Whenever I hear blind items I wrack my brain trying to figure out who could it be?

Maybe we can all guess. If you hear of any blind items post them here and we will wrack our brains to figure out who could it be.

Okay here goes.............

Which big time funnyman & beloved performer is seized by bouts of self hatred so deep he often goes off on extended crying jags for days at a time? The guy dislikes himself so much.

Here's another one...

While mingling at a premiere party in Hollywood, one of the guests was shocked when he felt a hand lifting his wallet from the back of his pants. Turning around, he grabbed the person's wrist and came face to face with the culprit. A veteran actress who was literally caught red handed! The guy was stunned & so was the screen funnylady, who quickly apologized, dropped the money pouch where she'd found it & nonchalantly strolled away.