sometimes i just get these little corny rhymes in my head and i write them down. Most of them are funny. Heres one spoofing Lord Of The Rings

today i was thinking, what if p.diddy took over lord of the rings
could u imagation all the strippers and the bling bling?
that would really add a spice of life
until Frodo realized he had lice
wouldnt that be a plot twist
if we spent half the movie in the dentist
looking at the orcas teeth
and the other half sending emails saying "you want some beef?"
In a reality show of Hobbits you could go shoe shopping
And half the population of girls want Legolas as a topping
I mean, who could be in love with an elf?
In 10 years all these girls will be kicking themself.
I guess pretty boys always give such a lookie
thats why for the next 6 years he'll be selling kebler cookies
could u imagation a short guy like gimli
driving around in a bentley
with all these girls trying to do the shimmy
who the hell would've thought that a little shrimp
could become such a badass pimp
the funny thing is hes fat enough to be the good year blimp
come on, go shorty, its ur birthday
no get the hell outta aragorns way
because he always has to save the day
and get the girl named shenique
and hes hiding in mordo taking a leak
whats up with sam and frogo and being lovers
its like all soap operas are like eachother
i mean days of our lives & all my children both have hobbits
and bacon bits and all that ****
i dont believe any of this, its all bull
how could a ring be so powerful
i never saw a ring mean so much unless u get married
and this movie isnt even scary
and frodo needs to be tough like dirty harry
or at least look a bit prettier than drew carry
half the characters are insane
not even just boring or plain
i mean, Gandalf grey, gandalf white
this **** isnt even tight
eminem would be dissapointed not to see a black one
thats discrimating. where the gangstas at son?
come on homie, hollar back young'in
And then the movie trying to be cool by adding a guy named pippin
which could be a typo maybe its pimpin
but that doesnt explain who the hell is marry
that poor kid, who names their son marry
what about the guy who talks to himself
what the hell? thats creepier than the elf
i mean, DAMN
he dresses like tarzan
and hangs out with frodo and sam
i think dat fool is all talk and no show
but just incase u may wanna hang low
cos my mother always told me not to trust a skizto

sorry i just had to post this cos i dunno. i was bored. let me know ur response. maybe ill make more raps :D