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DianeChambers87
08-05-2003, 08:35 PM
Sam: Not tonight honey I would rather watch a football game.

Diane: I love a good cockfight!!

Rebecca: I don't care about money

Coach: Sam...I am your father

Carla: GO YANKEES!!!

onefortheroad
08-05-2003, 08:59 PM
coach: actually the definition of obfuscation is to make so confused or opaque as to be difficult to perceive or understand.

onefortheroad
08-05-2003, 08:59 PM
norm: how about another glass of wine woody?

onefortheroad
08-05-2003, 09:00 PM
carla: i love you gino! i love all kids!!!!

onefortheroad
08-05-2003, 09:01 PM
cliff: i hate my mother

CarJackSnyder
08-05-2003, 09:02 PM
Carla: Hi Diane. would u like to hang out some time???

Norm: I hate beer!!!!

onefortheroad
08-05-2003, 09:03 PM
sam: hey normie baby, wanna go have some fun? (giggles)

DianeChambers87
08-05-2003, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by onefortheroad
sam: hey normie baby, wanna go have some fun? (giggles)

:rotflmao: :lol: :clap::rofl:

onefortheroad
08-05-2003, 09:04 PM
carla: coach will you shut up

onefortheroad
08-05-2003, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by DianeChambers87
:rotflmao: :rotfl: :lol: :clap:


:lol:

onefortheroad
08-05-2003, 09:06 PM
harry the hat: who took my wallet?!

Teddy02
08-05-2003, 09:06 PM
Diane: Yes Sam I will marry you.

CheersChild4life
08-05-2003, 09:45 PM
Diane- Books..... who needs that crap when you have tv

barwars
08-05-2003, 09:53 PM
Carla - Hi Clavin. (nicely)

wizard12
08-05-2003, 10:14 PM
Cliff: I don't know...

PaulaAbdulFan
08-05-2003, 10:50 PM
diane: sam is that your girlfriend? i really like her a lot

CarJackSnyder
08-05-2003, 10:58 PM
diane: sam is that your girlfriend? i really like her a lot


Good one , bailey.

onefortheroad
08-06-2003, 01:16 AM
Originally posted by DianeChambers87
Sam: Not tonight honey I would rather watch a football game.



:lol: it should be this:

Sam: Not tonight honey I would rather watch a ballet and then after that, an opera

DianeChambers87
08-06-2003, 01:39 AM
Originally posted by onefortheroad
:lol: it should be this:

Sam: Not tonight honey I would rather watch a ballet and then after that, an opera

:clap

PaulaAbdulFan
08-06-2003, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by onefortheroad
:lol: it should be this:

Sam: Not tonight honey I would rather watch a ballet and then after that, an opera

:lol: :rotflmao: haha good 1

Brian Damage
08-06-2003, 07:59 PM
Norm- I just came back from the gym...

barwars
08-06-2003, 08:12 PM
Woody -- After 6 hours at the gym, you must want a wine, huh NORM?


Woody -- Usual bloody mary, NORM?

Teddy02
08-06-2003, 09:42 PM
Sam: What would you say to a beer Norm?

Norm: I thought we agreed we couldn't see eachother anymore.

PaulaAbdulFan
08-07-2003, 01:16 AM
Diane:: lets go watch a football game and play a little bit of poker afterwards

tmb110
08-22-2003, 12:25 AM
Diane: NORM!

onefortheroad
08-22-2003, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by tmb110
Diane: NORM!

Sam: Norman!

CheersChild4life
08-22-2003, 10:33 AM
Rebecca: I love my life and everyone in it!

MaydayMalonesGirl
08-22-2003, 10:38 AM
norm- i cant wait to go home and see vera!

MaydayMalonesGirl
08-22-2003, 07:33 PM
sam- beer norm
norm- nah im not thirsty

¤Graced¤
08-22-2003, 10:22 PM
Sam: Hey John (John Allen Hill) here's a little gift for all the wonderful things you have done for me in the past year!

Norm: Hey Vera let's open a bottle of jack daniels and get wild!

Rebecca: It's okay I didn't get that job, I'll try harder next time!

Carla: I want to get off work as soon as possible so I can spend some quality time with my family. (smiles)


Man these are fun to think of:lol: