Dontrelle Willis.
Ever since he 1-hit the Mets, I can't help but think, "What's gotten older faster, the Diff'rent Strokes jokes or Robbie Alomar?"

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NBC announced its 2003 prime-time line-up, which includes the sitcom Whoopi. When it comes to obvious failures for the network, this has to rank up there with it showing Emeril in 2001 and Bengals games in 1998, 1997, 1996 ...

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