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Chad22
07-20-2003, 04:47 AM
JIMMY CRACKED CORN AND I DONT CARE. JIMMY CRACKED CORN AND I DONT CARE, JIMMY CRACKED CORN AND I DONT CAAAAAAAAAAAARE.

No Honestly, I Really Really Dont Care. In fact, What is the point of writing a song about something stupid like someone cracking corn and not caring? Does the guy think WE Will care? Personally i think the Guy DID Care. I Mean, If he didnt care than why would he be writing a song about it? That song's logic makes absolutely no sence and he just thought he was going to get away with it.

"Im Gonna make money off this song cause no one will ever analyze the song and Show me to be the fraud i am HA HA" Well Mr. I Sang Jimmy Cracked Corn And I Dont Care i think I Just did Analyze your song and prove your a fraud. Maybe next time you write a song you will think twice about trying to Fraud the Good people of the World.

These People are trying to fraud our world with their sick little Mind Games. They themselves know it doesnt make sence, But they Tell everyone else about it and make big Money. Its not right i tell ya.

If i was sitting next to a man named John, And he was eating peanuts i would simply let the man eat his peanuts and go on with the rest of my life. BUT NOOOOO Some guys have to go out and write a song called "John Ate Peanuts and I Dont Care" If he doesnt care than why is he writing a song about it? It makes absolutely No sence and i feel this man should have been Beaten Or at least forced to crack corn while anouther man sings about him on National TV Right their.

ITS A CONSPIRACY I TELL YA!


Thank You...

Ravey
07-20-2003, 04:49 AM
*CLAPS*

GrapeJelly
07-20-2003, 04:52 AM
Damn him :mad:

Chad22
07-20-2003, 04:59 AM
Thank You For The Support People. Its Time We Recognize things like this for Exactly what it is......COMMUNISM :mad:

webuster
07-20-2003, 06:23 AM
Thank You For The Support People. Its Time We Recognize things like this for Exactly what it is......COMMUNISM

"No Mr.Green, communism is just a red herring"- Ms. Scarlett- 'Clue'







OT: Does this sitcomsonline site have a ticker to tell how many ppl have visited?

Max Whittaker
07-20-2003, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by King Chad Doody
JIMMY CRACKED CORN AND I DONT CARE. JIMMY CRACKED CORN AND I DONT CARE, JIMMY CRACKED CORN AND I DONT CAAAAAAAAAAAARE.

No Honestly, I Really Really Dont Care. In fact, What is the point of writing a song about something stupid like someone cracking corn and not caring? Does the guy think WE Will care? Personally i think the Guy DID Care. I Mean, If he didnt care than why would he be writing a song about it? That song's logic makes absolutely no sence and he just thought he was going to get away with it.

"Im Gonna make money off this song cause no one will ever analyze the song and Show me to be the fraud i am HA HA" Well Mr. I Sang Jimmy Cracked Corn And I Dont Care i think I Just did Analyze your song and prove your a fraud. Maybe next time you write a song you will think twice about trying to Fraud the Good people of the World.

These People are trying to fraud our world with their sick little Mind Games. They themselves know it doesnt make sence, But they Tell everyone else about it and make big Money. Its not right i tell ya.

If i was sitting next to a man named John, And he was eating peanuts i would simply let the man eat his peanuts and go on with the rest of my life. BUT NOOOOO Some guys have to go out and write a song called "John Ate Peanuts and I Dont Care" If he doesnt care than why is he writing a song about it? It makes absolutely No sence and i feel this man should have been Beaten Or at least forced to crack corn while anouther man sings about him on National TV Right their.

ITS A CONSPIRACY I TELL YA!


Thank You...

:bouncers: That is what I've been trying to tell everyone! Not only that song, but many, many songs I learned as a child like that dang, stupid Dinah Kitchen song! Who cares if someone's in the Kitten with Dinah? I mean, if it's some kook off the street, I guess it would only be fair to warn Dinah. But WHY sing it!?
What about that "rock-a-by baby"? Have you ever heard of a more gruesome song to sing to an infant? I mean, the baby in the song explicitly falls to his death from a tall tree! Why traumatize your children like that!!!! I believe I was scared for life because I heard that song as a young boy! I should sue!
They make no logical sense. Why do we teach our children songs with no purpose? To see how long it takes for their brains to turn to mush?
:confused: :confused: :confused: :faint:

GrapeJelly
07-20-2003, 12:44 PM
Remember "There's a hole in the bucket, dear liza dear liza, there's a hole in the bucket, dear liza, a hole"? :lol:

Kay Scarpetta
07-20-2003, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by GrapeJelly
Remember "There's a hole in the bucket, dear liza dear liza, there's a hole in the bucket, dear liza, a hole"? :lol:

I love that song! :D

Chad22
07-20-2003, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by Max Whittaker
:bouncers: That is what I've been trying to tell everyone! Not only that song, but many, many songs I learned as a child like that dang, stupid Dinah Kitchen song! Who cares if someone's in the Kitten with Dinah? I mean, if it's some kook off the street, I guess it would only be fair to warn Dinah. But WHY sing it!?
What about that "rock-a-by baby"? Have you ever heard of a more gruesome song to sing to an infant? I mean, the baby in the song explicitly falls to his death from a tall tree! Why traumatize your children like that!!!! I believe I was scared for life because I heard that song as a young boy! I should sue!
They make no logical sense. Why do we teach our children songs with no purpose? To see how long it takes for their brains to turn to mush?
:confused: :confused: :confused: :faint:

AMEN Man AMEN.

*InThisMoment*
07-20-2003, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by King Chad Doody
JIMMY CRACKED CORN AND I DONT CARE. JIMMY CRACKED CORN AND I DONT CARE, JIMMY CRACKED CORN AND I DONT CAAAAAAAAAAAARE.

No Honestly, I Really Really Dont Care. In fact, What is the point of writing a song about something stupid like someone cracking corn and not caring? Does the guy think WE Will care? Personally i think the Guy DID Care. I Mean, If he didnt care than why would he be writing a song about it? That song's logic makes absolutely no sence and he just thought he was going to get away with it.

"Im Gonna make money off this song cause no one will ever analyze the song and Show me to be the fraud i am HA HA" Well Mr. I Sang Jimmy Cracked Corn And I Dont Care i think I Just did Analyze your song and prove your a fraud. Maybe next time you write a song you will think twice about trying to Fraud the Good people of the World.

These People are trying to fraud our world with their sick little Mind Games. They themselves know it doesnt make sence, But they Tell everyone else about it and make big Money. Its not right i tell ya.

If i was sitting next to a man named John, And he was eating peanuts i would simply let the man eat his peanuts and go on with the rest of my life. BUT NOOOOO Some guys have to go out and write a song called "John Ate Peanuts and I Dont Care" If he doesnt care than why is he writing a song about it? It makes absolutely No sence and i feel this man should have been Beaten Or at least forced to crack corn while anouther man sings about him on National TV Right their.

ITS A CONSPIRACY I TELL YA!


Thank You... Evil Man. He Will Pay Dearly. :mad:

Stormtracker TF
07-20-2003, 03:46 PM
I VOTE CHAD DOODY FOR PRESIDENT!

Rhiannon
07-20-2003, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by King TheFonz
I VOTE CHAD DOODY FOR PRESIDENT!

I second that nomination!

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
07-20-2003, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by King TheFonz
I VOTE CHAD DOODY FOR PRESIDENT! :grr:


Jimmy cracked corn and I dont care! Jimmy cracked corn and I dont care!! JIMMY CRACKED CORN AND I DONT CARE!!!!!!!!

Stormtracker TF
07-20-2003, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:grr:


Jimmy cracked corn and I dont care! Jimmy cracked corn and I dont care!! JIMMY CRACKED CORN AND I DONT CARE!!!!!!!!

:grr:

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
07-20-2003, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by King TheFonz
:grr: :grady:

Stormtracker TF
07-20-2003, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:grady: :grr:

ABlairican Pie
07-20-2003, 04:28 PM
Actually the lyrics are from Stephen Collins Foster from back in the early 1800's. It was the song "Blue Tailed Fly." Communism hadn't been thought of yet. But who knows, he COULD HAVE influenced Karl Marx....:eek:

Funny when you have songs with lines like "I don't care", it's hard to make people care when you don't care. This song should prolly sunk beneath SCF's breechcloth drawer. He died penniless and alcoholic. Gee, this guy's still remembered almost two hundred years after he scribbled his swill...

Hollow
07-20-2003, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by King Chad Doody
What is the point of writing a song about something stupid like someone cracking corn and not caring?
i know a song about not caring. :) (extremely obscene parts are censored)

So ****ing what!

Well I've been to Hastings,
and I've been to Brighton.
I've been to Eastport too.
So what. So what.

And I've been here,
I've been there.
I've been every ****ing where.

So what. So what.
So what, so what, you boring little ****.

Who cares.
Who cares what you do.
Yeah who cares,
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you.

Well I've ****ed a queen.
I've ****ed ****ed.
I've even :censored:.
So what. So what.

And I've ****ed a sheep.
I've ****ed a goat.
I rammed :censored: right down his throat.

So what. So what.
So what, so what, you boring little ****.

Who cares.
Who cares what you do.
And who cares,
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you.

And I've drunk that,
I've drunk this.
I've spewed up on a pint of piss.
So what. So what.

I've had scank,
I've have speed.
I've jacked up until I bleed.

So what. So what.
So what, so what, you boring little ****.

Who cares.
Who cares what you do.
Yeah who cares,
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you.

I've had crabs,
I've had lice,
I've had the clap and that ain't nice.
So what. So what.

I've ****ed this,
I've ****ed that.
I've even ****ed a school girl's twat.
So what.
So what.
So what, so what you boring little ****.
Who cares.
Who cares what you do.
And who cares,
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you.
So ****ing what!
Yeah!

Elvis Fonzie Dean
07-20-2003, 05:16 PM
And London Bridges Falling Down is a horrifying song.Yeah, it's fun to dance in a circle singing about destruction.:mad:

Chad22
07-20-2003, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
And London Bridges Falling Down is a horrifying song.Yeah, it's fun to dance in a circle singing about destruction.:mad:

Right On Man

Or how about "Rock A By Baby". Whats so wodnerful about a baby falling from a tree? Thats quite HORRIFYING Actually.

Stormtracker TF
07-20-2003, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by King Chad Doody
Right On Man

Or how about "Rock A By Baby". Whats so wodnerful about a baby falling from a tree? Thats quite HORRIFYING Actually.

I couldnt have said that better myself. :thumbsup:

ABlairican Pie
07-20-2003, 10:27 PM
Btw, most Mother Goose and other nursery rhymes were not meant for kiddies. Seriously. They were originally chants of salacious subject matter sang about in pubs way back when.

Mary Mary, Quite Contrary. It was about a lesbian.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Oh really? It was understood what they *REALLY* went up the hill for, because who goes up a hill to fetch a water from a well??

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. Opium hallucination references.

These are the real meanings of these rhymes.

Chad22
07-20-2003, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by Captain ABlairica
Btw, most Mother Goose and other nursery rhymes were not meant for kiddies. Seriously. They were originally chants of salacious subject matter sang about in pubs way back when.

Mary Mary, Quite Contrary. It was about a lesbian.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Oh really? It was understood what they *REALLY* went up the hill for, because who goes up a hill to fetch a water from a well??

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. Opium hallucination references.

These are the real meanings of these rhymes.

We need a TV Special About all this!

Stormtracker TF
07-20-2003, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by King Chad Doody
We need a TV Special About all this!

I'll say we do. :grr:

Crimson and Clover
07-20-2003, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by Captain ABlairica
Btw, most Mother Goose and other nursery rhymes were not meant for kiddies. Seriously. They were originally chants of salacious subject matter sang about in pubs way back when.

Mary Mary, Quite Contrary. It was about a lesbian.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Oh really? It was understood what they *REALLY* went up the hill for, because who goes up a hill to fetch a water from a well??

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. Opium hallucination references.

These are the real meanings of these rhymes.

there are some pretty bad ones at http://www-personal.umich.edu/~pfa/dreamhouse/nursery/beasts.html

Max Whittaker
07-21-2003, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by Captain ABlairica
Btw, most Mother Goose and other nursery rhymes were not meant for kiddies. Seriously. They were originally chants of salacious subject matter sang about in pubs way back when.

Mary Mary, Quite Contrary. It was about a lesbian.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Oh really? It was understood what they *REALLY* went up the hill for, because who goes up a hill to fetch a water from a well??

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. Opium hallucination references.

These are the real meanings of these rhymes.

I always knew therewas something wrong with thse things! To think my parents subjected me to to such mature literature! I wonder if they knew... omg: