Aug 1 2003 4:30AM 118 - The Joker's Flying Saucer Joker has plans, drawn up with the aid of a mad-scientist cellmate, for building a flying saucer in which he proposes to sweep across the skies, calling on the world to submit. He sends his henchmen to the Metals Research Wing of the Wayne Foundation to steal the rare light-weight beryllium stored there. Barbara changes into her Batgirl gear to race off to protect the rare metal. Batman and Robin head for the same place, but a bomb explodes, filling the Batcave with green smoke.

Aug 2 2003 4:30AM 119 - The Entrancing Dr. Cassandra As sorceress Dr. Cassandra tries to steal the valuable Mope Diamond from Spiffany's Jewelry Salon, she blasts Batman, Robin, and Batgirl with her Alvino-ray gun. With a flash of psychedelic colors, the Terrific Trio are literally flattened paper-thin when the ray gun reduces them to one dimension. While Cassandra snatches the diamond, Cabala stacks up the Trio, and then slips them under Gordon's door. Alfred instructs the police to mail the Trio to the main post office and he'll see what he can do. While Alfred picks up his mail, Cassandra and Cabala release Catwoman, Egghead, Penguin, Riddler, Joker, and King Tut from Gotham State Prison.

Aug 3 2003 4:30AM 120 - Minerva, Mayhem And Millionaires Minerva, glamorous owner of a mineral spa, uses her Deepest Secret Extractor on a customer to learn the combination to the Wayne Foundation vault. Batman and Robin arrive, and Minerva instructs her cohorts to pop the Duo into the a pressurizer and pressure them out of existence.

Aug 4 2003 4:30AM 003 - Fine Feathered Finks Part 1 After being released from prison, the Penguin and his crew wreak havoc on Umbrella shops around Gotham City. But, as Batman suspects, this is only a diversion to draw attention away from a bank robbery. As the dynamic duo head to the bank, a giant umbrella descends on the city, blocking traffic in all directions. Disguised as his alter ego, Bruce Wayne, Batman infiltrates the Penguin's umbrella factory in an attempt to track him down. Thinking he is merely a spy from a rival factory, the Penguin orders that he be quickly dispatched in his 12,000 degree furnace.

Well, I take it this will be the last month I'll be posting schedules. :( If you haven't read about Batman being put on Hiatus, please see the thread started by Impressions.

We must all keep our hopes up and maybe this hiatus will be a good thing. Maybe when it comes back, it'll get a good timeslot again. Until then, I hope each one of you got all or at least half the eps.

Now onto the schedule.

Aug 5 2003 4:30AM 004 - The Penguin's A Jinx Part 2 Narrowly escaping a fiery death, Bruce Wayne returns to the Batcave to ponder Penguin's next move. As he and Robin deliberate, the Penguin listens-in through a bugged umbrella in the Batcave. They decide that the Penguin's next move is to kidnap a famous actress staying at a nearby hotel. Rushing to the scene, the lovely actress begins to fall for the caped crusader just as Penguin makes his move. After subduing the crime fighters and getting away with the girl, the Penguin returns to his hideout to listen in on the Batcave through the secret umbrella transmitter. Little does he know, Batman and Robin have set up decoys of themselves, and are on their way to rescue the girl and capture the villain. After a fierce Battle, the dynamic duo return to their civilian identities to celebrate at Wayne Manor. When the lovely actress declares her love for Batman, Bruce Wayne can only listen longingly.


Aug 6 2003 4:30AM 007 - Instant Freeze Part 1 Mr. Freeze is raising havoc with his flame-freeze gun, and Batman and Robin rush to the rescue. The Caped Crusader and Boy Wonder try to foil Freeze's attempt to steal the Circle of Ice Diamond, but Freeze freezes them in their steps with his deadly ice-gun and drives away.

Aug 7 2003 4:30AM 008 - Rats Like Cheese Part 2 Batman and Robin are thawed out, but Freeze has kidnapped Gotham City's star ballplayer just before the big game. Freeze's terms are a fair exchange: the ballplayer for Batman.

Aug 8 2003 4:30AM 009 - Zelda the Great Part 1 After a mysterious, unidentified villain robs the Gotham bank, Batman and Robin print a phony news story about how the money was counterfeit in order to lure the robber out of hiding. The crook, famous escape artists Zelda the Great, is enticed to steal a large jewel recently placed in a chic Gotham store. Smelling a trap, Zelda infiltrates the store disguised as an old lady and takes the jewel, which is actually a homing device, without anyone noticing. The dynamic duo are frustrated to find the homing device discarded in a gutter a short while later. Soon, they find out Zelda's real plan when Commissioner Gordon tells them that Dick Grayson's Aunt has been kidnapped and is being held for ransom.

Aug 9 2003 4:30AM 010 - A Death Worse than Fate Part 2 A few minutes before Zelda the Great is about to drown Dick Grayson's Aunt Harriet, Batman makes contact with her and they arrange to pay the ransom. When Harriet is safely returned, a match book advertising the Gnome Bookstore falls from her pocket. There, Eivol Ekdal, an Albanian evil genius associate of Zelda's, plans to snare Batman and Robin in his Doom-Trap. The dynamic duo walk right into the trap as expected, but Zelda, now smitten with the handsome caped crusader, yells out a warning to them before they are shot like fish in a barrel. Batman uses the Batarang to snag Ekdal, and Zelda goes to jail, but not for long. Bruce Wayne secures her a reprieve since she saved Batman's life, and nets her a job as resident magician in a children's home.

Aug 10 2003 4:30AM 011 - A Riddle a Day Keeps The Riddler Away Part 1 Riddler disrupts the arrival of visiting King Boris with an exploding bouquet of roses presented to him at the airport. Batman and Robin decipher the riddle that floats down from the commotion and are led to the Miss Galaxy crowning. Although Batman and Robin have substituted a phony for the real tiara crown to be used, Riddler still swoops through the ceremony, stealing the crown only to give it up with another riddle inside. Piecing together Riddler's puzzling clues, Batman and Robin rush to the Royal Mushroom Club to protect King Boris once again. Riddler and his River Rat gang, composed of Fangs, Whitey, Whiskers, and lovely Mousey, hold the King at the old water and power plant, and Riddler secretly rigs a bomb in the King's Queen of Freedom Monument. The Caped Crusader and Boy Wonder smash through the skylight only to be trapped by the River Rats in some cobweb-like sticky stuff. The Dynamic Duo is strapped to the generator drive shaft, awaiting their doom.

Aug 11 2003 4:30AM 012 - When the Rat's Away, The Mice will Play Part 2 After King Boris places his Queen of Freedom statue in Gotham's Museum of Fame at a special ceremony, Riddler sends word to Commissioner Gordon that the statue contains a time bomb which he will deactivate only after the city delivers $1,000,000 to him. For help, Gordon calls upon wealthy Bruce Wayne, who is really Batman.

Aug 12 2003 4:30AM 013 - The Thirteenth Hat Part 1 When a number of hats, along with their owners, disappear around Gotham City, Batman and Robin realize that the Mad Hatter must again be on the loose and trying to kidnap each member of the jury who convicted him. The trail leads to a sculptor's studio, and a horrendous, statue shattering melee ensues. Robin is clonked, and the Hatter gleefully buries Batman in Super-Fast Hardening Plaster.

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Aug 13 2003 4:30AM 014 - Batman Stands Pat Part 2 Batman and his chum escape from their plaster prisons and crack their adversary's scheme. The Hatter purposely leads Batman and Robin to his fiendish hat factory, stocked with terrifying torture machines.

Aug 14 2003 4:30AM 015 - The Joker Goes To School Part 1 Commissioner Gordon alerts Batman that Joker is again on the prowl, seeking to undermine student morale in order to recruit high school drop-outs into his gang, the Bad Pennies. The Dynamic Duo are kidnapped strapped into an electric chair-like seat and faced with a shock of 50,000 volts if the slot machine in front of them turns up three lemons!

Aug 15 2003 4:30AM 016 - He Meets His Match, The Grisly Ghoul Part 2 In the nick of time, Gotham City is struck with a massive power failure that turns off Joker's 50,000 volt charge. Batman and Robin are rescued, and Robin agrees to infiltrate the Bad Pennies in a dangerous undercover mission.

Aug 16 2003 4:30AM 017 - True Or False Face - Part 1 Batman and Boy Wonder deduce that False-Face is plotting a counterfeit money caper and find themselves on a deserted subway platform, supposedly his hideout. But wait! Treachery triumphs once again, as False-Face knocks out Batman and Robin and epoxys them to the subway tracks.

Aug 17 2003 4:30AM 018 - Holy Rat Race Part 2 Quick-witted Batman reaches Alfred in the Batcave by wrist Batradio and has the trusty butler short out the circuit, thus causing the charge to melt the epoxy and free him and Robin just as the subway train rushes past. Thank heavens! Then back at Gordon's office, the Dynamic Duo deduce that False-Face will try not only to rob the bank's vault, but that the fiend will try to replace the millions with his own counterfeit money.But they beat the masked marauder at his own game, by replacing the money with themselves and surprising the villain and his gang when they masterfully crack the vault. Batman and Robin chase O'Hara's men to the old Bioscope Movie Studios where he attempts to elude them in the back lot, while holding Blaze hostage, who he has discovered harbors a crush for Batman. False-Face escapes on his Last Chance Motorcycle.Commissioner Gordon emerges, gasping, and Batman rips his face off - his false face, for it is in reality False-Face and not Gordon as we might have thought. His game up, False-Face goes off to jail, mumbling threats, and Blaze goes straight, determining to keep house for her sheepherder brother in New Zealand.

Aug 18 2003 4:30AM 021 - The Penguin Goes Straight Part 1 Penguin announces his Penguin Protective Agency, established to compete with the Dynamic Duo in guarding society's wealth against hoods and mountebanks. The Caped Crusader and Boy Wonder are captured and strung up behind a balloon shooting gallery at Penguin's gala party. The Feathered Felon invites Gordon and Chief O'Hara to take a couple of pot shots, which they do, not realizing that the pop guns are loaded with real bullets.

Aug 19 2003 4:30AM 022 - Not Yet, He Ain't Part 2 In a dynamic double flash, Batman and Robin lift their feet and deflect the bullets with their bullet-proof Batboot soles, and Batman cuts himself and Robin loose with his Bat-claw knife blade. When Penguin discovers their escape, he rallies Gotham's leading citizens to demand the apprehension of the dirty duo.

Aug 20 2003 4:30AM 023 - The Ring of Wax Part 1 Riddler makes off with The Rare Old Book on The Lost Treasure of the Incas, leaving a trail of clues which leads to Madame Soliel's Wax Museum. There, a Revolutionary War Tableau comes to life, and Riddler shoots doped darts into the Caped Crusader and Boy Wonder. Spiriting them back to his hideout, Riddler and his two goons dangle Batman and Robin over a vat of boiling wax preparatory to a fatal double dip.

Aug 21 2003 4:30AM 024 - Give Em' The Axe Part 2 Batman and Robin blast themselves free of their fetters and clear of the awful wax to the floor below. Meanwhile, Riddler has gone after the Sarcophagus at the Gotham City Museum, where it awaits an airtight case for display.

Aug 22 2003 4:30AM 025 - Joker Trumps An Ace Part 1 Joker, once again on the loose, raids a Gotham Fur Salon and steals rich Mrs. Belmont's hairpin -hairpin!? - and then, after stealing a hole from the Winnie-Ko-To Golf Course, he sends a jack- in-the-box clue to Commissioner Gordon. Alerted, Batman and Robin arrive at Gordon's office in time to release a balloon replica of Nimpah's Maharajah from the box, revealing a tape-recorded message from Joker in which he alludes to a plot to steal the Maharajah's solid gold golf clubs. At the golf course, however, Joker fork-lifts off, under a lavender gas barrage, the 350 pound Maharajah himself, not the clubs, and as the Dynamic Duo give chase, the Jocular Fiend eludes them in his tricky-mirror disappearing getaway van. The Peerless Pair trace Joker to his Old Re-finery hideout and burst in to rescue His Highness. But Joker's men lasso Batman and Robin, tying them into a veritable web of hemp, and, as Joker's Bat-smitten girl, Jill, sighs, Joker locks the Dauntless Duo into a very high chimney which he begins to fill with lethal gas!

Aug 23 2003 4:30AM 026 - Batman Sets the Pace Part 2 When the Joker sees that Batman and Robin have escaped his death trap, he trundles off to hatch another. Joker's ransom demand is for Batman to endorse the Maharajah's personal check for one-half million dollars, which he will cash at Gotham City State Bank the next morning.

Aug 24 2003 4:30AM 027 - The Curse of Tut Part 1 When an Egyptian sphinx mysteriously appears in Gotham's Central Park, Batman and Robin are called in to investigate. It seems that the evil King Tut, an ex-Yale scholar who now believes he is King of the Nile as a result of a head injury he received in a student riot, wants to claim Gotham city as his kingdom. After almost falling into a booby-trap, the dynamic duo spot Tut's moll Nefertiti, who is actually an ex-belly dancer named Myrtle. After she narrowly evades capture, Batman and Robin decide to do some undercover investigating at the Gotham Museum's Egyptian exhibit. When a 3500 year old mummy shows signs of life, Bruce Wayne calls an ambulance. After being gassed by the drivers, Tut's henchmen in disguise, Bruce is taken away in a stretcher. He manages to bust out of the moving ambulance only to find himself careening down a hill on the stretcher, headed for a 300 foot cliff.

Aug 25 2003 4:30AM 028 - The Pharoah's in a Rut Part 2 After barely escaping death, Batman goes on television to say he has rescued Bruce Wayne and is headed to Egypt to do some research. Tut falls for this ruse and kidnaps Bruce/Batman, subjecting him to Theban Pebble Torture at his secret hideout.

Aug 26 2003 4:30AM 029 - The Bookworm Turns Part 1 Bookworm lures Batman and Robin to Police Headquarters and confounds them with a series of book-clues. Batman and Robin cleverly suspect a trap and question Bookworm's moll Lydia, who spills a false clue as she has been directed by her master. Batman races off and leaves Robin with Lydia, who gasses him and helps Bookworm strap the kid to the clapper of the giant bell that will toll in just one minute.

Aug 27 2003 4:30AM 030 - While Gotham City Burns Part 2 Batman zooms to the Bell Tower and barely saves Robin's life. But Bookworm traps the Dynamic Duo inside a giant cookbook, which fills with steam and threatens to cook Batman and Robin alive.

Aug 28 2003 4:30AM 033 - Fine Finny Fiends Part 1 Penguin and his "finny fiends," Shark, Swordfish and Octopus, kidnap Alfred and hypnotize him to divulge the secret location of Bruce Wayne's Multimillionaires Annual Award Dinner. Batman and Robin are alerted to the kidnapping, but before they start investigating, Alfred is home safe with no memory of being kidnapped. A hook found on his coat seems fishy, so the dynamic duo journey down to the pier, where Penguin traps them in a vacuum tank and begins to suck out the air.

Aug 29 2003 4:30AM 034 - Batman Makes The Scenes Part 2 Surviving an airless vacuum chamber by taking measured breaths from a small balloon, Batman escapes and revives Robin. Hip to Alfred's strange behavior, Batman tips him off as to the location of the multi-millionaires dinner. Sure enough, Alfred mechanically calls Penguin as a result of a hypnotic suggestion Penguin planted while Alfred was his prisoner. At the dinner, Batman and Robin stand in for Bruce Wayne. When the Penguin's moll Finella jumps out of a cake and gasses the audience, Batman and Robin, having ingested they're anti-penguin-gas pills, apprehend the gang after a fierce showdown.

Aug 30 2003 4:30AM 035 - Shoot a Crooked Arrow Part 1 Batman and Robin battle a latter-day Robin Hood who turns against the poor people of Gotham. Appearing as trumped up replicas of Robin Hood, Archer and his band of arch, mounted ruffians, Crier Tuck, Big John, and Maid Marilyn gas everyone in Wayne manor and steal money from Bruce's safe. Batman and Robin are alerted but Archer and his rogues, give the cash to Gotham's poor and flaunt justice by appearing in the commissioners office and blind everyone with another special trick. Batman and Robin snag Archer on his next job and the poor misguided people raise bail for his release. Batman has Alfred visit Archer to distract him while the Dynamic Duo searches the hideout and by mistake trigger a secret alarm. Batman and Robin are caught and Archer threatens to hurt Alfred unless they tell him where the batcave is. Batman refuses. The caped crusader notices that Archers gullontine is a fake prop used by magicians. Alfred is saved and Batman and Robin are strung up to be run through by Archer and his me on horse back.

Aug 31 2003 4:30AM 036 - Walk The Straight and Narrow Part 2 The Crusader and Boy Wonder spring out of the way, at the very last moment on their Batsprings. Archer and his cronies decide not to go after them and instead go to their new hideout underneath police headquarters. Batman and Robin wonder what's next and Allan A. Dale assures them that the money will be brought under the ground at night. Archer hijacks the armored truck, who attacks with arrows. The truck is recovered nearby and the bills only seemed messed but nothing actually stolen. The money-giving ceremony goes off and Bruce Wayne is on the podium and Alfred is posing as Batman nearby. The first poor recepient notices that the bills have Archers picture on them and that the money is counterfeit. The Caped Crusader figures out that Dale is one of Archer's men and that they are planning to escape to Switzerland with the the money. The Dynamic Duo chases the Archer on the batboat and Batman and Robin triumph again.

Sep 1 2003 4:30AM 037 - Hot Off the Griddle Part 1 The theft of a department store catalogue, a catamaran and three mittens alerts the commissioner, Chief O'Hara, Batman and Robin that Catwoman is loose again. Batman and Robin ask Jack O'Shea a gossip columnist to pen a fake story about a fake canary at the Natural History Museum. Jack in league with Catwoman tips her off that Batman is hoping she will go for the bird. Catwoman, and her catburglars jump Batman and Robin at the museum and shoot the Duo with twin darts and throw them out of a 12th story window. A precautionary net was set up for such an emergency and catches them. The Cat Pack escapes except for one who lead them to the Pink Sandbox a new nightclub. They are quickly put into a room with a metal floor. The floor becomes hot and forces the super hero's to dance. The Caped Crusader breaks a water pipe which ends up being catatonic. When the duo awake they are stretched out on greased aluminum in the midday sun. Batman and Robin are left to fry.



I figured I'd combine Sept.'s eps, since there won't be that many. I'll also be closing any schedule threads on here. That's the one thing I hate, you have something related to a schedule and someone bumps it back up to the top to say something like 'Oh, I miss this show so much' and it just gives you false hope that the show is coming back. So yeah, I'll be working on that pretty soon.