We Are Here To Serve Colonel Don Knotts At Our Headquarters Knotts Landing :grr:

:woohoo:

:grr:

Knotts Landing...LMAO

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:grr:

That Is A Very Fat Man :grr:

Colonel Knotts Can Take Him Easily :D

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:grr:

Don Knotts Says Big Daddys a Lazy Ol Fart Who Is Almost Always Dead To The World :grr:

LMAO.. you should take over the KL board, but I dont think we have one.

Originally posted by King TheFonz
Don Knotts Says Big Daddys a Lazy Ol Fart Who Is Almost Always Dead To The World :grr:

And His Biggest fear is whether or not he'll crap his pants :grr:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
LMAO.. you should take over the KL board, but I dont think we have one.

Nah We Just Put A Sign Over The Door To The Happy Days Board :king:

Originally posted by King Chad Doody
And His Biggest fear is weather or not he'll crap his pants :grr:

He just doesnt have the strength to hold it in. ohno: He's past his prime...By about 70 years :grr:

Don Knotts 4 Ever

Originally posted by King TheFonz
Don Knotts Says Big Daddys a Lazy Ol Fart Who Is Almost Always Dead To The World :grr: The Chicklets wont like this.

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
The Chicklets wont like this.

Mr. Furley And Deputy Barney Fife LAUGH At Your little Chicklets :grr:

Originally posted by King Chad Doody
And His Biggest fear is whether or not he'll crap his pants :grr: That hasnt happened in 4 weeks!:mad: Must you bring it up!?!

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
The Chicklets wont like this.

Maybe not. :grr: But we have a mafia on our side :king:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
That hasnt happened in 4 weeks!:mad: Must you bring it up!?!

.....Yes

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=907898

Originally posted by King Chad Doody
Mr. Furley And Deputy Barney Fife LAUGH At Your little Chicklets :grr: Oh no.. its on!:boxing:

GO MAFIA!!!

Originally posted by Ravey
GO MAFIA!!!

:D

Originally posted by Ravey
GO MAFIA!!! Didnt know Don Knotts spoke from his belt.:o

Originally posted by King Chad Doody
:D

:woohoo:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Didnt know Don Knotts spoke from his belt.:o

He Has Alot Of Talents. Big Daddys Most Impressive Talent Is Waking Up :grr:

Originally posted by King Chad Doody
He Has Alot Of Talents. Big Daddys Most Impressive Talent Is Waking Up :grr: Yeah. most of the time a bomb wouldnt wake the man up :grr:

:woohoo: Go Don Knotts!! He is much cooler than big fat daddy :woohoo:

Originally posted by King Chad Doody
He Has Alot Of Talents. Big Daddys Most Impressive Talent Is Waking Up :grr:
Big Daddys best talent is taking a belt to your (_)_)!

Yeah :lol:

Originally posted by Christopher
:woohoo: Go Don Knotts!! He is much cooler than big fat daddy :woohoo: *screams* *slap*

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Big Daddys best talent is taking a belt to your (_)_)!

Big Daddy doesn't have enough strength to reach a belt.

Originally posted by Christopher
:woohoo: Go Don Knotts!! He is much cooler than big fat daddy :woohoo:

YAY! :woohoo: Everyone is siding with us! :woohoo:

Originally posted by Christopher
:woohoo: Go Don Knotts!! He is much cooler than big fat daddy :woohoo:

Your Ok :D

Originally posted by Ravey
Big Daddy doesn't have enough strength to reach a belt. I think you need a personal introduction to Bruiser.:o

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
I think you need a personal introduction to Bruiser.:o

You need a personal introduction to the SnapBucket. :o

Originally posted by King Chad Doody
Your Ok :D




Did I say something bad? :confused: I've always been a Don Knotts fan. :)

Originally posted by Christopher
Did I say something bad? :confused: I've always been a Don Knotts fan. :)

No No I Meant. Your Ok As in, Your A Good Guy :D

Originally posted by Ravey
GO MAFIA!!!



:lol: Great picture Ravey :)

Originally posted by Christopher
:lol: Great picture Ravey :)

:woohoo:

Well Lets Take A Look At This Thread.

Colonel Knotts Supporters - 5

Big Daddy Supporters - 1

:king:

Originally posted by King Chad Doody
Well Lets Take A Look At This Thread.

Colonel Knotts Supporters - 5

Big Daddy Supporters - 1

:king:

We can clearly see the winner. :king:

Originally posted by King Chad Doody
Well Lets Take A Look At This Thread.

Colonel Knotts Supporters - 5

Big Daddy Supporters - 1

:king:



I added 'Proud Member Of The Don Knotts Mafia' to my siggy. I am a supporter of Don Knotts til the end :)

Originally posted by Christopher
I added 'Proud Member Of The Don Knotts Mafia' to my siggy. I am a supporter of Don Knotts til the end :)

Welcome To The Family :D

You rock Christopher! :woohoo:

Originally posted by Ravey
You rock Christopher! :woohoo:




Friends call me Chris :)




And thanks King Chad :)

Ok chris. :lol:

Originally posted by King Chad Doody
Well Lets Take A Look At This Thread.

Colonel Knotts Supporters - 5

Big Daddy Supporters - 1

:king: The day has just begun!!!!!:mad: :mad: Youll see.. by tomorrow night, Big Daddy will be the winner.

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
The day has just begun!!!!!:mad: :mad: Youll see.. by tomorrow night, Big Daddy will be the winner.

In your dreams! :mad:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
The day has just begun!!!!!:mad: :mad: Youll see.. by tomorrow night, Big Daddy will be the winner.




Crystal, let big :censored: daddy rest. Don Knotts is better :)

Originally posted by Ravey
In your dreams! :mad:




Exactly :)

HA! I Looked up Big Daddy On Yahoo and found this man

http://www.geocities.com/~redeyespecial/big-daddy-j.jpg

Its obvious this Fat man with a guitar is a FRAUD!

Originally posted by Christopher
Crystal, let big :censored: daddy rest. Don Knotts is better :)

Yeah! Let Big Daddy RIP. :mad:

Originally posted by King Chad Doody
HA! I Looked up Big Daddy On Yahoo and found this man

http://www.geocities.com/~redeyespecial/big-daddy-j.jpg

Its obvious this Fat man with a guitar is a FRAUD!

Why am I not surprised? :confused: I always new there was something fake about big daddy. :mad:

Originally posted by Christopher
Crystal, let big :censored: daddy rest. Don Knotts is better :) Never. You all wait til Zoey gets on.:o

yall are crazy :grady:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Never. You all wait til Zoey gets on.:o




My Melrose Place buddy :( She is always busy, what will she do?

Originally posted by YearbookLoser
yall are crazy :grady:

Did I Mention Grady is Chairman Of The Don Knotts Mafia? :grr:

Originally posted by YearbookLoser
yall are crazy :grady: :grady:

See! Jeff is for Big Daddy!:D

Originally posted by YearbookLoser
yall are crazy :grady:

:grady:

And Heres The Don Knotts Mafia Spokesperson Larry Hagman

http://www.palatur.com.br/ator/ator03_05.jpg

Originally posted by Christopher
My Melrose Place buddy :( She is always busy, what will she do? She comes on just about everyday. Shes loyal to BPD.. afterall, she IS his daughter.

Originally posted by King Chad Doody
And Heres The Don Knotts Mafia Spokesperson Larry Hagman

http://www.palatur.com.br/ator/ator03_05.jpg Stop posting my picture!:grr:

- Chairman -

:grady:



- Spokesperson -

http://www.palatur.com.br/ator/ator03_05.jpg



- President -

:batman:


- Treasurer -

:grr:

Originally posted by King Chad Doody

- President -

:batman:



I was going to say, what about Batman :lol:

And Heres Our Chief Of Staff Scott Baio

http://digilander.libero.it/happydays/Riconoscimenti/baio.jpg

Originally posted by King Chad Doody
And Heres Our Chief Of Staff Scott Baio

http://digilander.libero.it/happydays/Riconoscimenti/baio.jpg

:woohoo:

Originally posted by King Chad Doody
And Heres Our Chief Of Staff Scott Baio

http://digilander.libero.it/happydays/Riconoscimenti/baio.jpg *spits* You can have him.:o

We Also have Andy Griffith, Jim Nabors and RON HOWARD :p

Other Supporters: Don Porter, Jerry Van Dyke, Ted McGinley & Dr. Bellows

You people have misused the name Knots Landing. That extra 'T' just completely ruins it. Whenever I see Knotts Landing I just want to destroy something. Even if it is a play on words.

I'm surprised. The Don Knotts Mafia is even EVILER than the Happy Days Mafia. -.-. Suzanne Somers and the entire cast of Knots Landing are completely against it. Completely! And you don't want to see Suzanne and the cast of KL get mad. Suzanne can jiggle people to death and the cast of KL can slap people to death.

*giggles* Wow. I'm feeling evil.

A fake octogenarian,
Sean Sean ^-^

*below* Karen isn't happy about the mutiliation of her show's name. Will she blow up Knotts Landing? Find out next time, on today's episode of Knots Landing II: Anti Knotts.

Originally posted by Sean Snow
You people have misused the name Knots Landing. That extra 'T' just completely ruins it. Whenever I see Knotts Landing I just want to destroy something. Even if it is a play on words.

I'm surprised. The Don Knotts Mafia is even EVILER than the Happy Days Mafia. -.-. Suzanne Somers and the entire cast of Knots Landing are completely against it. Completely! And you don't want to see Suzanne and the cast of KL get mad. Suzanne can jiggle people to death and the cast of KL can slap people to death.

*giggles* Wow. I'm feeling evil.

A fake octogenarian,
Sean Sean ^-^

*below* Karen isn't happy about the mutiliation of her show's name. Will she blow up Knotts Landing? Find out next time, on today's episode of Knots Landing II: Anti Knotts.

Why Would Suzanne Somers be against her old cast member and friend Colonel Knotts? :D

Originally posted by Sean Snow
You people have misused the name Knots Landing. That extra 'T' just completely ruins it. Whenever I see Knotts Landing I just want to destroy something. Even if it is a play on words.

I'm surprised. The Don Knotts Mafia is even EVILER than the Happy Days Mafia. -.-. Suzanne Somers and the entire cast of Knots Landing are completely against it. Completely! And you don't want to see Suzanne and the cast of KL get mad. Suzanne can jiggle people to death and the cast of KL can slap people to death.

*giggles* Wow. I'm feeling evil.

A fake octogenarian,
Sean Sean ^-^

*below* Karen isn't happy about the mutiliation of her show's name. Will she blow up Knotts Landing? Find out next time, on today's episode of Knots Landing II: Anti Knotts. :clap

But I am part of the HDM.. so Ill ignore that.:o

JIGGLE, SUZANNE, JIGGLE!

*Colonel Knotts sits on Big Daddys Porch and smokes cigar. Big Daddy is too old and fat to do anything about it so he takes a nap*

Yeah, why would suzanne be mad?

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
*spits* You can have him.:o

:mad:

Originally posted by King Chad Doody
Why Would Suzanne Somers be against her old cast member and friend Colonel Knotts? :D

Because she detests mutilations of show names. Don't you know it's against the Geneva Convention? Silly! Suzanne will destroy everyone, one at a time, with her Thighmasters and Buttmasters. *diabolical laughter* Besides, why would Ron Howard be against Big Pimp Daddy? He's responsible for Cocoon, after all!


JIGGLE, SUZANNE, JIGGLE!

*Suzanne jiggles. Unfortunately, a bomb in her shirt goes off, destroying Knotts Landing. She miraculously survives.*

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Because she detests mutilations of show names. Don't you know it's against the Geneva Convention? Silly! Suzanne will destroy everyone, one at a time, with her Thighmasters and Buttmasters. *diabolical laughter* Besides, why would Ron Howard be against Big Pimp Daddy? He's responsible for Cocoon, after all!



*Suzanne jiggles. Unfortunately, a bomb in her shirt goes off, destroying Knotts Landing. She miraculously survives.*
:rock: You have saved Ron.

Phew! Thank goodness Suzanne survived!

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

Phew! Thank goodness Suzanne survived!

Mhm. Millions of Somersizing fans would be lost without her. ^-^

(psst...shouldn't an announcement of a Don Knotts mafia be on the Chit Chat - Random Posts board? Well, then again, many of the huge topics on the Happy Days board belong on there too. - shrug -)

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Because she detests mutilations of show names. Don't you know it's against the Geneva Convention? Silly! Suzanne will destroy everyone, one at a time, with her Thighmasters and Buttmasters. *diabolical laughter* Besides, why would Ron Howard be against Big Pimp Daddy? He's responsible for Cocoon, after all!

Because he goes WAY BACK With Don Knotts with the Andy Griffith Show. Some chump like Big Daddy messes with Colonel Knotts and Ron becomes ANGRY.

What does one person have to do to live in Knotts Landing?

Originally posted by kimmy gibler
What does one person have to do to live in Knotts Landing?

Dedicate Their Lives To Supporting Don Knotts :grr:

Originally posted by King Chad Doody
Dedicate Their Lives To Supporting Don Knotts :grr:

It might sound like a big price to pay, but it isn't. For that small price you get to live in the harmony of: Knotts Landing.

Originally posted by Ravey
It might sound like a big price to pay, but it isn't. For that small price you get to live in the harmony of: Knotts Landing.

Yep. Its like A Mayberry 2003 :D

Originally posted by King Chad Doody
Yep. Its like A Mayberry 2003 :D

:D

Well, I support Don Knotts! He's one cool dude.

Originally posted by kimmy gibler
Well, I support Don Knotts! He's one cool dude.

Welcome To The Don Knotts Mafia :D

The Don Knott's Mafia Blend.

The madness never ends..:p

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Mhm. Millions of Somersizing fans would be lost without her. ^-^

(psst...shouldn't an announcement of a Don Knotts mafia be on the Chit Chat - Random Posts board? Well, then again, many of the huge topics on the Happy Days board belong on there too. - shrug -)

Do they? Well you belong at the Taxi Board :grr:

doesnt this belong in the random forum?

I like him as Mr. Furley.

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
I like him as Mr. Furley.

Me Too :D

Originally posted by King Chad Doody
Me Too :D

Me Three :grr:

Mr. Furley is the man. :D

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
I like him as Mr. Furley.

:lol: Thats a good pic. I Made it my avatar :D

Originally posted by King TheFonz
Do they? Well you belong at the Taxi Board :grr:

O_o. There's nothing wrong with the Taxi board. *hugs Taxi board. Snarls at King TheFonz*

Originally posted by Sean Snow
O_o. There's nothing wrong with the Taxi board. *hugs Taxi board. Snarls at King TheFonz*

*Taxi Theme Plays as 2 Big Men carry Sean Snow away*

Originally posted by King Chad Doody
HA! I Looked up Big Daddy On Yahoo and found this man

http://www.geocities.com/~redeyespecial/big-daddy-j.jpg

Its obvious this Fat man with a guitar is a FRAUD!

Omg..:eek3: It's The Wizard Of Oz all over again.

I can hear Big Daddy saying "Ignore the man behind the curtain!"

Originally posted by King Chad Doody
*Taxi Theme Plays as 2 Big Men carry Sean Snow away*

This deserves a big...

O_O!!

http://www.lapdonline.org/community/op_west_bureau/hollywood/whats_new/knotts.jpg

*cough* *SLAP* *Grins*

This evil thread now belongs to the F/X. ^_____^

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
*cough* *SLAP* *Grins*

This evil thread now belongs to the F/X. ^_____^

:livid:

*Taxi Theme Plays As 2 Big Men Carry Mistress Slap To The Taxi Board*

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
*cough* *SLAP* *Grins*

This evil thread now belongs to the F/X. ^_____^

Mhmm. The F/X FOREVER. -.-

*Taxi theme plays. The F/X hits Chad with a packet of Taxi tapes and carries him away to the The Division board*

Originally posted by King Chad Doody
:livid:

*Taxi Theme Plays As 2 Big Men Carry Mistress Slap To The Taxi Board*

*The Taxi Theme plays as all of the castmembers of Taxi run Chad over in a big yellow cab*

Originally posted by King Chad Doody
:livid:

*Taxi Theme Plays As 2 Big Men Carry Mistress Slap To The Taxi Board*

*Bunnies eat the 2 big men*

Originally posted by Larry Paul
*The Taxi Theme plays as all of the castmembers of Taxi run Chad over in a big yellow cab*

*Happy Days Theme Plays As 50 Foot Joanie Eats Larry Paul*

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
*Bunnies eat the 2 big men*

*gasps* BUNNIES. The bringers of doom, destruction, and teletubbies. But in moments like these I question whether I really should hate them...

:D ;)

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
*Bunnies eat the 2 big men*

:grr:

Originally posted by Mistress Slap
*Bunnies eat the 2 big men*

:grr:

Hmm, The F/X are the Evil Ones. *slap* and don't get me started on Evil Bunnies and Gay Porn Lynn. *slap*

Don Knotts Mafia rules!!!























:p