone cord and starts choking him with it.

in "No Contest" when she realizes she's won the trip lol!!

Teddy02
08-15-2003, 10:25 AM
When she flips Sam over the pool table, and also whenever she insults Carla. Oh and then there was thetime when she got totally wasted with Carla in "Truce or Consequences" that was so funny! :lol:

MaydayMalonesGirl
08-15-2003, 10:26 AM
i think this is right correct me if im wrong....

in strange bedfellows p.3 when diane and sam are making funny faces at each other during janet etheridge's press conference than she squirts sam with the water gun... lol

DianeChambers87
08-15-2003, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by motowncheersluvr
i think this is right correct me if im wrong....

in strange bedfellows p.3 when diane and sam are making funny faces at each other during janet etheridge's press conference than she squirts sam with the water gun... lol
oMG i love that scene...i would post it ...IF I WAS ON MY COMPUTER:mad: sorry...lol

MaydayMalonesGirl
08-15-2003, 12:27 PM
Oh and then there was thetime when she got totally wasted with Carla in "Truce or Consequences" that was so funny!

lol that was funny...

diane take the pitcher of open grave and takes a big sip- i cant believe this! carla- me either ur gonna die! lol :lol:

onefortheroad
08-15-2003, 04:42 PM
her scene at the end of Diane's Perfect Date


Sam- well i am, holding a little torch for you
Diane- well i'm not holding one for you

Diane- You love me! you love me!
Sam- Do not! do not! do not!

onefortheroad
08-15-2003, 04:43 PM
that crazy voice she uses in Thanksgiving Orphans :lol: :lol:

DianeChambers87
08-15-2003, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by onefortheroad
that crazy voice she uses in Thanksgiving Orphans :lol: :lol:

I LOVE THAT VOICE!!! OMG the I laugh so hard every time I see that episode... "PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE!! STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!...I have never been witness to such a sophmoric.."

CheersChild4life
08-15-2003, 06:35 PM
That voice was awsome :lol: :lol:

NORM
08-15-2003, 09:30 PM
Thanksgiving Orpahans. The scream.:lol:

And her and Sam in "Pick a Con..Any Con"

Sam: Care to make a friendly wager, a little cut of the cards
Diane: What are the stakes?
Sam: If I win, I get to go to bed with you
Diane: And if I win?
Sam: You get to go to bed with me
Diane: No thanks
Sam: Oh I understand, you'd rather earn it

:lol: :lol: :lol:

onefortheroad
08-15-2003, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by NORM
Thanksgiving Orpahans. The scream.:lol:

And her and Sam in "Pick a Con..Any Con"

Sam: Care to make a friendly wager, a little cut of the cards
Diane: What are the stakes?
Sam: If I win, I get to go to bed with you
Diane: And if I win?
Sam: You get to go to bed with me
Diane: No thanks
Sam: Oh I understand, you'd rather earn it

:lol: :lol: :lol:

haha i just watched that episode today

NORM
08-15-2003, 09:49 PM
haha, I love that episode. I like when Norm says "I feel so, used"

onefortheroad
08-15-2003, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by NORM
haha, I love that episode. I like when Norm says "I feel so, used"


haha i know, that's one of my favorite episodes, definitly in my top 20, maybe top 15

DianeChambers87
08-16-2003, 12:44 PM
I love the episode "How do I love thee? let me call you back..."

when Sam goes into her apartment and she's trashed and there are candles every where and one of my favorite Cheers lines ever

Sam: Hey Hey Hey! Your drunk!
Diane: Hey Hey hey! Your stupid...I'll be sober in the morning.

CheersChild4life
08-16-2003, 12:59 PM
Every time I see that I'm on the floor laughing

Brian Damage
08-16-2003, 01:21 PM
"You hired a murderer to take me out for the evening." LOL

onefortheroad
08-16-2003, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by Brian Damage
"You hired a murderer to take me out for the evening." LOL

LOL i was just going to post that!

onefortheroad
08-16-2003, 01:24 PM
i love Sam's line after that

Sam: it's kinda funny when you put it that way

:lol:

DianeChambers87
08-16-2003, 01:30 PM
Diane: Oh poor sam
Sam: Thank you Thankyou...ha...wait wait wait..what do you mean "poor Sam"
Diane: I didn't realize you were carrying such a torch for me
Sam: No, No no I said that I thought that you were carrying a torch for me
Diane: Well I'm certainly not carrying a torch for you
Sam: well then I'm not carrying one for you haha (turns around) can you believe this)
Diane: Sam, if you admit that your carrying a little torch for me...I'll admit that i'm carrying a little torch for you
Sam: well I am carrying a torch for you
Diane: well I'm not carrying one for you
Sam: Well then Me either
Diane: You just said you were
Sam: I just said that to get you to admit that your carrying one for me. Why don't you just admit that our hung up on me dammit!
Diane: I am not
Sam: You are too
Diane: I am not
Norm: please please you think i'd behave like this in your home?
Diane:well we certainly are being childish about this
Sam: Yes well i suppose
Diane: Let's leave it at this, I'm rubber your glue whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you. YOU LOVE YOU LOVE ME LOVE ME!!
Sam: I DO NOT ! I DO NOT!
Diane: You do you do you do!!!

onefortheroad
08-16-2003, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by DianeChambers87
Diane: Oh poor sam
Sam: Thank you Thankyou...ha...wait wait wait..what do you mean "poor Sam"
Diane: I didn't realize you were carrying such a torch for me
Sam: No, No no I said that I thought that you were carrying a torch for me
Diane: Well I'm certainly not carrying a torch for you
Sam: well then I'm not carrying one for you haha (turns around) can you believe this)
Diane: Sam, if you admit that your carrying a little torch for me...I'll admit that i'm carrying a little torch for you
Sam: well I am carrying a torch for you
Diane: well I'm not carrying one for you
Sam: Well then Me either
Diane: You just said you were
Sam: I just said that to get you to admit that your carrying one for me. Why don't you just admit that our hung up on me dammit!
Diane: I am not
Sam: You are too
Diane: I am not
Norm: please please you think i'd behave like this in your home?
Diane:well we certainly are being childish about this
Sam: Yes well i suppose
Diane: Let's leave it at this, I'm rubber your glue whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you. YOU LOVE YOU LOVE ME LOVE ME!!
Sam: I DO NOT ! I DO NOT!
Diane: You do you do you do!!!

that's one of the funniest scenes in TV history :lol: i watched that episode twice yesterday. now i wanna see Homicidal Ham

DianeChambers87
08-16-2003, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by onefortheroad
that's one of the funniest scenes in TV history :lol: i watched that episode twice yesterday. now i wanna see Homicidal Ham

This was the episode that hooked me on Cheers....lol omg it is such a ridiculously funny episode!! i had never EVER seen two grown people on tv do that!

onefortheroad
08-16-2003, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by DianeChambers87
This was the episode that hooked me on Cheers....lol omg it is such a ridiculously funny episode!! i had never EVER seen two grown people on tv do that!

lol i know! they act like 6 or 7 year olds

tiff7
08-17-2003, 11:21 AM
ThaeThansgiving one was great! The food fight was hilarious! How 'bout the one where Sam throws Diane's stuffed animals out the window. Any ep where Carla has a comment about Diane-her favorite person-LOL!

Tiff7

barwars
08-17-2003, 11:52 AM
Diane's funnest scenes were in
"Diane's Perfect Date"

Diane - "You hired a murderer to take me out to dinner."

haha
funny stuff.

DianeChambers87
08-17-2003, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by tiff7
ThaeThansgiving one was great! The food fight was hilarious! How 'bout the one where Sam throws Diane's stuffed animals out the window. Any ep where Carla has a comment about Diane-her favorite person-LOL!

Tiff7

oooooo that would be the God-worthy "Powerplay"...AKA my favorite Cheers episode...

¤Graced¤
08-17-2003, 06:44 PM
Maria HELP ME OUT ON THE BOARD PEOPLES POST! Please!

CarJackSnyder
08-17-2003, 07:23 PM
[QUOTE]I love the episode "How do I love thee? let me call you back..." when Sam goes into her apartment and she's trashed and there are candles every where and one of my favorite Cheers lines ever Sam: Hey Hey Hey! Your drunk!
Diane: Hey Hey hey! Your stupid...I'll be sober in the morning.[QUOTE]

:lol:

MaydayMalonesGirl
08-17-2003, 07:48 PM
lol thats a great quotes :lol: hahah