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DianeChambers87 08-05-2003, 08:35 PM Sam: Not tonight honey I would rather watch a football game.
Diane: I love a good cockfight!!
Rebecca: I don't care about money
Coach: Sam...I am your father
Carla: GO YANKEES!!!
onefortheroad 08-05-2003, 08:59 PM coach: actually the definition of obfuscation is to make so confused or opaque as to be difficult to perceive or understand.
onefortheroad 08-05-2003, 08:59 PM norm: how about another glass of wine woody?
onefortheroad 08-05-2003, 09:00 PM carla: i love you gino! i love all kids!!!!
onefortheroad 08-05-2003, 09:01 PM cliff: i hate my mother
CarJackSnyder 08-05-2003, 09:02 PM Carla: Hi Diane. would u like to hang out some time???
Norm: I hate beer!!!!
onefortheroad 08-05-2003, 09:03 PM sam: hey normie baby, wanna go have some fun? (giggles)
DianeChambers87 08-05-2003, 09:04 PM Originally posted by onefortheroad
sam: hey normie baby, wanna go have some fun? (giggles)
:rotflmao: :lol: :clap::rofl:
onefortheroad 08-05-2003, 09:04 PM carla: coach will you shut up
onefortheroad 08-05-2003, 09:04 PM Originally posted by DianeChambers87
:rotflmao: :rotfl: :lol: :clap:
:lol:
onefortheroad 08-05-2003, 09:06 PM harry the hat: who took my wallet?!
Teddy02 08-05-2003, 09:06 PM Diane: Yes Sam I will marry you.
CheersChild4life 08-05-2003, 09:45 PM Diane- Books..... who needs that crap when you have tv
barwars 08-05-2003, 09:53 PM Carla - Hi Clavin. (nicely)
wizard12 08-05-2003, 10:14 PM Cliff: I don't know...
PaulaAbdulFan 08-05-2003, 10:50 PM diane: sam is that your girlfriend? i really like her a lot
CarJackSnyder 08-05-2003, 10:58 PM diane: sam is that your girlfriend? i really like her a lot
Good one , bailey.
onefortheroad 08-06-2003, 01:16 AM Originally posted by DianeChambers87
Sam: Not tonight honey I would rather watch a football game.
:lol: it should be this:
Sam: Not tonight honey I would rather watch a ballet and then after that, an opera
DianeChambers87 08-06-2003, 01:39 AM Originally posted by onefortheroad
:lol: it should be this:
Sam: Not tonight honey I would rather watch a ballet and then after that, an opera
:clap
PaulaAbdulFan 08-06-2003, 06:20 PM Originally posted by onefortheroad
:lol: it should be this:
Sam: Not tonight honey I would rather watch a ballet and then after that, an opera
:lol: :rotflmao: haha good 1
Brian Damage 08-06-2003, 07:59 PM Norm- I just came back from the gym...
barwars 08-06-2003, 08:12 PM Woody -- After 6 hours at the gym, you must want a wine, huh NORM?
Woody -- Usual bloody mary, NORM?
Teddy02 08-06-2003, 09:42 PM Sam: What would you say to a beer Norm?
Norm: I thought we agreed we couldn't see eachother anymore.
PaulaAbdulFan 08-07-2003, 01:16 AM Diane:: lets go watch a football game and play a little bit of poker afterwards
tmb110 08-22-2003, 12:25 AM Diane: NORM!
onefortheroad 08-22-2003, 01:28 AM Originally posted by tmb110
Diane: NORM!
Sam: Norman!
CheersChild4life 08-22-2003, 10:33 AM Rebecca: I love my life and everyone in it!
MaydayMalonesGirl 08-22-2003, 10:38 AM norm- i cant wait to go home and see vera!
MaydayMalonesGirl 08-22-2003, 07:33 PM sam- beer norm
norm- nah im not thirsty
¤Graced¤ 08-22-2003, 10:22 PM Sam: Hey John (John Allen Hill) here's a little gift for all the wonderful things you have done for me in the past year!
Norm: Hey Vera let's open a bottle of jack daniels and get wild!
Rebecca: It's okay I didn't get that job, I'll try harder next time!
Carla: I want to get off work as soon as possible so I can spend some quality time with my family. (smiles)
Man these are fun to think of:lol:
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