What are your favorite quotes from the series? I have several of them. Note that they may not be entirely accurate as I'm reciting them from memory.

Gladys: I'll bet she has some strange disease and we could catch it. You want to wake up with something strange?

Abner: I've been doing that for 20 years

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Gladys: Abner, there's this old woman at our door that says she is 24.

Abner: I told you sooner or later your mother would flip.

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Darrin (when threatened by a jealous boyfriend): Says you and who else???!!!!

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Abner: It's the knickers routine again, this time coast to coast!

Some of my favs..there are so many its hard to think

(1)Samantha: "But Mother Gerry's a friend of Darrin's great Aunt"

Endora: "If she is then I'm his great Uncle!"


(2)Snobby Lady: "By the way Mrs. Stephens that's an amusing little frock you've got on there, did you make it yourself?"

Other snobby lady: "It's lovely and who is your man?'

Samantha: "oh its not just one man its two, they call themselves....Sears and Roebuck!"

*statue head of Larry yelling from another room*: Heavy on the Mayo!

Um... I always get a kick out of this line from the pilot:

Darrin: "This is not something like somebody who just thinks that they're a lighthouse!"

I think it's because Dick York's delivery is so cute.

In "My Boss, the Teddy Bear," when Sam asks Darrin if he's seen Larry and Darrin bellows, "I'm holding him in my arms!"

In "The Moment of Truth" when Larry's trying to prove that he isn't drunk and says he'll walk a straight line, Darrin says, "Why don't you walk from where you spilled the champagne to where you burned the table?"

And um... lots of others.

From "Mother Meet What's His Name" -

Gladys: [To Samantha] Do you have a maid with a large curly head?

Endora: [To Darrin] Consider yourself lucky that you are not, at this moment, an artichoke! (This one's in my sig.)

From "It Takes One to Know One" -

Janine Le Fleur (aka Sarah Baker): [To Larry] Of course. If you must go, I understand.
Larry: I wish someone would explain it to me!

From (OK, I don't remember which episode, but it was one of the black-and-white ones.)

Abner: (Reading a clue from a crossword puzzle.) "Eternal peace; the ultimate happiness." (Pause) D-E-A-T-H.